Wednesday Morning in the Big Brother 14 House
Wakey, wakey, Houseguests! It's Wacky Wednesday! Time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds. If you're just checking in for the 1st time today, please have a look at these previous posts to get you up to speed:
Wednesday's the day that anything can happen.. and usually does. If there's going to be a flip orchestrated by Janelle... or Dan... or Britney, today's the day! And tonight's the night! All it will take is a few well crafted words to set it into motion. One slip of the tongue.. One overheard conversation.. One simple realization that she with no true allies is much less of a threat than he with over half the house.
Let the games begin... And may the odds be ever in your favor.
9:30am BBT BB hasn't woken the HGs yet, but Boogie and Frank just got up on their own.. Boogie's showering while he waits for his coffee to brew.
..and Frank woke up without extremely noticeable and rather impressive wood for the 1st time in days.
Boogie: G'morning, Frank.
Frank: You don't think that because they asked for our water shoes, it might be some kind of water competition tomorrow, do you?
Boogie: No. Have Nots, maybe.
Boogie and Frank
Frank: You're a deejay. You know tons of band names. We get it.
Boogie: hahahaha! And my favorite one of all.. Ya lied. A lot. Ya leavin'. We get it.
Frank: We get it! You're lookin' pretty lean, Mike.
Boogie: I'm leanin' up. But I have such big hips..
Exercise chatter.. Frank wishes they'd give them a pull up bar. Boogie says he'll ask..
Boogie: Welcome to Wacky Wednesday!! Taday's the day the nominees go scrambling for votes. Well, you're not gonna see Frank scramblin.. All you Janelle Fans on the internet, enjoy it today.. Because it's gonna be blacked out a lot tomorrow. And then she's gone!
Frank: She went so low as to ask Wil to swear on his dogs life yesterday.
Boogie: Pathetic.. She'll be going. Wacky Wednesday! Epic television tonight. Script's about to get flizipped tonight. Fantastic television. In case you're just tuning in to the internet right now, strap yourselves in and enjoy the show. And come back Thursday!
Frank: Might be an 8-1 vote folks.
Boogie: Gonna T-O that ass.. We're gonna nominate Joe and 1 of us, so we can play the PoV and f'in lock it down!
Boogie: I think they're just so sure we wanna scumbag Brit or Shane.. We just need to know he's ready to dump Danielle..
Frank: Does he really wanna roll with DAnielle? I mean.. She's had a good week..
Boogie: I saw a different Danielle this week. I worked her GOOOD yesterday. Oh my God, Frank.. Her and I were having this deep thing.. and she said, I see you sit alone a lot.. I said, I like to zone out a lot in here, so I might look standoffish or aloof, but I gotta tell ya it's really nice that we've come together in this alliance.. And then she worked out with Janelle.. and I'm like, is this really working? ANd then she looked over at me and came and sat down..
Frank: F'in Janie going up there and being like, Mike hates you.. He hates women.
Boogie: It's amateur hour. For all you Janelle fans in this game. Understand one thing. I never said 1 time that Janelle or any of her players said anything that wasn't true. Clean Game running here.. Sort of.
Time check - 9:55a Boogie starts asking questions about the Olympics..
Frank: I think the new age fan is gonna like Mike Boogie a little bit more..
Boogie: I hope so..
Frank: Think about what they watch now.. Real Housewives... THey like someone with more of an edge than they did 6 years ago.
Boogie: Man, I would love it if next week 2 people would go go. Imagine if we could pop Joe and Wil.. and be down to 9.. We gotta shore up our relationship with Jenn. She's not someone we'd normally bother with, but we still have the core of the team. We don't have to call it an alliance.. Cuz she likes bein' a free agent..
Frank: I'd like to plug her in there before Ashley.
Frank: I don't feel like the other 4 of the silent 6 have gone near her.. We're more likely to get her.
Boogie: If we knock out Joe and Janelle, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Wil won an HoH.. so he can go at the other 4.
Frank: Cuz Shane already brought it up.. He's like if Ya'll wanna put me up that's fine. He's all worried about a showmance being perceived.. He's all worried.. She fell asleep on my chest, but there wasn't any kissing.. I'm like, I don't care. None of us care.
Boogie: It's not like they're a power couple.. We don't give a f*ck.. Just hold down the votes.
BB: Good morning, houseguests..
Boogie: It's time to get up for the day!
Boogie, Frank, Britney, Wil
The conscious crew is gathered on the couch chatting about braces. Frank got them voluntarily when he was 23... and he spent 6 weeks of his last semester of college with his jaw wired shut.
**sounds like my senior year of high school - bike accident.
Inside, Jenn's cleaning the bathroom mirror.. It's become a daily habit of hers.
Britney's gone inside to put some makeup on.
Boogie and Frank are talking about Ian and his behaviors.. Both feel badly about Ian's relationship with his father..
Wil and Jenn are in the kitchen.. Britney joins them and talk turns to all living in NYC at the same time..
***So far none of the HGs has mentioned feeling the earthquake that happened in l.a. this morning, but they were all sleeping..
Boogie, Wil, Britney, Jenn
Seeing no need to bash Janelle any more, they've moved on to next week's target: Joe. Dig, dig, dig...
Brit: The problem with his stories is.. They're of an evolutionary nature..
**I'm not ready to move on to the incessant bashing of next week's target yet.. Are you?
The assembled HGs move from Joe's snoring to farting to over-using their food supply, never washing dishes, annoying stories, poor parenting, self promotion, etc.. 20 minutes later, the Joe bash continues. Skippy is feeling poetic this morning.. all the while, a sleeping Joe takes up the other half of the quad.
**This Joe bash is intentional.. The Silent 6 want him out next, so whenever possible, they're sparking the bash and letting everyone run with it.
Ashley's up, in a lot of pain and grabbing an ice pack from the freezer.. She puts on a happy face whenever anyone's looking, but the pain is intense.
Wil joins Ashley at the table..
Outside, Frank says he's gonna start working on his speech, tinkering with it a little..
Britney: Tinkering? hehe
Frank: Probably in the shower.. I'll whisper it to myself in the shower.
Jenn: (inaudible) Appeal to everyone with that.
Frank: I always kinda liked the idea of going, "There's to type of people in this house.. Ladies and Gentlemen..
Jenn: There ya go.
Brit: It's frikkin hot as balls. It feels hotter today than yesterday.
Jenn goes inside. Brit and Frank continue..
Brit: Janelle's gonna be workin' for votes all day today.
Frank: I think she thinks she has it.. DId you hear what she did to Wil yesterday? Asked him to swear on his dog.. How weak sauce is that. I heard him talking to Ashley in the bathroom, and he was all, if you swear and cross your fingers, it doesn't count right?
Talk turns to Jenn, Ashley and Wil.. and how to pull them in, and how they're probably working together now..
Frank: My guess is that's what they're thinking. The silent 6 will gettim.
Brit: We have to.
Frank: We get Joe out next week.. the important thing is getting him out before jury..
Brit: Right now, everyone's all get Joe out, and then a few days from now, someone's won PoV, the Joe thing's kinda tired.. people change their minds.
Boogie: Are you worried that people wont vote him out? We're all together and we control the votes.
Brit: What if Wil wins HoH?
Frank: The other night.. I started up an anti Joe talk.. and they just went and went and went..
Brit: He's definitely gonna be nominated.. We just have to keep up the intensity..
Talk turns to the coming HoH, and making sure not to be too obvious if it's a knock out..
BB: Janelle, please come to the Diary Room.
Brit: I just want next week to be an easy week..
Boogie and Brit are on to Danielle..
Boogie: Maybe she thought kindergarten teacher didn't sound as smart as being a nurse.. You heard it here 1st bb, I think that girl's a nurse..
Brit: And she's asked me a lot about my job..
Boogie and Brit continue talking about Brit.. Boogie's doing unto Brit as he did unto Danielle yesterday.
Inside, Wil's preparng sausages and eggs all mashed together in a bowl for himself, Ashley and Jenn.. Frank's got veggies going in a pan..
Brit: Did Janelle go back to bed?
Carolyn: No.. She's doing her makeup..
Brit: Boogie laid it on me this morning. He knows your a nurse.
Brit: Same reasons I did.. Because you called __ naproxen and you were tearin' it up with the medical tape.. And because you're not a morning person.. and if you were a teacher who had to be up in class at 8am every day..
Danielle: F*ck.. Let him be on to me.. Ding, ding Boogie..
Brit: He figured it out better than me..
Danielle; But he thinks I'm one or the other. He doesn't know I'm both. So what does he say about me being a nurse.
Brit: Just that he firgured it out.. And if Boogie thinks that, you have to assume he's told Frank, ian, probably not Jenn, but yes Wil..
Danielle: Damn.. I shouldn't have taped it so well.
Brit: Frikkin nailed it. He's more intuitive than we think. And then he mentioned you taking care of Dan's leg..
Danielle: He never saw me take care of it.
Brit: He's on to you..
Danielle: It's true. I work 3 to 11.. Whatever.. Boogie can sit there and contemplate all day. I'll never tell him. Ever.
Brit: OK.. I'm moving on from Boogie.. What happened with Shane last night?
Danielle: He's so afraid of his feeling for me, that he'll start just being mean to me.. Not even sarcastic, just mean. We flat out talked about it.. He wont admit it in front of you, but.. He's all, "I'm so scared of my feelings for you.. and the distance.." FOr me, the traveling isn't an issue.. I'm not asking for a relationship out of here. I'm not gonna hold back my feelings. I'm not gonna live in fear.
Brit: Whether you like it or not, he's trying to protect the both of you in this game. If he's being a douche to you, my advice to you is to give up on the romantic aspect.. Just be friends.
Danielle: I tried.. As soon as I turned it off, he turned up the sweet mode. He's so back n forth with me, I've had it. And I told him last night.
Brit: What was it like when I left?
Danielle: I was like, I told you for a week and a half now, this sh*t's gota stop.
Britney gives Danielle advice.. Danielle rants on about how Shane's the one giving her mixed signals.
etc... This is ongoing on Feed 3 and 4 at 11:50am
BB Calls Danielle to the Diary room.. 3 times..
She's getting ready for her closeup, Mr DeMille.