BB12: Tuesday Night w/o a Fight?
Good Evening BB Lovers!
This is Genie Sea.
Sit down and relax a while
and watch the feeds with me.
As the house guests struggle
and put on a fight
manipulate their way into
the California night.
While Enzo struts his Jersey stuff
in a Penguin frock,
the wily Matt is scheming
all around the clock.
Matty's machinations have
sealed his BB fate.
While Enzo thinks he'll float onto
the Final September date.
Britney, the pageant queen
is the HoH.
This is a position that
she really, truly hates.
Britney planned for Brendon to go
flying out the door
But the Veto Power saved
his BB life once more.
Ragan has no one right now
that he can truly trust
As his BB friend tossed him
under the crowded bus.
What's left now of the once
mighty, bold Brigade
Must now simmer quietly in the
And if you want to know
what happened just before
Read Carolyn's fantastic post.
And I will add some more.
So let's peek in on them
And watch their little plans
go up in furious smoke
under Big Brother's hand...
7:00 PM BBT
Ragan and Matt just having finished having a little Brendon mocking session, have started Sith training. Ragan, unaware that his "buddy" has been systematically killing his game, is back to his trusting state. Talk turns to future All Stars. Ragan thinks that Rachel and Enzo will be asked back.
BB calls Ragan to DR.
Britney, Lane, Enzo and Brendon.
Enzo is talking about his wifes labor and turns my stomach with the graphic details... I won't be transcribing it, you can watch it on Flashback :) Enzo says he wants another kid right away. Britney and Lane say they want to have kids (*not together!)
Brendon gets up to get some tea and asks the others if they want anything. Lane dips his feet in the pool. Predictably, Britney makes a face when Brendon leaves.
Hayden and Lane
Hayden asks Lane who's out there. They both agree they need to win some sh*t. (**Der) They plan their nominations for the HoHs they haven't won yet. They also agree that Britney and Ragan the toughest to beat in the end.
Back outside, Brendon has discovered ants all over the burgers, buns and cheese they left out by the grill.
Britney: That's because Kathy isn't here to clean up after us...(*Cause G-d forbid you clean up after yourselves...)
Some Kathy mocking ensues... Her poor competition performance. What she is probably doing in Jury... etc. Needless to say, it's relentless.
On another, more important note, BB PLEASE OIL THE HAMMOCK! :)
7:33 PM BBT
The cheerful twins.
Matt: What do you think are the most important alliances? Lane and Britney.
Ragan: Brendon, Enzo & Hayden.
Matt: But do you think that Enzo and Hayden give a sh*t about Brendon?
Ragan: No. But they know that Brendon will come after me and Britney... And they're scared that me and Britney will go after them.
Nothing new is being said that hasn't been transcribed at least 10 times by us. Ragan is still totally unaware that Matt is telling Lane and Hayden everything Ragan says to him.
Matt: Enzo is the least trustworthy person.
Ragan: Let's assume Enzo wins HoH...
Matt: Let's assume sh*t starts falling from the sky...
7:40 PM BBT
Britney: Do you know more stuff than you act like you know? You're making me nervous because you're acting like you don't know stuff! You need to win HoH!
Lane: Is that all you wanted me to talk about? If so, please leave my room.
Britney: Lane! I'm being serious! You need me in this game... Do you want to go to Final 2? You need me here. You need to win HoH, otherwise I'm going to go!
Britney keeps pushing that Brendon is smarter than Ragan. Lane says Brendon is a big "dodo". (*A dodo who has proven himself. Have you?)
Hayden stealth comes into HoH. They didn't even see him on the screen. Some Brendon mocking ensues.
Britney: Here's what I was telling Lane.
They don't even listen, continuing to talk about sports. She tries again. They interrupt her again, talking over her.
Britney: I don't want to win a second HoH unless I have to.
Britney: Because if I can't play in the Final 4 HoH and I won't make it to Final 3.
Lane: She's using her brain again. I told her not to.
Hayden: You're not allowed to use your brain.
(**AHEM! Excuse me??)
They use the Play Doh cans to strategize. Hayden keeps calling Brendon "ND" and Lane catches him by saying, "Who's ND?"
While Britney is spinning these scenarios, we know, the other two are pretending to be in the same boat with her... The Penguin comes upstairs, and Britney goes to make coffee. Hayden tells Enzo that Britney thinks they're taking her to Final 3. They have a good laugh.
Enzo: Britney comes out of the Diary Room saying no GBs for the BGs... And she's looking at me and Matt and we're wtf!
Lane: Maybe she's saying it like Kathy did.... She don't know.
Britney returns and begins Jedi training them.
8:10 PM BBT
Checking downstairs in Jumanji
Brendon, Ragan & Matt
They are talking about how dirty the house is. Ragan wants cards or dominoes to do something. Brendon says there is nothing to talk about anymore. They talk about the feed viewers and how bored we are with them...(*No SHIZZ!) Talk turns to the fact that they have not gotten any competitions that would bring them together, and that even the "rewards" were twisted like the Hawaiian Luau... Brendon goes on to talk about how he won the Veto comp to the two people in the house that most wish he hadn't...
Ragan: This has to be Double Eviction...
Matt: There can't be a Double Eviction in one hour... (*Think again...)
8:21 PM BBT
BB: House Guests. Please check the Storage Room.
They got a badminton rackets and shuttlecocks!!!
The boys play while Ragan watches for a bit, and Britney plays pool with Enzo.
Ragan comes back out. Britney asks him if he's okay, and Ragan says, "Yeah. I wanna do abs." Enzo is talking about one of his exes in an unflattering way.
8:41 PM BBT
Lane goes inside to change and asks Ragan how he's doing. Ragan says he's bored. When Lane goes back out, Ragan goes into Taj and starts Jedi training again to the point that I am wondering if he's developing an OCD.
Lane tells Britney outside that Ragan had a bunch of stuff in a bag that he tried to hide for him. They agree Ragan is acting strangely. Britney tells Enzo that everything Brendon says annoys her. (*She's annoyed with whatever Brendon is saying, yet Lane and Hayden telling her not to use her brain isn't annoying...)
They go sit on the sofas.
Britney: Ragan is getting crazy in this place.
Enzo: He got upset because he couldn't do abs.
Britney: And Matt is baking birthday cake, playing badminton... Matt asked Ragan for his vote, and Ragan told Matt that he's is gone. (*They have a laugh at that.)
Enzo: Brendon is getting on my nerves.
Britney: Brendon looks like a penis... Look at the sweat on his back... He is even the color of a penis...
Enzo is getting every bit as nasty. They move on to mock Kathy, then back to Brendon again.
I'd rather look at the boys :)
The game ends. Brendon joins the mean twins on the sofas. Hayden starts his crunches and jumps in the pool where Lane and Matt are sitting. Lane is telling them about the bag that Ragan hid behind his bed. Lane wonders if he's hiding things from the house.
9:14 PM BBT
- Brendon, Britney & Enzo are talking about talking to the feeds and HoH blogs.
- Lane, Hayden & Matt are talking about the Wrap Party and Interviews.
BB: Ragan. PUT ON. YOUR. MICROPHONE! (this is the second time BB requested it, and is in NO mood for rebellion.)
9:20 PM BBT
Hayden goes inside.
Matt: Am I dead? Am I dead, Lane?"
Lane: It's not good.
Matt: He (Ragan) said I had his vote since the house is against me.
Talk turns to the star reception Lane will get in his home town. Lane joins the sofa crew who are still talking about how much they miss the outside world. Matt has joined Ragan and they're talking about gay bars.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen
9:34 PM BBT
Lane has coraled a Britney.
Britney goes upstairs to take a bath. Lane keeps Hayden company while he takes a shower.
They start spending their 1st and 2nd place winnings saying they will open "Brigade Burgers".
The critters are behaving, and Genie is spent.
Do you ever wonder where the time just went?
My tiredness I, can no longer fight.
Dear Dishers please stay tuned, for Lessa's Late Night!