Late Afternoon in the BB11 House
Chima, Ronnie, Casey, Natalie
Casey: My mom made me take Latin so I'd know the SAT derivatives.
Chima: Smart mom.
Ronnie: Is anyone in the DR?
Chima: She's wearin poo on top and pee on the bottom?
Natalie: Aren't you comfy though?
Lydia: No, I'm not.
Chima: You look like that girl who made the finals on Tila Tequila.
Ronnie: Is it ok to do my hair now?
Ronnie: Is it ok to do my hair now?
Ronnie gets a no verdict from the DR. They tell him it would've been ok had he not won HoH, but they need his hair to stay the same for continuity.
Red Room, cont'd.
Kevin: Have you made up?
Natalie: You know me.. I don't hold grudges over stuff like that?
They start talking about the guts of the house, and we get some more fishies...
Chima: Look at Natalie.. She's over here.. You see the wheels turning.
Natalie: She's comfortable.. She wont admit it, but she's gonna be all Natalie, can I borrow your shorts?
Lydia's bet fulfillment of dressing like Natalie, including no makeup, and basically being attached to her, will be complete tomorrow night at midnight.
Jessie & Casey
Touching base, mending fences, seeing if they're on good ground for the coming week...
And making food.
Natalie, Kevin and Lydia come out to the kitchen/dining area...
Everyone's all over the place.
Ronnie & Chima
Ronnie: Michele told me, honestly, being completely truthful for a change...
Chima: For a change?
Ronnie: She said, honestly, Jeff coming down was your best option.. And Casey, he wanted Jordan up...
Chima: Really? I didn't know that...
Ronnie: So I'm just like, what do you prefer? Stabbed in the front or stabbed in the back?
***Ronnie's been making his c.y.a. rounds this afternoon, constructing new realities for everyone. Before I went on my break, he was telling Michele that the only reason he put Jordan up was that he felt he couldn't count on Jeff to vote to evict Laura otherwise.
Kevin & Lydia
Kevin: I feel like, next HoH, we're gonna f up.
Lydia wants to confront Casey... Kevin's talking her out of it.
Kevin, Lydia & Casey
Reconnecting... talking non-game, home stuff.
Kevin: I remember growing up, my dad told us, as soon as you turn 18, nothing... I had an older brother though, so I just moved in with him..
Casey: Split the bills...
There's a crow making a lot of noise, and Casey is cawing back at it.
Kevin: Is he closer to you or his mom.
Casey: He lives with his mom... Boys are closer to their moms a lot of the time..
Kevin: What?! I had no idea. I thought it was just me. My dad would never let me hug him and stuff.. Well, let me rephrase it...
Casey: Just not a touchy feely dude?
Lydia: Hey you guys.. listen!!
Kevin: Ice cream truck.
Kevin's dad cut off most affection at a very young age. Casey says he's not like that at all. He's very demonstrably loving with his kids, male and female.
Casey: Yeah.. my boys saw me in a dress last night..
Kevin: (laughs) That was the highlight... That and Jeff being pissed.
Casey: In the wig n sh-t.. Man that was funny..
BB: Lydia, please go to the Diary Room.
Kevin: Luke, please go to the diary room...
Lydia: Har har.
Lydia goes in.
Kevin: How happy are you that you weren't put up as the renom?
Casey's pretty happy...
Russell comes out to the couch and joins them...
Kevin: Know what I had a dream about last night?
Kevin: I was having sex with a woman..
Kevin: Seriously, I haven't had a dream with a woman since I was 12.
Casey: We're all gonna need psychiatric help when we get outta here.
Kevin: Dr. Zachary, I'm comin.
Casey: Seriously. Holla atcha boy.
Casey starts poking fun at Russell about his Marlboro Man mustache.. Singing, Git along little doggies... Russell tells him he should grow one too. Casey says maybe he will after Thursday.
Russell: Ronnie's already making stories up for next week... It's like eeeeasy fella!
Casey: I hear that. Think if he got put up, he'd go?
Kevin: I don't know. There are others that are bigger targets.
Russell gets up to give Lydia a hand with the towels across the yard... Laundry...
Russell: You playing chess up there?
Lydia: No, I was in the DR.
Russell: How'd it go?
Russell: I'm so lazy today, I don't even wanna make food.
Jeff: I know, right?
Russell: I wish my mom was here. Mooommmm...
Ronnie comes down from the HoH to the kitchen. Russell's checking the food in the fridge.
Russell: Ron, what's today's date?
Ronnie: The 16th.. no, the 19th.. no, the 20th.
Russell: Man, all this meat's bad...
***I don't know which is funnier - the fact that even Ronnie's lost all sense of time already, or the notion that any protein in that house had the remotest possibility of expiring before Jessie and Russell had the chance to eat it.
Michele & Lydia
Michele: Are they seriously calling you Luke?
Lydia: Yeah, because I'm dressed like Natalie.
Michele: Well then why doesn't Nat have a boy name?
Michele: What to wear? Hmmm...
Lydia: Make it something good.. cuz I don't have options, and I'd like to see yours...
Talk turns to clean up... They're both a wee bit fed up with the boys not doing any real tidying.
Backyard - Pool Table
Russell & Jeff
Yummy half nekkid HGs playin' pool.
Around the house...
- Lydia's been fixing dinner.. Ronnie's been helping with that too. A few minutes ago, in the storage room, Lydia told Ronnie she's like to have a private conversation with him and Russell up in HoH later tonight.
- Russell's outside folding dy towels..
Ronnie & Laura
Laura's in her towel, fresh from the shower..
Ronnie's making small talk, seeing after Laura's health....
Ronnie: How're you doing?
Laura: I'm tired.
Ronnie: Are you having your protein shakes and your vitamin packs and everything?
Laura: mm hmm.
Russell & Jordan
Jordan: Is everybody sleepin'?
Russell: I dunno. I'm the only one who doesn't sleep during the day. I sleep at night, and everyone else stays up and schemes...
Russell: (referring to Ronnie) Somebody needs to keep their mouth shut...
Jordan: He's always scheming.
Russell: You just figured that out?
Jordan: Took me a while...
Jordan: mm hmm.
Russell: Thanks for tellin' on me, all of you guys.
Jordan: I'm sorry.
Russell: It's ok. We'll all be there somtime.. It's bound ot happen.
Russell's been cutting watermelon and he offers her some, then apologizes since she's on slop.
Jordan: I'm so pissed off.
Russell: Don't worry... what goes around comes around...
Russell takes his watermelon outside to the backyard couch...
Michele's resting in the backyard... Nice extreme close up... First one I've seen of her this season.
Russell & Casey
Russell: I'm sick n tired of Scrappy Do's looks..
Ronnie & Lydia
Ronnie: Say it with me, Lydia... ♫ Awk-ward... I think I'm gonna go take a shower...
Jeff & Jordan
Chatter and hugs and snuggles. Jeff reassures her she's staying. Jordan's not too sure about that at all. Jeff says he's been doing some leg-work on her behalf.
Casey & Russell
Russell's talking smack about Jessie to Casey... Saying he's behaving like a kingpin in the house...
***I give it 5-4-3-2-1 to get back to Jessie once they see each other.
Game talk comes to a screeching halt when Natalie joins them on the couch.
Jordan & Jeff
Jeff: I told him, no matter what, the deal was about protecting you... (whispering too low)
Jordan: No.. I never said that.
Jeff: They said they were swingin' the votes your way... You already have em, but I played along, like they're doin' you a favor...
Jeff has spoken with Russell and Jessie, and they agree the athletes need to win the next couple of HoHs... Also, he's saying Jessie spends too much time with Lydia and Natalie..
Jeff: Then later, I was talking to Russell, and he said, something's gonna go down tonight... I said, is it about me? He said no, not directly... But something's gonna go down tonight.. I don't wanna push it. Don't say anything to him. Just be cool.
Jordan: You know Jessie would vote you out...
Jeff: I don't trust him, but remember, he can't vote me out because of the team..
***He can vote you out. He just can't nominate you.
Jordan: Kevin was like, Is Jeff gonna put me up? I said, I swear he's not.. He was like, ok... I said, I know a couple people he's probably puttin' up... and I said I know who I'm puttin' up.
Jeff: I asked, Why do they wanna f'in break us up? Are they jealous? They said, no, it's because you guys are like 2 votes.
Jeff reassures her again.
Jeff: They are not gonna send you home.
Jordan: Why not?
Jeff: Because everyone wants you to stay.
6:37pm BBT - Laura comes in on the verge of tears. She wants to leave, and she told them as much in the DR. It would be different if she could eat and sleep in a normal bed, but she can't, and she wants out.
Jeff and Jordan do a good job of comforting her... then...
Laura: I wanna f'in eat.
Jeff: Don't do it.
Jordan: Cuz what if the votes are tied, and you get a penalty point?