Big Brother 12: Sunday Morning in the BB12 House
Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers! As of 10:05am BBT, we went from sleeping HGs on all feeds to the BRB/Lava Lamp screen.
Houseguests, BB let you have a nice sleep in this morning, so chop chop! Let's get to it. You've got deals to make, workouts to do, sunbathing and lolling about in the pool...
Kristen, we're very curious to see how you'll turn your Uni into a bikini. You've got a fierce list of predecessors who made it work.
Enzo: (sings) Meow meow meow meow meow!
Upstairs in HoH, Rachel's doing her morning routine and chatting a bit with Brendon.
Rachel finishes in the bathroom, and has a stretch while Brendon brushes his teeth...
I'm jealous. I always have trainer envy...
Lane, Rachel & Brendon are fueling up a bit before they all go work out. Enzo's outside on the couch, enjoying some alone time.
Skippy is an idiot today. Every time Enzo sings meow meow, he sends us into bubbles. Jackhole.
Around the house...
Britney's up. She joins Enzo and Lane in the kitchen and wishes them a Happy August.
Rachel & Brendon are outside... Within moments, all the wakeful HGs are outside, and Lane & Enzo are telling Rachel and Brendon about Matt's adventures in the Uni last night.
***I hope they show this clip to the HGs on the Thursday show.
Around the house...
- Kristen's still in bed, but she's awake now and chatting with Kathy.
- Lane, Enzo and Rachel are working out.
- Britney's in the bathroom, doing her morning routine and talking to the feeds.
- I stick my head in to Jumanji, and the topic is Pederasty in ancient Greek culture. Ragan's leading the small class of Brendon and Matt.
Britney's on the couch, still talking to the feeds, while eating her breakfast and watching Lane & Enzo.
Britney: Enzo's hilarious. He cracks us all up all the time. Brendon and Rachel have to go up this week, even if I get HoH. What's the grossest thing I can think of? It's not decapitation of homosapiens. It's Brendon and Rachel banging. Gross. I'd rather sere my retina with hot grease... Lane's a good guy. And he's lookin' out for number one.... I miss Nick so bad. I hope he still loves me, or all this missing will go to waste... And I miss my mom. I wanna go to New York with mom, go shopping, see a few shows...
Lane: You talkin' to yourself?
Britney: I'm talkin' to the live feeds viewers... and my mom.
Lane: Tell her hi said hi.
Britney: Mom, Lane says hi. I bet my mom likes you... Why don't we ever get a banner? I wanna see some banners.
Lane: Hey! Come straddle my back.
Britney: ok. I was just gonna do a little low intensity work out to..
Enzo: To work off the chocolates?
Lane: Get on my back, so I can do pushups.
Britney: (does) Oh my gosh! That's impressive. I weigh like a hundred pounds.
Enzo: That's Texas.
Britney: Maybe he really is Jim Jupiter.
Talk turns to cursing.
Enzo says he doesn't curse much, and they both let that slide, saying that Brendon does the most cursing in the house, and then he tries to make it sound intelligent by working in big words while he's doing it.
Kathy comes outside for a smoke, and Britney gets the oddest look on her face...
Kathy: I borrowed your sunglasses.
Kathy: I don't know where mine are.
Kristen joins Kathy on the couch, making her daylight debut of the Uni. She announces she'll be working out in it as well. Chatter with Kathy about food at starbucks....
Britney hops on the elliptical.
Enzo & Lane continue working out...
Brendon, Matt & Ragan are talking politics...
Around the house...
Britney's finished exercising and is now chattingon the couch with Kathy & Kristen.
Political chatter continues in Jumanji with Brendon, Ragan & Matt
Perv Cam on Enzo in the shower. Looking good, Enzo.
Lane's on the elliptical.
Rachel has just joined the ladies on the couch... Friendly chatter about the Uni - How Matt rocked it last night... How great Kristen looks in it, How on earth did BB8Jen make it into a thong?
***Things to come... ;)
Dining Table/Memory Wall
Lane & Enzo
Whole lotta Brogade smack talk goin' on about who's going home next, who has a couple weeks left, etc... Much is rather homophobic in tone. We join the conversation already in progress, after the more objectionable part.
Enzo: You will die and you will die a dishonorable death..
Lane: You'll go back to nothing.
Enzo: You wont even be at the wrap party... You will die a miserable death, but my legend will live on.. OK.. Ragan, you know everything... I know. He's like a nomad this guy.
Lane: It's thinning down.. We can see our future. When I get done with him next week, I don't even wanna see his picture.
Lane goes to the memory wall and makes as if to rip Brendon's pic off the wall.
Enzo: I feel like Sonny, in a Bronx Tale... He's like, now you guys can't get out.
Lane: When I get outta here, I'm gonna be so amped up, I'ma try out for the Hell's Angels.
Ragan comes out to the dining area, lets out a meow meow.. Enzo joins in, and Skippy... grrr...
It's feeding time...
Warning: It's 10 minutes til noon bbt... new top post coming soon!
Ragan exits to join the folks in the backyard, and Enzo mocks him as soon as the sliding glass door shuts behind him.
Enzo: Matty probably wants to kill himself (in talking to Brendon)
Lane: And Hayden.. He's gotta be losing his mind. Stuck in there. No where to go.
Enzo: We gotta throw someone in there... Maybe Kristen... Did you see them huggin' yesterday?
Lane: Her layin' on the floor touchin' him like Shawshank Redemption..
***Thank you! Been waiting for them to notice that.
Enzo: He needs to think about why he's on the block..
Lane: Why are you there..
Enzo: Over what? A piece of ass?
Lane: That he's not even gonna see again, except at the wrap party?
Enzo: Sacrificing us? Making us vote? He needs to think.
Ragan re-enters, ending the conversation. Kathy comes in a moment later, and heads straight up to the HoH.
Lane: Where you goin?
Kathy: I'm goin' to Cancun.
Lane: You goin' to the restroom?
Kathy: I'm checkin to see if the door's locked.
As always, she walks right in to HoH, no knock.
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