The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Live Show Thursday! Tonight, the game we love starts All.. Over.. Again! But first... ☺
Last night on the live feeds, the HGs got an hour of practice time on a comp outside.. and we had a surprise appearance from Late Night Lessa! Yippee!!! Go check out her post: Late Night HoH Practice.
Now let's dive in and see what our HGs get into til bedtime...
Zach: Dude, um, we gotta win HoH tomorrow. You or me.
Caleb: If we walk out there and it's a big ole yard full of somethin ' to hang on to, I'll be there 4-5-6 hours.. Something like this? You never know. Every time someone hit, it went somewhere else. Speed and Accuracy is everything.
Zach: I think it's gonna be one big thing in the middle.
Caleb: I think it'll be a group of 7 and a group of 8, and the closest to zero wins.. Or the person with the hightest score. No one can go out there and hit it and it go in the middle bucket.
Zach: It's all luck.
Caleb: All luck. WHo is gonna hit it in just the right spot at the right speed.
Zach: I gotta win.
Caleb: Me too. Honestly, I'd rather not win this one, cuz I think the next one'll be something I can go beast mode in.
Caleb: You know tomorrow? It's anybody.. anybody.
**Hmm.. I'm thinking Hayden the hockey player and Zach the golfer have the biggest advantages of anyone..
Nicole: Is this a boy meeting?
Caleb: Yeah, sorry. You're not invited.
Nicole: Sorry, this is my bed.
Zach: I can't wait for the day these things go off, and it scares the shit out of you.
Talk turns to their fitbit progress..
Brittany: I have no connection with Zach, but I'm voting her out for sure.
Christine: I feel bad for Donny.
Brittany: I do too. I'd rather her stay, but I don't know who's working with who.. I know a lot of things are being said just to stay safe.. I just feel like, I don't know who to trust any more.
Christine: I know.. It's so stupid.. I wish I'd been strong enough to say, no, you're an idiot.
Brittany: I feel like all of this can be reversed..
Christine: Caleb and Devin..
Brittany: Right now they're going out of their way to act like they don't like each other..
Christine: I think it'll get better.
Brit: Nope. It'll get worse before it gets better.
Christine: ---- Caleb.
Brit: OhmyGod.. We have to get rid of him.
Christine: I think Caleb has to be enemy number 1.
Brit: We have to get rid of him.
Cody and Victoria
Cody: Certain words she doesn't understand.
Victoria: Yeah, me too. How long has she been here?
Cody: She's been here for 2 or 3 years.
Vict: That's it??
Caleb: I'm the target. You wanna come after someone, come after me..
Zach: I'm so hungry.
Caleb: Dude, if I'm a Have Not, I'm eatin' oatmeal.
Nicole: I scraped a layer of skin off my face..
Caleb: You got 6 more, right?
Victoria: If he's past the age of 26, he doesn't have to join the army.. also if he's married..
Cody: That's good. He's so in love.. Did I tell you how they met?
Zach: Frankie's so funny..
Amber: He cuddles. I love it.
Zach: I'm so hungry.
Nicole: One more day. Go make oatmeal.
Zach: Slop is disgusting.
Amber: I'm excited to experience it.
Zach: Devin has to be a Have Not next week. You bet your ass, if I'm HoH, he will be.
Amber: I wonder how you are outside the house..
Zach: Exactly the same.
Amber: You don't have a filter.
Zach: None. You should see me around my little brother. He's 10. I try to get him to curse.
Amber: oh my gosh..
Zach: Mine and Nicole's date tomorrow is gonna be good.
Caleb: Why're you doin' it tomorrow? You wont even have the back yard.
Zach: I gotta show you how much better it would be with me than Hayden.
Zach: It's fun.
Caleb: It's gettin' you by. THis is gonna sound horrible, but she's easy compared to Amber.
Nicole: I'm not easy. I've only kissed 4 boys my whole life.
Zach: 4? Wanna make it 5?
Nicole: Stupid lines don't work on me..
Caleb: I wish Amber would go on a date with me just for askin'. I gotta play beast mode pool and win it.
Frankie enters as Clarabelle Dupree.. and climbs on top of Zach..
Zach: Oh I love when you touch me down there.. Oh I miss my husband so much.. Pleasurin' him at night...
Caleb: Who is Clarabelle?
Frankie: I made her up.
Christine: She is the best women in the house.
By request, he switches characters, to Rachel, a 20ish excessive drinking air head.
Zach: What'd you do lat night, Rachel?
Frankie/Rachel: I don't know.. I woke up naked with 7 guys on top of me, but I don't think I did anything..
By request, a meditation led by Frankie..
Frankie: Ok.. Everyone get into a nice comfortable position.. This is going to be a nice long guided meditation.. where you don't have to move or fidget.. get all your little adjustments done.. We're going to go on a nice journey.. So I want to start by taking 5 very deep and claming breaths.. Inhaling the peace and the positive, exhaling the negative and stress.. Now, imagine you are walking up to a beautiful and magical door.. beyond this door is.. Open up your magical door, and behind that, I want you to see a forest.. Smell the moss, leaves, the earth.. Visualize this gigantic forest.. You see a path.. a hummingbird flitting around the flowers... You come to a clearing with the most comfortable spot just for you.. This perfect, peaceful, calming place..
The women are all over it. Caleb keeps giggling so he gets up and leaves, so not to disturb anyone. In the beginning, Zach is too self conscious to really participate, but he makes progress as the meditation progresses.
Frankie: You're in a cocoon of peaceful positivity that no negative can penetrate.. Let's take a few breaths and just relish in this safety and protection.. Now I want you to visualize the next few days happening as you would like them to happen, without pain, without stress, without fear.. Right now, anything is possible.. You are in control..
Amber: I loved my forest..It was so pretty.
Zach: Mine was a golf course.
Frankie: That's awesome.. I love that. Thank you Terri Cole, Meditation Transformation. I stole that. It's all Terri.
**It sounded lovely to me. If you're interested, I found it for you on Amazon: Terri Cole ~ Meditation Transformation.
Paola: She's giving me her bible. It's my funeral gift.
Christine: That's amazing.
Paola: Every time I'm on the block, I have a funeral.
Christine: I can't help but hanging out with you. I can't do it any less.
Nicole: I don't want to go on date with Zach. I want Hayden.
Jocasta and Pao leave, so Nicole and Christine can have the lights out.
Nicole: Brittany asked me to work with her. You're definitely not on her target.. Her and Brittany are gonna get in a huge fight.
Christine: I was talking to Donny, and he was like, so you knew I was the target.. He's like, would you have voted me out?
Nicole: He was heart broken that Cody was part of it.. Donny's smart. I think he's more than what he says.
Christine: When i was dizzy, he said, Do you know if you're diabetic at all? Then he gave me advice on what to do to feel better.
Nicole: There's no way.. I think he's a professor.
Christine: He says things.. He's always overcompensating, "I'm jsut a janotor from North Carolina."
Nicole: He knows how to play chess. No one knows how to play chess in the country.
Christine: He said his work gave him an iphone. There's no school system that gives the groundskeeper an iphone!
Talk turns to Devin.
Christine: He is absolutely the most insane person I've ever met in my life.
Nicole: He's doin' good though..
Christine: Everyone in the bomb squad was like deny deny deny..
Cam 3 and 4
Derrick: You're definitely gonna stay.
Frankie: The odds are ever..
Caleb: They're forever in our favor, but..
Derrick: Brittany wins, one of us is goin' up.
Hayden: I'm gonna try to chit chat with her..
Hayden: I just talked to Jacosta.. I wanted to tell you where I'm at. 2 days ago, I got pulled in to HoH by Devin, and he was like, there's this super alliance.. are you in or are you out. If you're out, then we're coming after you. So I was like, Awesome.
Derrick, Zach, Caleb
Derrick: If they told me, "Slop for the rest of the season, you make it to the end, and you get a picture of Tenley," I would do it. I would definitely do it.
Zach: What if you had to be on slop and be a have not?
Derrick: I would definitely do it. Offer it to me right now, I'll take it.
2:19am Derrick goes off with Jacosta to pray.. They're searching for a quiet spot..
Zach: I've gotta pack.
Nicole: I wanna do a bombsquad joke to Zach (for his goodbye message), but he's not leavin'. Obviously your bombsquad isn't very bomb..
Christine: If Devin goes..
Nicole: Seriously, I don't think he's going next week.
Christine: Do you think Caleb is?
Christine: Good. That's who I want next..
Jocasta: Thankful for you protecting our children, God. We lift you up right now.. give you the glory.. We know you direct our paths.. We need an extra push, extra energy.. We ask you to watch over all the HGs here and their families.. We are thankful for each other.. for you.. Help us to be able to continue to love each other. Help us to be examples..
Hayden and Brittany
Brittany: If I leave before Victoria and Pao Pao, I will die..
Brittany: I'm trying. I'm not gonna win every comp, but I'm trying. I feel like everything with them is like, go to the DR.. Wait, lemme take 45 minutes and get ready.
Hayden: I wanted to talk to you and let you know where I stand. I play an honest game.. I am a trustworthy person.
Brittany: I asked Nicole, can I trust Hayden? She's like, Yes. I've gotten closer to her and Christine over the past couple days. I like them. There are just so many flips and turns.. I feel bad for Donny.. His heart is just broken about Pao. I just hope a good person wins.
Hayden: Absolutely. I think it's honestly headed in a good direction now. Now that a line has been drawn, that's where it's heading to.. I know it's really stressful to be in this house, but I think it's heading in a good direction now.
Brittany: At least Enjoying the game and not playing it maliciously. I'll tell you what happened.. Devin brought me up.. and I was like, great, I have a chance..
Cam 3/4 flip to Derrick and Jacosta.
Derrick: I don't wanna talk game, but I know she's not with us. 100%. I think right now, she's just trying to find a place.. I'm goin' over everything I've done to this point, and one thing that drives me crazy as a fan, is when people swear on their families..
Jocasta: In this game, you're doing what you think will get you farther. That's respect..
Derrick: but I respect the way you're playing.. This game plays with you..
Talk turns to Devin..
Derrick: He's crazy. How do you go from wanting someone out to falling in love with them in 24 hours?
Jocasta: I'm like, you put her on the block and feed her slop.. He's not her type.
Derrick: It'll be fun tomorrow. The Live Show..
Brittany comes out of the beehive. Derrick says they're not talking game and invites her to join them on the couches.. She sits a moment, then gets up and does some tidying..
Jocasta: You find people in here that remind you of people at home, and you try to befriend that person..
Cody hugs Brittany, but it's one sided, to the point where she leans back out of it.
Cody: She never hugs back. You are the rudest person.
Brittany: I just don't like sloppy 15ths.
Caleb and Cody join Derrick and Jocasta in the living room. Talk turns to side hugs..
**I've only ever even seen a side hug on that Duggars show..
Amber joins. Then Brittany.
Amber: Is everyone sleeping?
Derrick: I'm about to join in.
Amber: No one else is awake?
Caleb: Pao Pao and Hayden.
Cody: I'm so close to passing out.
They all are..
Caleb: Like basic training showers.. They didn't let us shower for a week. Then the first shower, we're all lined up butt naked and it's freezing cold and you got about 10 seconds..
Derrick: Were you in Texas?
Caleb: Fort Benning, Georgia. The showers were the funniest thing. No towel or nothin' to dry off with. You get into bed, still wet n soapy. Initiation weeks were the worst.
Pao: Hayden, do you really like me as a person?
Hayden: I do.. I have talked crap about everyone..
Pao: What'd you say??!
Hayden: It's nothing bad.. Amber's like the only person I can't stand. She's gonna hate me so much.. I'm gonna have to do some damage control. I hope you laugh at the things I've said.
Pao: I wanna see it, if it's funny.
Hayden: It's just me goin' 'She sucks at everything."
Pao: That's what you said?!
Hayden: But.. I really do like you..
Pao: I hope Nicole likes me.
Hayden: She does. She thinks you're like the funniest girl in the house.
Have Not Room
Brittany: I think shes tryin' to get..
Brit: I think so.. But I don't think she's said anything til now.
Derrick: When you left the room, Caleb was like, when I walked out, did she say anything? Amber was like, earlier, well someone told her right before. She was 100% talking about you. One of those 3 threw you under the bus. I don't think it was him. Have you ever said anything to him?
Brit: We all talk..
Derrick: Have you ever said anything to Frankie?
Brit: No.. He's always following me around..
Cam 3 and 4
Caleb and Amber
Caleb: It'd take you an hour to do my eyes... The last time I gottem waxed, my brother's wife did it, I got burnt.
Amber: This is really intense. One eye hurts more than the other..
Pao joins them..
Pao: My stomach hurts. It's getting cold in this house.
Amber: how do you want your hair done tomorrow, Pao?
Pao: Curly.. like Kim Kardashian curls.
Caleb: Hot mama.
Pao: They were like daring me and Zach to kiss today.. They were like kiss! kiss! kiss! When I first met him, I liked him, cuz I thought he was ballsy.. When you live with someone, I feel like you start to develop feelings for people.
Caleb: That's the truth..
Have Not Room
Derrick calls out to the living room, says goodnight, and closes the door to the Have Not Room. He and Brittany are paranoid about people listening to their whispers..
Victoria, Brit and Derrick
Derrick: I really think they're gonna do 2 comps, like they did last week. It's not gonna be difficult. It's gonna be pure luck. If Pao Pao was here, she could win it.
Cam 3 and 4
Pao, Caleb, Amber
Pao: Everyone was like, Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Especially Hayden..
Caleb: It doesn't really mean anything.
Pao: He's funny. He keeps blowing me kisses. he was like, "Pao, I wanna take you out on a date." I was like, "I don't date Have Nots."
Caleb: That's what I'm gonna tell Amber next week.
Amber: I'm gonna have the worst time in there.. with Devin. I already volunteered.. for the wrong week.
Pao: Just don't put Brit in there. She's had a rough couple weeks.
Caleb: If I win it, I wont put you in there.
Amber: I have a sensitive heart..
Caleb: I do too.
They hear a noise.. It's Cody, sleep talking..
Amber: He's probably dreaming..
Pao: He's funny. I feel like everyone in the house has their funny moments.. Frankie's the funniest though.
Amber: I'm so glad Donny hugged me in the bathroom today. It made me feel a lot better.
Caleb: You think, at the end of it, he's gonna be one of the last 2, and be like, "Ok everyone, my name's Dennis.." Derrick's like, got my vote. I'll write him the check.
Pao: You know he gave me his badge.
Amber: He let me try on his shirt today..
Caleb: I wish I got to bring my camo stuff.
Pao: Who are you the closest to in this house? Probably Caleb, right?
Amber: Donny. We talk all the time. Donny's my comfort. We never talk about game.
Pao: I feel like he's just a dad figure.
Amber: Me n Donny been close since day one.. it was love at first sight..
Pao: I hope you and Brittany don't go against each other.
Amber: I wont fall off. I'll pee my pants before I come off..
Caleb: You sound like me. We gotta come up with a name.. We're definitely the 2 most beast mode people in the house.
Pao: Jacosta's a beast too. Christine too.
Caleb: They're beast in their area.. We're beast all around.
Amber: You were good out there today.
Caleb: Ever thought about golfing?
Pao: no. That's part of the reason I don't wanna go. I just wanna win a comp.
Caleb: We're all gonna have to go sooner or later, Pao. She's gonna go, then I'm gonna progress..
Caleb: There's only one person in this house who can get on my shoulders..
Pao: Buy one get one free!☺
Caleb: That date would be like.. expensive.
Amber: Exactly.. so?
Caleb: You ladies are in luck. I always go over the top with my dates.
The only HGs still awake, Caleb, Pao and Amber continue their happy chatter in the living room.. Pao isn't making any stay in the house progress with them, but they are giving her a lovely last night in the house. It's nice to see them all just relaxed, laughing and enjoying each other.
Pao and Caleb
Caleb: I'm no where near in love with her., but I do like her a lot. I've told her..
**oh, the many phases of Caleb's heart in the house..
4:14 am Amber returns.. They continue talking about the game and other HGs..
Pao: I just don't think that me or Zach should go home this week.
Amber: I know.. I.. feel like an idiot for gtting upset last week. Last Thursday.
Caleb: You shouldn't feel that way.
Amber: Pao's laughing about it.
Caleb: Pao will never be in the situation. hehehe. It's hard. It's a hard position to be in.. I've gotten emotional more than once. People come into this game to be cutthroats.. That to me, there's one in this house, and I feel like that's Zach.. Some people like Amber and myself, we actually have a heart for people. Like Jocasta and Derrick.. they have kids. Brittany, I'll put her up even though she has kids too. But I would never put her up due to a personal reason. When I get the chance, I'll put up the people I think can beat me in this game.. If it's a girl, that one right there.
Amber: He's already told me he'll put me up.
Pao: Would you rather have me or Zach stay?
Caleb: For game, I feel like Zach would be more beneficial. Personality wise, I prefer you.
Caleb: But I would never put you up unless I had to. (Amber) I think you know that..
Amber: I don't trust anyone in this house amymore. That's why I think it's best just for me to keep my mouth shut. You never know..
Caleb: If I speak about someone, it's of facts, not opinion.. I don't give my opinion. But I would definitely say a fact real quick. I'm the target.
Pao: This house is gonna get separated real fast.
Caleb: It is.
Pao: Do you think I'm going home tomorrow?
Caleb: I don't know.
Pao: No one's talking.
Caleb: The only thing I can tell you is what I think and what I'm gonna do.. She can tell me she wants you to stay and then go in there and vote you home. It's becoming game.. big game.. within 3 weeks, jury's coming up. You already know if you say the wrong thng to the wrong person, they're gonna stand up ther and shout it to the house.
Pao: But that's Zach.
Caleb: I know her and I are both targets in this house. That's fine.
Amber: Sometimes bein' a target is a good thing. You're a threat. I'm starting over.. as of now.. tonight..
Pao: You can't play this game by yourself.
Amber: I'm just by myself right now.. til I figure it out.
Amber: I think I'm gonna go pass out and cuddle with Frankie. I just wonder how I'm being viewed outside this house.
Pao: You shouldn't care.
Caleb: (to Pao) Inside, they think you're just a doll. You're gonna talk to Julie.. We're all gonna party like rockstars (after).
Pao: Do you think it matters if I leave the 5th week or the 2nd?
Caleb: not at all. You're a winner. You're elite.
Pao: I'm special. ☺
Amber: I'm so thinking about my family right now, it's crazy.
Pao: Your sister's so pretty.
Caleb: I met your sister in a dream, but it wasn't that one. My mom's probably goin' "that girl's gonna have to move on here to Kentucky."
Amber: I don't think I could ever live in Kentucky now.
Caleb: I love Kentucky.
Amber: I do too.
Caleb: Home sweet home.. But I'm a big traveler too. I like to go other places..
4:30am Amber shares her wedding and honeymoon dreams with the two of them. Caleb's pretend taking notes on his hand.
Living Room Chatter continues..
Pao: I've learned a lot in the past 21 days in this house. A lot. I hope I carry it out of here and dont' lose myself.
Amber: To me, this is like a summer, having fun with new people.
Amber: I'm still having fun. Yesterday I got to shove some meat up people's noses..
Caleb: I got to throw flour in people's eyes.. I got scratched by my nose. Then I got to be a gentleman and wipe it off.
Amber: Like we were talking about earlier, it's crazy how people judge each other, just off the game play. It's like, we're in a game. Do you realize that? I'm not gonna go a whole day and not talk to people.
Pao: I don't take things personal.
Caleb: Like today, I took it personal, because I don't want people lookin' at her a certain way because of me.
Pao: But you can't control that.
Caleb: But I can do what I can to redirect the target back to me..
Pao: You wouldn't care if the whole house was trying to get you out.
Caleb: Thing is, it's smart for them to do that. Not before him, but.. It's smart.
Pao: With the twist, it's the perfect way of backdooring someone.
Caleb: Right now, that's why I don't think anyone's gonna ptu me up, because it gives me 2 chances to pull myself off. At the end of the day, I look at it.. I met some great people..
4:46am Amber gives Pao and Caleb a hug and says goodnight.. Pao continues working on Caleb, but to no avail.
Caleb: The only downfall with you is, if you stay, the next person who wants a strong competitor out, will put them up against you.. (about the comp) I guarantee, the competition (we practiced) will be 10 times harder that what we saw.. You may tap it just a little too hard and be off. They're giving everyone a chance to win.
And this concludes the Overnight Report.. Shhh.. The babies are sleeping...
See you in the comment section!