Morning in the BB 10 House
Wakey Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain us! The wake up music is Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. BB's been playing the whole song (about 3 minutes so far) and not a one of them has done more than roll over.
We go straight from the theme music into the sound of a dial tone, then a number being punched in and a ringing phone... Nobody's moving.
9:40am BBT - fishies!
They're up! Keesha's sitting outside on the red couch, quiet.
Michelle's grousing about something to Olie in the bathroom, while they brush their teeth. April enters.
Keesha, Dan, Ollie, Michelle
Keesha's teasing Dan about his shorts turning green from the chlorine...
Jerry whispers to Ollie...
Everyone's doing their morning routines... We haven't seen Renny yet.
Backyard - Couch
Keesha, Ollie, Memphis
Jerry sits down. Memphis gets up. Ollie's so quiet, he's fading into the furniture. Jerry makes small talk with Keesha while she has her coffee. He's talking, she's mm hmm'ing.
Talk turns to weight loss and exercise, and Keesha chastises herself for being so lazy in the house. Jerry says he's more tired today than normal...
BB: Ollie, please go to the Diary Room.
Ollie gets up to go in.
Jerry: They're gonna start early today...
Light splashing noises... It sounds like someone is in the pool, but we can't see who...
Jerry: I might sleep all day today. I'm really tired. I've been on slop for 3 weeks, every day but 2 days... It's getting to me.
Keesha: I wonder if they'd let me trade with you.
Jerry: I don't think so, baby.
Keesha: They wouldn't let me, huh? It never hurts to ask. You need to eat and I need to diet.. It's perfect.
Jerry: I just can't get over how much weight you can lose on it.. I've lost almost 10 pounds this week.
Jerry: (hollers) What's goin' on out in that world?!
April's doing her makeup in the downstairs bathroom.
Backyard - Couch
Michelle & Jerry
Pleasant chatter about slop, sleep, pigeons, anything that comes to mind...
Keesha rejoins. Michelle says the DRs getting pickups for the show tonight... BB chastises her.
Keesha: What is today, guys? Day...
Keesha: August 19th.
Jerry: Morning's are pleasant here.
Keesha: Yes they are. I always take my dog out first thing...
Keesha tells a story about a friend's cute dog... and dog-sitting for 3 at once. Michelle's doing baby talk about missing her animals...
Michelle & Keesha
Dan comes out, doing his best Skippy impersonation.
Dan: Hey girls! I'm havin' a pool party! Wanna come! The whole neighborhood's gonna be there! Make sure to bring your floaties and sunscreen.
Michelle: Why do you got that stuff on your nose?
Dan: Cuz we're havin' a pool party!
Keesha: What time?
Dan: About 90 minutes from now... Hey Robert! We're having a pool party. Gonna be a whale of a time!
Michelle: (undertone) Whale of a time...
Keesha: He's cute.
Dan steps away. The girls start fantasizing about the jury house being in Hawaii. Neither of them have ever been, but they'd both love to go. Michelle's heard it's terribly expensive.. just the food alone. Keesha recommends looking it up online...
Dan: I wonder if we can put the billiard balls in the pool and be like, Treasure at the bottom of the ocean!
April & Ollie
BB: You are not allowed to talk about production
April: Sorry! We were just curious who was in there. We liked him.
Ollie: He was nice.
BB: You are not allowed...
Couch - Michelle, Ollie, Keesha
Talking about the movie Joe's Apartment... They move on to other movies...
Off Camera in the backyard - Memphis & Dan
Bathroom - April fixing her hair.
Renny has joined.
Jerry has rejoined.
Talk is about divorce law in Texas... Jerry says you have to be together 10 years til you get a settlement.. Jerry says that in Texas, after 10 years, the divorce settlement includes future income.
Dan, Renny, Ollie, Keesha, Jerry, Michelle, Memphis
Dan's playing in the pool. Everyone else is on the couch.
Renny (to Ollie): Are you doing swimming today?
Ollie: No, I wont be going in the pool today.
April comes outside.
Renny (to April): Ooh, Your hair looks pretty!
Keesha goes inside. Ollie's grumpy...
April and Ollie are talking quietly, being miserable together. Ollie's grumpy about the whole situation.
April: (whisper) Jerry was talking last night about getting Memphis out. We should tell Memphis that... that he's the next target. If I have to f'in hear Jerry one more time in this house.. He's just vulgar.. so f'ing vulgar...
Jerry walked in on her while she was using the toilet, not peeing.
April: Then he tries to play it off to slop, saying he's been on it 27 days.. I'm like, no you haven't, you motherf'er.. You had 2 feasts... Then he starts talking about age discrimination.. and then sh*tting.. Gross!.. I almost told them in the DR, I'm so tired of him. I scrubbed every dish last night... I'm so tired of him. Jerry's slop pan is still sitting there from last night.. how do people live like that? I know they stuck me in this house so I can freak out about things like that...
Meanwhile, outside, everyone's laughing and having a nice time.. The birds are back.
Michelle & Dan are chatting.
Renny & Keesha are walking the yard.
April & Ollie
April: You have to be careful.. They're already associating you with Jerry. You can't let him follow you around.
Ollie: I don't care. They can suck my ----.
Ollie's saying he wants to figure out how to keep April in the house.
- Renny's went inside for a moment, then came back.
- Keesha's still walking, chatting a little with Dan, who's in the pool.
- Ollie & April are tearing everyone in the house to pieces in the 80s room.
- Michelle's gone inside to change into her bathing suit.
Dan's calling out to the world, asking them to talk to him... "Come on.. You wont get in trouble.. I can hear you playing with your tools.. "
Renny & Keesha laugh... then they start talking about Ollie's behavior.
Keesha: He said he's never swimming again. That's pathetic.
Keesha goes on to say how he's ridden April's coat tails the entire game and hasn't done a thing. Michelle comes back outside... Renny and Keesha talk a little more quietly.
Renny: I'm so excited she's leaving.
Keesha: Me too. They're just all pouting around.
Renny: Get over it. I'm so sick of her throwing things away from the fridge. Imagine if she got Hoh? Sayonara baby.
Renny: I can't wait to go to Diary Room. (laughs) I need some laughter. That's the best medicine.
They walk another lap...
Renny: I can't stand her f'ing attitude.
Keesha: Me too. She can bite my ass.
Renny (laughs) I know when I get home, my kids are gonna love you.
Still walking laps, Keesha talks to Memphis, who's now in the jacuzzi.. They're making fun of Ollie for saying he'll never get in the pool again.
Keesha: If you wanna see her so bad, we'll gladly evict you next week.
Renny & Keesha, cont'd
Renny: Jerry was saying to me, it's getting down to the time where you're gonna have to give up one of your own.. meaning you...
Keesha: I'll use that line when I nominate him next week.. Sorry Jery, i had to give up one of my own.
Keesha: He's quite the little jerk, man.
Renny: He's nasty.
Keesha: Yes he is. he'll turn on anyone in an instant.
Renny: You think you can trust him...
Keesha: ..and then he says something like that...
Renny: Ya can't trust anybody in here...
Keesha: Well I trust you..
Renny: They're gonna put our backs up against a wall... you'll see.
Keesha: Not if I can help it.
Renny: Well, I'll go down fightin'
Ollie comes out and makes quick work of the jump rope.. Everyone's impressed. April's outside now too...
Renny: Damn, Ollie!
Renny & Keesha
Whispering about the next HoH... and Jerry...
Renny: Look out for the colonel. He's a snake in the grass.
Keesha: I'll tell ya what. None of them stand a chance if you're still in here and I get it.
Renny: You know what he's tellin em though.. You need to break those bitches up.
Keesha: I need to talk to you. Let's go upstairs...
Renny gives Keesha the HoH key and says she'll go in in just a minute...
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