BB12: Afternoon Slop Shakes
Good Afternoon BB Lovas!
A picture tells 1000 words.
Just as Andrew is shaking up this protein drink, will he shake up the house? Will anyone give him the heads up? Will he match Kathy in her relentless bid for votes, or will he languish into his eviction?
Will you be watching the live feeds to catch the action? There has to be a Smack Down looming... All it takes is one well-placed word and all BB hell could break loose!
Let's peek in on da Playas.... (I'm all gangsta today! )
1:00 PM BBT
Let the game talk begin!
Andrew & Britney
Andrew: I am going to put up Brendon and Rachel. I had your back when you were up with Monet, and I hope yo can return the favor.
Britney: You need to talk to people, because people are confused and don't know what's going on.
Andrew: I just letting you know, I've got your back. I need 4 votes if I have Matt. If not I need 5. Kathy's been om your back even though she's wanted you out. I just want you to know, I have your back.
Britney: Are you going to go after Rachel next week?
Andrew: I want Rachel out first. You know I can't stand Rachel. But you all want Brendon out...
Britney: Brendon will be stronger alone than Rachel.
Andrew: I will be going after him... Unless you know that something else is happening in the house.
Britney: I don't talk game to any of them. A lot of people are playing in pairs. I don't have a pair.
Andrew: If I can get Kat this week, I will prove to you in the coming weeks, you're not on my radar.
Britney: I trust you and beyond the game level.
Andrew: Is there anyone I need to talk to?
Britney: The whole house is.. what's going on? It would benefit you to talk to people...
They part ways. Britney to change and Andrew to dip in the pool.
1:10 PM BBT
Brendon: I would be so f*ing pissed if the they to split us up before jury.
Rachel: Yeah, they don't care.
Rachel wants to put up Lane next to Kristin. She says Kristin wants to be the only girl left, and she's trouble. Rachel has her floater speech planned.
Rachel: Do you know that I just realized though Brendon, all the drama revolves around me and you.
Brendon: We need to keep Andrew.
Rachel: I think everyone in the house is voting to evict Kathy... (**She is totally clueless)
Rachel doesn't trust anyone. Brendon is trying to get her to stop doubting Andrew. Rachel is not having it.
Rachel: I accidentally let slip that Kristin said she controls Hayden's vote.
Rachel: I told Lane, Enzo and Matt... (Matt) was what? she really said that?
Brendon is adamant about trusting Andrew who put himself at risk to throw the PoV to keep him in the house...
Come on Ducky McDuckderson! Whisper some good advice to Andrew!
Rachel and Brendon's conversation is ongoing... Okay kiddies get out of the Cabana Room and go mingle! Talk to each other when everyone is asleep!
Brendon wants to talk to Enzo and make him promise on his daughter than he won't put them up if he wins HoH... (**What?) Rachel's number one target is Kristin... Why? Because she is cutting the guys hair, and eating spiders.. (**Eye roll...)
People are talking in the backyard but the feeds are not on them.
Andrew is in the pool. Lane is putting on sunscreen...
Even Ducky has jumped off the Andrew bandwagon....
Back to the
Rachel tells Brendon that Britney told her that either Rachel or Bren need to win HOH this week.
Brendon: She said that?
Brendon: That is good! That shows that she has faith that we won't put her up.
Talk turns to floaters and seeing if they can make people not compete in the HOH.
Rachel: Do you think Kristin wants HOH this week?
Brendon: No, she is a super floater! Her and Hayden are going to stay under the radar for as long as they can.
They decide it's time for a nap...
I go to the backyard sofas to see what Kristin is saying and when I get there, I get drenched in bubbles....
Ragan, Hayden & Kristin
Ragan: I think that if a truly catastrophic event happens they will tell us.
Hayden: Yeah, but only in the United States...
Talk moves into deja vu. Poop. Ducks. Lymph nodes. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
The other two feeds are on Andrew who is sitting alone in the chaise...
2:08 PM BBT
Ragan leaves, giving Kristin and Hayden a quick opportunity to talk game.
Kristin: Did Andrew talk to you?
Hayden: A little bit.
Kristin: About what?
Hayden: Are we okay... I said yeah. He said I saw Kristin hanging out with Kathy a lot. I said because she knows she's out the door. I said you should talk to her.
Kristin: He's not though.
Hayden: He's stressed. He said I'm going after Brendon and Rachel. Our alliance is strong. We're good.
Kathy joins. Talk turns to food. Hayden and Kristin go inside to make food. No game talk, but here is a cap for Stephanie... :)
Britney, Lane and Andrew are talking about birds, animals, road kill... Britney goes into gruesome details of a guy who shot himself... **Changing feeds before I gag....
2:34 PM BBT
- Most of the HGs are in the kitchen getting, preparing food.
- Ragan, Lane, Matt in the pool. Andrew is still in the chaise, not participating in the odd discussion. They are talking about interspecies relationships... Flying monkeys with croc girlfriends... Bat women... for sale... OH EM GEE... Hayden comes out and Lane asks him if he would F a Bat. Hayden is lost...
2:47 PM BBT
Matt joins Ragan upstairs in HoH
Ragan is anguishing over the next HoH. Matt asks him if he has any reservations about putting up Brendon and Rachel. Ragan doesn't know. Matt suggests if he's not sure to throw the competition. They talk about the possibilities for "pick two". They figure that Rachel would have to win four questions to win HoH. Ragan says that Rachel knows the house inside and out.
Ragan: Do you think Brendon and Rachel would not put us up?
Matt: I don't think so. But I don't trust them. And I kinda do...
BB calls Ragan to the Dairy room.
Ragan: I have to have a conversation with them to tell them that I'm not voting for Andrew.
Matt: Yeah Rachel was up here last and said that....
All four feeds cut to Andrew shaving... Well done AGP!
3:02 PM BBT
Andrew & Enzo
Andrew nabs Enzo quickly in the kitchen, telling him that he is still gunning for the couple, and that he has Enzo's back.(**Here is the problem Andrew. You need to actually let the other person talk too....)
All the feeds are following Andrew in hopes that he does something game-wise while everyone is mostly outside around the pool... We're waiting too. And waiting. And waiting.... As he talks to himself in one word utterances... Makes sound effects... Adjusts Kathy's top and when she passes through... Is he planning a smack down with himself???
The wheels are turning round and round, round and round, round and round....
3:34 PM BBT
Rachel comes in and sits at the table with Andrew. Talk is about the baby cookies they have. The nutritional content. Talks turns to working out.
Andrew goes outside where Lane is getting out of the hot tub.
Andrew: We haven't talked strategy. We need to talk strategy to make sure we're on the same page. You're never alone.
Lane: We can talk anytime you want. We can go upstairs. (**How about now. Now? Now?)
Britney is filling Kathy in on her talk with Andrew. She tells her Andrew threw her under the bus, saying that Kathy wants Britney out. Kathy says she would never stoop that low.
Lane and Hayden go to the storage room, and curtail that discussion. When they leave Kathy goes on about her integrity and her morals... Then proceeds to betray her confidences with Brendon and Rachel.
Kathy says that the reason she was upstairs in HoH all last week was to "get dirt" on what they were saying. Britney tells her she is pushing for Kathy to stay, and that now everybody is going to be voting for her to stay. Kathy calls him a "loose canon".
Kathy is trying to convince Britney that Rachel has turned against her, and won't vote for her to stay. Kathy says that Rachel is lying about several things like Kristen and Hayden are as well. Talk turns to Andrew. Britney says that no one believes anything he says, and no one really cares.
Kathy wants to call Andrew out for saying that she wants Britneyouy, but she won't because Britney doesn't want her to... (**I want you to. Do it! Do it now!)
Hayden is lassoing. Matt is ellipticalling. Andrew is laying.. And
Casey gets a shout out! Maninabananasuit!
Hayden: I'm bored.
Matt: Start a fight (*YES!)
Hayden: With who?
Hayden: I'm afraid of her.
Matt: She's asking for it...
Hayden smiles. Kristin who is by the pool laughs.
4: 14 PM BBT
Hayden decides to burn a lime with the magnifying glass...
BB: Hayden. Stop THAT!
Guffaws... Talk turns to music and putting together a BB12 hit single for iTunes...
Enzo: We'll put Captain Kosher on. Can you do rhyme?
Andrew: I can do rhymes but I have no rhythm.
Hayden eats the lime.
Enzo: If I am a Have Not another week, I'm going to go schizo... It's the smell in there. The smell of death in there...
Mafia Meow Meow
They want to try playing hacky-sack...
Boys will be boys..
4:36 PM BBT
Kathy:( in turbo whisper) Rachel and Brendon
Lane: You got my vote...
Enzo and Matt
Enzo is talking to him about his brief discussion with Andrew, saying he thinks he has Ragan's vote. Matt tells him Ragan is planning on telling him he is not voting for him to stay. Enzo is surprised that people just can't lie or keep a secret.
Matt: I think we'll take this to the end.
Enzo: People are afraid to put people up.
Matt: Yeah... (**Like you?) People are scared of Rachel for some reason.
Enzo: I feel sorry for them. They've been targets for 3 weeks, but you gotta put them up.
Matt: I think she will leave when he leaves.
They agree that they are both huge competitors.
Enzo: We're all safe. No one will put us up.
Matt: Unless they win and put up Hayden and Kristin.
Enzo: We're still safe.
Matt: Unless Kristin wins PoV.
Enzo: Come on now. What is she gonna win, the sider eating PoV? Come on now... So put them up. Kristin goes home.... If Kathy stays after 2 weeks... no... Just go to Jury House. Go smoke your cigarettes and collect your stipend...
Matt: Who wants to go to Jury House...
Talk turns to how much money The Brigade will make with their merchandise and public appearances... Kathy comes upstairs to "use the bathroom". As she walks past Enzo makes fun of her.
Enzo: We vote Kathy out this week. She goes home.
Talk turns to what he gets to keep from the HoH.
Enzo: What's going on downstairs.
Kathy: Andrew... (She lies down in the bed. **Get comfortable why dontcha?)
They change the conversation to the sun and tanning.... The conversation comes to a screeching halt for a bit... (**If Kathy keeps in their face like this, she might just succeed in getting Andrew to stay in the house...)