Big Brother 12:Monday Morning in the BB12 House
9:00am BBT - Bubbles!
Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeds viewers!
Enzo, Ragan, Lane - You've got a PoV Ceremony to see to today. Whatcha gonna do, Lane? Will you put Hayden up, per the plan, or will Britney take the seat instead?
But first.. a nod to Enzo and his creative lexicon... ;-)
Well, the feeds are back from bubbles, but apparently cattle prods would be far more useful than wake up music at this point.
Name that lump! There are no visible signs of life just yet... They're breathing... but that's about all. I bet I can tempt them out of bed by hopping in the shower really quickly. Let's see...
We have Life!!! Lump #2 has risen! Let's call her Britney...
And let's follow her into the shower...
Is it just me, or does Britney look like Norman Bates just snuck into the bathroom?
We've got Britney showering, and BB is trying to wake the others...
BB: Hayden, please go to the Diary Room...
Britney has just finished showering... BB makes another attempt at cattle prodding.
BB: Ragan, please change your batteries.
In the meantime, Britney cleans her ears, wipes off the eye makeup she forgot to remove last night, and brushes her teeth, before heading back into Jumanji to grab some clean undies and a shirt.
BB: Britney, please come to the DR.
Britney: Very funny. I'm not coming to the DR. I'm naked. Call someone else please.
Hayden enters the bathroom. Britney's putting her makeup on.
Hayden: Yo!! I gotta pee! Morning, Britney.
Hayden: You seen Lane this morning?
Britney: Nuh uh. Why?
Hayden: What time is the Veto Ceremony?
BB: Lane, please come to the Diary Room.
Britney: Thank you.
***Skippy, how about a little view of Lane, Hayden, Ragan or Enzo?
Oy, with the spackle. Honey, you're gorgeous. Stop already.
Ragan enters the bathroom and crosses behind Britney without a word... Then stands beside her for a moment at the counter, brushing his teeth..
To be fair, she is blowing her hair, so she wouldn't be able to hear him anyway.
BB: Britney, please go to the Diary Room.
She continues with her hair. Done blowing. On to flat ironing now.. Skippy McMonday *loves* him some Britney.
Ragan's in the shower, and we've still got Quad on Brit.
Enzo enters the bathroom, greets Britney and heads into the WC. Britney makes her way to the DR.
Left with no other choice, Skippy McMonday confirms there are still other HGs in the house.
Enzo gets cleaned up for the PoV Ceremony
Ragan: Did you fart?
Enzo: heh. It's ok.
Skippy's not a Ragan fan. We follow Enzo into the kitchen...
Enzo moves into the Jumanji Room and has a quick chat with Hayden.. They have half an hour til the PoV Ceremony, so Hayden figures it's time for him to get up and hop in the shower.
Enzo's expression of the morning is "Don't be skeered." (scared) Hayden heads into the bathroom. Enzo makes his way into the kitchen, where Britney is preparing herself something to eat. Quick chatter, then he goes outside, promising his spaceship that he will finish him today.
Britney goes outside and has a seat on the big couch with her bowl of cereal. Enzo's seated on the double chaise across the yard, occasionally repeating his phrase of the day, while eating his cereal.
BB: Enzo, please come to the Diary Room.
Enzo: No dizzy. (whatever that means)
Off he goes.
BB: Houseguests, this is a lock down. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.
**Oh! *That* come to the DR Enzo.. PoV Ceremony Time!
Britney: (kidding) For your speech, are you gonna call out Hayden and Lane for
Ragan: No, but close. It's gonna be controversial.. You're gonna be one upped Andrew.. You're gonna be one upped.
Talk turns to the possibility of a Luxury Comp for them this week... They hope it's today or tomorrow. (***Me, I'd bet on Friday...)
Britney: We're supposed to be on a lockdown. Where's Lane and Hayden? DId they get murdered?
Ragan: I don't know. Well, Hayden's in the shower.
Right on cue... Lane comes outside.
Lane: I'm tired.
Britney: Me too. They send someone in to spray for ants, obviously.
Ragan: Yeah. There aren't even any outside.
Fresh from the shower, Hayden exits and joins them outside. BB closes the elephant door, locking them out and Enzo in.
10:53am BBT - Bubbles! PoV Ceremony Time, perhaps... Bring on the Trivia!!!
11:04am BBT - Still bubbles, but I think Skippy's just being a slacker...
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