Monday Morning in the Big Brother 15 House
Good morning, BB Lovers! Wakey, wakey house guests! Time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds! Yes, I know many of you HGs have only gotten 3-4 hours of sleep. I was there.
If you were sleeping like a sane person Sunday night, and you'd like to get all caught up, give The Overnight Report a read. For the extremely condensed version:
- We believe Elissa told the DR that she wants Nick for the replacement.
- Candice, Helen and Elissa believe they can make it work - for keeping Elissa.
- Amanda is extremely keen on keeping Elissa.
- Judd wants to keep her too.
- If you're counting, that's not nearly enough votes...
8:01am Fishies! BB is playing the wakeup music.
Elissa is up. Helen and Candice are talking to her, from under their covers. Howard's brushing his teeth.
The rest of the house is ignoring the wakeup.
Elissa tells the girls about a random meeting between her husband and Hayden's mom.. They have homes in the same neighborhood in Arizona.
Andy: Why the hell do we have the F'in Veto Ceremony at 9:30?!
Howard and Spencer
Spencer: Amanda is gonna cut a deal at some point, because she'll be concerned about what's going on.. I don't care what McCrae says, at this point, he doesn't have her under control. Maybe at 6 weeks he will.
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Aaryn: We can start saving bottles and make like a huge giant ring toss.
Nick: That's a good idea. What ring would we use.
Aaryn: I don't know.
Nick: It's a good idea though.
BB: Elissa, Amanda, Jeremy, Kaitlin, please change your batteries.
Nick: They said an hour and a half, right?
Andy: Good morning, everyone!
Aaryn: Ever notice how some days it's frikkin hot, and some days it's freezing?
Nick: mm hmm
Aaryn: I'm sick of it.
**Don't make me make fun of you first thing in the morning.
Downstairs, many of the HGs are getting showered, teeth brushed, etc.. Upstairs in HoH, Kaitlin and Jeremy are spooning, and talking their version of sweet nothings..
Kaitlin: What a crazy bitch.
Jeremy: What a crazy whore.
Aaryn crawls into bed, and the 3 headed hoh beast is reunited.
Aaryn: The stupidest person in the world would not put Jeremy up to play in a Veto Comp.
**ok, you sweet-talkers, hate to leave ya.. but I'm going to check on the other HGs.
Judd, Candice, Ginamarie, Elissa
Elissa blows the whole season of the coming Survivor... She doesn't realize it hasn't even premiered yet. I would rather not have known what she revealed. If you want to know, highlight between the Xs.
X- Elissa: They pre-tape it. Hayden was like final 4. -X
Elissa: I wish like fun people sponsored the show so we would get good stuff.. Baskets of it..
Ginamarie: What if we were sponsored by MAC? Free makeup.
On 3 and 4, Howard and Helen are exercising on the backyard. Helen is the energizer bunny.
Primping continues in the downstairs bathroom. Howard loads the bench press..
Helen comes in to remind Elissa to not be mean in the Veto Ceremony Speech..
Elissa: I'm just gonna be like, Jeremy, I don't know why you wouldn't use the Veto on me.
BB: Elissa, please go to the diary room.
Helen: I think it's time..
Judd comes in..
Judd: Have you done it already? (she indicates no) Put Kaitlin.
Elissa: I think she's too risky, because people like her and she flirts with all the guys.
Judd: OK.. I think he's a plant anyway.. He gets called in to the DR all the time.
BB: Elissa, please go to the Diary Room.
Elissa: Hey, Big Brother, you're gonna have to bear with me, because my life in the Big Brother house sucks.
Cam 3 flips to Candice in the bathroom, in her bra, curling her hair.
7 minutes til the Veto Ceremony is supposed to begin... Often, times given to the HGs by BB are just to get them up and moving, and it turns into a case of hurry up and wait.
Candice steps outside to gather some dishes.. Perhaps the bra is meant as outer wear?
Howard: You look hot.
Howard: you look good.
Candice: Thank you. I think I'm getting skinny. From not eating.
BB: Candice, please go to the Diary Room.
She goes into the bathroom and throws on a very conservative bulky top.. then to her room to belt it..
Helen and Elissa are rehearsing and fine tuning Elissa's quick PoV Speech
Helen: I can't think of any reason why you wouldn't want to use the Veto on me.
**I'm sorry.. I get the pull, I adore her family, and I like the MVP twist.. I just feel like Elissa would have been better suited to Real Housewives of Pick-a-town.
Helen's heading to the DR, Amanda's getting her unders on, Howard's working out and chatting with Jessie, who is having a mini-OCD melt-down about messy people..
primping continues.. Elissa and Candice chatter about how much they miss music.
Amanda, Elissa, Helen
Amanda enters the bathroom, in continuing her wardrobe ode to Flashdance.
Amanda: I was up til like 6am
Elissa: What were you guys doing.
Amanda: Fighting for you to stay. I'm voting for you to stay, no matter what.
Amanda: (softly) So did you put up Nick?
Amanda: I've heard from a lot of people that Candice has been throwing me under the bus.. from a lot of people..
Checking the Quad...
Personal Chatter with Jessie and Candice are on 1 and 2, Game talk with Amanda and Helen on 3 and 4..
Skippy is having a mad affair with Amanda.. all 4 cams.
Cam 1 flips up to HoH where Aaryn and Kaitlin remain in Bed. Aaryn declared earlier than no one (in previous seasons) ever gets dressed up for the PoV Ceremony, so she's not going to either.
Kaitlin: What? Oh my God.. Please don't wear that, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Unbottoned and with a headband.
Kaitlin: Noooo. My mom is watching. I guarantee she does not find that funny at all.
Jeremy: This is a joke ceremony, so I'm wearing joke clothes.
Kaitlin: ugh.. You stress me out.
Jeremy leaves the room
Kaitlin: I can never bring him around my family. I've had guys dress better than that and my mom still didn't like em, just because of the clothes they wear.
Jeremy and Jessie
He's running his speech past Jessie...
Jeremy: Why would you put me up? That was so stupid, don't you think? They gotta backdoor me.
Jessie: Don't say that out loud.
Howard comes outside..
Jeremy: "Guys, I choose not to use the pov on either of you. I do however choose to use it on myself. Because I deserve to be here. Let the games begin." Do you like it?
Howard: Yeah. I think it's perfect.
Jessie: You don't want to address the MVP at all? You could always say, better luck next time MVP.
Jeremy: No, she wont be here for a next time. MV Stupid. I gotta go change my mike out.
Jeremy goes inside.. Jessie gets up and goes over to Andy and Candice on the Hammock, leaving Howard alone on the couch.
Jessie: I really do believe it's better for everyone's game if she leaves this week.
Andy: I agree.
Candice: Well, I'm definitely in the line of fire. I'm guilty by association.
Andy: I'm ready to go with the house this week and just get her out.
Jessie: I think, if you were to vote for her to stay, Candice, you would be in worse shape than you are now. But the game is still early, so don't count yourself out.
**F-O-O-L-S.. Wait.. I may be channeling Amanda.
Jeremy: Amanda's gotta go next week. She's way too smart.
Howard: That she is. When they got through talking last night.. She's about 2 or 3 weeks from figuring this out.
Jeremy: She don't have 2 or 3 weeks.. That's why I'm takin' her out.
Howard: if Amanda's out of here, we control everyone else. It's smooth sailing to the final 5. I think me and Spencer like McCrae so much, we're trying to figure out why he's keeping her... He can't be that love punched.. It makes him seem shady.
Jeremy: Remewmber with the Brigade, they cut Matt, because he started slipping.. We might have to do that.
Howard: And bring a girl in.. And that girl should be Aaryn.
**jaw on the floor.
Jeremy: Strongest girl in the house.
Howard: We'll talk to him..
Jeremy: He's not someone who gets girls.. I get girls any night of the week. He's a good dude. He's just getting lost. Otherwise he would realize what we realize - she's a mental threat to us.
**While I like the idea of Aaryn becoming the heart broken Britney, out at final 4, I'm stunned by Howard..
10:40am Amanda and McCrae come out for a smoke and join them on the couch. Jeremy mentions his "phenomenal" PoV speech, but doesn't rehearse it for them, because he wants them to be surprised..
10:41am Howard heads up to use the HoH bathroom.. and dish with Aaryn and Kaitlin about Candice. He then joins Helen on the HoH landing..
Howard: I was talking to Jeremy, and he said he's not gonna come after you and he's gonna make sure they don't come after you, because he owes you 2 favors.
Helen: Do you think he can be helpful to us at some point?
BB: Jeremy, please go to the Diary Room
Jeremy: Ok, my dude, please gimme a second. I'm feeding the fishes.
Kaitlin: Are you really going to wear that?
Kaitlin: I can never bring you around my family.
10:51am Fishies.. briefly..
Jeremy comes downstairs.. and heads into the DR.. I'm expecting them to cut for the PoV Ceremony any second now..
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the sliding glass doors.
Kaitlin: Oh my God!!!! Oh my F'ing G-d! I found a gray hair. I'm 23 years old, and I found a f'ing gray hair.
Helen: It's a right of passage. Wait til you find a white hair in you pubes.
Kaitlin: That happens?!?!? Oh my God!
Fishies.. If they last more than 5 minutes, I'm calling it a PoV Ceremony.
10:59am Trivia - The PoV Ceremony Begins!