The Overnight Report™

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Tuesday! Look who just added *more* items to her ebay offerings: BB11 Laura!

At long last, today the BB11 house guests ought to have the PoV Comp! Thank goodness. Three cheers for an end to speculation conversations that make everyone's heads spin! As HoH, Jordan thinks BB will be waking them at 9am to start getting ready. We honestly have no idea what time it'll be happening, but as soon as we do, you'll know, and as soon as the feeds come back and we're 100% sure of the winner, we'll have the spoiler posted... and the aftermath, which could get very dramatic!

After midnight on the feeds last night was pretty darn light in terms of game talk... Pretty darn light indeed... Honestly, there's only a few Flashback Finds I'd like to direct you to, and they're all about interpersonal relations between the HGs more than actual game. Incidentally, Jeff & Jordan finally got to spend night alone together up in the HoH Room. No hanky panky, just alone, finally.

For all the action that happened before midnight last night, please check out SmackdownGenie's post: Into the Night.

OK.. on to the flashback finds:

12:32am BBT

HoH Bathroom

Cam 2 has the best shot

Jordan & Michele

Jordan: 4 weeks goes by so fast!

Michele: It goes by either really slowly or really fastly. It'll be fast in the Big Brother house.

Jordan: Yeah, I know! Do you realize how much closer we are now? Do you know how much more.. uh.. intense..

Michele: Yeah... its gonna get intense. It's gonna get ugly in here.

Jordan: Oh, I know it will.

Michele: But.. over anything in the universe, and no matter what happens, I'm never choosing Russell over you guys. He drives me mad!
Jordan: He drives me mad!

Michele: And I'm sorry, like.. he's trying to get into some buddy war with Jeff or something... but I'm like...

Jordan: In a buddy war?

Michele: Oh, sorry.. He's just like, I cook better steaks.. I do this better, I do that better... Look at me.

Jordan: Oh really?

Michele: He's tryin' too hard to be your friend.

Jordan: I have a feeling he's gonna get ugly.
Michele: Oh yeah.. I think at some point, if he wins HOH... He'll probably try to put you guys up and expect me vote one of you out, and that's when it's gonna get ugly.
Jordan: That's why we need to get him out... before he can try to get one of us out.

Michele: Did you ever get to chat with Kevin?
Jordan: I talked to him a little bit earlier. But we didn't talk talk. I don't think he knows if he can trust me... and you know, he's got the girls on his side, so... We just have to win HOH. Natalie doesn't think it'll be endurance.. she said... Endurance is in the final 3.

***In addition to the Endurance Comp at Final 3, it's also typically this week... They'd changed it up with the double eviction/fast fwd episode plan, but now that that's toast, my Endurance tinglies for this Thursday are in overdrive.

Michele: I don't know why Natalie thinks she's the new almanac.

They move on to talk about the whole Natalie/Lydia being off the Jessie train situation.

Michele: The story about Lydia being dressed in Natalies clothes was just awful... Lydia said that her being in Natalie's clothes is what turned Jessie on...

Jordan: That's so weird!
Michele: Yeah, like he couldn't have Natalie so... yeah. Weird. This house is craziness!

Then on to Natalie...

Michele: When we get out of here, I think we'll be shocked to learn who she really is. They've never let an 18 year old on Big Brother, so she must be the most amazing thing ever.

BB: Jordan, please go to the diary room.

1:08am BBT

Quad Cam for best views

Lydia, Jeff, Jordan, Kevin, Michele

Lydia gets called to the DR. Jeff begins talking to Jordan while she's up on the balcony... She lets him know that Michele wont be sleeping up in the HoH tonight... In the few moments they have alone to whisper, Jeff tells her he wants to come up and do some Jedi training with her tonight... Going over the numbers - the days that specific events happened in the house.

Jordan: I feel so fat... I shouldn't have eaten all that cookie dough.
Jeff: You were double fisting it...
Jordan: Does my hair look bad?
Jeff: No! You look sexy as hell right now...

Jordan protests. Jeff confirms. Nothing better than a man who will tell you you're looking sexy when you're pms'ing.

Jordan: Know what my shorts say? Heyyyy!

Jordan turns around to show the "Hey" on the back of her shorts to Kevin and Jeff.

Kevin: Ooooh! Nice booty!
Jeff: Yeah! Look at that booty! Press it against the glass.
Jordan: How come?
Jeff: What the f-ck else are we doin' in here?

Jordan presses her bum up against the glass for a moment...

Kevin and Jeff are impressed and ask for more... It's a very cute scene, and it continues on from here... Highly recommend you watch it on flashback.

To see a little bit of Jeff & Jordan's Jedi Training, go to Cams 1 & 2 at 2:15am BBT.

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3:04am BBT

HoH Room

Jeff & Jordan

Cams 3 & 4

We've had such a lack of Jeff-Jordan closeness since she won the HoH, I'm focusing on it today...

Jordan: They're probably gonna get us up at 9. Normally we have to pick players and get up early.

Jeff: Who knows. They outside's not even on lockdown.

Jordan: Hmm. Then I don't know.

Jeff: Wow. This is giant.

Jordan: The bed?

Jeff: mm hmm.

**lol. I eagerly await a few comments on that one.

Jordan: Thanks for helpin' me.

Jeff: I'll help you all the time. We have to help each other... Why do you feel like we're distant?

Jordan: mMm.. I just..

Jeff: Do you wanna not talk about this and just go to sleep?

Jordan: It's no big deal. I just feel like we don't talk about stuff anymore, and you'r ekinda distant.. You've always gotta lotta stuff on your mind.

Jeff: Well, that's cuz you always have a lot of people around you... mainly (or meaning) Michele. She's like always around. Whatever. I guess we talked about it.

Jordan: We can if you want to. Was that a sarcastic..

Jeff: No, I'm tired too. We'll wait til later when Michele's around... That was sarcastic.

Jordan: I'm just sayin', I just feel like you don't wanna talk.. and you're snappier..

Jeff: That's cuz I don't get to talk to you anymore.

Jordan: I try to tlak to you.

Jeff: Yeah, but every time I try to talk to you, someone's right there... ya know? And I get more snappy, cuz I'm getting frustrated with Michele. It's like I always gotta put on a f'in show for her.. and then when I try not to talk to her, it's always like, what's wrong?? What's wrong? I don't need to ask pass the salt and you giggle all the time about it. I don't know.. just little things irritate me.. and then when I talk to you for like 1 minute, she just pops in...

Jordan: Don't be so distant.

Jeff: With who?

Jordan: me.

Jeff: I'm not. I always wanna be with you. That's why I was so calm earlier in the game... Cuz I could just talk to you and no one else.. Now it's like, I gotta act different in front of (each individual HG). When I'm talkin to you, someone pops in.

Jordan: You seem to be more irritable.

Jeff: cuz I am... I gotta lot of sh-t on my mind.

Jordan: If I thought it was to our advantage, I would backdoor Russell, just to ease your mind, but I don't think it is. We need to keep him here another week, and then do something with him next week. I had a talk with Michele and she said she'd pick you over him any day...

Jeff: I was looking at the memory board earlier, and... if we got Lydia out, then Kevin wouldn't have to be loyal to anybody...

They continue speculating a bit more on who should go, but it's looking very safe for both Michele & Russell at the moment. They feel the need to get rid of one more from the other side first, for the numbers. They're also very clear on how much Lydia and Natalie hate Michele, so every word they say against her is proving that further...

Jordan: Our main thing is to get Russell out next week. Major.

Jeff: Major.

Jordan: But remember, Kevin did say that once it gets to final 5, all bets are off... Also, we can't let Lydia get too far, cuz she's really good at puzzles and stuff.. We're getting ahead of ourselves..

Jeff: Way ahead...

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3:17am BBT

Same feeds...

They're going to sleep...

Jeff: You're so soft. I love it. I wanna make a blanket out of you.

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