It's got 'Unitard' written all over it...

...the big toy in the yard, that is, where everyone is practicing for what they assume will be tomorrow's POV competition. It's something like a giant pinball machine, and well, it's got the Chinese Auction type competition written all over it. Who do YOU want to see as Captain Unitard this year? (There can never be another Man In A Banana Suit, after all!)



Anyway - The nominees are practicing at the toy, others are playing pool, some are practicing too. We don't know who the players are just yet. And Rachel talks about the DR and sends us to bubbles, at about 11:20pm.

I'll update when something juicy happens!

11:33 - Brendon, Rachel, Kristen and Hayden are still practicing. Matt and Britney are in the Jumanji room, chatting before bed. Aaaaaah, Matt is a smart boy!

Matt: No have not, right? They ALWAYS have America voting for something! Always! They don't just randomly have a week off. Maybe it's the coup d'etat! Maybe.
Britney: Maybe. America's player, maybe?
Matt: I'm gonna keep that outlook!

Ragan comes out of of the DR
Matt: RAGAN!
Britney: RAGAN! I've been waiting for you forever! I wanted to go to HOH and hang out and eat cheese.
Ragan: ok!

The three of them head upstairs.
Britney: Remember when we just hung up there all the time?
Matt: Remember when we had a home?
Britney: We have no home....

Matt flops on the HOH bed
Matt: HOME! What do we have HERE! Dun dun Dun...
--It's the spy screen remote. Heh. They laugh, and Britney digs into the basket.

Matt: I like when HOH is open for wandering.
Britney: It's not like anyone else. If you two are hanging out, it's fine. If it's them, it's a cockblock.
Matt: Yeah. This is their club med.

Britney: Rachel'll come back up and we'll be all passed out asleep in the bed, all the cheese gone.
Ragan: I wish she had pretzels!

Matt: Do you want to play in the comp tomorrow?
Ragan: Yeah, I haven't played yet.
Britney: I think others will have a better chance? Because I didn't practice much.

Matt puts forth his Coup d'etat thought to Ragan
Ragan: It might be... I said when you were HOH that they're preparing another twist. They may do the America's player thing, but call it America's saboteur..
--***Lessa: dingdingdingding!
Matt: That'd be cool...
Ragan: There's no telling what America thinks...

Britney: I think it depends on who wins the Veto. If Hayden wins, I think they'll put up someone to make sure Kristen goes home. If Kristen wins... I don't think they want him to go home. I think they want Kristen to go home, but not Hayden.
Ragan: Who would they put up?
Britney: If Kristen got it? Who knows. Maybe Kathy.
Matt: I think Kathy perpetuates their BS about floating, but I don't know if they would put her up.

They talk about Kathy, and her saying that she wants to just make it to the jury.

Kathy is, currently in the bathroom with Enzo and Lane. General chitchat. They relocate to the Jumanji...

In HoH:
Ragan: You know what I think? There might be another Pandora's box soon..
--***Lessa: DINGDINGDINGDING

Ragan: I think it'd be funny... Like, America it's your turn to sabotage the house..
Matt: Since Annie couldn't do it.. press A if you want... press B if you want to put x's on people's faces
Ragan: Press C if you want to push Kathy back into the Caramel
Britney: C C C C C C C
---***Carolyn: C C C C C C CC C!! lmao!
Ragan: And when her face fell in... and... heeeeelp meeeeeee.....it's so mean... I can't even talk about it...

Downstairs:
Lane: Worst case, Brendon wins... he'd keep it the same?
Hayden: Yeah. I win, I come off, Kristen wins, I come off.
Enzo: Kristen can't come off. You do, that's good, get Kathy out of this house..

Rachel/Brendon are still practicing.

Enzo: IF Matty had put those two mofos up last week...

Hayden/Kristen are in the bathroom.
Hayden: I feel terrible, but...
Kristen: I do but I don't, you know? I'm just scared neither of us win...
Hayden: Both of us stay up there, one of us goes home.
Kristen: It'll be me.
Hayden: You'd have Kathy, Ragan..
Kristen: That's it.
Hayden: Rachel drives me nuts.
Kristen: You have a gray hair!
Hayden: I know, I get it all the time. Pull it.
Kristen: No, I don't wanna hurt you! It's long!
Hayden: What makes your hair turn gray?
Kristen: Stress.
Hayden: Yeah. Stressed.
Kristen: Don't worry, everything will be ok.
Hayden: Our only hope is if one of us comes off, and Kathy goes up. That's the only chance we have for both of us to stay. Unless you go out there and make a deal with Rachel/Brendon and ask them to backdoor Kathy, then we'll be best friends and live happily ever after... and then put them up next week.
Kristen: I still think if I go against Kathy, I'll go home. I'm screwed, pretty much.
Hayden: If I'm up against Matt - he has Ragan, Britney probably.. I'd have you, Kathy, probably Lane.. Enzo...


12:20am
Cams 1/2 flip up to HOH where Britney and Matt are putting on Rachel's extensions! HAHAHA!




Britney is mimicking her, and Rachel/Brendon come in and catch them
Rachel: Oh. my. god.

Matt: You've been here for four weeks and you haven't shown us these? You didn't tell us about these?! How could you?!
Rachel: I wore them like 10 times already! First of all, we're taking pictures of this on Tuesday! Britney you're a cute lil redhead! Hahahaha!

Britney's imitating Rachel, everyone's laughing. They're convincing Britney to go downstairs - everyone comes out.

Britney: Do we have any libations? I need some Tequilia!
Rachel: hehehehehehe
Britney: FLOATERS, GET YOUR LIFE VESTS ON! Does anyone have any Tequila? VEGAS! Libations! Get your live vests floaters!
Lane: Oh sh*t....

Everyone's chuckling.
Britney: TEQUILA SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY!
Enzo: She cracked..
Lane: CRACKED!

Matt walks in, and everyone cracks up again.
Matt: We were like two little kids when she walked in - BUSTED.

Everyone wishes Matt Happy 30th Birthday... and Rachel/Britney head into the DR together.

Ok - we have all four cams on the Jumanji room, where Enzo, Lane and Brendon are talking - and Enzo has his hands down his pants. And Skippy keeps zooming in... then finally all four cams switch to the Bathroom, where Kristen is brushing her teeth next to Hayden.

Hayden: Gotta win POV tomorrow. Get Kathy up. That's all we got.

Hayden goes into the Cabana room to talk to Matt.
Matt: Did she admit you're not a floater? That's such a load of bs.
Hayden: Yeah. She said Kristen's her target, and she said if someone wins and one of us comes off there's a chance you both stay.
Matt: I heard Kathy would use it too... on Kristen. Then it's me or Lane for sure. We gotta hope... Kristen wins, and uses it, then Kathy goes up. If not, we're f*cked. It's gonna be crazy tomorrow. Big day.
Hayden: Yeah. Ideally, if I win, Kathy goes up.
Matt: As long as the brigade is safe, you know?
Hayden: We can push, and say Kathy...
Matt: And Kristen are together..
Hayden: Even all three of us. Then one of us comes off... Kathy goes up.
Matt: That's a good idea.
Hayden: It's the best case, Kristen stays - next week wins HOH?
Matt: She'd be fired up..
Hayden: No blood on our hands..
Matt: We'll keep her if we can.
Hayden: If she stays, it's good for us.
Matt: Yeah, I feel that way about Ragan too, even Britney. Ideally it'll be final seven, us four against them three (Ragan, Kristen and Britney).

They break it up...

Kristen, Kathy and Hayden are back outside practicing again. Matt gets called to the DR (he's still got Rachel's hair on. hehe.)

Kathy: Them two is panicking. Out here working their butts off.

12:47am All cams inside to the bathroom, with Rachel/Britney/Brendon. Still talking about the hair/dr/havetoplayitcuzitshilarious/goodtv blahblahblah. Rachel heads upstairs, Brendon, naturally, follows. They call goodnight to Britney as they do.

Brendon: Do you feel comfortable enough to make shots without it coming back to you?
Rachel: Yeah. I can't believe Kathy is practicing with them!
Brendon: Yeah
Rachel: If she won..
Brendon: She couldn't go up, she'd be safe. But she'd go next week.
Rachel: Why's she on their side?
Brendon: I don't know what she's doing, to tell the truth. Maybe she's just trying..
Rachel: She was talking sh*t about us to Matt...
Brendon: Matt also told Hayden that we said we'd put up a strong couple that took a dive.
Rachel: Did you ever say that?
Brendon: NO!

Rachel: Why would Matt save us, then want us to go?
Brendon: Because, as long as we're in this game, we have targets on our back.
Rachel: And as long as he doesn't send us home, we won't send him home.
***C: Ding! Ding! Ding!

Brendon: He's still gonna try to play like..
Rachel: That's why I put his key second to last... because he doesn't want to play with us and if anyone's not with us, they're against us.
Brendon: I agree.

12:52 Matt comes in and returns her stuff... They ask how his DR was, and we get lavalamps.

And - I'm taking that as my cue, since it's almost time for me to hit the sack before work tomorrow. Night Dishers!

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