Monday Morning in the Big Brother 15 House
Good morning, BB Lovers! It's just after 10am BBT, and while BB still hasn't woken the HGs, Jessie and Judd are now awake of their own volition. If you haven't read The Overnight Report yet, it is a MUST, as the fall-out from last night on the live feeds will doubtless be on everyone's lips today.
Cam 3 & 4
Jessie & Judd
Jessie: Come sit with me. Did anything else happen?
Judd: Not really. People were hanging out. There was still tension. I stayed out of it.
Jessie: Did McCrae have anything to say about it?
Judd: I don't think so. You went to bed, right?
Jessie: Me? Yep. Well, cuz I just can't afford to get myself into any drama right now.
Judd: You're fine.
Jessie: Are you gonna go for HoH next week?
Judd: I think I'll be goin' for it every time.
Jessie: Give someone a run for their money, at least.. and then they can't say anything about you.
Judd: I'm gonna grab a smoke..
Jessie: The thing about comps is.. each week, you're competing against less and less people.
Judd: I would've liked to win the veto.
Jessie: Yeah, the veto was fun. I'm really good at scrabble.. If I'd had just one more consonant, I would've had a 10 letter word.
Judd: I'ma brush my teeth and get my trunks on.. switch my batteries..
Alone again, Jessie opens her little Bible and begins to read.
Judd brushes his teeth, grabs a coke.. Outside, it appears we've had a shift change... Modesty, courtesy of Skippy.
10:30am Fishies mean it's Wakey, wakey, houseguests!! Time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds!! You're doing a truly stellar job of it so far.
10:45am And they're up! Spencer's quite chipper, singing ♫Good morning, to you.. greeting people, Good morning, Beautiful.. Andy's a smiling happy morning person too.
Andy: Amanda left her dildo grease on the counter. Helen tried to drink it.
Andy heads to the bathroom.. Helen's in there.. Judd comes in.
Andy: (joking) What are you sayin'?
Andy: I heard you talkin' about me. I don't wanna hear your name come outta my mouth!
Spencer: I'm gonna come over there and bs with you.
Spencer gives a littlw weather report.
Jessie: How'd you sleep last night?
Spencer: I slept next to fartin' snorin' Candice, which is really not my cup of tea.. but F it.
Jessie: I could tell you a gay joke right now.
Spencer: What's that?
Jessie: Butt F it.
BB: Spencer, please lower the outside awnings.
Spencer: Ok. ♫ Get down Spencer. Go 'head , get down..
Checking the Quad, Jeremy's now in the bathroom..
Kaitlin and Judd come outside.
Judd: 'Sup Kaitlin? How're you doin' this morning?
Kaitlin: Better than I was last night.
Skippy flips 3 and 4 to HoH. Andy's recounting last night to McCrae and Amanda..
Andy: I think we did show good strength under attack. We're 7 strong.. Well, 6.. plus Candice.
Good morning, Howard!
|I have shiny ball syndrome.|
Andy: I haven't seen Aaryn yet today..
Amanda: She's probably climbing out of her Lucifer costume.
Andy: Really. I like David, but he aligned himself with the worst.. and that's a sign of bad gameplay. "There's one thing you don't do in Texas, and that's sit on someone's hat." Really? SO I can kill someone there?
McCrae: Texas must be full of a bunch of dumbasses.
**And there goes McCrae's TX MVP vote..
Andy: Oh I haven't seen Elissa yet either..
McCrae, Andy, Amanda
McCrae: What am I gonna do today?
Andy: Eat, sleep, make Helen cry..
McCrae: Literally the nicest person I've ever met.
Andy: That could be Jeremy's agenda for the day: Tan, eat a pizza, piss everyone off, target Helen.. I think the only person we need to calm is Judd.. He's nervous about Spencer flipping.
Amanda: Mmm.. I smell bacon.. Ginamarie is getting on my nreves. She's so dumb.
Andy: She's my nightmare HoH, because she's not smart and I'd have cowtow to her.(paraphrasing)
Amanda: Mine was Aaryn.. I hate bitchy mean girls.. If anyone starts to like pick on people..
Talk returns to Jeremy's behavior last night. Andy wants to hijack a full complement of alcohol up to HoH and only invite their friends..
**providing useful and entertaining content is also an option. #eyeroll
Andy: Even if Kaitlin got HoH that would be ok.. She's rational.. She's awesome.
Amanda: Not to me. She'd put me up.
McCrae: She straight up told me she'd put Amanda up.
Andy: I feel like we can't take anything those people say seriously.. THey switch on a dime.
They begin speculating about who should go up in the event HG x, y or z wins HoH.. I'm saving my fingers for facts.
Amanda: Aaryn and Jeremy should've been the ones who hooked up, because they're both douches.
See, facts only.
Andy's gone. Just McCrae and Amanda now.
Amanda: Yay! We survived the 1st eviction.
McCrae: because of me. You probably wouldn't have even tried to hook up with me if I wasn't HoH.
McCrae: I thought you were making me breakfast this morning..
Amanda: I am. How do you take your eggs?
McCrae: I like em anyway, really. I'm poor. I like, can't eat all the time, so I'm not picky whatsoever.
Amanda: You're poor?
McCrae: You don't like me cuz I'm poor.
Amanda: I like you, but I don't like that you're poor.
McCrae: My rent is only $100/month..
Amanda: My expenditures every month is like $2,000.
McCrae: Maybe I should get into real estate.
Amanda: You should. We could be a team: McCrae & A
McCrae reiterates that he wants to get into production. He's not sure what, but he knows he wants to be union. Amanda explains (her understanding) of how that works.
Amanda: (stroking his hair) You have pretty eyes.
McCrae: Thank you.
Kaitlin is coffeeing it up in the pool. She looks deep in thought..
Flipping to join the ladies poolside.. Helen, Candice and Kaitlin are chatting it up.
Helen: There aren't a lot of guys who do that. Chalk it up to he had a bottle of wine.. and it builds and he lost it. I've made mistakes in the past.
Kaitlin: At least he admitted he was wrong instantly.. I was spitting fire.
11:45 -- Jeremy comes out to exercise.. He begins jumping rope.. Helen's using the dumbells..
Jeremy: I feel like there's not gonna be anything going on til Wednesday.. You doing biceps?
** Tomorrow should be HoH Pics, HoH blog...
Helen: Not really.. I'm just trying to build a little arm strength.. Like, I would lose to a 5 year old arm wrestling.
Jeremy: You don't wanna be a Howard-ette.
Jeremy: It feels good out here..
Candice: It does. Yesterday was so crazy. I need today to be super-chill.
Jeremy: yeah.. I gotta lay low for a lil bit..
Aaryn & Kaitlin
Aaryn's saying that now Jeremy looks like a "whipped little bitch" because of the way he came running to her (Kaitlin) last night, and how that would never happen in Texas.. They're giggling.
Let the tanning begin!
Elissa joins Howard in the kitchen..
Elissa: Do you feel rejuvenated?
Howard: Rejuvenated, Refreshed and Rejoicing!
This concludes the morning update. We're taking a wee break. See you back here for the afternoon updates at 1pm BBT. :0) Please mind the critters on the live feeds.