Heeeey, guess what time it is!
It's Late night with Lessa time, and I can feeeeeeeeeel the love in the BB air!
Ok, not really. It's bash central, and you can pick a feed, any feed. On feeds 3/4, we have Rachel and Britney bashing all over Kristen, and how she has to be gotten out next week, before Jury, because she think she's the 'cool girl' and clearly she wants to get all the other girls out of the house because she's jealous. (WHY do 'popular' girls always think that? bah. Girlz iz stoopid.)
However, it amuses me to all get out, that Rachel misses this look, every time Britney makes it:
I mean - she's looking right at her half the time, and Britney, is all but openly rolling her eyes at Rachel, and what she's saying, and Rachel just keeps right on going. They're still debating Kathy or Andrew - and Rachel thinks that if Kathy goes, they have a better chance of getting Kristen next week.
On the other feeds, we had the Brogade playing pool, but it's now flipped to Kathy/Andrew talking in the cabana room, agreeing that it's tough in there, and the maturity is bad.
Kathy: You'll make it. Just be careful..
Andrew: We can talk more tomorrow, but don't lull me into..
Kathy: I'm done talking. They have pretty much already told me.
Andrew: Really? I go to them and talk to them, and all they say is I have to talk more.
Kathy: They run away from me.
Andrew: Yeah, everyone's probably like you said, going to agree down the line.
Kathy: And Matt has said they have to make it on their own. No matter what, it's gonna be sometime.
Andrew: Yup, we're on the bottom.
Andrew: I'd like to call your son if I leave and tell him how great you are - and if you would, I'd wish you would call mine, but don't know how I'd get you the number.
Kathy: To be honest I don't even know his number! It's stored in my phone! Speed dial one, Speed dial two! Only reason I know my number is because it's on one of my prescription bottles!
Andrew: Oh well. I wanted to do something good. I'll have an A&W Rootbeer and think of you.
Aww, blockmates bonding. Too bad she's not sincere about it, really. She earlier told folks she'd blow smoke his way as long as possible. Even Skippy isn't buying it, as we flip to the pool table, and Lane/Hayden.
Backyard - Pool Table
Lane: I think he's just blowing smoke.
(***dunno who he's talking about - but funny. hee.)
Hayden: The only thing... it's gotta be him, Brendon and Rachel, right?
Lane: Oh yeah. Definitely. They didn't hide it very well, in their act. That was retarded.
They think Brendon and Andrew may be the secret life long relationship in the house.. Perhaps cousins...
Hayden: If you watch them around the house? They avoid each other.
Lane: and when Kathy said hey, he'll deal with Andrew... so..
Cam 3/4 flips to the kitchen, where Brendon, Matt and Enzo are chatting general stuff.
Brendon: I had a girl hit up my myspace once, asking if she could have my sperm
Matt: I think you'll get a lot more of that now.
Brendon: She said I look like her family, I was like oh well, no, s'all good. Keep it to myself.
Lane & Hayden
Lane: You do agree, that that whole thing was fixed..
Hayden: Oh yeah, yeah I do. We have to keep thinking about, you and I, beyond the brigade, who do we want in the jury house
Lane: Yeah. Obviously we need Matt and Enzo in there. Ragan would be a good vote. You and someone else, Ragan would vote for you, me and someone else, the same. I dunno about Brendon.
Hayden: Yeah, Kathy would be a good one for us...
Lane: But if she slides by and wins this thing... We do have to make sure we get her out, can't let her float all the way to the finals.
Ragan joins them, watching the championship game - they've played a pool tourney today.
Ragan: that was a championship move.
Lane: Look at me in the face and lie to me!
Ragan: You are the most beautiful man...
Inside, Brendon asks Enzo what he's thinking...
Enzo: I don't know - do you get a strong person out, or a weak one?
Brendon: At this point, I don't think he's coming after you, after us.
Enzo: He'd have to win HOH to come after me.
Brendon: I'm not worried about it. And Kathy, she comes in last night 'are you gonna send me home?' are you kidding me?
Enzo: Yeah, I'm like I don't know I don't know...
Brendon: I just don't wanna see someone win that doesn't deserve it.
Enzo: Yeah. if it ain't me, I'm gonna be upset no matter who it is, ya know? But if no competitions?
Brendon: Yeah, I wanna keep people who compete.
Enzo: I wanna win some money out of it too, you know?
F 1/2 go back to HOH bathtub - I stay in the kitchen.
Lane and Hayden come in - Lane won the tourney. New champion!
Hayden: I beat myself - went to hit the 8-ball in, and knocked in the cue ball.
They toss their potato football around a bit.
Enzo: Dude, that sh*t hurts!
--Lessa: Boys will be boys! Hee.
Hayden tells Andrew and Kathy he might be headed to bed - he's gone to bed early the past couple nights, and felt really good.
Andrew: I thought you looked exuberant today.
***While he was crashed on the couch in the backyard 1/2 the day?!
Upstairs, Ragan and Brendon check in.
Cams flip to the Have Not room, Lane and Enzo laughing, but I missed it. Enzo's getting his bed ready, since everyone else goes to bed so early. Kathy's getting ready for bed, Lane goes in to ask where everyone is, and Andrew laughs.
Andrew: Who's everyone? You've all come here and asked that! We've been in here, how would we know?
Lane: Where's Hayden?
Andrew: He was just in here. HAYDEN! There he is - he's in the bathroom.
Outside, Enzo checks in with Lane.
Enzo: I think he's definitely putting you up if he gets HOH. I think he wants Kathy out. He's all, I'm not scared, he just says something this time. I'm like, why wouldn't you keep Kathy if she likes you still - but she's talking shit on him too now! I know so much sh*t, We need to talk upstairs.
Enzo: She was all, I'm not gonna say anything until I know I'm safe... This is what happened last night, when I talked to Kathy, and I talked to Brendon now, and he's talking Lane, because they definitely jumped off the surfboards.
The door opens, they go quiet as Kathy joins, Andrew too. General chit-chat resumes.
Kathy: He liked my new Miranda Rights for the house - you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Andrew: So true!
***Truer than you know, Andrew
Ragan, Rachel, Britney, Brendon
The talk is food, have nots, previous seasons... Ragan leaves, and Rachel starts...
Rachel: It's imperative that we get Kristen out this week. Impartiality. She'd put me and Britney up for sure. 100%. It's not even an option. She'd manipulate Hayden into putting us up too.
Brendon: I don't get it..
Britney: That's what I was saying, I don't understand their relationship.
Brendon: Tonight she was talking about her boyfriend, and all about him...
Britney: Then she's like, but I don't know if we'll stay together...
Rachel: Then her "you'll never know who you meet" then looks at Hayden. Gross.
--Lessa: hi pot, meet kettle. (rolls eyes)
Britney: I just don't know why she don't like me! I don't understand!
Rachel: Yeah, I burp and fart and eat spiders!
Brendon: Yeah, she said all her friends are guys..
Rachel: STFU? She told me she wasn't really friends with guys, only friends with girls.. she told you that? are you freakin... and what about her little I'm totally into a prenup Brendon... I'm into it Brendon... really? Like a guy really wants to marry a girl like that. Really Brendon, would you want to marry a girl that burps and farts and eats spiders, or a girl who's like, a girl. I know. Gross.
--Lessa: give me 1000 Kristens before I have to put up with a single Rachel... srsly.
Britney: I don't know why she doesn't like me.
Rachel: She's mean when she talks about Britney for no reason! Britney's never done anything! She'll never have to win anything, she'll be oh guys, save me. Barf.
--Lessa: ....i may be sick.
Rachel: If Hayden won HOH, he'd put me and Britney. Let's be honest. She'll manipulate Hayden to do what she wants.
Britney: She does want to get rid of me, what did I do?
Brendon: You're someone who would take the attention away from her..
Rachel: You're a girl, another girl, that's all that matters.
--Lessa: this Girl on Girl crime has got to stop! (..name that movie!)
Cams 3/4 are on Kathy, Kristen and Ragan in the Taj room. Enzo and now Matt are up in the HOH now too.
Ragan is doing the tickly arm thing for Kirsten, and the talk is general chitchat.
Kathy: That bed in there is so hard, like in those hotel that you rent by the hour. (..pause, blush..) not that I'd know what they were really like, you know! Its like I'd imagine it to be!
Upstairs the girls FINALLY get out of the tub. They've been in there for about 3 hours. heh.
Kathy's talking about her tomcat that she rescued. He got fat - 35 pounds, and she had to put him on a diet. (My tomcat is 35 pounds too! But I put him on a diet and he eats the dog food instead. heh.)
Kathy: He's a frat cat. They used to feed him beer. But they taught him manners though.
They continue to talk about their cats.
Rachel leaves HOH. Britney stays behind with Matt.
Britney: Good news. If she wins HOH, you're safe and I'm safe. She wants Kristen out.
Matt: Congrats to Jury! You believe it?
Britney: Yeah, but that said, even in spite of all that, now she wants to vote Kathy out. I was like, Matt said he was coming after us and didn't, maybe Andrew...
Matt: Matt was, but messed it up.
Britney: The thing about putting them up if I got HOH is, do I appease the house, or do what's better for me?
Matt: I tell you my theory about avoiding a double eviction?
Britney: Send him home, she leaves?
Matt: Yeah, that - and conversations about how awesome his life is gonna be, and she'll snap. Not even likely, but it's a possibility, and that the possibility exists is awesome - and it's excellent tv. And that's two people gone in one week.
Britney: With their luck, it wouldn't surprise me if they got HOH. Good news is, we're safe. If I got it, it kinda sucks balls for me -
Matt: Because you'd be safe, or..
Britney: I'd rather put up someone I know is going after me.
Matt: What if the one you're wanting out will go after them too.. I dunno.
Britney: It's a conundrum.
Matt: A lot of this is how bad do you want it - and they undoubtedly want it more than anyone else..
Britney: If it's pick two? They don't have a shot.
Matt: They know that though - so it won't be.
Rachel & Ragan
Rachel runs into Ragan in the bathroom:
Ragan: I was doing the math, even if it's pick two, we'd have to survive four rounds of questions.
Rachel: Yeah, and hopefully it'll come down to the two of us, because they'll pick us to go against each other... and if it's me and you, please, win - I don't even care at all. Best case it's me and you and you win. Or you and Brendon.
Ragan: I don't think it's gonna be pick two. Do you think it'll be skills?
Rachel: I don't think so.
Ragan: He's a strong player, vs. Kathy, who if she wanted to come after you...
Rachel: My problem with Kathy is she goes where the power is...
Ragan: True. Andrew's a big question...
Ragan: That speech? It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
Ragan: This head of household...
Rachel: umhm. super important.
They go their separate ways... Rachel joins the Patio crew - curling up under the blanket with Enzo. Also out there, Hayden Brendon and Andrew - general chitchat.
Ragan up to HoH. Ragan joins Brit/Matt upstairs and gives a HG location report.
Matt, Britney, Ragan
Ragan: I dunno, I just heard boys outside. I didn't join.
Matt: You heard boys outside and didn't join? Maybe I'm turning you hetero!
Ragan: BB turns everything upside down!
Matt: Here's the twist - I leave gay, you leave straight!
--Lessa: Ragan/Matt is my favorite showmance. hee.
Britney: I got game-talked today, by Andrew. He just basically said he wanted to be here, he'd go after Rachel and Brendon, that's what the house wants, blah blah blah, I wanna be here, want to fight. That's basically all he said.
Ragan: You think he knows he doesn't have the votes?
Matt: No. He was talking to me today.
Britney: What are we watching?
Matt: oh. OOOOOOOOOOH this is the best this TV has been yet!
(Brendon and Rachel are making out)
Ragan: Listen to this - game talk smoochy!
BB: Brendon, please put on your microphone.
Matt: aaaaaaaaaaa BB COCKBLOCK!
Ragan: I told Rachel I was voting to keep Kathy.
Matt: What was her reaction?
Ragan: She didn't see say anything.
Britney: I asked her again tonight, and said basically she think she's not gonna vote - she wasn't sure. I was like why would you even think of keeping Andrew when he said he's going after you, and she said so did Matt, and he didn't...
Matt laughs at what they see going on on the spy screen.
Brendon: I like this game.
Matt sticks his head out "MOVE THE PILLOW!" and Rachel cracks up... They move toward the bedrooms for more makeout slurpy stuff. cam 3/4
HOH still on cam 1/2
Matt: Yeah, Andrew came up here, and he had four votes.
Britney: He has four votes? Who?
Matt: He wouldn't tell me.
Britney: How could he?
Matt: I basically said yeah, no problem, I got your back.
Ragan: I think it'll be unanimous vote.
Matt: Me too.
Rachel & Kristen
Rachel heads to bed, Kristen is already in there.
Rachel: Have you and Hayden decided about this week?
Kristen: I don't know. It's a hard decision. It's hard, because I've spent time with Kathy trying to be there for her, but it doesn't make me forget about Andrew and how much I think he deserves to be here. So.. it's tough.
Rachel: Yeah. I know it sucks for you.
Kristen: It does.
Matt, Britney, Ragan
Matt: Brendon going home would be great for Rachel's game play - no one will care about her after that. Her worst game move was getting with him.
Matt: It's not like there's a big alliance of like, 4 or 5, running through the house together, you know? It's just not happening this time.
Britney: How weird is it Andrew came to me when he celebrated my loss to Rachel by fist bumping...
Ragan: I think no matter WHO gets nominated next week, it's gonna be CRAZY.
Matt: It'll be fun.
Ragan: It's like we're watching hot water, waiting for it to boil... I know this, because I encounter this daily as I boil my slop...
Downstairs - the Patio crew (Hayden, Brendon, Kathy, Enzo) is bitching about the down days, four days with nothing to do.
Hayden: I figured it'd be like this - its brutal.
General chitchat resumes. In HOH, they continue to wonder about HOH competition possibilities.
Britney: I don't think he means to be so condescending as he is, but it really hurts my feelings. I'm engaged right now, and I'm the happiest I've ever been. I don't need his negativity, and he's done it to me multiple times. It's rude - would you say that to someone who's engaged? I mean, at the birth of your baby, you don't sit there talking about all the ways they could die! You don't say that! When someone is engaged, regardless of your personal feelings about marriage, you say congrats. You know?
Matt: What was Rachel saying, why'd she get mad?
Britney: Sorry I got on my soap box - what happened was we were talking and Brendon asked if we were getting a prenup, and I told them we didn't want one, and he was like why? and I said it was a personal decision, and it is a first seed of doubt that it might not work, and Brendon was all, well you don't know what you'll be like in 2 years, and Rachel is like, would you want one? and he was like, yeah, because I'm working really hard, and I don't want someone to go crazy and ruin my life - and she flipped out, like how about the person who's there supporting you, and don't they deserve, and Brendon is like no, girls go psycho, and then, not helping was Kristen sitting there saying, I agree with you Brendon, and then she goes, if he cheated on you, you'd go for everything he has - and Rachel was all, what? and basically it came across as Brendon hates love... and she stomped off. I mean, I understand Brendon's been really hurt before? So I'm not gonna get mad, but she got like enraged pissed and leaves. It was crazy. I just don't let him know that it bothers me. I'm very good at arguing both sides of a situation.
--Lessa: yes, yes you are.
12:46 - Ragan says he's gonna head to bed...
Britney: Now that we've had this conversation? When you have kids, I'm gonna send you both a note ' have you thought of SIDS? Love Brendon.... PS. it could be a serial killer. Do you want that blood on your hands?
Matt: Why are you dating a monster, love Brendon.
--*L* I feel bad for laughing, but that's kinda funny. *L*
Britney says she's gonna head to bed too, and Matt says he's headed down to see what's going on...
Brendon: I'll be happy in jury, as long as Rachel's there.
Enzo: We'll make that happen hahahaha. I'll be happy too, with you in jury.
Brendon: haha. Yeah, it's just you guys all have someone to go home too you know? We're new.
Enzo: Yeah, the beginning is the best time man, when nothing's gonna go wrong. You think you'll last?
Brendon: Giving it a shot. I really like her a lot.
Enzo: I don't see you going to Vegas
Brendon: No, I got five years getting my PhD - this program only takes like 5 people a year, you know?
Brendon: The biggest challenge is like, she's a party girl. I think she's a good girl, though. I don't think I would have to worry about her cheating, you know? I like her a lot, but she's a handful.
Enzo: Every girl's a handful to begin with - My wife's still a handful, you know? After seven years, still a handful.
Brendon: You need someone who challenges you, but not a girl who busts your balls 24-7, you know?
Alrighty - it's 1am BB time, and Andrew just got up to go to the restroom, but will be right back in bed I'm sure. Ragan, Kathy, Kristen and Rachel are all in bed sleeping - I think Lane is sleeping too. Outside, the patio crew is talking life in general - Enzo, Brendon, Britney, Matt and Hayden.
And Lessa? Is going to bed. night ya'll! Catch Carolyn first thing in the morning for The Overnight Report for whatever happens next. :)