Big Brother 12: The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday! Extra java for everyone!
When I awoke at 2:45am BBT, the last of the HGs were just saying goodnight to one another. That can only mean one thing: it's time to dive into the flashback machine on the live feeds and write the Overnight Report!
Well, actually, hehe, the first thing I do is check out Late Night with Lessa, to see what happened between 11pm to 1am BBT... Shocker! The Enzo/Lane half of the Brigade seems intent on flipping and keeping Kathy over Andrew. The logic for this move can be found squarely between their legs. They see it as an affront to their male egos that it "takes 4 guys to get Kathy out," because they "can get her out any time..."
Famous last words before a comp deficient floater makes it to final 3.
I just went to have a gander at the Big Brother items on eBay, and got quite the nice surprise! Renny's got another Phone Call auction, and...
Evel Dick is auctioning off 2 shadowboxes, the insides of which are designed and crafted by him & filled with items from his season, including parts of his BB8 bag, the giant BB winner check, the pot he used for banging, tshirts he wore inside the house, etc., etc...
Whether you're an Evel Dick fan or a BB memorabilia collector, these are really must see items! Even just to check em out!
Here are the links:
Evel Dick, Shadow Box 1, Evel Dick Shadow Box 2
OK... time to make the donuts... Please check back for the completed overnight report within this post at 6am BBT/9am Eastern. :)
F1/2 - Ragan, Matt & Britney are still up in HoH, discussing the pros and cons of keeping Kathy over Andrew.
F3/4 - Enzo, Lane, Hayden & Kristen are joking around in the Cabana Room.
Enzo: I think this week I'm gonna win HoH. I'm gonna put it in my head to do it.
We've got pleasant chatter ranging from metabolism to the blogs (cam 3, 1:07am = funny Enzo rant), til Kathy pokes her head in to campaign...
Lane: I'll get bashed.
Enzo: About what?
Lane: Anything.. my hair, my leopard shorts, me walking around without a shirt all the time... Who do you think'll get bashed most?
This leads in to chatter about past HGs. They're all very glad there's no Russell in the house this season... and Enzo rips on Ronnie a bit.
Kathy joins the Cabana Crew
Kathy: My mind's startin' to crack!
We have a moment of silence then..
Hayden: I think I'm off to see the wizard.
Enzo: Yeah, me too...
Kathy: Well, this place is like the Wizard of Oz. We have a Tin Man, we have a Lion... The Tin Man has what? No heart. Then we have a Lion that has no courage. Then we have a wizard that just messes everything up... hehe...
Enzo: That's what I'm sayin'..
Hayden: Who are, who are..
Kathy: Then we have... I don't know.
Lane: I'm curious too.
Kathy: Just think about it, and you'll figure it out.
Enzo: Aww sh*t! Yeah, yo! Bring that sh*t! Bring it!
Hayden: Who's the Tin Man?
Hayden: I don't get it.
Lane: Am I any of those characters?
Enzo: No, I don't think nobody in this room..
Kathy: Nobody in this room. No, nobody in this room is. Nobody in this room.
Enzo: No. You can tell...
Lane: The lion's mean...
Kathy: The Lion is lacking courage.
***heheheh.. nothing like wasting a good metaphor on HGs too young to get your reference, Kathy.
Enzo: Relax.. The Lion lacks courage, ok?
Kathy: The Tin Man doesn't have a heart... and then the Wicked Witch clicks her heels too often..
Kathy: Then there's a good witch.
Enzo: Then we got some flyin' monkeys in this b*tch!
Lane: Yeah.. that's what I am. I just tear sh*t up.
Kathy: Then there's the scarecrow, and he doesn't have any brains... I'm not referring...
Enzo: Then there's Auntie Em...
Kathy: Lemme correct. I'm not referring to anyone in this room, at all.
Enzo: No. And then there's Toto.. Remember Toto.
Kathy: Yeah, I'm Toto. I'm the bitch.
Kristen: (<-the Good Witch in this scenario) (giggles) Lane: I wanna be the little people.. the oompa loompahs
***and we're back to mixing metaphors - Oompah Loompahs are from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, genius.
Enzo: The little munchkins.
This conversation is ongoing, but that's the gist of it, and we've got to move on!
Matt, Britney, Ragan
Britney: This is kind of that situation. We need to stay out of it...
Britney: ...and let them play their own game. You know, like, why are we sitting here...
Matt: Ok, so let's say they just continue their complacency, Thursday comes around, and they're just gonna do what they want?
Ragan: No. I think by Wednesday, they're just gonna have to be some type of house consensus.
Britney: By Wednesday, surely there would be some kind of fire under their butts.
Matt: Let's have a house meeting. (kidding)
Britney: Yes, and while we're there, can we bring to the table the Kristen issue? We know this is from over a week ago, but we're still just very boggled.
Matt and Ragan are laughing...
Matt: I love house meetings. Finally, I wont be the target.
Britney: I loved the way that the questions about the house meeting were kind of.. presented (by the DR)...
Matt: I've heard that from people.
Britney: ..gave it... made it very obvious how it came across on film.
Ragan: Oh! As him being...
Matt: I've heard from people that I sort of know how I was portrayed as... I shall see, I guess, when I get home.
Britney: I think it's very funny how...
Ragan: The minute I came out of DR, like, I told them, I was like, you're gonna be little schemer this week..
Britney: Not just that.. I mean how they portrayed Rachel.
Matt: Good or bad?
Britney: I mean...
Matt: They should have.
Britney: Just the way the questions were meticulously constructed made it obvious to me how they were presented..
Matt: I still think America likes them.
Britney: Don't you remember the nerd herd?
Matt: I've really got to watch that season. All you guys keep talking about it.
Talk turns to Janelle, and how every BB fan in history loved her.
Ragan: It was because she was big and bold and she played the game with honor. I mean, she loved playing the game.
They all wanna be someone's answer to the Who's your favorite HG question....
Matt: So, whoever wins HoH next week is definitely in the jury house, correct?
Britney: OK.. We've got to really get serious, guys. It's time to get to work. Just house is legit. That determines your fate.
Talk turns to Ragan's hair... and can he play straight? This is a fun flashback find right around 1:19am BBT on Cam 1. ;) Check it out in the flashback section of the feeds!
Matt, Lane & Enzo
Matt goes to fill Enzo in on what Britney, Ragan and himself were talking about upstairs.
Enzo: Were they talkin' any game?
Matt: Britney and Ragan upstairs..
Enzo: Oh yeah... What was Britney saying? She wants to get Andrew out?
Matt: We were up there like an hour and a half.. And then Kristen came from the Cabana and said Kathy was cryin', but I can't tell.
Enzo: We gotta sit down and think through this, bro.
Matt: Yeah yeah yeah.
Enzo: We gotta think of this game.
Matt: They were bringin' up some good points, too, upstairs.
Enzo: We got the Brigade. Yo, we got fans. We get rid of f'in Kathy and they're gonna be like, What game is this?! What kind of Brigade is this?? I'm like thinkin' about people outside. We gotta think man.. We've got Tuesday, Wednesday..
Matt: Yeah, we've got time. I'll tell you what they said.. What they said is true... It's a long bunch of bullsh*t..
A nearby noise sends the conversation into generalities...
Enzo: There he is. There he is... And he doesn't look like Tobey. He's more like a hot Ben Stiller.
Kathy & Kristen
From just before this point until about 2:15am, Kathy & Kristen are holed up in the Cabana Room. Kathy's working hard for the votes... both Kristen's and by extension, Hayden's, she hopes.
Kathy's full of compliments for Kristen and bashing for Rachel and Brendon, to gain favor with Kristen...
She's also giving Kristen cop pointers on how to study the memory wall...
Kathy, Britney, Lane, Enzo
They've been casually chatting for the past 20 minutes... When Lane & Enzo get up to go to the bathroom, Britney takes the opportunity to fill Kathy in, telling her quickly that she thinks she's going to be fine.
Within 5 more minutes, the house is quiet for the rest of the night... Save the occasional toot from the Have Not room.
This concludes the Overnight Report! Happy Monday!! It's PoV Ceremony Day in the BB12 House...