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Saturday, August 9, 2008

World War III, a poem

World War III
by Noni

We're here and waiting all of us,
Anticipating the awful fuss.
The votes are in and Jessie's out,
Houseguests all begin to shout.

Libra, Keesha, April screaming,
Memphis sitting there and beaming.
A telling smile lurks upon his lips,
While our dear Danny Jerry rips.

It's time for World War Three in Big Brother land,
IT's time for Michelle to take her stand.
She'll pick her targets carefully,
I hope April's one we shall see.

Poor Dan, sweet Dan he's gone to bed,
With a pillow on his head.
It's not his fault, that we can see,
Don't yell at him, just let him be.

Where will April and Ollie screw?
Without HoH the places are few.
I hope that Jerry spills the beans,
Then we'll see how the household leans.

I can't wait to see their faces,
When back home they see the places,
That the camera caught their fling,
And the embarrassment it will bring.

Poor Jessie never did suspect,
That it was he they would eject.
On the early show he'll see,
That America picked him to be,
The very next houseguest voted out,
Home he goes to sit and pout.

Here at the dish we're all excited,
Not just that we're all delighted.
The house has been turned upon its head,
The houseguests all are seeing red.

Poor Carolyn just can't keep up,
With all that's happening she needs a cup,
Of her steaming Cuban brew,
To keep her going there's much to do.

Reporter X is there to lend a hand,
The Dishchicks had it so well planned.
All of us here at BB dish,
Send you girls a hug and kiss.

For the latest here we run,
For without you it would be no fun.
And to those who comment here,
We speak our minds and have no fear.

Gaytor types with tongue in cheek,
Other dishers gossip leak.
Jane offers us her wise analysis,
Rarely the point does she ever miss.

Genie makes us all a giggle,
Mike in Bama makes us wiggle,
At his pictures which are so hot,
Oh, that six pack that he's got.

Beorn, we wait for you to write,
That first bestseller you are so bright,
And so talented that we know,
Someday to Borders we shall go.

And all the rest too many to name,
Everyone's here to follow the game.
Who Do you think will finally win,
To feeds, to Dish we will tune in.

Together all us big Brother fans,
No, addicts we are, oh yes we can,
Not deny it for you see,
We all are hooked so let us be.




Anonymous DebinNY said...

Love the poem!

August 9, 2008 at 5:35 AM  
Blogger GaYToR said...

NONI! That was fabulous! You may be published and have your book right next to Beorn's.

Thank you Carolyn for saving that for a 'surprise.' I knew it had to be good when you said that yesterday.

I'm blushing that I was included. As I have said, I am always happy when people appreciate my tongue in cheek. I like it better when a man appreciates my tongue in other places. :-0

Now I'm off to check ReporterX for ticks, while I await the "Overnight."


August 9, 2008 at 5:40 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Good Morning :)

Hi Deb in NY :) Glad you loved it. Me too! What an honor!

Hi GayTor :) hehehe.. worth the wait, no? I thought about writing an introduction for it, but I decided it definitely had the legs to stand alone. ;)

August 9, 2008 at 5:43 AM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

Carolyn, goog morning. Thank you for publishing the poem! Noni, wonderful!!! You are so talented and hit it all so well.

August 9, 2008 at 5:50 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

G'morning, Rhonda :) How could I not?

August 9, 2008 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger Genie Sea said...

Noni! Splendid poem woman! Loved it. Gave me my morning smile :) Thank you so much for including me. I am honored! :) Hugs.

August 9, 2008 at 6:16 AM  
Anonymous patti said...


Awesome job Noni! This place is so full of talented and wonderful people..........

*we are family* :):):)

August 9, 2008 at 6:31 AM  
Anonymous Katie said...

that was an amazing poem! i absolutely love it!!

August 9, 2008 at 6:47 AM  
Blogger CakeGirl5 said...

Good Morning All!

Noni - That was awesome! You are sooo talented!

Just wanna say this site is the absolute best - where else can you catch up on what you missed given play by play and with such fabulous comments from some very interesting people! I have laughed so much from reading comments at this site that I have started wearin DEPENDS!
Did you know that laughter is very good therapy?!

**Shout out to Gaytor - You crack me up the most you are a RIOT!!! **

Well that's my 2 cents worth - ;)

August 9, 2008 at 6:47 AM  
Blogger jane said...

That's so flattering! Thanks!! Last season I was funny on occasion too. I must be having issues this summer, I can't seem to find my inner gaytor. :-)

August 9, 2008 at 6:49 AM  
Blogger ***MsFitz*** said...

Noni, you are so talented. I loved the poem & you said it all perfectly.

Carolyn, Good morning Angel! Thank you for sharing this with us. I remembered yesterday when you said you were saving it for us & it was a great way to start the day today

August 9, 2008 at 6:59 AM  
Blogger Evie said...

Great poem. Thank you.

August 9, 2008 at 7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noni, your poem was delightful!

August 9, 2008 at 7:19 AM  
Blogger WendyLady33 said...

Well done Noni!!

August 9, 2008 at 7:22 AM  
Blogger ddugo said...

What a great poem! I Loved It!

August 9, 2008 at 7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noni dat was great!

August 9, 2008 at 8:53 AM  
Anonymous ronap said...

Thank you Noni for a great poem! You know us all so well!

August 9, 2008 at 9:29 AM  
Blogger N2RealityTV said...

Kudos to Noni, awesome poem!


August 9, 2008 at 9:48 AM  
Anonymous mary elizabeth said...

fab poem, noni! definitely well worth the wait...i was looking forward to it all night!

though i don't post all that often, i love to read everyone's thoughts and opinions. the dish is by far the best group of bb's around & i wouldn't think of going anywhere else for my daily dish!!

many thanks to caro, repx, commenters, and everyone else who helps make the dish such a wonderful site!!

now, how to hatch a plan to do away with april.....hmmmmm!!

August 9, 2008 at 10:21 AM  
Blogger Melanie said...

Noni!!! That was great!! I LOVED it!

August 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, im not trying to bash anyone, but i do hope libra goes. i agree with michelle, she is missing the greatest parts of her twin babies growing up! no amount of money would be worth that to me!i wish she didnt have to go to sequester, i wish she could just go home to her babies! just had to get that out there, thanks for all you do!

August 9, 2008 at 8:03 PM  
Anonymous banthefishies said...

Noni, that was ADORABLE! I loved it!

August 10, 2008 at 11:21 AM  

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