Late night with lessa time!

Hey ya'll! Lessa's in the house, after a quickie cat nap to make sure I could do my lil stint with you all. :) So let's see what's going on in the house!

...Lavalamps. Hah. Nice BB, nice.

11:06pm
Kitchen Area
All HGs
- I got here just at the end of a game of Flip Cup - with even the have-nots playing along, using shots of water.

Those doing a little alcohol are buzzed, but more importantly, EVERYONE is having fun, there's a lot of laughter, and for some reason Kristen ate a spider, and they're calling her spider woman!

Another round is in the works, with water and some wine (they're out of beer), but some are sitting out this time - Ragan is in the cabana room on his own. Seems the game involves drinking the shot, then flipping the cup until it lands upside down - LOTS of cheering as Britney, Rachel, Matt and Lane win.

Enzo: Get your f'in game up!
Rachel: That's the best game ever!

Lots of teasing about Kristen's spider in her belly. Some are pretty buzzed. Enzo doesn't like to lose, wants to do a round of onsies. Britney is a lil buzzed, and Kathy? She's feeding the fish in the cabana room. :)

Another round and Kristen can't get her cup flipped - Matt, Rachel and Britney win again! Brendon joins the Cabana crew.

Kathy: I love my lil fishies! Look at that bully! He had two in his mouth at once!
Enzo (peeks in): It's like lord of the flies out there.

Rachel: We finished every bit of alcohol in this place! Do the Britney!
--Lessa: I'm already tired of hearing Rachel say do the Britney and I've been here 15 minutes. Good grief.

Much laughter in the Kitchen/Dining room, while Enzo, Ragan and Brendon do some complaining about being have nots.

Britney checked the storage room in hopes of more alcohol - not so much. daw.

They're on lockdown too, for some reason. They're promising to be more exciting if they get some more alcohol, or get to go outside. Rachel joins the Cabana crew.

General chitchat all the way around - they realize there's beer in the fridge outside, and are begging to the sliding glass door open for just 45 seconds. Hee.

In the Cabana Room:
Rachel: I'm all about quickies. Quickies against the desk, in the physics lab, in the car before work, once you're married.
--Lessa: Yeah. Color me surprised. And shocked. Not.

Lavalamps for a while - still general chitchat all the way around. Ragan says goodnight and heads to bed, while in the Cabana Room Britney/Rachel complain still about needing more alcohol
Britney: Why do they hate us? Open the back doooooor!

Brendon is laying behind Rachel, quietly.

Rachel: You even have to do the Britney. BRENDON!
Britney: We realize you've been taking shots of water. We understand.
Rachel: Tell Brendon to STFU - he knows what's coming to him tonight.
Brendon: oh REALLY.
Rachel: ...really I'm talking about making out. Do the Britney HEEEEY.

Britney goes up to the HOH room with Kathy, to use the restroom. Matt/Hayden join the cabana crew, discussing the Rachel's last time she was drunk.

Rachel: I guess I told Kathy I got to do three things tonight, make out with Brendon, throw up, and do something else that had to do with Brendon.
Matt: ...sounds about like the same conversations we had.
Rachel: What was ours about?
Hayden: oh God. i am in love with Brendon.. he's got the hottest body...
Rachel: I did not say that!

Kathy's cleaning up in the kitchen. Andrew walks through and says goodnight to everyone.

Rachel: What else did I say?
Hayden: All sorts of things, like how many kids you're gonna have..
Rachel: Sorry Brendon!
Brendon: I didn't get this memo..
Rachel: Me either! Only Drunk Rachel did!
Hayden: You were debating on if you wanted to have sex or not in the house
Brendon: oh REALLY...
Rachel: no bugger!

Hayden: I hope they open the backdoor again
Rachel: what did you say about my back door?

At the table, Lane, Enzo and Britney are playing the games on the back of the AppleJacks box. Heh.

Lane: find 10 things that don't look right... seven, eight... NOTHING is right THERE...

Enzo is giggling like crazy... so's Lane.

Enzo: There's no reason for having a basketball in the sink! I don't know wtf that is... nine! And this mofo thinks he's 10, nothing right about him, lil grimlin! I'm eating too much of this baby gerber, yo.

Lane: Let's look in here and see if we got them... there's the answers!
Enzo: We got the c - and they call that the Fanny Faucet.
Lane: Fanny faucet?!
Enzo: And the shocking face...
Lane: What's the shocking face?
Enzo: Right there... ooooooooh. And the feather foul-up..
Lane: OOOOOH that dude's on dope!
Enzo: That mofo's like the Chris Rock of Applejacks! The person Paradox!
Lane: WTF?
Enzo: LOOK! Shhhhhhhhhh*******t!

Kathy looks on - doesn't look quite as amused as they are.

Meanwhile, in the Cabana Room...

Matt: There's nothing hidden and intimate in Rachel's mind.
Rachel: Letting it all hang out - wait till Vegas, you'll find out more!
Brendon: I'm sure.
Matt: You sound thrilled.

In the kitchen:
Enzo: That's an APPLE bro! That's a messed up Apple man. Like a Frankestein Apple! Lookit them big eyes - they're balls for eyes, man!

Kathy leaves, and they laugh and joke about Kathy trying to get their vote... I think, anyway, since Enzo's laughing so hard at this point he's almost falling off his chair.

Enzo: Brigade power, week three! Have fun with it, you know? Have fun with it.

Ragan comes out, all bundled up in multiple layers, which sets Enzo giggling again.

Enzo: Oh Sh*t! is that how you SLEEP?

12:07 - The Cabana Crew is talking general chitchat, about hot sauces and such, Vegas etc. General chitchat, while Lane and Enzo continue to be all about the Brogade, and the fact there will be another female leaving this week.

Matt: Brendon, would you consider moving to Vegas?
Brendon: Not for five years.
Rachel: Brendon wants me to move to Vegas. WAIT! No, I'm going to move to LA.

Matt goes out - and I check in on the giggling Bros.

Enzo: Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t. This house is f'ed up.

Matt joins them for a bit - doing the Matt.


Matt: It's happening. There's no way it's not happening. 'Course, I said that last week, too.
Enzo: She's on me about the votes! And I'm like dude, lemme know how many you got.
Matt: I feel bad about everyone who's left, and in my DR sessions...
-- Lavalamps. Matt, knock it off!

Brendon moves through, saying he's going to bed in a bit.

Enzo: I wanna go outside in the hot tub and play some pool! That's what I wanna do!
Hayden: Me too.

And yes, more general chitchat - Kathy gave Britney a bit of a field sobriety test - ending with..
Kathy: You don't really do that... I just wanted to see if you would!

--- Lessa: hahah!

Enzo: We're just a bunch of complainers! I complained about fish sticks all week, now baby food. And Bok Chow? Choy? It ain't even from this country.
--Lessa: Whiners. I love Bok Choy!

Kathy, Britney and Rachel are the only ones in the Cabana room now, talking votes.

Kathy: Matt said he'd stay out of it, let people do what they want to do. Ragan said he's struggling. Ezno said get back with him Monday.
Britney: Just like last week, I think they want to vote with the house. That's what's gonna happen, Kathy. You wouldn't be alone if people voted like they wanted. They told Monet if you get enough votes, I'll keep you
Rachel: So they straight up lied to her.
Britney: Yeah.
Kathy: Hopefully that doesn't happen this time. People will do what they want.
Rachel: They're scared.
Kathy: Scared of what?

Britney: That's stupid. You don't go to people and say, who deserves to win this football game? Ok, I forfeit.
Rachel: I don't control his vote.
Kathy: I appreciate you're vote for me, and you too, Britney.
Britney: I don't have anyone in this house anymore.
Rachel: We're your friends..
Britney: I know that, I mean gamewise.
Kathy: Me either.

Rachel: I try to support him, to be there for him. I'd never go against him. I mean, I love him, but we might not always make the same decisions.
--Lessa: gag.

Kathy: I only have two right now, though.
Britney: I think Matt's not gonna tell anyone.
Kathy: That's what he told me.
Britney: Yeah, I don't think he's gonna say do this do this do this..
Kathy: That's what he said, he nominated people, it's up to the house to decide.

Rachel: Last week, I tried so hard.
Britney: Stuff came up, but it didn't change the vote.
Rachel: I know.
Britney: ...and things change in a SECOND.
Kathy: Lemme ask you this - if someone asks me if I have anyone, do you want me to say yes or know, and if they ask who?
Britney: I'd rather you say two votes and not say specifically.
Kathy: ok.
Britney: To me though, for Brendon, it should be a no-brainer. Andrew's a competitor. He finishes in the final 2 in every competition.
Rachel: I know! That's what I told Brendon!
Britney: So what is he thinking? It doesn't make sense?
Rachel: I don't know! I don't control him at all. My goal is to do what's best for me and Brendon.
Britney: And getting rid of women is just a bad idea! Girls against guys?
Kathy: Yeah, if I go, that's three.

Kathy: I need five. I need to be here, even if it's just to Jury. I need to stay.
Britney: I think it's just so early... People are thinking of making decisions...
Rachel: And no one wants to make this decision

Kathy: I already talked to everyone and told them I wasn't gonna bug them, just come ask me if they have questions. I don't want people to think I'm gonna corner them, and have them avoid me like Annie.
Rachel: Did she do that?
Britney: Oh yeah. Enzo would be like if she comes to me one more time, I'm gonna... so I'd tell her, go talk to Enzo, I don't think he's sure, he might have more questions...

In the kitchen, the Brogade was laughing like crazy - making fun of themselves for a change! Enzo laughing about how they talk such big talk about power moves, then put up Kathy.

Rachel: Obviously Brendon would be first key out the box, if I win. Obviously. But you two - second, third. Not my targets. How bout you, Brit..
Britney: Not gonna say, but not you.
Kathy: Not gonna say, but it's definitely not 6 people I can pinpoint right now.
Rachel: Obviously Brendon is my first target. I'm trying to get him out of here. JUST KIDDING. My heart would be broken in half if we were split up. I cannot physically, mentally, emotionally imagine being broken up. I would like literally like do anything like fight to the death to ensure we don't get broken up. I would like cry probably like every day.
--Lessa: gag.


Even Kathy is like 'seriously?' As she and Britney make their escape to take off makeup and get ready for bed. Kathy goes to the DR to see if they'll let her out to smoke. Hayden checks one last time for more alcohol.

Lane: There's 4 daddy long legs in the shower!
Rachel: Tell Kristen!

Kristen's in bed - Rachel turns the light on on her, says sorry. Hayden follows, he's going to bed too. Rachel says she'll be in after she says goodnight to Brendon.

Hayden: Cute. You have spider breath. I'm gonna go hang out for a while.
Kristen: ok.

Cams 1/2 on Rachel saying 'goodnight'. They're whispering too quiet for me to hear.

Meanwhile, Lane is trying to force Britney in the shower with the spiders.
Britney: Lane, Lane, Lane, LANE! NO! LANE! HAHAHA! NO! LANE!
--Lessa: he's like the ultimate big brother. *L* I've always had guy friends like him. heh.

Rachel: There's nothing to talk about - I'll talk to you in the morning.
Brendon gets up and leaves the room - Rachel follows and trips over Ragan and Andrew.
Rachel: Go to bed! There's nothing to talk about. Some people. Kristen is, Hayden's not.
Brendon: Is anyone in the Cabana room? No? let's go in.

Brendon: What's going on?
Rachel: Nothing!
Brendon: Really?
Rachel: I'm not lying to you! What?
Brendon: I wanted you to come with me when I was going to bed.
Rachel: Brendon, you were like, "I'm going to bed," not "will you go with me..."
Brendon: Is that what you're upset about?
Rachel: I'm not upset about anything!
Brendon: I wasn't gonna ask after you were talking about everything.. I just didn't want everyone making fun of us. What happened, why are you upset?
Rachel: Nothing! I'm not even upset! What are you talking about? You're being really sensitive!
Brendon: Everything's fine? Don't be like this...
Rachel: What am I being like?!
--Lessa: r u srs?! Ugh.

Rachel: I think you're being sensitive.
Brendon: Ok. Alright. Ok. That's it.

And cue makeout scene. I'm going out to the kitchen/dining room.

Britney: In season 11 - all the final five were on the bottom row. It won't be that way this time - first three weeks, one from each row. Crazy. Ya'll know you don't wanna see my face turn gray. I'm a freakin' lighthouse!
Lane: I don't think I'd go that far.
Britney: Hayden's like, "surf's up, dude!" What's Lane's picture remind you of?
Matt: Church Choir.
Britney: A fairy tale..

More general chitchat - and you know what time it is? 1am - and Lessa's bedtime. I got work tomorrow, again. Night Dishers!

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