Monday Afternoon in the BB15 House
Good afternoon BB lovers! I hope you're having a lovely Monday! If you haven't seen the Overnight Report, please have a look. There was a bit of a blowup last night on the live feeds, and the HGs will be referencing it all day.
Amanda, Helen and Andy are inside looking at the Memory Wall, commenting on everyone's photos. All agree Kaitlin has the best shot.
Amanda looks outside to the pool..
Amanda: OK, they're so PDA it's ridiculous. Who does that?
Helen and Elissa
Elissa: I wonder what your husband's gonna say.
Helen: He's not gonna like it. I think Jeremy has more complicated issues.. I'm sure his mom is gonna be freaking out. It's gonna embarrass her. I feel bad for her. I'm not gonna raise children who speak to people that way.. But you have to give people an opportunity to be better. Life is about forgiveness, not holding grudges. If it happens again, that's another story. I'll give him a chance to redeem himself.. Can you imagine if that's your son on national tv. I just couldn't. You and I wont have sons that do that.
Elissa and Helen move their talk into the bathroom, and Helen has a few more tears...
Elissa is very sweet and supportive of her, telling her that while the teeny boppers are here for 5 minutes of fame, Helen's here to win half a million dollars, and she has a great chance at it.
Aaryn, Amanda, Kaitlin
Aaryn: It's never just you and him. It's you and him and 9 million people..
Amanda: And if he only saw one season, he's basing all of his game on that.. Like I told him about elimination HoHs and he had no idea.
Aaryn: It would be scarier to put him on the block than 2 weaker people.
Amanda: People will just backdoor him.
Aaryn: (makes mental note to share with Jeremy)
Amanda: I just want Elissa to go and that we'll all be fine.. And everything I just said here, I already said to Jeremy's face.
Aaryn: Everything I say anywhere I'd say straight to someone's face. I don't get caught in lies.
Amanda: Are you ok after last night?
Aaryn: I can't speak for you, but I wouldn't be.,
Kaitlin: I hope you weren't mad at me last night.
Amanda: I wans't mad at you. Why would I be mad at you?
McCrae comes over.. HoH picture time!
Kaitlin, Aaryn and Ginamarie are posing for one...
Judd: Show a nip slip.
Ginamarie: That's only for you later.
Amanda: I speak at foghorn level.
Jeremy: (to Kaitlin) You stress me out.
Kaitlin: (to Jeremy) You stress me out.
Amanda: You both stress me out.
Looking across the yard...
Amanda: She's bendy. I bet she can eat her own vagina. I wish I could eat my own vagina.
Talk turns back to Jeremy and his behavior.. and Aaryn.
Kaitlin: (paraphrasing) Aaryn was telling me off for yelling at him last night. Seriously. My family's gonna be like, what are you doing with this guy?! I know it, but at the same time I need to keep him on my side.
Jeremy joins Kaitlin on the couch. They're not 100% yet, and she's making him work for it.
Nick, Spencer, Jeremy, David, Howard
The guys are eating and talking about highschool, which inevitably leads to the girls in highschool and which sports girls had the best bodies. Softball girls are the least favorite, apparently.
Ginamarie, Aaryn and Kaitlin join them.. They look through the pics together..
After last night, the HGs are all game talked out so far today.. with very few exceptions. I'm sure that'll change soon, but in the meantime, lots of stories about life, home, accidents, etc.. and of course, sunbathing.
Backyard Couch Nick, Howard, Andy, Aaryn
Aaryn: Have you ever had to have like a wart frozen off?
**no, but I take a tiny bit of pleasure in knowing you have.
Andy: Yeah, I have a really aggressive plantar's wart on the bottom of my left foot..
Aaryn: I had a really bad wart on my middle finger, and she spilt the funnel, and it went all the way on my finger.. You can still see the scars.
Nick: What is the liquid?
Aaryn: You know the stuff you blow your keyboard with? It's like that..
Jeremy: That would piss me off.
Aaryn: I was so young, and it's still scarred up.
Now we move on to burn stories with Nick and Howard.. Then back to Aaryn..
3:02pm And on to dental work..
Aaryn: can you tell that one of my front teeth is fake?
**Skippy has a super itchy trigger finger this afternoon.
Amanda and Andy
Andy: If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to snap my fingers and have everyone around me break out into song and dance...
Talk about sex.. Andy's a Gold Star Gay - never even kissed a girl.
Howard comes in asking about a bed. Andy directs him.. As he's leaving..
Amanda: Look at those muscles. I want him to just throw me around.
**get in line.
Nick comes in..
Nick: I didn't know girls could do that.
Amanda: You'd be amazed at what I can do. My strongest muscles are my tits and my kegels.
Talk turns to orgasmic dreams.. Amanda prays for them.
The bathroom crew has now expanded to include Kaitlin and Aaryn, and they're doing their best guesses at what noises different creatures make..
Amanda: What noise does a Starfish make? (softly) neighhh bloop bloop bloop.. neigh bloop bloop..
Talk turns to the show "Girls" - which bonds them all. Kaitlin, Andy and Amanda *LOVE* the show.. The talk about each character.. Big Lena Dunham fams..
Kaitlin: She tweeted one day, "tweeting before responding to a text message is like showing up late to a meeting with Starbucks in your hand."
In the kitchen, Jeremy and David are involved in the challenging intellectual pursuit of Kitchen Island Ball..
It's Ginamarie's turn for a breakdown.. She's in tears..
Ginamarie: They took all my clothes. I don't feel like me in this stuff. They took the f'in shirt off my back, literally.
Amanda: Just take a deep breath.. Accept the things you cannot change, and change the things you can. We all have things you can borrow. We're all having our moments.
Ginamarie: Thank you, love.
Nick comes over...
Nick: One of those days?
GM: I just wanna go home.
Nick: We were so cool a couple hours ago.
GM: I just wanna go home. I don't feel like me. I don't have any of my clothes. I just wanna go home. I'm not an outside person. I don't like to be outside in the sun. And they took all my clothes. My nails are a mess. I don't have any of my tanning stuff. My hair sucks.
**Nick, this is where you're supposed to reassure her and tell her she's beautiful.
GM: I don't wear shorts. I don't feel comfortable. I don't like myself.
Nick: Yeah, you do..
GM: I don't like my legs. I wanna cover up my legs.
Nick: I think your legs are fine.
GM: Thank you.
**Good boy. See?
GM: I don't care about f'ing money. I just wanna be me. I don't feel like me.
Nick: You look like Lady Gaga. We'll be good, dude. You just gotta chill.
GM: No. I don't wanna stay here anymore.
Nick: I have no one else to talk to.
GM: I just wish they didn't take my stuff.. and I'm not materialistic. I just want my normal sweatpants.. I just want my normal shirts.. They even took my bras and underwear. They took all my f'in' makeup. Everyone has all their stuff, and I feel like I have nothing. It'll be fine. I just want my stuff. I had 7 pairs of panties. They took all my panties.. I have such bad eating problems and issues with my body. I just want clothes to cover up. I'm so out of my element right now.
**Skippy.. Please call in the doc. She really needs to talk.
GM: I don't even have my glasses. They took my sneakers. They took my socks. I have neon sneakers, sparkly shirts.. It's my personality and that's what shows.. I can't even shave my twat f'ing standing up. I can't even lay down and shave. I go down to shave my legs and my whole ass is at the bottom of the shower. I feel like a dirtbag. I don't even have my regular deodorant. I'm sorry.
Nick: It's alright. You're good.
GM: I need to WD40 my convertible. The top is squeaking. Thanks for coming over.
Nick: You're a tough cookie. That's why you're here.
GM: You know how you just have your favorite outfit, and you just feel G in it?
GM: I don't have that. Like, everyone else has all their stuff, but I have nothing of mine. Like they were supposed to take all my sh*t. (timecheck - 4:06pm)
**So.. what gives? Why was all of her stuff taken? I get it with taking away items that have brands emblazoned on them, and I'd understand the sparkles being a nuisance for camera, if it weren't for the Rachel precedent.. but the underwear and bras? I'm stumped.
Andy, Nick, Aaryn
Aaryn: Is she ok?
Nick: Yeah, she's ok.
Aaryn: She seemed pretty determined.
Nick: Determined to what?
Aaryn: Determined to leave.
Nick: I think the first couple weeks are just rough on everyone..
Cam 2 flips back to Ginamarie. Kaitlin has now joined her in the couch, and she has sound advice.
Kaitlin: You should go into the DR now while you're upset and crying.
Ginamarie: 12 votes. We need 7. Judd was like, well, if you change your mind, tell me so I can change mine.
Kaitlin: He's so cute.
Kaitlin: Seriously. Go talk to them right now while you're upset.
Kaitlin and Aaryn offer there stuff for borrowing, which makes 3 open closets for Ginamarie now, including Amanda's original offer.
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Kaitlin, Aaryn and Ginamarie begin Elissa bashing..saying her husband is probably a psycho who cheats on her.
Aaryn: If any one them gets HoH, I'm self evicting.
GM: Not gonna happen.
Aaryn: Can you imagine what a miserable week that would be? I wouldn't even go up to HoH.
Aaryn and Kaitlin agree they chose the wrong guys based on looks. Aaryn should've been with David and Aaryn with Jeremy.
Kaitlin moves on from Elissa bashing to Candice..
Aaryn: You guys need to grow some balls and say shit, instead of just talking about it.
**because that would be good for whose game?
Judd sits down..
Kaitlin: If I were to flash my boob to you...
Kaitlin: Are you gonna continue to stay on our team, if I continue to give you boob flashes.
GM: You can even pull my nipple ring.
Aaryn: I'll even let you feel my flat ones.
Kaitlin: Judd, Stay with us... and you get boobies. Don't go to the dark side. We're just lookin' out for you, Judd, and I'm trying to persuade you with some titties.
Judd: I think that's what it's gonna take at this point.
GM: But it has to be done first..
Judd: Oh no..
Ginamarie flirts with Nick..
Aaryn: You are nuts if you think he's ever..
Ginamarie: Gonna stick his dick in my vagina?
Judd: See, you already went to the dark side. You coulda had the white anaconda.
***...and suddenly she's back to being herself. Aren't hormones grand?
- Amanda's in the kitchen prepping dinner..
- Nick, Judd, Kaitlin and Candice are also in the Kitchen
- David and Helen are playing chess..
- Ginamarie's now in the pool, talking votes and smack with Aaryn..
- McCrae's up in HoH.
- A couple of HGs are in the jacuzzi..
- Howard is off camera in bed..
Please mind the critters and enjoy the live feeds tonight! :0) You never know when someone's going to spontaneously erupt!