The Overnight Report

Good morning, BB Lovers!  Happy Wednesday!☺

I'm starting the Overnight Report a little early today, because.. I can't resist these HGs.  They're making the feeds so much fun!  They've made me fall in love with Big Brother all over again.  FYI - The Season Pass for the Live Feeds ends very soon, so if you want to take advantage of the best deal, the time is now.  The Season Pass is a one time charge, so there's no cancellation hassle.  As always, thank you very much for supporting BBDish by getting your live feeds via the links here.

Soo.. in the earlier part of the evening, Caleb took a too polite Amber on a date, Frankie was "Frank" all night, much to the delight of the women in the house..  Kissing Victoria at 10:15pm on Camera 3..

...then Brittany..  and then our little budding HayCole showmance got some hammock time..

11:24pm
Hammock
Camera 3
Hayden and Nicole

Nicole: We never ever kissed, or anything like that..
Hayden: It's a secret.  I wouldn't tell.  All the guys in this house love you.  You know that?

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Nicole: I don't care.  That's really ironic.
Hayden: You have the best personality in the house.
Nicole: That don't matter.  Looks matter.
Hayden: Look where looks have gotten everyone else.  Look where personality has gotten you.  It's gotten you a secret showmance.
Nicole: It' not a showmance.
Hayden: We just make out sometimes?
Nicole: Once.  I was delusional.
Hayden: This is a fun night.  I wanna cuddle with you.
Nicole: Me too.

Nicole: I can't stand Caleb.  I want him to go home.
Hayden: I want him to go home instead of Amber.
Nicole: Me too.  Me too. Me too.
Hayden: If I had to live with him in the jury house, I would contemplate offing myself.
Nicole: You make good moves in this game.. You're every person's favorite person in the house.

Hayden: I think our Hammock date should be over.
Nicole: Ok.
Hayden: See you later, babe.
Nicole: Don't call me babe.
Hayden: (laughs)


OK.. if you have the feeds and you want some good giggles, just let it run on camera 3 til midnight.. let's get to midnight and get this overnight report going!

12:00am
Camera 3
HoH

Cody: What the hell was that?!
Amber: Cody, I think Hayden's sending you a message.
ALL: hahaha!
Hayden: Oh, I didn't realize Derrick and Cody were right there.
Derrick: Do you realize that at any moment, if we wanted to, we could carry you out of here and throw you in the pool, and there's not a damn thing you could do about it?  Do you realize that?
Hayden: Do you realize that, Brittany?
Brittany: yes
Derrick: Do you know that?
Cody: Do you realize that too, Amber, cuz you're mouthin' off a little bit.
Amber: You better not throw me in any water because my hair is straight.

Cody: I like curly hair.  That's how I like it best.
Amber: You'll be blowin' it out and straightening it again tomorrow.

12:01am
Camera 2
Caleb is SO far out of the loop now, as a non-Detonator, he hasn't even been told that everyone's voting Brittany out. 

Caleb: We need to do the best thing for our game, and right now we're all split.
Frankie: We're not split, though.  Zach's voting her out.
Caleb: I don't know. 
Frankie: It's gonna be unanimous, except for you and Amber, if you go that way.
Caleb: That's what I mean..  if it's that way, it's not gonna happen.
Frankie: I'm tellin' you, that's what's gonna be.
Caleb: At the end of the day, if that's what it's gotta be, and I told Amber, don't vote stupid.

Frankie: That's what I think, but we'll see.  Zach is crazy.
Caleb: Yeah.
Frankie: Zach is crazy.

Caleb: Yeah, yeah..  He'll be the 1st one gone, when we hit the jury.  And it ain't no top 8.  He's gone.  I don't trust him to save my life.  I don't trust him at all.
Frankie: No.
Caleb: And you can't.  Because, when he got thrown under the bus, what did he do?  He threw all of us under the bus.
Frankie: Yeah, he's a lunatic. 

Frankie: I do think Brittany is clouding Amber's head though.  I really do.
Caleb: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, everything I know as a gay man, she is putting poison in that girl's.. I think the reason Amber's so paranoid is because Brittany's putting theories in her head..
Caleb: I agree.
Frankie: I feel like she's a meddler.
Caleb: You have a right to feel that way.  I believe Brit's going home.  She'll just have to detach.. We're not gonna go against what everyone else wants.  She thinks it' gonna be 5-5.
Frankie: Let her think that. She said she has Nicole and Christine's votes..
Caleb: That's nuts.

Caleb had a "date" with Amber earlier this evening, because she's too gracious to say no... He's telling Frankie he can't wait to meet her mother now..  and see her outside of the house where he can be who he is.  I'll be stepping away from the delusion now.

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12:06am
Camera 3
HoH
Hayden, Cody, Brit, Amber, Derrick, Jocasta

Cody: Amber, you tryin' to find something good on tv?
Amber: Yeah, there's nothing on.

 A long list of shout outs turns into hashtags worth transcribing..

Amber: #ThatsNotTrue #CodyIsASweetheart #Codyisagoodfriend #IJustLikeMessinWithCody
Cody: #AmbersLyinRightToCodysFace
Derrick: #AmberWentOnaDateTonightWhileCodySatByHimselfDrinkinBeer

All: ooohhhhh!!!!

Cody: #BadFriend
Amber: No! Hashtag Bad Friend because Cody let me go on a date.  Hashtag, Cody did not save me.  Hastag, Cody should have saved me.
Cody: Hashtag, Cody cares about his life. Hashtag, Cody Doesn't wanna die.
All: hehe
Derrick: Hashtag, "Special Forces"

Cody: Hashtag, I'm good where I'm at.  Hashtag, swag. Hashtag, Jersey Swag.


Derrick: They should let us have a slumber party just like this.
Brittany: Hashtag, Brittany always gets screwed in the Big Brother House.
Cody: Hashtag, What are we talkin' about getting screwed for?
Amber: Hashtag, getting screwed is what's supposed to happen while you're in the Big Brother House.
Hayden: Shout-out Cat Fight. Shout-out Fight over me. Shout-out, Fight on top of me.
Cody: Hashtag, Hayden stfu.   Hashtag, Brittany, you're still sleepin' on the floor. Hashtag, no  pillow, hashtag, no blanket, hashtag, enjoy your night's sleep.
**I wanna play!  Hashtag, unanimous votes to evict.

Amber: Hashtag, Cody's about to get bowed.
Cody: Hashtag, Bow jobs. Hashtags, I'm down!

12:13am
Frankie makes his entrance..

Frankie: It's meee! Yayyy!
Amber: Hashtag Frankie is back.

**Frankie was "Frank" from 9-12.

Derrick: Frankie, you're the only one who can confirm or deny this.  DId you or did you not get a full blown Bow Job from Brittany?
Brittany: Derrick! Stop! It was a joke, right.
Frankie: Well, it felt good to me. 
Jacosta: Hashtag, Brittany be fair.
Brittany: Hashtag, Jacosta shut up.
**Hashtag, all of you please drop the hashtags and just speak!
Derrick: Hashtag, Brittany, share the wealth.
Amber: Hashtag, Frankie  bending over.
Cody: Hashtag, wtf was that. Hashtag, Frankie why are you in that outfit?  Hashtag, I can see your bean bulge when you bend over.

Frankie gives a hip thrust, then heads into the bathroom.  This is ongoing, if you'd like to watch on flashback.

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12:14am
Camera 1
Hammock
Nicole, Zach, Victoria

Nicole: Just let it go. We have 2 days.
Zach: What are we gonna do about it though?
Nicole: Nothing.
Victoria: Can I just tell you something? Just now, the chess thing? I stayed up a lot longer than she did.. Who has a veto around their neck and who doesn't?

Nicole: You wanna call her out?
Victoria: I want you to call her out on Thursday.
Zach: We're sitting down at 5:45.  I wanna call her out at like 5:15.

Christine joins..

Christine: Who?
Zach: Brittany.  I'm gonna stand up and be like, "Ok, Brittany, you ready for this boom shaka laka in your mother f'in face, bitch?"  And I'm just gonna lay it down.

Victoria: Please do it.
Zach: I'm gonna be like, OK.. SO you told me Christine and Nicole aren't your target.  You told Victoria that Christine and Nicole are your target.  You told me that Victoria's your target.  Who the F*ck is your f'in target?  You're goin' home today, 10-0, and when you walk out that door, remember who f'in sent you home: Cody!

Christine: Don't do that!!  Imagine her face when it's 10-0 and she leaves!
Victoria: Yeah.. Don't do that..
Zach: OK.. What are we gonna do about the Amber situation?  Can I like play a prank on her or something?
Christine: Sure.  What do you wanna do?
Nicole: He wants to go up to her and say, everyone's talking about you..

Christine: Don't do that.. The more you talk, the more she follows you!
Zach: I need to do something.  It's getting out of control.
Christine: Just ask her why she wants Cody's D so much.
***!!
Zach: No, I'm gonna lie and say something to Caleb that'll make him like follow her around everywhere.
Nicole/Christine: Like what?
Nicole: Zach...
Zach: I need to do somethin'.  At this point, I'm pissed off.  I f'in hate Brittany, I hate Amber..

Victoria: Isn't it odd, Brittany's on the block, but she's telling everyone who her target is..
ALL: laugh..
Christine: I know! hahaha. Wait..  DId she tell you, me and Nicole are her target.
Victoria: Nods yes.
Christine: (throws her head back and laughs)

Nicole: But she's gonna throw the comp.
Zach: She told me that Victoria's her target.
Christine: oh my gosh! And she told me that you two (Zach and Victoria) were her targets.. Oh, this is too funny!
Zach; Funny, right?
Christine: Brit is such an idiot.

Zach: The check is written, cashed, the money's spent.  She's goin' home.
Christine: She's done.

This conversation is ongoing, much like the night.. 

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1:09am
Camera 3
Frankie and Amber

Amber: I am playin' my own game, still. I'm capable of getting just as far as anyone else in this house. And I can make deals with anyone I want.
Frankie: Exactly.
Amber: I just don't want the guys turning on me.
Frankie: I don't think they can.  When we have the numbers, it'll be 5 and 3.  We just have to get there.  Caleb never questions me TO me. 
Amber: I think it's just recently.  He's fine now.  You never know in this game if I can trust you fully.  I'm out there fighting for my game, and I do whatever it takes.  I need everyone to have my back that I'm carrying along the way.
Frankie: He lost his mind.. I feel like we have to be strong.  I have your back.  I have Caleb's back.  Obviously, they're scared of him. Until the time comes.. I have his back so big.. You're not a target.  No one sees you as a target.
**and here's how we're sure he's blowing smoke up her bum.. just in case she wins HoH on Thursday.   So, we're moving right along..

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1:13am
Camera 1 and 2
Jocasta and Derrick
BeeHive

Jocasta: But I know I have to win to stay.
Derrick: I don't wanna say too much, but if I win HoH, you will not be goin' on the block.  I have a different plan in mind. I know I get crazy.  Everyone gets scared of my plans..
Jocasta: hehehe
Derrick: But you're not part of the plan.
Jocasta: Mastermind?

Derrick: I do have a plan, and I think it might work, but it'll change up some things.  I like Cody.  He's one of the few people in the house I trust, and I think me n him are on the same page.  He's a good kid.  He's got a good heart.  It's tough.  It's tough-tough.
Jocasta: Hopefully I'll get to hang in with you, Derrick.
Derrick: You will.  You just have to win HoH and guarantee your own safety.

Skipping ahead a bit, Jocasta confirms to Derrick that she will be voting to evict Brittany.


1:15am Skippy flips Camera 2 to the Hammock...

Zach: I like your hair straight, Amber.  I think you look like Rihanna.  I think you're hotter than Rihanna.
Amber: What?!
Zach: Yeah. You are.
**This is after he just spent a good amount of time trashing Amber with Christine, who said how sick she is of everyone constantly telling Amber how gorgeous she is.

Amber sits down between Zach's legs on the pillow.

Zach: Woah.. we don't wanna make Caleb jealous.
Amber: Oh my gosh.. I'm not going to.

She begins swinging Christine on the Hammock..

Amber: Are we going to bed anytime soon?
Christine: mm mm I'm not tired, are you?
Amber: Yes!
Christine: You are?
Amber: No, I'm glad you're not going to bed any time soon.

Christine: Who's upstairs now?
Amber: Just Brittany and Cody.  I left.
Christine: You didn't wanna hang out for their makeout session?
Zach: Yeah, they're definitely making out right now..

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1:16am
Camera 3
HoH
Frankie, Brittany and Cody

Frankie: It's rough...
Cody: Who's that?  Come in, Hayden, you jock strap.

Hayden bursts into the room, gladiator style. 

Then Zach comes to the door.

Hayden: (voice) What is da password?
Zach: Wienerschnitzel.
Hayden: Wah, He knows the password!! Ve should let him in..
Cody: hehe

Hayden opens the door, and present his sword.  Zach and Christine enter.

Hayden: I'm so jacked up on goldfish right now, it's not even funny.

Christine: I missed you!

Brittany: He just put me on the block so we can bond.
*headdesk

Zach: Oh! Christine, I remember what I was gonna tell you.  I'll tell you later.
Brittany: Don't do that!
Zach; What?
Brittany: (singsongy) I got a secret, I'll tell you later..
Zach: It's not a secret.
Brittany: Why even announce it?
Zach: We were just talkin' together. What?  We can't have a personal conversation?
Brittany: (glares)
Christine: It's not about anybody in this room.
Hayden: Alright, you guys suck.  I'm gonna go put on another show.

1:18am
Zach is on the HoH Couch.  He spies Amber on the screen, says sarcastically, "Amber, you're so pretty, come up here," then he toots with great volume, and jumps off the couch, looking at it accusingly..

Zach: What the F was that?  What the F was that?!
All: hahahaa
Zach: Farting spiders?!  I thought we had an ant problem!

Cody: Oh my Gah..
Christine: That was so funny! Perfect timing, everything.


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1:45am
Cam 1
BeeHive
Derrick, Jocasta and Amber..


Topic: Caleb

Derrick: I know you're from Tennessee, but you don't live there right?  You live in L.A.? I think you're good.  I don't think you're leading him on..
Jocasta: I just always tell him, Well, you have to know that you can't make all these assumptions, because I know how you feel, but it's not my place to tell him.
Amber: I know.. But this is also a game, and I can't..  I also don't wanna rub him the wrong way to where..
Derrick: I think what you're doin' right now is perfect.

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Cam 3
Pool Table
Hayden, Frankie, Zach
Brittany, Christine

Playing and eating..  and excessive cheering.. and the biggest burp to ever come out of a woman (Brittany)

1:50aBrittany gets called to the DR, giving those gathered the opportunity to talk about her, finally.. Cody comes outside..

Frankie: Are we sleeping upstairs with you?
Cody: Yeah, sure, why not?
Frankie: Didn't know if you'd made other arrangements.

Hayden: So Brittany said she was going after 7 different people today.
Christine: mm hmm But I believe just what she told me. I truly believe it.

Zach: No, I believe solely what she told me.
Hayden: No, I believe what she said to me.  I believe solely what she told me, therefor she is staying.
Zach: She's only going after Victoria..
Hayden: She's going after Victoria, Zach, Christine, Nicole.. um.. who else?
Zach: She even told me, she's gonna throw the HoH competition.
Christine: She told Nicole that too.

Hayden: She told me that she would let me control her nominees, if she was HoH.
Zach: Yeah..
Frankie: Are you serious?
Zach: She told me that too!
Hayden: She was like, whatever it takes.
Frankie: She is literally the worst player on the planet.
Christine: She is the stupidest player on this planet.
Zach: Yeah, and that's why she's going home 10-0.
Christine: mm hmm
Frankie: mm hmm
**So.. All the bloggers get Wednesday and Thursday off?  Thanks, BB! #Kidding


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2am
Backyard
Same crew re Caleb, then back to Brittany.

Christine: Amber could go to his face and say, " f'ing hate your guts" and he'd be like, "when's our next date?"
ALL: hahaha

Frankie: I can't believe Brittany thinks she's staying.
Zach: I know.. It's hilarious.
Hayden: She said to me that she already had 4 votes, and I was like, who the f*k do you have a vote from? No one wants you here.

Skippy flips camera 3 up to HoH
2am
Derrick and Cody

Cody: I trust her (Amber), but I don't know where she's at. Brittany ran back to Amber and said that.  I called Brittany out outside.  I was like, why are you stirrin' the pot?  What are you doin'?  I was like, Why would you say what me and you talked about, mentioning Amber?  I never said, why did you say to Amber what me and you talked about. Honestly, I might've, might not have, but I told Amber, I was like, honestly, Amber, I didn't say that.  I pretty much said, why are you stirrin' the pot? I'm tryin' to help you, and it gets back to me that our conversation wasn't just between the 2 of us.  Then Brittany said, "I didn't know it was supposed to be," but she pretty much put hand in hand that it was Amber.
Derrick: Of course.
Cody: But then she went to Amber and said, "Cody said you said told him.." Amber comes to me.
Derrick: hehehe
Cody: I'm f'in dealin' with this shit again.  I spin it off sayin' exactly that.  I said, "Amber, she's better than you think she is.  She's very smart and she's very manipulative, and she's good at changing the words around."
Derrick: She is.
Cody: I was like, Amber, I did not say that you said that to me.. I said that it got back to me, that you're already talking about what we talked about, and she said to me, "Well, I didn't know it was supposed to be kept quiet," and i was like, it was a conversation between her and I in the HoH room, so why would you go and tell people?
Derrick: Yup.
Cody: I was like, Amber, she's playing you.  You have a good heart.  Honestly, I hate the it's non-stop flipflop from you.  Dude, as soon as Caleb's gone, I'll throw her on the block. I'm so tired of this.
Derrick: She's cockblockin' so hard man.  I was in there havin' a great conversation with Jacosta..

This conversation is ongoing.. They have now both spoken to Jacosta, without, they believe, revealing their alliance to her.

Derrick: I think you're smoothed out with Donny now too.
Cody: If it's a 10-0 vote, I'm clear.  The only reason I'm doing the flirty thing with her is to keep everything smooth for eveybody.

They decide Caleb has to go first, before Amber, because he will be scarily driven by rage otherwise.  And.. Cody is livid about Zach.

Derrick: Don't forget, he's the one who originally blew up the bomb squad. My goodbye message to him: You did this to yourself.
Cody: Mine?  "You're a clown, you f'd yourself."

Cody: So many people trust you, so many people trust me..
Derrick: We're kind of under the radar too.
Cody: I think I'm goin' up next week.
Derrick: That's part of the paranoia.  The only way it'll kill us is if it's me and you, next to each other.

 2:08am Brittany comes in.. 
Brittany: Cody get up! Derrick get up! This could be my last night hanging out!


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2:30am

Britany: I'm just tired of talking about it.. and hearing about it.  I just hope I can wear heels on the way out.
Derrick: Either way..
Brittany; I don't wanna go home before Victoria.  That's what kills me.
Derrick: If you finish 5th or 3, it doesn't make a difference.. 

Talk turns to Jeff and the Clown Shoe..

Derrick: No one is safe in this game.
Brittany: But it's how all you guys are voting together.. Everybody wanted Donny gone.  That's what I'm not understanding. They think he's sneaky, they don't know who he is..
Derrick:   Everybody's gonna go home, with the exception of 2 people.  The order doesn't matter.

2:45am
Quad
HoH

Cody is concerned he has psoriasis on his back.  Brittany's rubbing something into it.

Derrick thinks it's sun spots.  Cody says it runs in his family, and he's worried it'll get worse as he ages, but so far, he's been very lucky and had only very minor tiny outbreaks.. 

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2:59am
Camera 1
Bathroom
Frankie, Derrick, Jocasta, Amber and Hayden are getting ready for bed.

Derrick: Is she sleepn' up there?
Frankie: Yes.
Jocasta: That's not a good idea.
Derrick: It goes back to what you and I were talking about the other night: perception.
Frankie: This entire game is about perception.
Amber: I already hate sleeping in the Rock Room with guys.. no offense.
Frankie: It doesn't matter what the truth it, it matters what it looks like.

Derrick: Zach said, are you sleepin up here, and she said no.
**she, Brittany, is currently sleeping with Cody and Zach in HoH

Frankie is displaced, and will be bunking with Jocasta tonight.
**if you're on irony alert, Jocasta was saying just the other night that Victoria should not be in a bed with Frankie, because a man is a man, and as a married woman, she would never.

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4:00am
Camera 3 and 4
Come outside and go to the Hammock
Victoria and Derrick

Victoria: I can't sleep, because Brittany is telling everyone that I am her target..and that she wants me gone.  And that I'm not deserving to be here.
Derrick: She's going home.
Victoria: I don't care.. She's talking mad crap on me.. to everyone.. every one.
**the sleepier she is, the more I can hear her translating directly in her head. hehe. I wish you could all hear it in Hebrew. ☺

Derrick: She didn't say nothin' to me.
Victoria: It's killing her that 's shes going home before me.
Derrick: Did she say that?
**to YOU, she said that. lol
Victoria: Yeah, she goes, I don't care if  I don't make it to jury.  I do not want to leave before Victoria.  That's what she keeps saying.  And I am more deserving to be here.. and I think it's a fashion show..
Derrick: Why does it matter?
Victoria: Because, Christine told me, for a second, I was actually believing her, because she's a pretty good convincer.  Who knows now who she's convincing to put me on the block?
Derrick: She'll be gone.  It wont matter.
Vic: Her game right now is revolving around me.  That's pathetic.  But to me she says other things.  She goes, "If I leave, don't trust anyone but Cody and Derrick, and bla bla bla.."  Bitch, go f*ck yourself. I hate you.
Derrick: Your mom's gonna be so mad at you.
Vic: She is.  But who is Brit to talk about me like that?
Derrick: Did you already do your goodbye message to her?
Vic: Yeah, I'm redoing it tomorrow.  Like, it was bad.. but it wasn't bad enough.

Victoria is deeply offended..

Derrick: Bottom line is, she's leaving.  What do you gain by saying anything to her?
Victoria: My dignity and pride, that she knows I have a mouth and I'm not gonna take shit from her. That's what I have to gain.
Derrick: But this isn't real life.  It's a game.

This is ongoing.. Skipping ahead to 4:14am

Derrick: She's going home.. So why are you even wasting your breath, your time, your energy?
Victoria: Because I wanted to know if she told you that.
Derrick: She never did.
*she did.
Derrick: I'm kinda just here, relaxin', enjoying it as it comes.
Victoria: She's like,  I don't even know my game.
Derrick: You're horrible.

Victoria: I just want to shove this PoV around her face.  hehehe!  That sentence didn't make much sense.  Derrick, I'm portrayed as the ditzy one.
Derrick: You think so?
Victoria: Yes.

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4:30am
Derrick is now in bed, and Victoria finally makes her way there too..

Sweet dreams, house guests.  May they take you far outside the walls of CBS Radford...  This concludes the Overnight Report. ☺  Thank you for being a part of the dish!

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