Big Brother 12: Wednesday Morning
Wakey Wakey, Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers!!
Very likely on the agenda today: Plenty of HGs being called to the DR for Goodbye messages.
They're up and doing their morning routines, and they're quite perky, for the most part. Matt, Rachel and Britney are talking about "the crickets" that went on all night long. We have plenty in the bathroom and a few in the kitchen.
Annie comes in to the Bathroom, still wearing her intifada scarf. Rachel is already present. There is a chilly civility.
Rachel hops into the shower to change, and forgets how tall she is and how low the shower doors are...
Backyard - Couch
Brendon, Ragan & Matt
Game talk already.. Saboteur, Split Votes, Annie.
Ragan: I admire the fact that she's trying..
BB: Enzo, please come to the Diary Room. (Already?!)
In the backyard, saboteur voice mimicry ensues... and then...
Ragan: Who are the only people in the house who haven't had anything to drink?
Ragan: And... Kathy.
Matt: But Kathy has some alcohol thing with her ex husband.. Britney's always talking about getting drunk...
Ragan: Where I could see them making an exception to the age thing is if they needed someone for the life long relationship thing..
Brendon: You're right.
They bring up her engagement ring. Matt says she didn't have it during sequester.
Ragan: Even if that's a lie, I don't care about that. The age thing.. Production can make exceptions, given the twist and what not. I don't mean to say that she is, I'm just observing.. And quite frankly, we just have very little to go off of.
Matt: We don' know definitively if that saboteur is one of the friends...
Ragan: No, we don't, but I think there are 3 separate people.
9:03am BBT - Kathy joins the backyard crew. Saboteur voice mimicry ensues. And a healthy dose of BB11 Natalie baiting.
Brendon: Look at all our toys... :)
Enzo: Don't hate, masturbate.
BB: Attention houseguests, there are fresh batteries in the Storage Room
Ragan: (makes up a song to sing) I'm gonna get in Trouble.. for singing.. this song..
Brendon steps over to the elliptical where Rachel is doing her cardio.
Brendon: Hey gorgeous, what's on your ipod this morning?
Brendon: So what do you guys wanna do today? What's the plan?
Kristen: I'm thinking of maybe switching it up a little bit...
Brendon: Gonna shower first, then work out? I've done that a cuple times.
Enzo: I thin I'm gonna learn how to play chess today.
Lane: You gonna teach yourself?
Enzo: Yeah, I'm gonna teach myself how to play chess... What's that noise? Garbage trucks? Don't they know that we're the talent? We're not supposed to hear that sh*t?
Brendon: Did you tell em?
Brendon walks inside...
Brendon & Monet
Brendon: I had the weirdest dreams last night..
Monet: Yeah... You were talking. You were flailing around.
Brendon: Was I flailing? Oh my G-d. I'm sorry, Monet.
Monet: You were snoring.
Brendon: I'm so sorry.
Monet: It's ok.
Kathy, Monet, Britney
Britney: It's gonna be a long night.
Monet: No kidding.
Kathy: Frikkin exhausting.
They're making low murmurs about Annie...
Britney: Enzo last night.. makin' me pee in my bed... he was so funny.. He keeps goin', Is it Thursday yet?
Kathy: It's Wednesday, right?
Britney: Happy Birthday, Natasha! We've heard a lot about you and your wonderful children.
BB: Annie, Please go to the Diary Room.
Carolyn: Thanks, BB.
Kathy: Happy Birthday!
***BB, please make Monet adjust her mic!!!
Britney: I mean, he could be in medical device sales.
Kathy: If you do sales, you don't go into surgery.
Britney: Yeah, if you do sales, you go into surgery to show them how it works...
BB: Britney, Monet, please change your batteries.
Carolyn: Thanks, BB.
Britney: Ok, I mean, the dude is smarter than we thought. He's obviously a nerd.. It's very obvious just my mannerisms, word usage, depth of interest in certain subjects. I think that's not a shocking revelation.
***Mine is that you have the depth to process and articulate those thoughts.
Britney: She said she was gonna go around talking to everyone today, so just be forewarned... What surprises me, that I don't get, is that Brendon hasn't made any attempt to discredit her... If he knew that she had this secret stash of info, why would you not take precautions... That doesn't really make any sense to me... But we're in the middle of the BB house, and the answer could be, oh, this is all fake and we secretly have a deal.
Kristen has entered to brush her teeth. Britney launches into her eBay plans: she says she wants to steal something from all the HGs to sell on eBay... starting with Enzo's original Meow Meow TShirt. She asks Kristen for her hat so she can sell it.
The others leave the bathroom, and Monet hangs out to do some plucking...
Britney, Monet, Lane
Britney: So are there 2 noises, or is one the crickets in the Have Not room?
Monet: I think one's the Have Not noises.
The girls are nearly ready to go work out.
Britney: Lane, I thought you were workin' out.
Lane: (grumble) we are.
Kristen passes through, silently.
Britney finishes adjusting herself and gives her itinerary to Lane, who's been quietly, sleepily watching her change her top and darn near expose privates to him from across the room.
Brendon, Monet, Britney, Rachel, Kristen
Pre-Workout Stretch Time... A little stretching and a lot of personal life outside the house sharing and friendly-style chatter...
We've moved on to abs and talk about Britney's experience in pageants, which she credits for her strength in public speaking... and, by the way, she's from a small town, but she'd like everyone to know she doesn't have a small town mentality. Talk turns to the pageants for small children.. Brendon's completely creeped out by it.
Ragan can't resist this conversation.. He joins in to mock the baby pageant world.
Brendon: I don't know what's more interesting, the show or you doing the impersonations.
Britney: Ket's have a kiddie pageant tonight!
Ragan: I love it!
***That'll be hysterical.
Brendon: DO the parents all come up with weird names for em?
Britney: Oh, totally...
Ragan: My name'll be Christianity Williams.
Matt & Lane have now joined the exercisers...
Hayden, Brendon, Rachel, Britney
Britney's talking about her fiance, who is an Aussie and how he jokes around naked... Nicknames... etc..
Britney: What's your last name? Well, don't say it... Just the initials.
**That's cute. They think we don't know their last names.
After a couple minutes discussing it, they realize the last name thing is a wash. They will be exposed. Then they move on to pageants.. or back to pageants... and the unethical behavior of some of the contestants. Britney is very protective of the sanctity of the whole industry... and she holds them on a pedestal of purity.
Annie & Lane
Annie's in her happy place, with Lane on the hammock. Silly, fun talk.. Then she mentions she needs to stop interrupting people during their workouts. Lane agrees. Back to fun talk. See?! I can be fun and non-confrontational! Keep Me! Keep Me!
Lane: Yeah, none of our conversations are gonna be on tv.
- ***Lane, if you'd tone down the sexual innuendo just a skosh, they would be.
Lane: People are gonna be like, did they even know each other?
Annie: We should pretend we're in love... (she's kidding)
Lane: I wonder if this noise is annoying to the microphones?
Annie: It is.
Lane: I can't wait to see my peeps... my dog...
Talk turns to Andrew's observance of the laws of Kashrut. Lane doesn't get it, and he feels that people who are more religiously observant than he is think they're better than him. Further, Lane's attitude is that we're all going to the same place in the end, and he's gonna have fun on the way there, unlike, in his opinion, Andrew and his ilk. Annie starts off explaining patiently that which she understands, then takes a different tact and just agrees with everything Lane says... He is, after all, her only ally in the house.
Annie & Matt
Why just preach to the converted? Annie heads over to talk to Matt. She asks about Hayden. Matt says he's probably sleeping. Annie tells Matt she spoke with Hayden last night, and that he totally agrees with her...
Annie: So then why wont you tell people to keep me?
Matt: I'll talk to him later.
Annie: Thank you! I really appreciate it.
They move on to non-gamish talk... Annie's doing a good job of reinventing herself today. The question is, has she already done too much damage with the manic crazy act to erase everyone's memories of that and replace them with happy fun Annie?
Monet & Ragan
Ragan: Do you think today will be intense?
Monet: I don't know.. It could be.
Ragan: I was surprised that I didn't wake up to an argument last night.. with all the alcohol they gave.
Monet: I know!
Ragan: I'm sure they do that intentionally...
Monet: Agreed. But.. I don't know.. I think today might get a little crazy.
Ragan: I do too.
*** Me too. Eyes on the feeds, my friends. Spark em up.
Matt & Annie are still chilling and chatting in the pool...
Britney & Brendon are chatting in the yard about the educational system in America. Britney keeps asking questions to pry more personal information out of Brendon and see if she can trip him up somewhere, or just save it for future use...
11:35am BBT - BRB Screen...
Britney, Kathy, Lane, Monet
The feeds come back, and we learn that BB has just told the HGs they are going to have a very long interior lockdown coming up soon.
Britney: Did you hear the announcement? We're gonna be locked in for the night.
***Listen closely come lockdown for building noises!!! :0)
Lane's trying to work his flirt angle on Monet, now that Annie's nearly out the door. It's not going so well for him, but he likes it when girls are mean to him.
Monet: I hope you slip and fall when you get out of the shower.
Lane: Well, I'm gonna call for you to come and help me.
Rachel, Ragan, Brendon, Monet, Matt
Topic: All Stars 2
Ragan: For All Stars, I cannot see them picking anyone from S9. Half of them are in jail...
Matt: All I have to do is not beat my pregnant girlfriend and I will be the best "Big Brother Matt" ever.
They all love Janelle and Kaysar... No Nerd Herd Love, and especially not Maggie or Cappy.
Ragan: My friend who helped kidnap me said, Make sure you're not on the nerd herd side!
Ragan: Can you believe Ronnie can tell you what order people were evicted in starting with season one?
Rachel: Seriously? I can't even remember what order they were evicted in last season. Hey! Do you remember the name of the paparazzi guy? I was totally in love with him.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside, and close the sliding glass door.
***And so it begins.... The long lockdown... Build, baby, build! Or.. are they doing it just to confine them in a smaller space for hours upon hours, and drive the drama?
It's noon BBT, so this concludes the Big Brother 12 Morning Report for July 14, 2010. I'll be opening an Afternoon post soon!
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