The Overnight Report
If there was ever a salve to heal the wounds of last night, Andy as HoH is it. Let's move forward in positivity and enjoy the game we love.
The HGs are too blessed (and way too emotionally exhausted from the day) to be stressed tonight.
Let's join them...
Spencer and McCrae
Spencer: Isn't it crazy that you could change the world with a pencil and a piece of paper?
**This is my favorite thing that has ever come out of Spencer's mouth.
Spencer: I always thought, remember that cloning and God thing I was telling you about? I thought that could.. I don't think I ever developed a title for it..
McCrae: A work in progress.
Spencer: I am happy for Andy.
McCrae: I probably shoulda thrown it to Amanda, but.. It could be Elissa's f'in HoH right now.
Spencer: That's ( inaudible)
McCrae: Yeah.. you and Aaryn. I think you're gonna be here for a while.
Spencer: I hope so, dude.
McCrae: For sure.
Spencer: I think I have to win HoH. Either next week or the next..
McCrae: It'd be nice.
Spencer: Just whatever's goin' keep it goin' or change direction.
McCrae: I'm pretty sure the targets this week.. Jessie and GM.. One goes this week, one goes next.. I want you to go f*ckin' far.. father than all those in there (HHN room). I'll try everything.
McCrae: Just try to play nice with Elissa, in case she gets it.
Spencer: Dude, Aaryn's dominating.. She's good at so many things.. If she's down, I'll be down with her, but she's a f'in beast.
McCrae: It'd be good if you can get the next HoH, or the one after that.. I don't know what they're gonna be any more..
Spencer: We'll still have knock out.. Maybe even 2 more endurances.. At least 1 more for sure, and then the final HoH one.
McCrae: I don't know what else..
Spencer: They're f'in creative, dude.
McCrae: I gott start learning my days too..
Spencer: Yeah.. I gotta get HoH.. Not next week, but the next.
Timecheck -- 12:14am
McCrae: Once it was down to me and Amanda and Andy, i was glad he got it.. It's better she doesn't show she can win competitions..
Helen, Ginamarie, Aaryn, Jessie
Aaryn: I'm conservative.. Like, I have conservative views, and I don't open up to a lot of people.. So it's hard for me to come in here and..
Helen: I remember my 1st conversation with you, Jessie.. We were at the top of the stirs and you told me you were from San Antonio.. I was just SO excited to be here..
Talk turns to slop. Aaryn's having her 1st experience with it tonight.
Aaryn: It's gonna be something like Rocky Mountain Oysters...
Helen: Oysters and Oranges?
Elissa: As long as we have a fresh fruit, I'm good.
Helen: What are S words.. Strawberries and
Aaryn: Stroganoff.. Seaweed..
Helen: Seaweed's actually really good for you. I'm Korean. We eat a lot of seaweed..
Aaryn: What if something fun happens this week.. Like there's a Margarita Party and we can't go?
Elissa: I'm sure there will be.
Jessie: There'll be a luxury comp.. It's about time for that.
Aaryn: Maybe that's why we didn't have a Have Not Comp..
Helen: One year they did a girl's shopping spree.. Can you imagine going into the yard and there's a ton of clothes out there and you get to keep everything
Aaryn: My favorite was when April got a stylist..
**i don't remember that at all.
Helen: We're all in jury guys.. So we're all here for another 50 something days..
Aaryn: I feel like I'm gonna get killed when I get to the jury house.
Helen: She'll like it quiet. She's gonna like to read..
Aaryn: Judd's gonna be pissed..
Helen: But at any point now, it's gonna be tough... When he was begging, I was almost like, let's change our minds.. He's a great person.
Aaryn: The thing with Judd, I just didn't know what I could trust..
Elissa: THis is the season for girls anyway..
Helen: How many women have won?
Elissa: Eddie, Wil, Jun, Lisa, Adam,
Helen: Who won season 6?
Elissa: Maggie, Boogie, Dick, Adam, Dan, Jordan, Hayden, Rachel, Ian.
Helen: So there've been 4 women out of 14 seasons.. Not a lot.
Aaryn: Well, mmmbyeee.
Helen: I wonder what you'd look like with dark hair..
Elissa: Let's see..
Elissa covers Aaryn with her hair..
Talk turns to their goodbye messages for Candice.. Then the audience noise for Judd.
Aaryn: It was probably because he was such a good.. Everyone out there's heart was probably breaking when he was giving that speech..
Elissa: That was heartwrenching..
Jessie: I was still in shock.
Aaryn: He was like, this next HoH is really scary to win, because no matter what you do, you're not gonna just get blood on your hands, you're gonna get it all the way to your elbows..
Aaryn: That veto.. It was a fun veto.. It was like everything I pulled ou tof the toolbox was just in the right order.
**cue the cat ladies. alert some idiot to make a new fake meme suggesting aaryn has friends in production and it's actually her that's been the planned winner since day one. #eyeroll
Helen: It was weird when Candice opened the door and you coud see the other door.. and the light beyond that door.. Like, I felt like if I got a glimpse through that door it would screw my reality completely.
Aaryn: I didn't even look..
Talk turns to the living room.. Apparently the nomination couch has now been replaced by chairs..
Timecheck -- 12:38am
Jessie: What if you never win an HoH and you go? I wonder if you get to read your letters in jury.
Aaryn: They probably call and say, you have an hour to email us a letter..
Helen: And if they can't get in touch, then they go to the next choice..
Elissa: Isn't is crazy that we're here til the end of the game? That we're a part of the show til the end... The girls are like rockstars.. I mean.. I win every HoH competition.. I let you guys have a couple. I wanted to share.
Jessie: Everyone here has won something now except Amanda..
Aaryn: Andy and McCrae are the only ones who haven't been on the block.. ticktockticktock..
Aaryn: I can't wait to see the video of everyone hiding when I announced my HoH.
Jessie: That was my idea.
Aaryn: Thanks, Jessie. Always lookin' out for me. Do you think Judd was MVP? I mean he was.. He never really..
Elissa: He was a character..
Jessie: I think this is the longest day we've had.
All agree.. They've been up since 9am and had a ton of comps and stress..
12:45am - brb - Stretch!
Andy's HoH Reveal!
ALL: Yayyyyyy!!!!! Andy! An-dy! An-dy! An-dy!
Everyone files up to HoH, and for the first time ever, all of the HGs are legitimately happy for him and happy to be there.
Andy's mom sent his baby teeth and his security blanket..He also got a new hoodie, more sunglasses cuz he broke his, his favorite t-shirt - organs hugging, Confessions on a Dance Floor - 2005. Cinnamon Life, Kashi, Cashews, Low Sodium V-8, and other cool stuff..
Dear Andy,Andy: My mom is such a weirdo. I love this letter already.
We're all so proud of you and happy for you. We miss you and love you and support you in everything you are. The weather is finally getting warm here. (all laugh) I'm enjoying the pool, and wearing my new suit you helped me pick out.
I'll tell you.. I wish you could've been here Sunday. I was hanging out with the dogs when the doorbell rang. It was Dave Vesser.Andy: The person in that photo right there. My neighbor.
He's home for a visit. We were reminiscing, when all of a sudden, the laundry room door opened, and in walks Gloria.Andy: That's his mom, who just got a stem cell transplant? And I visited her in the hospital in the city like right before I came here.
She looks great! Everything went so well, that she was able to come home almost a month before she was expected to.Andy: That's awesome.
Minus a few restrictions, she's healthy and happy. She said, she really enjoyed your visit, and thanked you for helping water the plants. With only 3 out of the 4 mini-golfers here, your dad refused to miniature golf. You guys would've lost anyway.GM: (cracks up)
Andy: This is such a weird letter. My dad and I were always on a team against my mom and my neighbor.
Dave and I are the champions, my friend. All is fine here. Neighbors and friends are mowing lawns and planting flowers, and I'm doing my best to keep Thunder from jumping on everything while out on our walks. You know that's not an easy task.
Andy, you have the time of your life this summer! I worry about you and think about you every minute of every day. I know you are being well taken care of, I just miss you and love you. You are the love of my life. I love you, Andy. ~Mom**Can we start an Andy's Mom Fan Club? Love her!
Andy: I hope that after seeing the teeth and hearing the letter, you kind of understand where I come from.
Amanda: I am sooo happy for you. (hugs)
Elissa: You were so cute!
Andy: I couldn't have done it without each and every one of you. Thank you so much. Thank you, BB! Thank you, Mom!
Andy: Everybody go for it. I'm gonna die of sugar poisoning.. The photos are great. They're all people I love and care about.. Oh my God.. My Mom..
Elissa: Where's the mini golf at?
Andy: Lake Geneva, Wisconsin..
Elissa: And this is your best friend?
Andy: The one that lives a block away from me.. and that's my gay best friend from college.. and these are my babies.. (the dogs) I didn't tear up.. I'm so proud of myself!
Everyone is genuinely happy for Andy..
Andy: Go smoke! If you wanna go have a cigarette, go!
Amanda, McCrae, Jessie and Helen head downstairs.. Camera 3 and 4 follows them.
Amanda: I'm really happy for him. He wanted it so bad.
McCrae: I'm really happy to see what his dad looks like..
They go outside.
Amanda: I guess we get to keep the grill.
McCrae: Yes! I think Candice was just lying to spite us.
Helen: Ok.. this is my last cigarette for the season. Let's just celebrate the moment. We made it through a double eviction.
Jessie: I was so nervous. Candice is gonna be shocked to see Judd.
Alcohol has arrived. Jessie offers to bring everyone a glass.. She shouts up to Andy in HoH that there's alcohol..
Andy: Did we get alcohol?
Jessie: I tried to shout up for you, but I guess you didn't hearme.
Cam 1 and 2
GM and Aaryn
Aaryn: It's just that.. Everyone else I can read. I can't read him. He was playing me so hard.. He was trying to be on the same page with everyone.. I can't believe I won HoH and Veto..
Ginamarie: Good shit..
Aaryn: Both of the power moves that happened in this house, I made.
**Well, your lips moved, but Helen put the words there.
GM: I know. I got you.
Cam 3 and 4
McCrae, Spencer, Andy, Helen, Jessie, Amanda
Happy Chatters.. Rehashing the 2nd HoH Comp..
Amanda: I definitely thought I was a banana rolling savant until the 2nd time..
McCrae: I had no stress at all..
Andy: I had quite a bit of stress my 2nd try.
Spencer: I think we should have been losers bracket. Helen and I would've been a pretty fierce match.
Andy: I can't believe my baby blanket made it's way here..
Spencer: When I have a baby, I wanna build the crib from scratch..
Cam 3 and 4
ALL: What a day..
Andy: We survived a double eviction everyone.
cam 1 and 2
Aaryn and Jessie have peeled off and are soaking in the jacuzzi..
Ginamarie: Me too
Spencer: Me too
Ginamarie: We have an early day tomorrow, too, don't we?
**Friday is usually an 8am wakeup, but since the Have Nots have already been determined..only if there's a luxury comp or Andy gets a pandora's box..
McCrae: I wonder if you'll get a Pandora's Box.. It's about time for one.. but maybe they already have enough for the Sunday show?
Helen: Andy, what a great day for you.. On 8-8 you won..
3 and 4
Helen: Are you gonna still come dance party with us commoners?
Andy: If the music's good, I will be down there in a heartbeat.
Helen: Ok, good.
Andy: So tomorrow's pretty chill.. Oh, there's nominations.. I'll only be putting 6 keys in the box.
McCrae: The shittiest part is clipping the keychains on.
McCrae: Oh yeah.. they'll do your stuff tomorrow.
**the have not food reveal
Helen heads inside to prepare her have not bed.. Spencer follows.. He gives her a hug..
Helen: I told you I had somethin' in the works.
Spencer: Somethin in the works.
Helen: Sleep well.
Spencer: I will.
Jessie: What's a Hassidic Jew?
Amanda: (explains well enough for Jessie)
Jessie: I thought that was orthodox.
**Hassidim are orthodox.
Spencer: Well, you're a cultural Jew, right?
McCrae: if you come out of a Jewish woman, you're Jewish.
Jessie: I remember just telling you yesterday, Andy, I feel so bad for you, you have no bed.
GM: Well Andy was supposed to hold my bed!
Andy: We're starting week 8..
McCrae: This will be the 7th eviction..
Andy: So we're starting the 8th week and the 8th eviction..
McCrae: Someone figured out that there shouldn't be a double eviction?
Spencer: Helen did some math on it, and unless they bring someone back..
Andy: So Helen, Aaryn and Elissa went to bed the earliest tonight? That makes it easy enough.. Slap in the face.. (he's kidding)
Spencer: They're gonna name the chairs.. Well that's Spencer's Chair.. and somebody else..
Talk turns to the shrinking tables.. then past seasons..
Spencer: 6 is what got me hooked.
Andy: 6 was the best.
Andy: One of my favorite BB moments was when Janelle got the phone call from Michael.. and Yvette wanted a call from home so bad.. If I got a call, I'd give it to Helen or ELissa.. And when the nerd herd found out someone was being voted back in, and they thought it was gonna be Cappy?
Spencer: Did ya'll get what was so good about Kaysar? He was handsome.. It was a time when it was a good idea to put likeable Muslims on tv? Just pr wise?
Andy: When Janelle won HoH and Jennifer threw the key into the yard..
Spencer: I'm very glad I never have to hear anyone say, "I woke up in a new Bugatti."
Andy: Even Helen was like, I could write a better song than this.
They all do Candice impersonations for a moment.. Talk turns to Candice's departure speech..
Spencer: One thing that pissed me off.. I really wanted her to have to wear the entire clown costume.. The nose.. It's just about bein' a good sport.
Ginamarie: This bitch walks around with.. (blablabla)
Timecheck -- 2:05am
Talk turns to freaky animal stories.. Hawks v small dogs.. not fun.
Elissa and Amanda
Elissa: I guess it was just you and Jessie drinking wine..
Amanda: I'm like glassy eyed now.. I look like my mom. I'm so tired. I'm surprised you're not in bed yet. It's 2 o'clock.
Elissa: Soon. I saw that Jessie left slop out and I wanted to clean up..
Cam 3 and 4
Aaryn, Jessie, Spencer, Andy, McCrae
Cel Phone talk.. all the iDrones are preaching.. McCrae resists the Borg.
Spencer: I f*cked around so much in highschool..
Andy: I didn't. I wish I had f*cked around more.
Spencer: Were you ever in Scouts?
Andy: (a form of it) ..for 2 weeks, but I hated it, and my mom let me quit..
Happy chatter around the couch continues.. Lots of laughter.. Good times.
Cam 3 Flips to Elissa and Amanda
Elissa: That was amazing..
Amanda: It was so funny.. Just both of them back and forth..
Elissa: And you were doing your thing and they were still going..
Amanda: I was in shock.
Elissa: I was like dying.. I couldn't help it. It was just so comical. You go, girl. Could you imagine saying that to someone?
Amanda: McCrae would kill me..
Elissa: I like all of you, but you and You! That was hilarious.
Amanda: Keepin' it Real on the Chopping block with Candy.
Elissa: Can you imagine her and GM in the jury house together?
Amanda: It's gonna happen..
Amanda: Elissa is so funny. Her eyes light up when she talks about the Candice/Ginamarie fight.
Spencer: She was so funny.. When she said about her own mother not wanting her..
Amanda: That part wasn't funny to me.
GM comes back out..
Andy: It's weird, even though there's only one week, I feel like there's a world of difference between David and Nick..
Spencer: It seemed like Nick was here way longer.
Andy: But at the same time, I feel like Jeremy and Howard were here the same amount of time, because Jeremy had such a presence, and Howard just disappeared his last 2 weeks.
Spencer: Howard just got so into Candice..
Andy: That was the crazy thing about Candice.. She'd be like, I'm not playing with Howard.. And I'm like you tried to flip the house twice for him. The only time you talk game to me is about trying to save him.. How is this not playing with him?
GM: (Says something nasty)
Timecheck -- 2:45am -- Stretch!
GM: (says something nasty)
Spencer: Did she say defamed today?
GM: Because I called her out, because she's a rat.
Spencer: Julie's face was f'in priceless.
Jessie says goodnight.. Talk turns instantly to Judd and Jessie..
Spencer: He's got some smoothin' over to do in the jury house, if she gets there.
Andy: He's so f'ing wonderful. He really is.
Spencer: He's very endearing.
Andy: You fall in love with him.
**yes, we did.
Cam 3 flips to..
Have Not Room
Jessie: I'd rather be put up than backdoored.. You know that I have you, so there's no reason for me to go out. Like, I have you til the end. I don't have anybody. He's got Helen.
Aaryn: I'll do everything I can to get people on the same page.
Then to the bathroom..
Helen: Goodnight, Ladies..
Elissa: I like La Mer.. cuz I have really sensitive skin.
Jessie: What about Clinique?
Elissa: I haven't used Clinique in years.
Have Not Room
Helen and Aaryn
Helen: So, we're not allowed to have much in here..
Aaryn: I just put my sarong over my pillow, so I wouldn't break out anymore..
Aaryn: I think Spencer should go home. What do you think?
Elissa: I think that would be a good idea. Either one..
Andy comes in to say goodnight..
Helen: It is warm in here. Just be ready. It gets freezing in the middle of the night.
cam 3 flips to McCrae getting undressed and climbing into bed with Amanda.
Have Not Room
GM, Aaryn, Helen, Elissa
Aaryn: I'm gonna do whatever Andy wants, but just thinking about it, Jessie's gonna do whatever to please the house, and Spencer will full force do whatever the F he wants.. And if Jessie wins HoH, and we talk to her, I feel like she'll do whatever we want.
Helen: Yeah.. Jessie's more malleable..
Helen: Spencer's usually good at comps too.
Aaryn: I don't know what he would do. I don't feel like he would put Jessie up. I feel like he'd put 2 strong people up, like me and one of ya'll. After the way he freaked out when Judd left? McCrae cried, Andy cried..
Helen: I think Judd was MVP.. He'd put her up because she caused so much drama.. and we needed to keep her here, because the 4 boys might get together.
Aaryn: Judd was so worried that the girls were getting together.. He wanted me and GM to join with him..
Elissa: Do you think he really wanted that though? he told me he wanted final 2 with me.
Aaryn: He wanted me to win this HoH and put ya'll up.. to make me the fall person.. to do his dirty work and have the entire house coming after me.. like I'm that stupid.
Aaryn: He came up to me the night of the party and just kissed me, the night of the party.. in the bathroom.
Helen: I know Andy and McCrae are really sad, but he was gonna come after them too.. He was gonna manilpulate you guys to do that for him. Like, he probably hates that we all became friends.
Elissa: He wanted to make his own moving company..
Aaryn: The thing with Spencer is, he knows he's gonna keep going up every week if he doesn't make a big move.. But.. I will do whatever Andy wants. I'm sure that's something to marinate on. Jessie wont work with McCrae - Amanda can't stand her. Nobody trusts her. But Spencer is already making his way back into people's hearts.
Helen: I'm down with that.
3:21am - The Have Notters say goodnight.. Elissa and Helen Step out to use the restroom and grab clothing.
GM: Andy wont put me up, right?
Aaryn: F*ck no. Jessie's gonna go up.
GM: She hardly ever talks to the poor kid. All of a sudden she's up his ass.
Talk turns to the coming HoH Comp.. Aaryn thinks it'll be Endurance or Knockout. Helen and Elissa return.. GM makes a little speech to Aaryn about not letting the door slam... Within minutes they're all asleep.
Jessie's outside having a smoke, dipping her legs in the jacuzzi.. She comes inside and has a look at the illuminated memory board..
...before straightening her comforter in the now deserted Rainbow Room..
Sweet dreams, Houseguests. We'll see you in the morning.. I wonder if Andy will get a Pandora's Box? They always show those on the live feeds, so that's a cool thing. :-)