Monday Night Late Night!
Hey, y'all! Kristen is still making the rounds - she's currently with Enzo in the Cabana Room, while Matt and Ragan chat in the kitchen. Outside, we hear Rachel go on and on about Vegas and such - and Lane comes in..
Lane: I can never go to Vegas! They limit me shooting turtles! But they do offer me 24/7 liquor, on Sunday!
Matt: But all you want to do when you're drunk is shoot a turtle!
Lane: I KNOW!
Matt: You want to get drunk and shoot things!
Ragan: And punch, and f*ck
Lane: The wrap party is gonna be a BRAWL.
Lane: She's pointing at every camera and saying 'eat at this place' - I don't think you can do that.
Matt: Is Brendon playing the parental again?
Lane: Yeah. Thousands of dollars for a bottle?
Matt: she only drinks $55 drinks! Sure, it's fun if someone's buying those drinks, but if you're the sh*thead buying the drinks?!
Lane: I'm never going to Vegas.
They riff on their pictures on the memory wall...
Lane: Did you think that guy was getting laid coming into the house?
Matt: Not by anything human!
Lane: And THAT guy (points to matt's)
Matt: THAT guy is NEVER getting laid. He tried so hard with so many women... he's the guy with the pick up lines...
Ragan: Let me do some of his lines! Are you wearing a watch? Because I'm watching you!
Matt: Then he's drunk and doesn't even care, but moves right on to the next time!
Ragan: Kathy, are you drinking rootbeer? cuz I'd like to root you!
More riffing on the pictures, Brendon joins.
Ragan: I think Kristen is better looking in person.
Lane: I think Matt is prettier in his picture
Ragan: I think Matt is saying, so the penis goes where?
Matt: saying 'when can I meet the guy on the lower left! (Ragan)
Rachel joins... points to herself
Rachel: she lives in Vegas! (Rachel's lifting her skirt and flipping it up.)
Matt: (points to himself) He lives in his parent's basement.
So on, so forth.
Matt: Do you think there was a NORMAL picture?
Ragan: Oh yeah, there was a hot picture of Matt! There were highers up sweating it - and then they picked this one. Too goofy!
Matt: I gotta talk to who's in charge of this.
Rachel: Here's the thing. you're smile, and my picture next to your smile? That's why they did it!
Matt: I hope they merge our photos in that thing.
Rachel gets busted for obstructing her mic - it's buried in her cleavage. heh.
Rachel: Will you guys go to Vegas?
Ragan: I'm taking a shower
Rachel: RAGAN! I'm gonna take a shower too, and talk about Vegas!
Cams switch to the hammock where Brit/Hayden and Lane are talking.
Lane: She's super drunk and Brendon's trying to be calm and she's all jumping on him.
Hayden: I can hear her laughing from here. She's so obnoxious. When she says 'obvy'? I wanna smack her, and I'd never hit a girl...
Britney: We can only make fun of those pictures so many times.
Lane: It's all we got. That and Rachel. Deal with it.
Matt: I had to get out of the kitchen
Britney: Why, it sounds like a blast!
Lane: What's going on in there?
Matt: I dunno, something like Vegas.
Britney: No! WHAT? We NEVER talk about Vegas!
And skippy hates me - we follow the bickering HOHs to the HOH room, where they're, guess what, bickering. About Brendon's hair of all things. And - oh, guess what. Vegas. heh.
Rachel: Brendon why are you being such a butthead?
Brendon: AGAIN. We know you're from Vegas, but you won't stop! We get it, you're plugging like.. is that all you are? Vegas? I wouldn't be with you if it was! You know it's bothering me but you continue, THAT's what bothers me. It's like you don't care. I know you were trying to be fun and stuff, but I left the room and you followed and did the same thing. I don't know if you're trying to push my buttons or what? I'm not trying to hurt your feelings... but after a while.. you kept going and going...
She's shooting him the stink eye and being silent....
Brendon: It just seems you love that lifestyle so much - that's not me. It'll never be me.
Meanwhile Kristen is still making her pitch to Enzo.
Brendon: I'm not asking you to be something you're not
--Lessa: funny, it sounds exactly like that. heh.
He keeps going. She keeps silent.
Brendon: The problem is, I see you as so much more than someone who sells or waits on people, is beautiful on the outside only - I think you're beautiful on the inside.
Rachel: I will always be Vegas.
Brendon: I got that. But for me it's scary that You love it so much that I'll never be enough to get you away from there. I'm not moving to Vegas. I can't. Tonight you were over the top. Tonight, I felt like you were plugging it for 2 hours...
Rachel: I'm sorry
Brendon: You don't need to be sorry, but did you come here to plug Vegas to everyone?
Rachel: I came here to win.
11:23 Downstairs -It's Matt's turn in the Cabana room with Kristen. Same sell.
Brendon: It was just like you didn't care, that's what's hard. I still love you.
Brendon: That stuff is not about me I'm not about flash, that's not who I am. You're job in Vegas is to attract those people..
Rachel: I don't even care about that, Brendon!
Brendon: Don't rag on the choices I make
Rachel: I'm NOT! Don't rag on the choices I make!
Brendon: I'm not!
--Lessa: you are!
Rachel: I work SO HARD Brendon! You don't understand my struggles!
Brendon: I do! You've told me, that makes me love you so much more!
Rachel: Love is unconditional. I don't think you know that.
Brendon: You think that because you hurt my feelings I stop loving you?
Rachel: No. I think you're being mean to me.
Brendon: I'm not being mean to you..
Rachel: I already told you that I'd move to be with you, and you're making a big deal out of NOTHING, just because I talk about it, and stuff.
Brendon: I just got tired of hearing about Vegas...
Brendon: I fell in love with who you are.
Rachel: Brendon, that is part of who I am!
Brendon: You kept saying the same thing over and over..
Rachel: Well I'm SORRY.
Brendon: I wasn't mad... I just got tired of hearing over and over about Vegas
Brendon: I'm just saying that I got tired and walked outside, then when you followed and I came inside, you got mad at me. Just because I don't want to hear about Vegas?
Rachel: Brendon I AM VEGAS. Don't you understand? That's part of, half of who I am!
Brendon: I get that. But you saw that it was.. obviously, I didn't want to hear about it and left and you came outside and continued... I don't know. Hearing you talk about it makes me think you'll never move to be with me and I fell in love with you and want to be with you...
11: 28pm BBT Ok - if this continues, I'm going to listen to Kristen again.
Matt: The question I'm having - there was a lot of comments last night, how did it all come to be? How did it fall through?
Kristen: This is what happened.
--she tells him about going to Britney, then making the deal with Rachel and Brendon, and she talked to Britney this morning, and she said she wanted to go with it, talked one last time to Rachel, and threatened to put up Lane, so she didn't use it. She tells it true.
(***"threat" is a strong/unfortunate word choice)
Kristen: Britney was going to - but had a gun put to her head.
Matt: Yeah, can't be mad at her for that. So everyone was on board?
Kristen: Yeah. It was a done deal.
Matt: Bunch of sh*theads.
Kristen: I've been put in the worst position possible. I'd never say anything bad about Hayden, he's an amazing person and I care for him, but I've never come here to give up. I deserve to be here and I think I'll benefit the house more. Bottom line. And? Wouldn't you just love to see Rachel's plan NOT work for once?
Matt: That's probably the best argument!
Brendon: If you walk out right now, you're sacrificing our game.
Rachel: Our GAME, Brendon?
Brendon: Yeah, you'll show them a weakness in our game. If you want to stay here and be adults and talk about this?
Rachel: All we do is argue. I'm not gonna pretend to be something I'm not, Brendon! Vegas is a big part of me.
Brendon: I don't, I'm SORRY, I just didn't want to hear about Vegas! You were saying the same thing over and over again!
Rachel: That's part of who I am, Brendon.
Brendon: Saying the same thing over and over again?!
Rachel: I'm not gonna change who I am, Brendon!
Brendon: I'm not asking you too!
Rachel: Me talking about where I'm from BOTHERS you?
Brendon: You're MORE than that! Not just Vegas!
Ok, round and round they go... Downstairs
Kristen: It'll be beneficial to keep a strong girl in the house.
Matt: Lemme ask you something, if you don't want to, I won't hold it against you, if you do it's between us. You and Hayden, in those talks, what sort of roles did you play - were you more the strategist, or him?
Kristen: Both - I'm just being honest. We both were.
Matt: Ugh, you guys are SO SIMILAR. It's such a hard decision.
Kristen: I know, that's why we were such a great team.
Kristen: It's a lot to think about, I know. I don't expect answers right now, but I'd like to know what's going on. It won't be the whole house, it'll be like four.
Matt: If they decide that, they need to tell the house, too. It's important.
Kristen: The people I talk too so far, seems torn, but they've been more open than I thought they would be.
Matt: Four wins it, no tie.
Kristen: yeah. Kathy's a sure thing.
Matt: is there anything under the sun that Brendon could offer you that you wouldn't put him up next week?
Kristen: I wouldn't keep it a secret. I'd talk to everyone, and ask what I should do.
Matt: I'd tell you to turn on him.
Kristen: The game changes all the time. If I stay? This house is gonna EXPLODE.
Upstairs, Rachel moves in for the kiss, probably to get him to stop already. heh.
Kristen: Oh god. And if I leave here with this wig on?! That would be her ultimate...
Lather rinse repeat, all the way around.... Rachel and Brendon make up, and Rachel goes downstairs to see what Ragan's making in the kitchen. Brendon follows. Rachel goes to use the toilet, almost gives us a flash by not bothering to wait until the door closes before she's got her skirt up and tugging on her bikini bottom. heh.
Cam's flip to Hayden, Enzo, Lane at the hot tub, 3/4 of the Brigade planning and plotting if they ever win a HOH...
Enzo: As long as it stays what it is, we got it set man, got it set. Long as it's not two of us up together, we're good, we're good.
Matt escapes the Cabana room, and gets Ragan for Kristen who calls the Cabana room her "HOH of Hell." She launches right in to the exact same sell she's given everyone else. Ragan listens.
Rachel breaks up the BROgade, doing her drunk act again. Brendon follows, Kathy comes out to smoke.
Enzo: What are you doing up there? Shots?!
Brendon: Sudafed and Drano.
F3/4 head inside with Matt and Britney, where Kathy comes in saying she couldn't handle it anymore.
Kathy: I couldn't take it anymore. There might be a Pandora's Box filled with Alcohol up there. Her top came off in the hot tub.
Matt: Came off and stayed off?!
Kathy: Slipped, back on.
Britney: This'll be brief, I'll be back in five!
12:25 Cams 3/4 on the hot tub, general chitchat - f1/2 have Kristen still trying to sway Ragan to her side. Enzo puts forth the idea of Have/Have Nots for liquor. So day by day, four people can get "schmamared." and they suggest they'll have a house meeting.
Enzo: Like, if you want to have Liquor Alliances on the side?
Rachel: He's the godfather - speak easys and everything
Enzo: I know someone who knows someone, we'll bootleg it in...
Enzo: We'll bring that up in the meeting, and anything else that might need addressed, like, maybe this dead dog water in the sauna, because that ain't right man. we can bring up the Pool tournament, I'm in the lead, that should be...
Rachel: ... the minutes
Britney: Definitely, in the minutes...
Matt comes out and asks who wants burgers, Enzo and Lane comes inside with him.
Matt: Was that punishing?
Lane: I couldn't laugh..
Enzo: Had to get so creative out there!
Lane: It is not safe out there. Not safe right now.
Matt: Was it brutal?
They laugh about leaving Britney out there with Brendon/Rachel.
Matt: awwwww that's payback!
They're eating microwave burgers, and talk about the flavor warnings on the flavor packet. Matt's not sure he could handle the Extreme Flavor Zone.
Britney comes back in
Britney: I follow you all...
Lane: That was a double whammy!
Britney: That was brutal. Brutal. Now it's like watching porn if you look out the window.
Rachel and Brendon come back inside.
Rachel: Don't trust him - he's trying to bribe his way into the secret liquor alliance.
Enzo: He's trying to get on your bottle?
Enzo: Cut that out
Rachel: The godfather says cut that out!
Brendon: Maybe he'll consider some benadryl...
Rachel: He don't take bribes, the godfather!
Brendon: I noticed he had a pretty big headache the other day....
Brendon: Matt was fortunate to hear some of the raps she (Rachel) was laying down earlier..
Matt: I'm not sure 'fortunate' is the right word...
12:40 - Kristen is still working on Ragan in the Cabana Room. She's pretty sure she has Lane's support, and thinks that the votes are all up in the air. Ragan says he'll talk to some people, feel them out about their vote, see what way things are going. Kristen encourages that, wants the people in the house to talk.
Ragan: My mind is 100% open. Two days in BB is a LONG time..
F3/4 go to Lane, who's in the shower, and Britney who's watching him - doing their sibling picking routine. Skippy's watching too. So am I. And now, so can you:
And, with general conversation about girls and futures and so on and so forth - I'm out for the evening. Night, dishers!
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