The Overnight Report: Wake Up Call Edition
Good Morning, Big Brother lovers! Happy Thursday and Happy Live Show Day!
It's finally here. The question is, will Operation Mutiny keep it together long enough to make it happen? If it does, and I believe it will, the live feeds are going to absolutely explode tonight.
Big Brother's been torturing the HGs all night long, with the wake up calls sent in by the fans. As of 3:10am, it's still going on, but Michelle and Jessie are the only HGs still visibly reacting every time. Renny is so unperturbed, she's snoring... or is that Ollie?
3:17am BBT - there goes another round. If you're up, turn on your feeds. It's funny stuff. 3:27am BBT.. and another round. 3:37am BBT another... 3:47am BBT another...
I can't help but notice a few "Wakey, Wakey's" in the recorded messages, and I'm wondering if some are from dishers. You've gotta write and let me know if yours got through!
And here's the overnight report...
Libra, Keesha, Dan & Memphis
Libra: April's in there reading the bible. She's nervous.
Dan: The fact that they don't know will make for better tv tomorrow. I think Jerry's gonna be the most mad at me out of anyone.
Libra: Jerry can kiss my ass.
Memphis: I wonder if Jerry's gonna try to be nice to me once it's all said and done.
Libra: Michelle's gonna cry.
Backyard - Couch
Renny, Memphis, Libra, Dan & Keesha
Dan: (to Renny) I knew you would be worried, because I was upstairs listening to April's music. Why do you doubt me so much? I trust you guys. I don't get paranoid.
Libra: That makes me feel good.
Dan: If.. When the vote goes as planned tomorrow, then will you trust me?
Libra tells Memphis about April's never ending car references.
Libra: "Not to be greedy, but he does have a car"
Renny: Yeah... Well she has a bunch of gold bars up her butt.
A bit more chatter, then Renny reads our minds, almost.
Renny: The tv viewers are on the edge of their seats waiting to see what happens tomorrow.
- ***Actually, Renny, the tv only's don't have the slightest clue. AGP decided not to show them much of anything that went down before the PoV comp, so they are completely ignorant of Operation Mutiny. As far as they know, the whole house will vote as one again this week.
***Now, the live feed viewers? We're on the edge of our seats, and we have been since right before the PoV Ceremony started!
Dan & Keesha
Keesha tells Dan she feels badly for Jerry, because they (April, Ollie, etc) are just using him, and they'll get rid of him without a second thought.
Dan: I know it's gonna take a while for them (Renny & Libra) to trust me.
Keesha, Dan, Libra, April
Keesha's wrapping herself again, so Dan leaves. He can't condone this.
April comes in. Everyone agrees they are very ready for tomorrow to finally be here, so they can start another week. Polite conversation follows.
April: (to Libra) Did you have a good birthday?
Libra: I did. I'm just glad it was uneventful, in terms of house drama... And I got to be on the Craig Ferguson show!
Backyard - Couch
Jerry & Ollie
Michelle & Jessie are playing pool nearby.
Jerry: There is no way Dan will vote for Memphis to stay. He promised me that he'd do what April wanted. If Dan goes against me, I'm going to take his f'ing cross and shove it up his ass!
Ollie: Shhh... you're whispering a little too loud.
Jerry: I don't like Libra. Never have.
Ollie: We just have to wait and see what plays out.
Ollie & Jerry head inside. Ollie goes up to HoH.
Meanwhile, we hear Jessie tell Michelle that "Ollie is pissed! He told me he wants to put up Dan & Libra, if he wins HoH."
FYI - Throughout the evening, all the HGs have been getting called in to the Diary Room to do their goodbye messages.
Ollie & April
Ollie and April bash Jerry. After a couple minutes, they move on and bash Keesha a bit.
April tells Ollie that Keesha and Libra pulled her into the spa room to "make sure" of what her decision was, in terms of who she wanted to evict.
April: It's this kind of stuff that makes me think they're going to change their vote. I'm gonna pull Dan aside and remind him that my choice is to get Memphis out.
Talk turns to trust...
April: I'll join up with Jessie when he proves himself to me. So far, only I've proven myself.
Ollie: Jessie says he's thinking of putting up Libra and Dan.
April: Only thinking??
Ollie: I think he'll do it.
Dan & Renny
Dan is showering.
Dan: My hair's getting so big, it's becoming the 14th house guest.
Libra comes in. The three of them joke around a bit.
Ollie & April
Ollie's trying to get April's mind off the game and under the covers. He kisses her and compliments her, but she's not ready to be sidetracked just yet. She's watching the HoH spy screen.
April: I made that cake (for Libra) with love, but I know they're talking crap about me!
Ollie & April
Ollie: I'm ready for some spice in the game.
- ***Be careful what you wish for, Ollie.
Ollie: Nobody's been backdoored. No one's used a PoV.
April: I would never use a PoV, unless it was to save you, but everyone would expect that.
Ollie: It's our last night in HoH. It's been fun. We should should move our beds together when we go back downstairs.
April: We aren't allowed to move the furniture.
12:15 - 12:30am BBT
Keesha & Renny
Waiting outside the DR Door
Dan's in the Diary Room, and Renny's by the door waiting to scare him when he comes out. She's got panty hose pulled over her face like a criminal. Dan opens the door, and she scares him to bits.
Dan: If you need further proof we are surrounded by crazy people, there's your proof.
Keesha and Renny crack up.
BB: Renny, please come to the Diary Room.
It's definitely punchy time with the HGs tonight. Right after midnight, everyone downstairs gets into the act trying to scare each other... Even Jerry gets into it, scaring Libra.
Keesha & Memphis make Renny their scare target. They both get dressed up, then Memphis gets under Keesha's bed to hide. When Libra walks in and sees Memphis on the ground, she screams, so they get bonus scare points on that one. Dan gets in on this one too.
They turn out the lights in the Hippie Room, and they wait for Renny to come back in. Renny comes in in the dark. Memphis screams. Renny screams. Dan screams. Renny screams some more. They got her good.
A minute later, Jerry, in an afro wig and a face mask, jumps in the room from the side door and screams. He gets em all. Everyone screams and laughs.
Keesha, Renny, Libra
Everyone's calmed down now, and they're ready for bed and telling each other goodnight.
Michelle & Jessie
Michelle: I don't wanna think about it. I don't wanna jinx it. I just want it so bad.
Jessie hears someone coming and remarks to Michelle that whoever it is is just using the bathroom as a ploy to pass by and see who's talking to who in here.
Jessie: I should close the door. That'll gettem talking.
Michelle: No, don't!
Turns out it's Dan. He comes in and chats a bit.
Around the house...
- Dan & Jerry are in their beds in the 80s Room.
- Keesha, Renny & Libra are in their beds in the Hippie Room.
- Ollie & April are in bed in the HoH Room.
- Jessie & Michelle are in the Spa Room.
- Not sure about Memphis.
The Wake Up calls begin! The HGs are not happy campers. Everyone gets up out of bed again. There's no point trying to sleep right now. Over the next several minutes, most of them gather in the living room... All except April and Ollie.
Libra: This is mental freaking torture.
Keesha's creeped out by the distorted voices.
Jerry: Can I get some earplugs?
Michelle: BB did this during All Stars. It's not gonna stop all night.
Libra: Someone's on the internet right now wondering if their wake-up call's been played.
The Wake-up calls are coming in 5 minute intervals. We'll indent and italicize the calls for you, so they're easily identifiable.
The Slop Song:
- Slop is good for you...Slop is good for you..Slop is good for you--oooo (Then a spit noise with a sniff ) Peee Yhew.. Slop is good for you...Slop is good for you..Slop is good for you-ooo.. It''ll make ya poo..slop is good for you..Yeee Haaa!
Up in HoH, Ollie thinks the voices aren't real fans. He claims it must be production. April corrects him and tells him they did it during AllStars, and it is real fans.
- Ron From Oregon..This is Sgt 1st Class Sandler...MOVE IT, Get UP..Let's go! Colonel!! Get them kids out of bed..Woo Ahhh..Let's GO (Bells ringing..)
Everyone but Ollie & April
Jerry: I can't sleep through this.
Renny: I'm gonna listen to one more then go back to my bed.
Keesha: It's scary. It's like we have like stalkers calling in.
Memphis: I'm gonna go to sleep dreaming about people yelling.
Jerry puts Kleenex in his ears. Renny dances to some of the wake-up calls.
Dan: Are you that twisted? They are that twisted.
Michelle: They picked every 5 mins? Why?! Why!!!?
Jerry: Mean & Nasty.
Michelle: OMG I can't believe they picked every 5 f-ing mins..
Libra: At least they gave All Stars every 15.
Keesha: I'm shaking. I don't like that sh*t, man. Not at all. It reminds me of haunted houses.
Libra: We can't go to sleep..
Dan: At least we get some entertainment. (Dan looks into camera) Thanks for the entertainment..
Renny offers to make coffee for anyone staying up. The HG's suspect that production is behind the walls laughing at them.
Jerry is having some coffee. Dan is still amused and good-natured about the whole thing.
Dan: Can we please have some more songs?
Keesha: Shut up, Dan.
Libra, Keesha, and Renny head back to the Hippie Room. Keesha wants to keep the lights on. The distorted voices are really scaring her.
Libra: I hope they are getting everything they want, son of a biscuit eaters.
Keesha: I feel like I'm a freaking mental patient.
Jessie, Michelle, Jerry
The rest of the HGs are back in bed.
Jerry can't sleep with all the noise, even with the tissue paper in his ears, so he has some more coffee. Michelle breaks the fourth wall and speaks directly to America.
Michelle: America, are you happy? Is this what you wanted? Look what you are making Jerry do at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Jerry: How can they enjoy watching an old man suffer?
Jerry decides to wait a few more minutes. If he doesn't hear another wake up call, he is going to try to sleep, but first, a little bravado...
Jerry: Bring it on!! I'm ready to party!
Jessie & Michelle
Jessie: Do you know them all in order?
Michelle: We have all night to think about them.
Jessie: I don't know how people can sleep though this. Are you a light sleeper? If someone (an intruder) comes walking though the house, I'll jump them.
Jessie & Michelle, cont'd
More wake up calls...
Jessie and Michelle are the only ones still out of their beds. Everyone is laying in their beds, trying unsuccessfully to sleep. Keesha gives up, gets up and joins Jessie and Michelle for a couple minutes.
Keesha: Everyone is sleeping. Renny is even snoring. I don't understand how anyone could sleep though all this.
Jessie is in and out, doing his laundry.
Keesha: I feel like I'm always on edge in this freakin' place, anyway. Now this?
Michelle: Woulda' been nice if some of the calls came from family.
Keesha goes back to bed.
Jessie & Michelle
Jessie and Michelle are still awake in the dark. Jessie mouths "F off" to the camera. He whispers something to Michelle making sign language motions.
Michelle is the only HG left who appears truly tortured by the whole thing...
Every time a new call sounds, she bolts upright in bed.
Jessie & Michelle are still awake. Every new call jolts Michelle... every time.. until they finally stop.
- Ron From Oregon This is Sgt 1st Class Sandler...MOVE IT, Get UP..Let's go! Colonel!! Get them kids out of bed..Woo Ahhh..Let's GO (Bells ringing..)
Male Voice: Good Morning. This is Dr. Wess calling. Sorry to wake up you so early, but could you call us back? We seem to have misplaced a pair of scissors, a couple clamps and a few other tools after your surgery last week. Just let us know if you have any trouble getting through airport security. Thanks so much.
(Multiple singers) Slop song:
Slop is good for you...Slop is good for you..Slop is good for you--oooo (Then a spit noise with a sniff ) Peee Yhew.. Slop is good for you...Slop is good for you..Slop is good for you-ooo.. It''ll make ya poo..slop is good for you..Yeee Haaa!
The Calling of the pigs. Dinner is served. SUEY! SUEY! SUEY!!! (FISHIES)
- Female Voice: Houseguests!! What are ya doing??!!! It's time to wake up. Wakey, Wakey, Apple Cakey!
Creepy Distorted Chipmunk Voices:
Wake up! Quick! Quick! Quick!
There is something going on in the other room..HaHaHa
Feed the fish, feed the fish, feed the fish..
Someone's in the bathroom, Who? Who? Who?
Wake up, everybody. Wake up HG's.
Time to go to the living room..
Wake up! This is for you!
The "Meet me in the kitchen" song.
Wakey wakey..chop chop..Meet me in the kitchen...
ABBA's on the radio!
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Bring it! Bring it!
Meet me in the kitchen.
ABBA's on the radio, let's dance...oh yeah oh yeah.
Meatballs, meatballs, meatballs in the kitchen.
Kids Screaming: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Pots and Pans Banging
Male Voice: Evel Dick's in the kitchen again! Better wake up and see what he wants this time!
Crying Male Voice:
Why don't you call me?? Did you get the messages? I thought you loved me??
Is there someone else?? Fine! I can do better than you. Just call me! Just call me, please!
Mercifully, the 3:30am wake up calls were the last round for the HGs. Even so, Dan's still got a pillow over his head, Keesha's restless, and movement can be heard around the house.
All the HGs appear to be sleeping now...
As of 7:33am BBT, all of the HGs are sleeping soundly... and this concludes the overnight report!