The Overnight Report
Happy Thursday, BB Lovers! We made it through another week! Hallelujah!
Tonight, the game we love starts all.. over.. again! Tonight on the live show, we'll very likely say goodbye to Aaryn, and then.. a new HoH will be crowned, and the madness will begin again.
By the way, if you missed it yesterday afternoon at 3:46pm, Ginamarie dragged, pulled and wrestled Judd from the jacuzzi to the pool. Fun and funny as it was at the time, she threw her lower back out and spent the night icing it..
If tonight's HoH is physical, Ginamarie is at a definite disadvantage. I know this type of pain all too well, and I do not wish it upon anyone.
OK.. Let's see join our HGs and see what they got into late night on the live feeds...
By request, I'm putting the tip jar into the post this morning. The cel phone only readers never see it otherwise, and as much as I wish I could afford to do this 18+ hours a day for free, until such time as I win the lottery, I cannot.
Cam 1 and 2
Aaryn and McCrae
Aaryn: I honestly think if Spencer wins, he'll put you up. If Judd wins, he will. The only hope is Andy.
McCrae: I'm gonna try to talk to GM..
Aaryn: It's gonna be like battle royale.. you, Amanda, Elissa, up all the time. It sucks that from jury, you can't see all the things that go on behind the scenes, you can only see..
McCrae: Elissa probably looks like sane Mother Teresa.. For sure. Faaack.. Yeah, that sucks so bad.
Aaryn: it also sucks that Judd came back.. I wish that would've waited one more week, so I would've have a chance.
Cam 1 flips
Elissa, Judd, GM, Spencer
Judd: I never got a passport before.
GM: I just got one cuz I was gonna go to Jamaica.
Elissa: ..and she was coming back from India and had gotten on a 22 hour flight and didn't have her passport! She was all calm about it.. I was like, you're not even freaking out?! I would be dying.
Judd: People can move here and have so many more opportunities that what we got..
Spencer: There are grants and stuff.
Elissa: She was a lovely lady.. I still can't believe how calm she was. And then they lost her luggage on top of that.
Amanda, McCrae, Aaryn
Bleached buttholes for everyone..
Aaryn: Tell him to look at it. Show him.
Amanda: no. I don't want him to see it. It stings right now.
Aaryn: Whatever Amanda..
Aaryn: Oh my gosh. My butt is still sticky.
Amanda: Get my butthole.
Amanda: Get my butthole.
Amanda: If you love me, you'll get my butthole.
Amanda: You need to manscape.
12:16 -- Aaryn leaves.. They fool around a little.. Cam 3, if you want to see.
Aaryn, Andy, Judd, Elissa, Gm, Spencer
Elissa: And I was at the border patrol, and they're like questioning when I got the car, and I had all the paperwork and it's all paid for.. And when I was coming over the border, I stalled out like 4 times.. And I had to pull over, and I couldn't even figure out how to turn the alarm off..
Judd: They thought you stole it.
Elissa: They kept me for like 3 hours. The guy's asking me 100 million questions.. And when they let me go, he followed me out to the car, because I was like, I'm going to call your manager. (fishies) ..better and I was like, no, you already ruined my evening.
Judd tells of complaining at Taco Bell and Hardees.. Talk turns to their cars.. Spencer says he has a headache, and leaves.
Elissa: Canada's expensive! Like, Pier 1 stuff is like $3 more.
Judd wants a recliner, but he can't fit one in his place. Aaryn says they have recliners in their home theatre, at mom's house.
12:27am -- Andy takes his leave from HoH..
McCrae; ..and then she got to Ginamarie, and she was like, GM's gonna be working with Elissa.
Amanda: I'm gonna call her out for that.
McCrae: You're probably not the best one to do that.
Amanda: Maybe if we bring it to light..
McCrae: Don't.. We can do it tomorrow when everyone's not in the same spot.
Amanda: I want them both to be together.
Amanda goes on a hunt..
Amanda: She told McCrae today that you're gonna be working with Elissa and you're coming after me and McCrae..
Ginamarie: Even when I was HoH,
Amanda: Why does she keep saying that? All it's doing is making you a bigger target.. and making McCrae really upset.. because he's like we've never done anything to her.
They go looking for Aaryn.
Amanda: McCrae! C'mere.
GM: We were on the hammock.. The only thing she said to me was that she wanted to talk to Elissa, because she didn't want to leave on bad terms.
GM: I don't even know if I'm gonna get HoH. When it comes to that time, then I'll make it.. HoH? I don't even know what's gonna happen. (lots of words) She's telling me Andy's working with you guys, you'd totally put me up..
Amanda: Which we wouldn't.
GM: I don't like to mention names, because things get twisted. You can pull her in, and I'll say it in front of her right now.
McCrae: I trust you so much..
GM: I like the girl, but I hear for weeks that she's saying bad stuff about me.
Amanda: Just so you know.. Next week, if me or McCrae win HoH, we're not putting you up. He was just really bummed, so instead of moping around about it, I was like, let's talk to her.
GM: She's just makin waves before she leaves. I'm here to play..
McCrae: You don't have to worry at all.
They all hug. Gm tells them how nice they smell.
Spencer: You've got piss face
Amanda/McCrae: (tell him what was going on)
Spencer: The only person I've heard GM say she's going after is Elissa.
Andy: Me too.
Elissa: Everything you have is prettier and better, and people liked you more.. than Amanda. You're an adult, and you should be able to stick up for yourself.
Aaryn: I'm well aware that they ruined my game, and it does suck.. I've cried and cried.. This is an opportunity that only comes once.. I've learned from it. It's been good for me. I'm a different person than I was day one when I walked in.
Elissa: Sometimes you have to get knocked down and learn the hard way. I just wish you hadn't aligned with her. I wish I'd never even talked to her. I just knew since week 2 that she wasn't a good person. She's very abrasive and rude and things that she does are super offensive. Nobody ever had the votes to get her out. I should have nominated her for MVP.. She would have been a good person to get out in the beginning of the game.
Aaryn: I am for sure going home. I'm sure you know that. I just wanted to tell you how much I respect you before I go.
Elissa: I'm telling you, I have a really hard time being a fake person.
12:49am -- This is ongoing.. Both agree Amanda's out next unless she wins HoH.
Gm comes up to HoH to tell Aaryn and Elissa what Amanda said she said..
Elissa: What's the best advice you could give to GM? Stay away from Amanda. She will ruin your game.
Aaryn: Andy's freaking out, thining he's going home, so she's probably scared I'm staying.. She could've waited til I left to start saying lies about me..
Gm: Be happy.. We're gonna work and get their asses out of here finally.
Elissa: Ok.. We need to talk about what it's gonna be.. Before After?
They run through comp wins in order..
Judd, McCrae, Andy
Andy: I still wouldn't vote for her under any circumstances. I want her gone.
McCrae: I think it's like survivor - you vote on 3 things.. outwit, outlast, outplay.
Judd: And the social game.. how you manipulate.. in a good way or a bad way.
They run through the jurors and who would vote how..
Judd: I mean, Dr. Will never won a competition.
McCrae: And in season 2, they didn't have pov.
Judd: Same with Adam in 13.
McCrae: But yeah, everything's cool for tomorrow..
Judd; If you think about it, this HoH is gonna be pretty laid back..
Andy: Cuz everyone has the same goal..
**everyone but McCrae and Amanda, but Judd and Andy's mission here is to make him not try for HoH. Operation Lull McCranda into Complacency
McCrae: Veto's where it's gonna matter.
1:02am -- Amanda comes into the Storage Room..
Cam 1 and 2
Ginamarie and Amanda
Looking at all the faces on the wall.. Talking about everybody..
Spencer, McCrae, Judd, Aaryn
Judd: I was hopin' we'd get a few beers tonight.
Aaryn: Me too.
Spencer: ♫Oh no! They say he's got to go. Go Go Godzilla!
Spencer: Nipple, nipple.. You just seem really proud of your p*ssy. I'm just trying to encourage you to go in a direction.. I'm the High School Guidance Counselor from hell.
Aaryn: My dad is so not proud right now..
Spencer: If you're on the phone with God, and I call, you better flip over. If you ever see me fightin' a bear, you better jump in and help the bear..
Talk turns to Cold Case and Dateline.. and DNA ruining the freedom to rape. (paraphrasing) Then to Charles Manson and the murder of Sharon Tate..
Spencer: He basically killed the Hippie Movement.. The Beatles basically started the movement, and Manson killed it. Helter Skelter is all about that. It's comin' back to me. Manson went there to the mansion to talk to a guy about a recording contract, and the guy told him to get lost, and he decided to go back and kill the guy there, but ROman Polanski had bought the house, and he just went and killed Sharon Tate there..
Amanda comes in.. She asks Aaryn about her conversation with Elissa.. Aaryn tells her a version..
Amanda: She was gonna put Andy up either way. Don't let her tell you your reaction to me winning PoV had anything to do with it.
Aayrn: I'm not a sore loser.
Amanda: She is.
Spencer: Talkin' bout DeNiro, my favorite performance of his is in Cape Fear..
Aaryn: What's Cape Fear?
**i'm so old.
Spencer: (gives the synopsis)
Judd: Nick Nolte's the lawyer? You'd think he'd be the other guy. .
Aaryn doesn't know DeNiro at all.. Spencer gives her his bio. I cringe.
Aaryn: Spencer, what is it about me that makes you think I'd be good in porn? Is that a compliment?
Spencer: It's a high compliment. Don't you think Aaryn's got a million dollar porn career ahead of her if she plays it right?
Aaryn: I only like lesbians (porn).
McCrae; I've always wanted to direct a movie that's the best of both worlds..
Aaryn: I auditioned for something like that a few weeks before I came here.
Spencer: I've got a great title for a movie.. Poopy Goes Down.
**am I really typing this?
Talk turns to Boogie Nights.. Aaryn's never seen it but once they tell her Mark Wahlberg's naked in it, it shoots to the top of her Netflix Queue.
Then getting together after the finale.. Shopping, sightseeing, etc.. They're excited about Reality Bash, which isn't happening..
Judd: I should meet ya'll in Miami sometime this winter. I've never been. I've always wanted to go. My friends went last year.. they said there were a lot of.. (whispers) trannies.
Amanda: Trannies? There's trannies everywhere.
Spencer and Judd want to come to Florida in winter.
Amanda: Florida winter.. mid 80s..
**60s and 70s if she's being truthful.. it's bragging season. ;) we live for it.
Talk turns to scissoring.. Aaryn says she had to do a DR segment on it.
Aaryn: We're getting married. You don't want to accept it.
Spencer: Are you movin' down to the ranch, or is she movin' to Tennessee?
Amanda: You guys should have a Bed and Breakfast.
Aaryn: In all seriousness, I do have a kid.
Amanda: You're full of shit.
Aaryn: I have a little girl.
Amanda: What's her name?
Aaryn: (gives a name)
Amanda: Let me see your vagina.
Aaryn: You're going to see it soon.
Spencer mentions someone who "got caught blowing this dude" and skippy flips the quad to sleeping Elissa. I'm oddly grateful. So is my left wrist, which is not at all happy with me today.
Ginamarie: I'm sorry. I got stomach problems..
Amanda: I love you guys.. I feel so lucky to have made it this far with all of you.
Aaryn: I love you guys too, and I don't have hard feelings about anything.. I can't wait to see you finale night, and we're gonna have so much fun in Vegas.
Aaryn: Have you ever teabagged anyone? I kinda wanna get teabagged.
Judd: Andy said he has..
Aaryn: My family's never seen the show.. This is their 1st time.
**Oooohhh... OK.. Well that explains a lot.
Talk turns to weddings.. Judd and Spencer complain about the expense of renting a tux. Destination weddings.. Home weddings.. Photogs, DJs..
Spencer: It's the season of giving..
Amanda: I love giving gifts.. I love Christmas..
Spencer: We do kids gifts..
Aaryn: I'm not gonna get a birthday present this year. I hope my mom sends me something.
Amanda: Isn't your birthday soon?
Aaryn: it's Tuesday.
Amanda: And you're gonna spend it with Candice.
Amanda: What do you want for Christmas?
McCrae: A new computer...
Amanda: (lists all the computers she has and tells him he can have one) That's what you should buy with all the money.. A mac book pro..
Aaryn: (gets under the covers)
Spencer: Pull your pants down, Judd.
Spencer: I want to take over 4th of July.. Do the badass Uncle Spencer fireworks display..
Amanda: How far is the cabin from the airport?
McCrae: 3 hours.
Amanda: That's a long drive.
McCrae: It's a good drive.
Amanda: I feel like we have a lot of good looking people on our season..
Judd: We did.
Aaryn: Kaitlin is all over beautiful. Full package.
Amanda: ut she was a weirdo.
Spencer: She's the kind of girl get mad at you, cut your dick off..
Aaryn: You do have 2 personalities, GEms.. There's a Gems that's approachable and a Gems that's back the f off.
Gems: hahahaahahahaah (a la woody woodpecker) You think she and Jeremy talk?
Amanda: Did anyone else have this dream? I know Spencer's had it.. I have a dream that I google myself, and nothing comes up.
Andy: I've had that dream.
Aaryn: I had a dream that I google myself and all you find is me and Lydia going at it.. She attacked me like a hyena in my dream.
Amanda: If you could have sex with any one person from a previous season of BB..
Amanda: Nick (BB8)
Andy: Ragan.. I would wanna go on a date with Ragan, but I'd want to have sex with Brendon.
Judd: Holly from 5.
Spencer: I'd bang Nakomis.
Amanda: I don't think Janelle was hot.
Spencer: She's got a potato for a nose.
McCrae: I like Chelsia also..
Amanda: Lisa from 3 was hot.
McCrae: I don't remember 5 at all.
Amanda: You know who they interview people? I think they interviewed Evel Dick and asked him about me, because I had to talk about him.. a lot.
Judd: I bet you'd get in so much trouble if you poured a drink on someone now.
Amanda: I squirted water at Elissa today..
Aaryn: She's SO much prettier without makeup on..
Judd: I think she was the hottest when she just died her hair and she had no makeup.. I was like, who's that?
Spencer: HoHs are luck. Vetoes are skill.
Judd: That Veto was the hardest thing I've done here. I thought I was gonna die. That's why we didn't have HHN this week. They thought someone would die. Now we're gonna have to have another double eviction.
Judd: What would Judd and Jessie's name be together?
Aaryn: You can't do it.. If you start with Judd and end with Jessie, you get Jessie..
Amanda: Nothing's as good as McCranda.. McCrabies..
Spencer: You said you were gonna get the Jew d'Etat..
Aaryn: NickMarie would be good.
GM: I don't like that.
Aaryn: It would be fitting for his character.
Amanda: Let's have blow job competition.. (she zrrbits McCrae's belly)
Aaryn: It looks like I'm giving you a blowjob, doesn't it?
Spencer: Man, these 3rd shifters are strict.
Amanda: About meds? yeah, they are. Now you know how I feel.
Aaryn: GM, you can sleep with Spencer tonight..
Aaryn: JU Double Eviction..
Judd: Ju double I'm back, how's that?
Amanda: JU, double trouble.
Aaryn: Judd, I hope you make it to the final 3.. so you don't have to come to jury and make it so awkward.
GM: If she goes for Nick during the finale, I'm gonna knock her in the f'in face.
Aaryn: I hope she goes for David.
Amanda: That's what I worry about, if McCrae gets evicted before me, and I have to worry about her rubbing her nipples in his face.. I'll be all, send me out next, send me out next!
Aaryn: I'm so sore. I'm gonna do burpees all the time. (she shows them)
GM: How many do you do of those?
Aaryn: Usually in crossfit you do intervals..
Aaryn: I can't believe I am sans bra.
Amanda: I've never seen that.
Aaryn: It's so hot in here.
Amanda: ♫So take off all your bras.
Amanda: We're gonna have brunette babies.
Aaryn; We're gonna have aryan babies. It's way too hot in here. Go tell them.
Judd: I sleep with my balls out.
Aaryn: There are gonna be screenshots of that.
Aaryn goes to the DR to put in a request for them to lower the A/C and make it cooler.
Judd and McCrae are tossing a ball back and forth amidst the room chatter about Amanda smothering McCrae.
Judd: Spencer's about to go postal. Heart burn sucks. You can't sleep with heart burn.
GM: I think I'm gonna OD on Icy Hot.
Amanda: You cannot tell what we're doing..
Aaryn: Yes, you can..
Amanda: No you can't.
GM: Not if they don't make big movements.
**ahh, but they do..
Amanda: Ok, 22 year old, listen to 33 and 28..
Aaryn: We all know you're not having sex til you get married..
Amanda: I'm a skeeter on his peter.
Judd: I'm gonna call you Skeeter and Amanda Skeet-Skeet.
GM: Skeet-Skeet is cum. It's in a Hip Hop song.
2:53am.. I see the 1st yawn from Amanda..
Amanda: I love this bed.
Aaryn: I love this bed.
Talk turns to memory foams..
Spencer: That's the 1st thing I'm gonna do when I get home -pay off her car and get her a memory foam bed.
Amanda: I hope my parents don't watch the feeds.
Aaryn: I hope so badly that my parents don't watch the feeds, although my grandfather just subscribed.
Andy sticks his head in to request less screaming..
Amanda: She's like foghorn level
Aaryn: He just asked us to be quiet..
GM: I'm gonna go lay down. (Gm goes into the Rainbow Room) I told them to STFU, Andy.
Aaryn: She was just trying to put on a show for Elissa.. because Elissa's so proper.
Judd: She's a loud breather.
Aaryn: Nobody would ever beg for more of that.. nasally moans..
Amanda: (tries for less nasal)
Aaryn: I'm calling it Texas Tornado style.. Oh my God.. I can't imagine Judd dirty talking.
Judd: I'm a republican. I can't.
Spencer: I'm a libertarian.
Aaryn: I'm a nudist.
Amanda: I'm socially liberal. But I vote fiscal reasons.. I voted for Mitt Romney.
Judd: Social doesn't change because of a president. That's just a platform.
Lights out in the Chair Room means lights out on the quad..
Spencer: Hey, Andy, I'm going to sleep. Can ya'll keep it down in there?
Andy: F*ck you.
Amanda: (joke moans)
Aaryn: It's so hot in here.
Spencer: Cuz y'all are sleepin doubled up.. It's cool for a single man.
On Camera 3, Judd is alternating between spooning Aaryn and tickling her back..
Amanda: I can't wait to see what Marylin looks like.
Spencer: Like a perfect angel.
Judd: you gotta win HoH so we can see her.
Spencer: I'm going to tomorrow.
Shhhh.. it's sleepy time...
Judd and Aaryn start making out..
Judd leaves the room..
Amanda: Slurpy durp..
Spencer: (makes smoochie noises)
Amanda; That was the quickest pussy eating I've ever heard.
Aaryn: You shoulda given me alcohol, BB.
Spencer: I wanted to fart so loud during that.
Aaryn: I don't say anythign when you assholes do it. I've been waiting for that since I was a small child. I didn't even let David kiss me. Not with tongue..
Aaryn: I only knew him 13 days. OhmyGod.. Finale night is gonna be so weird.
Amanda: Your love triangle?
Spencer: Elissa said you don't get to come in the house finale night at all.. I was hoping to bang Marylin up there.
Aaryn: I didn't even get to bang up there. (makes fart noise)
Amanda: That sounded real.. from your newly bleached butthole.
Spencer; You can use your voice this time of night, 3rd shift button pushers.
Aaryn: (whispers) Give him a penalty nom.
Talk returns to the makeout..
Aaryn: Gah, I hope they don't show that.
Amanda: They will. I heard every single camera go to you as soon as you started kissing... Is he a good kisser?
Aaryn: This is gonna be an entertaining season.
Spencer: Would you do like gloryhole stuff?
Aaryn/Amanda: (don't know what that is)
Spencer: (explains in graphic detail)
**Enough.. I can't...rips headphones off, runs outside to breathe clean air... cleanse brain..
And this concludes the Overnight Report! :0) I'll see YOU when BB wakes the HGS!