The Overnight Report - Double Eviction Eve
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Double Eviction Thursday to you! My fingers and my back made it allll the way to the end of GM's HoH Week! ♫Hallelujah!
Twas the night before Double Eviction,
And all through the house...
Not an HG could WooSah,
(this is where I give up and admit I'm lousy at rhyming.. worse at 3:43am BBT. However.. There's a BBDish mug coming to a couple dishers who complete it in the comment section of this post and come up with something most wonderful)
As you might imagine, the HGs were a bundle of nerves and paranoia late last night. They were in the earlier evening too! For the flashback pointers to key moments before midnight, please refer to the ever generous Michigan Man's comments at the end of the Viewing Party post, here.
Now let's join them and see what they got into on the live feeds..Late Night Wednesday.. Double Eviction Eve..
Cam 1 and 2
As we rejoin our HGs, Jessie and Elissa are bible bonding in the Have Not Room.
"The sinful nature desires what is contrary to the spirit..."
Cam 1 flips up to Amanda in HoH saying, "..and he said he had a boner," then back to bible study, where Candice has joined.
**hehe.. Cute, Skippy.
Andy and Helen
Cam 1 flips to this conversation already in progress..
Andy: If you get the veto, if I get the veto, if nearly anyone in this house gets the veto, it'll be used on one of you, and I have a target that I want outta here. I'm not gonna tellem who..
Andy: I know, I know.. I'll pull Spencer off, and I'll put Judd up. Is that what you'll do?
Helen: Yes, that's what I'm gonna do.
Andy: That's what Amanda and McCrae would do too.
They leave the bathroom...
Andy: How do you know he's after you?
Helen: Did you see her? It's me next.
Andy: Oh really?
Helen: mm hmm. They don't want me in jury. Don't tell anybody.. Cuz I had to swear on the.. Don't.
Andy: I wont, I wont.
Helen: That's fine. He's an idiot.
They both head for the Have Not Room..
Helen: I think they're all in there. Is that ok?
Andy: Yeah. Can I come in?
They enter the have not room, greet the bible studiers.. and depart in under a minute..
They move the conversation into the Storage Room..
Helen: Like, you can't leak it, because the person who told me trusts me so much..
Andy: I wont. I wont.. Who told you?
Andy: Amanda insinuated that Judd was trying to pin you and her against each other.
Helen: Yes, so don't say anything. Cuz she would know who it came from.
Andy: What do you think Judd would do if he got HoH? I feel like he's too big of a wimp to put up like you and Elissa.
Helen: I'm.. I don't know. Yeah.. Elissa and Me, cuz he wants us not to go to jury.. If he's bold enough.
Andy: I bet he's not.
Andy: Also, Amanda and McCrae told me he had been starting to insinuate things like this, but he's kept me out of the loop, cuz I think he knows how close I am with you..
Helen: Yeah. He's an idiot.
Helen: Don't say anything, cuz Amanda will kill me.
Andy: We can get this done. It'll be amazing.
Helen: Because he was like,talking to me about how Jessie had been trying to get Amanda out.. You know.. I was like, really, not this week.. I feel like he then went an told Amanda that I was trying to feel the temperature of the house about seeing if I should get her out.
Andy: Yeah. F*ck him.
Helen: I mean.. Whatever.. But don't say anything.
Andy: I wont.. But if we can get him out.. Oh my God..
Helen: That would be huge.
Andy: I would LOVE to do it!
Helen: It will weaken Aaryn too. He's getting too close to Aaryn.
Andy: Yeah.. Yeah.. OK.. Let's just shut up about it.
They emerge from the Storage Room and go their separate ways..
Chair Room - dark.
Spencer: Is everything cool?
Andy: Yeah, me and her touch base all the time. I feel like I haven't talked one on one with her in a long time. You're good. With her.
Spencer: I'm just paranoid. I have to ask.
Andy; No, you're solid with her.
Helen and Amanda
Amanda: Are we good?
Helen: Yeah, I was just talking to Andy, making sure we're all on the same page.
Amanda: Yeah, we are.
Helen: ok.. tomorrow is a big day.
Amanda: Tomorrow is a huge day.
Helen: Tomorrow is a really big day.
Andy: Just pickin.. Alright.. I think I'm headin to bed. See ya tomorrow..
Helen: See ya tomorrow.
Flipping up to HoH on Camera 3, I'm greeted by a scary Judd..
Ginamarie is just departing, giving Amanda and McCrae the room for the night..
Judd: So... Who would you put up with Jess?
McCrae: I don't know.. I don't wanna put Ginamarie, cuz she'd be so f'in pissed. I don't know..
Judd: That'd be the safest thing to do though. I don't wanna put Spencer up again.. I feel like it's just cruel at this point.
McCrae; I know.
McCrae: It might have to be Spencer. I don't know.
Amanda: Who would you put up?
Judd: If we put him up..
Amanda: It's really between GM and Spencer. There's no one else you can put up. Here's the whole thing - Spencer will get it, GM wont.
Andy comes in..
Andy: Basically, I want the 4 of us to come out of it ok.
Amanda: Spencer would understand and know he's not going home, Gm wouldn't.
Judd: She usually doesn't win comps.
Amanda: If it's a Double Eviction, we'll lose the MVP. Who would Jessie put up?
Judd: I think it could be the last minute, whoever's done something to piss her off..
Andy: I think she's smarter than that..
McCrae: As long as Jessie doesn't get it, we might want to all not win it, so we have the voting block. Who's gonna put us up?
Amanda: The only person who would put me up.. To be honest with you, I don't think anyone would put me up.
Judd: Or any of us?
Amanda: No. I think people will put up Spencer, Ginamarie, Jessie.. and if it's a replacement, Aaryn.
Judd: Elissa would probably put up Aaryn and GM..
McCrae: Or Spencer.
Amanda: I think she would put up Jessie and Spencer. She hates Spencer.I talk game with her. I think whatever Helen would do, she would do, and I think Helen would put up Jessie and Spencer.
Judd: As long as it aint us, I don't give a f*ck.
Andy: Did you know we can't use ___ because it's a copyright infringement?
**Fishies. Timecheck - 12:19a
Amanda: How bout Uncle Jessie and the Full Houses
Andy: Amanda and the Cunts.
Amanda: No, f it. We're the Goof Troop.
Judd: The Giggers
Amanda: The White Giggers
McCrae: There's QuackPack.. Let's just be Duck Tales..
Judd: We're the only ones who haven't gone up.
Andy: The 3 of us.
Amanda: F you. And by the way, if there was no MVP, I stil woudln't be up. Just some pussy who wont come forward.
Andy: Elissa might vote Spencer, but I think she's smarter than that.. We've still got a solid 5. The 3 of us, Helen, Aaryn.
McCrae: What's another word for Troop..
Amanda: Good Mob..
Judd: Goof Mob! I like it.
Andy: Troop Beverly Hills.
Amanda: Did they say we have to think of another name?
Andy: They just said that.. (**fishies)
Amanda: The Goof Loop. We're all in the loop..
Judd: Bottle Poppers in the Club
Amanda: How bout the Kool Aid Kids
Andy: The Fantanas.. There were 4 of them.. Judd could be KiKi.
Amanda: New Kids OFF the Block. ehehe
Andy: Something extremely douchey..
McCrae: Here comes Poopy..
**Poopy is Aaryn.
Aaryn: I thought ya'll were supposed to be having a Romantic evening..
Amanda: We were.. these cockblockers..
Aaryn; ooooh tomorrow..
Judd: I'm scared about tomorrow. I don't want any of the 6 of us to go up.. especially against each other.
Aaryn; This room? You can never be alone.
Over the next couple minutes, Everyone clears out.
Elissa and Jessie
Jessie: It feels like no matter what people do to me in this house, nobody gives a shit.
Elissa: I think it's more a situation of where your consistency lies.. It's about connections.. You know you feel you trust someone..
Jessie: That's what I thought.. I'm sorry, but if I feel like you're screwing me over, no, I'm not gonna be loyal. That's what happened the 1st time I flipped.. and then Amanda really hasn't been nice to me..
Elissa: Anything you do like that..
**ok, nothing to see here..
Amanda and McCrae
Amanda: What are you thinking?
McCrae: ..about the alliance name.
Amanda: The alliance that isn't and alliance anymore?
Amanda: You don't want him to go?
Mc: I don't know.
Amanda: He put me up for the past 2 weeks. He's a good player. You don't want him to go home.. He's your closest friend here.
Amanda: These past couple days you're not yourself.
McCrae: I'm the same. I don't care. He's gotta go, of course. I just feel like we're much stronger with him.
McCrae: I'd rather have Aaryn go than GM.
Amanda: We need Aaryn. Aaryn's gonna go after Elissa. And when we keep her around, people go after her. That's why Judd has to go, cuz I don't trust that he'd keep me here longer than her.
McCrae: Gonna have to make an alliance with Spencer.
Amanda: No way. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him...
McCrae: Elissa'll come after me before Andy, before you..
Amanda: As long as she doesn't put me up next to you, or next to Andy.. we'll be fine.
McCrae: Who else would she put us up next to?
Amanda: It'll be at the end, and she'll be gone by then.
Amanda: Do you think he was gonna try to flip it on me again this week, and thats why he put me up?
McCrae: Probably. I think he said that stuff right before the Veto was used.. He wanted me to try to get Elissa on the block. I think he just had to use it.. I don't think he wanted the power at all. I don't know why he did it.
More MVP Speculation..
Have Not Room
Helen, Jessie, Candice
Helen's nearly through telling a story..
Elissa: Life is fun.
Helen: Life is fun and unexpected.
Elissa: Enjoy working through the low times, because things can only go up.
Helen: What have you learned from this experience so far?
Elissa: How to be deceitful. No.. I've learned how to expand my.. I've learned how to open up quickly, the quickest I ever have.. how to live in a pigsty.. I'm learning how to do one on one interviews a little more precisely... how to go into competitions and not be nervous..
Helen: Too bad they can't give us a glass of wine before a comp. How bout you Jess?
Jess: I think I've unfortunately learned.. I underestimate people's ability to be so deceitful.. so cunning and able to lie to get things they want.. I think I've become more aware of that ability in people, unfortunately.
Helen: That's a good lesson to learn though.
Helen: Well, this is not the real world, so nothing I've learned here applies to the outside world. But as far as the game, it's so much more complicated than I ever imagined it to be. I've also learned how well people can lie to your face, and look good doing it. But I don't think that applies in the outside world..
Candice: In the outside world, there's a lot of white noise around it.
Helen: I don't feel like people lie that much in the outside world..
Helen: I've learned not to pre-judge things.. Like Hair weaves and Fake Eyelashes.. NO one I know in my life does that. I've learned that I shouldn't pre-judge people who spend a lot of time on their looks, and you're not ditzes just because you're gorgeous. There are real good people underneath all that stuff.. I don't know anyone in my life like you guys.. I've realized I can look better for my husband than I do.. I'm used to people as gorgeous as you girls treating people like me as a total dork..
Candice: I don't feel like I've learned anything.
**says a lot.
Aaryn: Was she one of the farm animals? I didn't like Kaitlin..
GM: She was alright.. She wasn't in my plan though..
GM: F'in Jeremy's fault.. for voting out David.. We woulda been HoH every f'in week. Dude, really?
Aaryn: They were backstabbing assholes, so I don't care. Nick I never had anything against.. but the others? If they're so fast to go against their own people.
GM: To be honest, he woulda been better off with us than the Moving Company.. and Spencer voted his ass out. He only had 4 votes.
Aaryn: Was the Moving Company over at that point? I was HoH. I didn't vote.
GM: What was it? 7-4? So someone was lying to me.
**Mercifully... Cam 3 flips to...
Andy: I love all of you very much, but could you please shut the f8ck up? There's the cockpit, the bathroom.. 2 gentlemen are trying to sleep.
Andy returns to bed and tells Spencer.. "I think that worked."
Aaryn: I would have totally rocked the tan. My stomach hurts so bad.. Was there cabbage in the salad?
GM: I'm still burpin' up the salad.. I have to go to bed soon..
Aaryn: You can run but you can't hide, Clownie.. We're coming for you.
GM: If she has f'in Elissa and Helen, that's 3 people..
Aaryn: No chance. No Chance.
Aaryn emerges from the Cockpit to find Amanda snacking in the kitchen.. Aaryn heads to the bathroom. GM to the kitchen..
Amanda: You ok?
GM: Yeah, I'm good, baby. Just thinkin..
Amanda: I'm gonna go serve my man..
Amanda heads back up to HoH with a plate full of pizza for her and McCrae. Pizza in bed..
Amanda: I feel much better about this eviction than last eviction.. I'm used to it this week.
McCrae: I wonder if..
Amanda: It's too early. Whoever would take us out, everyone would go after them. Everyone likes you. I think everyone likes me. F*ck off. It's too early. No one would make themselves that big of a target.Jessie would be the only person who would do that.. and she'd ask Helen or Andy, and they'd tell her not to. She doesn't know that I'm going after her.. or you.
Amanda: I wonder who would go if it was you and me?
McCrae: You.. because with you gone, I'm weaker.. You're still you.
They bicker a little over who would vote for who within their own alliance..
McCrae: The only way I see people keeping you over me is if..
Amanda: They want a bigger target in the house.
1:22am - they've plowed through the pizza..
Amanda: You would campaign against me?
McCrae: I would campaign for myself..
Amanda: What did Brendon and Rachel do?
McCrae: He didn't care about the game, so he made himself a big target..
Amanda: And he still stayed over her.
McCrae: I'm pretty confident you'd go before me..
Amanda: As long as we were already in jury, I wouldn't campaign against you, because I love you, and I want you to go far in this game. We're gonna make it to the final 2.
McCrae: i hope so.
Amanda: You just got SO sad. Why??
McCrae: Cuz I wanna go far.
Amanda: Oh my God! I've been on the block for 2 weeks. Your name has never even come up. You need to grow a little tougher skin.. (fishies) If someone had no targets and no enemies, I would vote that f'er out, because he would make it to the end..
Amanda: Are you crying? Oh my God.. Why?
McCrae: I don't want to go home tomorrow.
Amanda: There's no way!!! Come here.. gimme a kiss. There's no way.. Your name has never even come up.
McCrae: It did yesterday.
**Helen told Amanda she wanted her there longer than McCrae.
McCrae: If I walk out tomorrow, I'm gonna be f'in pissed.
Amanda: Ok.. If Jessie wins HoH, you and I go up together.. Helen
Mc: Vote for you.
Mc: Vote for me. Spencer - vote for me.
Amanda: Aaryn. me.
Mc: And Andy.. probably you.
Amanda: No one would evict you. They'd all evict me. It'd be so much easier. Bye Amanda.. Mmbyeee.
They run through more possibilities..
Elissa: Oh my God.. I miss my mom so much.. She's so goofy..
Candice: Would your mom be the type to come back at people?
Elissa: All day every day.. She's like Lisa Vanderpump-ish. She's feisty.
**her mom is really lovely.. an old friend by now. :)
Elissa: I love her so much. She's hilarious. She'd probably say some of the things that I say. I'm very calm, but that's due to my husband.. He's used to dealing with people..
Candice: I've already got my speech..
Elissa: What are you gonna say?
Elissa: I bet my mom's driving my sister up the wall..
Candice: Talking to her about it?
Elissa: She'll make up anything to talk to my sister about.. How something is like what Rachel did..
Candice: Your sister had good one liners though.. She ripped people a new asshole.
Elissa: I guess I'm a little more discreet.
Candice: Yeah, but you're a mom. It's different.
Elissa: I can just see her calling... I bet she's calling her all day every day.. "Rachel, we've gotta get your sister in these competitions.. What is up with her?"
Candice: Yeah, my family is probably like "WTF, why hasn't she won anything?"
Candice: I guess I've learned how hard it is for me to be with people I don't think are on my level.
Elissa: Let's go to the living room.. I think it's so cool you got to wear the unitard..
Elissa: Because it's a Big Brother experience..
Candice: I get to be evicted in it, and talk to Julie Chen in it..
Elissa: At that point, I think you should cut off the legs and just wear the skirt..
GM passes through, says goodnight.
Candice: My friends are gponna want to have a cocktail party.. to talk about it..
Elissa: Candice, what am I gonna do?
Candice: Win HoH. Get GM out.
Elissa: But what if.. I'm still crossing my fingers.. What if you guys go to jury together? My God..
Candice: (sounds like) Send me Aaryn then.. At least she can put sentences together.. I would rather her than Ginamarie.
With the exception of Elissa and Candice in the Living Room, the whole house is dark. McCrae and Amanda are watching the living room conversation happen on the HoH Spy Screen..
Amanda: Elissa's crying.. Don't you think?
McCrae: I can't tell.
Amanda: Is it mean of me to feel relieved? It almost looks like she's arguing.
McCrae: She doesn't understand the game either. If she doesn't vote with the house, she's the next target.
Elissa: I'm gonna fall asleep.. You wanna go to bed?
Candice: Yeah.. let's go.
Show's over.. McCrae turns off the spy screen and spoons Amanda.
Amanda: You're like a 16 year old boy.
McCrae: I know.
Amanda: Is that just with me.
Amanda: I think I tell you I love you first every single time.. I'm gonna stop saying it.
Amanda: It's nice to hear it occasionally.
McCrae: I don't throw my I love yous around like crazy..
Amanda: You're so full of shit.
Lights out on the Quad. It's a Christmas Miracle!!!
**OK.. I'm gonna hop into flashback and flesh out a couple of the earlier conversations..
Amanda: If I leave this house before you, and you ever share a bed with another girl, I may come back through Pandora's Box and strangle you.
McCrae: There's no way you'll leave before me.
Amanda: We're gonna be final 2.
**he'll win in that case. Come to think of it, Amanda's a pretty safe Final 2 partner for most..
Amanda: Judd has to go.. He's lied to all of us. He put me up on the block 2 weeks in a row..
McCrae: We don't know that for sure.
Amanda: Yes we do! He's your final 2.. You want him here longer than me.. At least Helen didn't put you up 2 weeks in a row. Usually couples play the same game.. Our games are completely different.. There's no one targeting you.. I can't believe you're not comtemplating targeting Judd when he's put me up the last 2 weeks.. You play your game however you wanna play it then.. Obviously it's the McCrae game. If anyone ever put you up, I'd be gunning for them like a mad woman.. You don't have that protective nature, I guess. He tried to get me out before jury. I'm baiting you, and you wont respond. Talk to me! Tell me how you really feel. Is there a way to keep Judd here without him going after me?
McCrae: If he goes, I'm f*cked. Everyone will keep you over me.
Amanda: You're delusional. If you keep Judd here, I'm leaving. You can't trust a word that he says.. Have I ever lied to you?
Amanda: It's you and me, baby, to the final 2... But we have to work together, not selfishly. By the way, I don't know if you recall, but all the scenarios was if Jessie won HoH, and she's gonna be gone. I can feel your paranoia..
McCrae: (LOUD toot!)
Amanda: Oh my God.. You farted in my butt! You scared me so bad. You almost waterboarded me. I was drinking water.
Amanda: We are never having these conversations of who would keep me and who would keep you, because honestly we don't know.. Honey, you're scaring me..
Amanda: Because now I think you're gonna put me up.. I'm scared now.. Come here and comfort me.. (she just wants him to snuggle) Are you gonna go to final 2 with me?
McC: mm hmm
2:27am 30 seconds of silence are interrupted by Amanda talking more about Judd.. same as before..
Amanda: You get selfish sometimes in the game.
McCrae; Me? Like when?
Amanda: Like now. I'm on the block and you're being really insensitive.
**Shut. Up. Seriously. Enough.
**I think she heard me. :0) Sweet.
Sweet dreams, houseguests. See you when BB wakes you!