The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday to you! It's make or break day for Candice.
For all the early evening flashbacks, check out Michigan Man's comments at the end of the Afternoon post. Go to 7:51pm on Camera 1 to watch the best of it.. Jessie and Candice doing their best to work/guilt Helen. Jessie and Candice corner and push Helen more than anyone ever has.. While fun to watch, all it really does is 100% seal Jessie's fate for next week. Both Candice and Jessie incorrectly believe that Amanda's holding the puppet strings, when in truth, it's been Helen all along.
Now let's dive in and see what mischief our HGs got into late Tuesday night on the live feeds. :)
Bachelorette Games.. Highly inappropriate sexual themed Telephone.
Spencer: Once, Helen was poked by a dick so big, it went all the way through her body and gave her short term memory loss.
Elissa: "Judd wants to suck Aaryn's butt." Spencer! What is your deal?! What did Andy tell you, GM?
Judd: That's not what I said.
Judd: Andy must've twisted it.
Aaryn: That's the most vile thing I've heard.
Judd: Spencer has Candce's pussy juice stuck in his beard, and he's saving it for later.
Helen: That's what thought I heard.
GM: Is that possible?
Andy: I heard Ginamarie's
GM: I heard Andy had so much cotton balls in his butthole..
Amanda: This is just like Big Brother.
**I've been wondering when someone would mention this.
GM: It shouldn't be called Telephone. It should be called Big Brother.
Helen and McCrae
Couch - Backyard
Helen: Did I embarrass you?
McCrae: Not at all. I don't get embarrassed by stuff like that.
Helen: Normally the questions get a lot raunchier at a Bachelorette party, but I didn't wanna embarrass you... So, she made an announcement today during the bachelorette party that you're moving to Florida? Is that true?
Sliding glass doors..
Amanda: Grab your smiles and your good attitudes.. It's time to go to the cockpit..
They head inside..
Helen: That was a great bachelorette party.
Andy: Where is everybody?
Elissa: They all said they had to get away from you, Andy.
Helen: Poor Jody's got more airtime than ever before.
GM: Than Andy.
Amanda: She's like, is there something up with Aaryn and Judd? I'm like, I don't know..
Cam 3 flips to Jessie with Candice in the Rainbow Room..
Candice: You should just have a conversation with him.. Listen dude, who are you interested in, me or Aaryn?
Jessie: And during the game, GM and Aaryn were just being bitches to me the whole time.. And then Aaryn was making snappy comments.. I don't have to be the funniest, but.. I said something, and Aaryn was just being bitchy, so, I don't f'ing know.
Candice: There's slim pickings of guys in the house. You wouldn't be with him outside..
Jessie: He's just being so shady.
Meanwhile over on Camera 1...
Cam 1 flips to Spencer and Andy preparing a practical joke in the Storage Room.
Candice: His hands are so small, I wonder if..
Candice: Just start acting like you don't care. Inside and out of the BB house. Just be like, you can't be Team Aaryn if you're Team Jessie..
Jessie: She is such a sneaky snake.
Candice: If I leave, I am gonna be laughing when Amanda and McCrae boot them. It's like, ya'll are next boos. Jessie, you need to start remembering what all the comps were, who won..
Jessie: It's so hard without a pen and paper.
Candice: You have to win the next HoH.
They start remedial Jedi Training.
Helen: Ok, GM.. You get a Pandora's Box, and you get 1,000 dollars or a date with Nick.
GM: Date with Nick.
Helen: OK.. You get 5,000 or a week with Nick..
Spencer: Take the 5 grand.
Aaryn: I would take a dollar.
Helen: Ok.. You get to leave the BB house for a weekend getaway with Nick, or you get 10,000 dollars..
GM: (thinks) I'd take the money, because we could use it for something..
Helen: Diamond Power of Veto or a week with Nick?
GM: I'm gonna marry him. You'll see. I said in my blog, I met really amazing people and I also met the man of my dreams..
Aaryn: That's what my mom says.. Whenever a guy asks if he can marry me, my mom's like, sure.. she's your problem now.
Helen: When my husband asked my father for my hand, my father asked, does she make you happy?
Aaryn: My dad told one of my boyfriends.. The only one I ever brought home to the ranch.. He told him to run.
Aaryn: He said, you need to get out of this, cuz Aaryn's gonna break your heart. And that's why I've never brought another man home.
Cam 1 follows GM up to HoH.. Andy's there listening to music.
GM: Hi Sugah.. I just need to take a dump. Listen (to the music) all you want.
Judd comes in. GM tells him about her immediate plans as well. Aaryn comes up.
Judd: Ginamarie.. You have fun tonight?
GM: yeah! Of course.
Judd: We had everybody together. Well, all but one.
GM: That was her choice. She was invited.
Spencer and Elissa are pretending to make fun of Andy, in hopes he'll overhear..
Helen goes to check on Candice..
Candice: They didn't even want to come to my Keep it Real moment last week.. Why would I go celebrate them? That's not my personality.. even for 500,000 dollars.
GM: (to Andy) When Candice leaves Thursday, you have your own bed.
Judd: No! I have my own bed. I already called it.
Aaryn Comes in.. Amanda thanks her for the Bachelorette party..
Amanda: I didn't even realize there was awkwardness.
Aaryn: She told me, "I'm not into Judd. I'm just using him for my game," And the secomd me and Judd start getting close, she's in love with him.
Amanda: Did she say that?
Aaryn: no, but.. Anyhow, he's telling her the same info he's telling me.. He's playing both sides.
Amanda: He who cares the least holds the cards. Remember that.
Talk turns to trust..
Aaryn: I don't know.
Amanda: If you don't know, withhold.
Aaryn: He said that Jessie's threatening her.. Jessie's trying to get you out rally bad..
Amanda: Me? I thought she was fine the past 2 days..
Aaryn: It changes every 2 hours. Basically Helen said that Jessie's threatening to go after her if she doesn't get you out. That's all I've heard, besides Judd's bs. I think he's trying to have a safety net on both sides.
Talk turns to MVP. Amanda and McCrae say it's definitely not Elissa.
Aaryn: I'm not __ but the more time goes on..
Amanda: The scary thing is, one day you'll be like, I really trust Judd, and the next, you're like this. You have to go off FACTS. If I have a conversation with someone and they milk my heart, it doesn't matter, because I go on what they've done in the past. He was involved in every single scam to flip the house on me last week. Honestly, again, I don't think that after yesterday Jessie's still trying to campaign to get me out, because she knows there's no hope.
Aaryn: it wasn't really to get you out.. It was you or Spencer. She just really wants to keep Candice.
Amanda: Why would she want to keep Candice?
Aaryn: Because she thinks Candice is a bigger target than her. It buys her another week. I'm not worried about anything at all. I just tell you everything so you'll trust me. I'm not influenced by Judd..
Amanda: I don't understand his logic behind the you and Jessie thing..
Amanda: Judd's lying about a lot of stuff. I think he wants ELissa or Helen out next week.
Aaryn: Yeah, he does.
Amanda: We can't let that happen. It helps him, but it doesn't help us. He's very smart, very strategic..
Aaryn: I think he's trying to be in alliances on both sides of the house.. Judd basically told me he wants to go to the end with me.
Amanda: He said that to McCrae too. No matter what, you cannot trust Judd. You can't. Trust meee.
Aaryn: The only reason I've ever trusted him is Elissa..
Amanda: Elissa would never put (anyone that matters) against you. If she put Judd up against you, he would go. 100%.
Timecheck -- 1:02am
Amanda: He still believes you're the one who told Jessie I wanted to backdoor Helen. Cuz you're one I said it in front of.
Aaryn: I never.. I don't know who that even is possible. I would swear on my family.. on everything.. When have I ever been able to trust Jessie..
Amanda: I understand.. It was a very odd coincidence. The point is it got back to Helen.
Aaryn: I would never, ever in a million years. Helen even asked me, she came up to the HoH room today and asked if anyone's coming after her..
Aaryn: Did you even say that you wanted to backdoor her?
Amanda: No. I have one target.. a couple of targets.. but nobody who would be crazy. Jessie needs to go home. That's my f'ing tunnel vision right now.
Aaryn: Amanda, if I'm telling you every single thing gamewise.. like evrey conversation that I have..
Amanda: I trust you. It doesn't matter. Let's just drop it. There's no scheming anymore. If Jessie wants to, let her try. She doesn't realize she's not on the block..
1:09am Andy, Judd and then Spencer come in and announce some bed changes.. Aaryn and Andy leave shortly after. Spencer and Judd remain.
Helen, Candice, Jessie, Elissa..
Helen: It is what it is.. We can't look back on spilled milk.. I tried, Kaitlin, I did. Even if Elissa and I had voted to keep her, it wouldn't have made a difference.
**welcome to revisionist history, bb style.
Jessie: What does "the house" consist of?
Helen; It's getting a lot smaller now, but it's keeping the majority of people happy.. people who are not on the block, I guess.. Who's HoH..
Jessie: Well, I know that me and Elissa aren't happy with it, so it's not us. So...
Helen: I guess the house this week is you, Elissa, me, Andy, Judd and McCrae.
Jessie: And McCrae..
Helen: And then GM who's HoH.. and Aaryn.. I do have a reverence for HoH. Like, HoH wants something.. When Judd wanted Kaitlin out, I wasn't gonna be like..
Candice: Judd kept comin to me and saying he didn't care who went out.. (*to you)
Jessie: Yeah, he said that a lot.
Candice: He said he didn't care. He said he didn't have a person that he wanted.. that he woud've taken any of them..
Helen: Elissa and I wanted Aaryn out. The day she was nominated.
Candice: The only person that didn't was Amanda, and she got everybody to do what she wanted done.. but.. whatever..
Elissa comes in..
Elissa: Uhh.. Mmm.. I don't really necessarily remember that being Judd's first thought. At first.
Helen: Jessie, you were there too..
Elissa: I remember Jessie saying that.
Helen: And Elissa and I were both like, No, Aaryn's on the block, she needs to go.
Jessie: Yeah. My first thought was to get Kaitlin out, and then as the week went on.. someone told me Kaitlin was becoming a bigger target..
Helen: And then Judd said that someone was coming after me.. and that that was made up..
Jessie: It was probably made up by Aaryn. They've been friends since week one.
Elissa: They have? How do you know?
Jessie: Judd and Aaryn. Yeah, they've been friends a long time.
Judd, Amanda, McCrae
Judd: Lay off of him.. He's waiting for the right time.. Which is ♫jury house.. ♫jury house..
Andy: I don't want her to go anywhere any time soon.
Aaryn: Me either. I trust Helen 100%.
Aaryn: He doesn't.
Andy: I don't want that to happen.
Aaryn: Between me and you.. please don't tell Amanda about this.. Amanda and McCrae are saying Helen needs to go...
Aaryn: I'm starting to not trust them. But Andy, don't tell them.
Andy: I wont. I wont.
Aaryn: I'm scared, because I don't know who to believe right now.
Andy: I think we can just lay low for a little bit. I think cards will start to fall. Next week.. People will show where their allegiances really lie.
Aaryn: Do you think that Amanda and McCrae are lying to me?
Aaryn: Me too.
Aaryn: For a while, I really was trusting Judd.. but now.. I go back and forth on him.
Andy: Me too. I don't like that he wants Elissa and Helen out of here so quickly. Elissa.. Whatever.. But Helen? I don't want her to go anywhere.
Aaryn: Me either. Elissa can go whenever. But.. Isn't it weird that Amanda and McCrae are even like getting upset with me for going back and forth between trusting Judd? What am I supposed to do? Like, they want me to tell them everything.
They hear someone coming.. It's Helen.
Helen: Hi. So.. we were gonna sleep in the Rainbow Room. Did Andy tell you?
Andy: I filled em in.
Helen: Is that cool?
Aaryn: Yeah. Completely cool.
Cam 1 flips to...
Andy, Spencer, Amanda, McCrae
Spencer: What time is it, Andy?
Andy: Like 1:15..
McCrae: No Game talk?
Andy: Nobody has talked game to me like all day today.
**unless you count 30 seconds ago.
Judd and Spencer share stories of their less honorable moments with women..
Amanda: Have you ever done that, McCrae?
McCrae: no. I've slept with 3 people in my life.
Amanda: 3? Really? Wow. I thought I was good.
Spencer: I would bet 80% of the women I've slept with were just one time.
Amanda: Did you use a condom with your one night stands?
Spencer: Me neither. Never.
Spencer: There was this one girl, Yana, trying to ride the rails to get to Florida..
Judd: What did she give you in return?
Spencer: Her vagina. And I got to cum in it. My friend told me I was a Hobosexual.
Amanda: Before you come here, they STD check you..
Judd: So you've been with how many?
Spencer: 46. I remember the number.. I don't remember the chicks.
Amanda says 10-20..
Amanda: McCrae is the 1st person I've ever had sex with..
Judd: You said the whole Miami Dolphins..
Amanda: Just the 2nd string.
Amanda: Do you really wanna know?
Amanda: ok, then get the f*ck over it.
They move outside to smoke..
Judd: So what's the word on the street?
Amanda: You would hear more than us.
Cam 1 flips to the Hammock.
Spencer: She is like livin' with a wild animal. You never know what she's gonna do next. I wish I wasn't on the block so I could vote her out.
Talk turns briefly to Elissa..
GM: After next week when Jessie leaves..
Spencer: Things will reshift.
GM: Even Judd said he'd put her up.
Talk turns to sex.. GM has plans for Nick..
Spencer: I can't wait for you to meet Marilyn. You're gonna love that girl. A girl who would put up with me?
GM: When I first met Nick, he was cocky, with an attitude.. When I came down in the stripper outfit, he almost died. He does not know what's gonna happen to him.
Spencer: it's like he's eaten granola his whole life.. and you're frosted flakes..
Spencer: Week after next, it's gonna get real, and I bet me n you are gonna have a good place in it.
GM: When she was HoH, I was never in the room.. Tonight, I was like, I just wanna be alone.. She fights with Jessie all the time. I've already been down that route with the sinking ship. I don't wanna go there again.
Spencer: We just gotta hang on and keep our mouths shut.
GM: That's why I don't fight with them.
Spencer: What would be the best scenario for me and you would be for Jessie to have another meltdown.
Talk turns to MVP...
GM: Whoever it is wants Amanda out bad.
Spencer: That's why I think it's America.
GM: I don't get why their showmance is fine, but when I'm with Nick..
**STOP! You were never a showmance. Just. Stop.
Spencer: The target gets determined the week before, and everyone's been pretty good about sticking to it.
GM: I really like Helen, but when it gets down to the end..
Spencer: No one can beat her.
GM: No one can beat her. She's strong and she's smart..
Spencer: If you sit with her in the final 2, best you can hope for is 2nd place. I can't wait for jury.. You and me keep our head above water.. We should be straight.
GM: I'm sorry about this move, dude.
Spencer: It's fine. It kept you from having to ruffle feathers. You gave me a chance to say Hi to Maylin live..
GM: I'm waiting for Candice to blow up.
Spencer: She thinks she's gonna get her own show after this.. The way she attacked me? Women who act like that.. bad things happen to em.
GM: I hope she gets a penalty vote.. for not wearing her outfit..
Spencer: She never wears the nose, she doesn't wear the wig right, she...
on and on..
Spencer: I'm ready to see her high step it out.
GM: Look how nice it was today without her. I'm gonna sleep downstairs tomorrow, so people wont be goin' up to HoH talkin.. I'll stay up all night.. (making sure the vote doesn't go awry)
Spencer: To be honest with you, girl, I don't want HoH this week.. I want someone wholl keep me safe to get it..
1:49a --- Judd joins them on the Hammock.. GM runs upstairs to get a blanket.
Judd: Anything goin' on?
Spencer: She's just bsin' about how she hates Candice's guts..
Judd: So, worst case scenario is Jessie wins HoH.
GM: If it's knockout...
Judd: Just put her up every single time..
Talk turns to times on the block.. then MVP.. then sleeping arrangements.. Judd tells GM that Helen and Elissa are sleeping in her and Nick's bed. GM goes storming off to the Rainbow Room where they are fast asleep.
GM checks in with Andy, who confirms that Helen and Elissa will give her her bed back tomorrow..
GM: Whose f'in fault is it? I'm tryin' to be nice here.
Judd: I'll make sure you get it.
GM: I made the announcement. It's me and Nick's bed and I wanna stay there til I go home. How did they end up there all of a sudden?
Judd: I don't know whose idea it was.. I think they just wanted to sleep in there for the night.
GM is very upset about the whole bed situation..
Judd: Goodnight. I'm sorry I upset you. I thought you knew.
She slams back into the house..
Spencer: Damnnnn.. She F'in went nuts.
Judd: She had a tear in hr eye.. Me n Nick's bed. She's got a good heart, but she needs to cool it. She's gonna get herself put up next week. She'll cool down by tomorrow..
Spencer; I'm sure Candice, Elissa, Jessie and Helen are trying to plot and plan..
Judd: She's never came n campaigned to me.. apart from cookin' me breakfast. She didn't even give me anything to consider. I like her, but.. She just gave up cuz Howrd went home? Someone she knew 40 days?
Talk turns to their friendship in the house..
Judd: Most of all, I want someone who loves the game to win.
Spencer: Me too. Candice was like, I didn't have to do all the stuff you had to do, they just found me and asked me to be on the show. F*ck you. Kaitlin too.
Talk turns to home.. they both own their own, and their mortgage payments are in the $400 range. (**less than the cost of a square foot where I live.) Spencer dispenses financial advice.. (**i remain gobsmacked, in stunned silence).
While Spencer's talking about all the properties he owned, I'm gonna dive into flashback and flesh out a couple of earlier conversations..
Judd and Spencer
Judd: McCrae and Amanda I trust.. i just feel like I can't talk game with em. Things are a little easier without so many guys here. I liked Howard though.. I apologized to him.
Spencer: He just didn't have no f'in idea what he was doin'
Judd: He didn't have anything goin' for him, but his gameplay freaked me out.
Spencer: My game definitely improved since he's gone.
Judd: Tomorrow we should just get our social game on all day..
Spencer: i have been.
Judd: I have too.. I sat down with Helen a little bit.. Elissa a little bit..
Spencer: I like having someone I can talk to about game, and not have to worry about them tellin' nobody.
Judd: Me too. People like GM are just unpredictable though..
Spencer: It's scary when someone says, I'm thinking about putting you up. Being on that couch on Thursday is the worst.
Talk turns to the Veto Comp, and Judd's paranoia when people were telling him to go for prizes..
2:44am - Judd runs inside to grab another cigarette..
Judd: Trip to the Bahamas, 5,000 dollars, both gonna be here next week.. I think it's gonna be unanimous (to evict Candice).
Spencer: Helen told me that I'm 100% safe.
Judd: Even Aaryn wants you here.
Spencer: She's a strong girl.
Judd: She's not as bad as I thought..
Spencer: And then that whole Candice calling her racist marred her reputation at the beginning.
Judd: I don't know what was said.. I heard the fish thing.. I wouldna said that.
Spencer: you gotta be careful sayin' that kind of shit.
Judd: I would never have said that.
Spencer: I'm just ready for jury. I want there to be big targets people try to take out, not my ass every week.
Judd: Stay focused on jury, but really stay focused on that final 2.
Spencer: I'm focused. You know my ass wants to be here. This is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Judd: Yeah.. Me too. I never watched the feeds.. I was really missing out.. After watchin the Canadian feeds, I was like, aw man, I wish I'd been watchin the feeds the whole time.. It's not even that expensive really.
Spencer: No, it's not.
Judd: Like 20something dollars? I just watched it on my phone..
**9.99 a month now. ooh look, a 2 day free trial for the BB15 live feeds. Thanks for the opening, boys.
2:52am.. Spencer and Judd head inside to brush their teeth and get ready for bed..
Spencer: I just went to the DR to request toilet paper. We're completely out.
**Yikes. That'll be fun in the morning.
2:57am Spencer says goodnight.. Judd's still washing his face, but soon to follow..
3am Sweet dreams, house guests.. We'll see you when BB wakes you!