Tuesday Late Night!
Say it with me, ready? Enzo go to bed! Enzo go to bed! Enzo find the note! Go Enzo Go! Think it'll work? Here's hoping he decides to stick his hand under his pillow sometime within the next two hours...
Around the house, Kathy's finishing her cleaning by killing a spider. Around the house it's general talk, nothing we haven't heard before.
Kathy's telling Lane that she thinks that Brendon wants her to fight with him (?) and then she and Hayden continue to chat about Brendon on the patio. Ragan and Britney are playing pool with Matt watching.
I'll be here when things get interesting!
Around the house:
--Hayden's dozing on the patio, while Kathy tells him no napping, he's going to bed early.
-_Brendon's on the patio
--Kathy/Britney are folding towels
--Ragan/Matt at the pool table
--Enzo up in HOH listening to music
--Lane in the kitchen..
Matt is planning to stay up late so he can sleep away most of tomorrow. Britney and Matt talk birth control. *L* Britney explains how the NevoRing works, she loved it, and he was floored by a girlfriend who used the DepoProvera shot, so on and so forth. He's suspicious of anything that says it'll last weeks, months, years.
Matt: it's more the fact that the technology is so amazing they can do that now. I can't believe you wouldn't know that ring is there, you know? I mean i don't have a vagina, but it seems odd you wouldn't feel it all the time..
Britney: It's like a tampon, you don't feel that either..
Matt: But I don't get that either! If I had something in my butt...
Britney: well, I'd feel that too! But it's like, you don't feel your gall bladder right now!
This translates into things that shouldn't go 'up' places they shouldn't go, and how they just don't understand Ragan's claim that it is not only uncomfortable, but pleasurable and they just don't get it. Goes into a VERY personal story by Matt about an enema.. hahah! - seriously, watch it on flashback!
11:41 -Britney and Brendon play pool, breaking up the very graphic convo with her and Matt. Matt heads inside where Hayden, Kathy and Ragan are... so Matt starts asking Ragan questions..
Matt: Have you ever gone without lube?
Ragan: God no.
Matt: is there such a thing as too much lube?
Ragan: there can never be too much - water based.
11:45 Matt and Ragan go to the storage room to put away some escargot, and find libations. They bring it out for the rest of the group. Matt goes up to let Enzo know that there's beer downstairs. He says he'll come down after this song, Matt goes back to the kitchen.
--Lessa: enzo go to bed! enzo go to bed!
Brendon beats Britney, and goes upstairs to the HOH room.
Enzo: You beat Britney, knocked that bitch out? Yeah!
Brendon: This place is driving me crazy
Enzo: Yeah, everyone's against you, no one wants to hang up here, whatever man.
Brendon: Britney man, she'll put me up.
Enzo: Yeah, she'll probably put me and you up man. I gotta win this HOH. I just hope it's not a double eviction, I get the first HOH, and don't get sh*t... We got a good chance though, against Ragan..
Brendon: If it's something where you're knocking out people, you gotta do it intelligently. hayden messed up putting me and Rachel up together, it's obvious then. But I dunno, maybe everyone in this house is on the same page..
Enzo: it depends on who starts it off...
Brendon: It's not gonna be the knockout..
Enzo: We'll all be doing questions at the same time..
Brendon: And maybe it'll be three at a time, or something. Win and eliminate a player..
Enzo: they tell us right?
Brendon: If they say everyone pack their bags, we'll know.
--oh you sweet, delusional player... someone ELSE packs your bags...
Brendon: Britney said she wouldn't put me up, but I don't trust her..
Enzo: They tell you whatever you want. Man, I just want to win! I want a letter, a cd! People won't be hanging up here either, man. Like with Matt everyone was up here without him! That's wack, man...
--Lessa: kinda like you were earlier? hmmmmmmm.
These are lather rinse repeat conversations...
Matt beats Hayden, moves on to play Brendon in the finals. Hayden goes up to get him. Britney, Ragan and Kathy are in the cabana room.
12:07am HOH Hayden/Enzo
Enzo: this guys making me laugh yo, he's all no one wants to hang out with me, no one better be putting me up, I made deals, and I was like who you thinks going up then.. I was laughing.. Kathy? Yeah, well you m'effer... he was just I'm tired of this place, these people... I dunno man. So I was in the cabana room and Matt was there with Ragan, and he was like you and Hayden still splitting? And I was like why are you talking that way in front of Ragan?!
Hayden: Right in front of Ragan?
Enzo: yeah! You think Mattie's telling him that we don't like Britney?
Hayden: Ragan's said that..
Enzo: You can't trust anything that goes on in that Have Not room now.. They said that Me you and Lane don't gotta do nothing this week, and that we'll let them get their hands dirty, and we ain't gonna do nothing. We're the athletic ones and ain't one anything
Hayden: There hasn't been any athletic challenges!
Enzo: so we're supposed to just let them have it, they put Brendon and Me up, and then he wins pov, whose to say Britney don't say sh*t yo?
Hayden: Here's the thing. We put up Brendon... we lose..
Enzo: Brendon's taking us to the f'in final three.
--Lessa: really? where's Kathy fit into that? He's taking HER final two...
Hayden: Here's what we gotta start doing. We play this game..
Enzo: We don't have to put Ragan up, put up Brit against Kathy
Hayden: Do we play scared, or play to win? We don't put up Brendon, we lose votes
Enzo: We have Rachel and Brendon and the Brigade!
Hayden: you think Mattie's gonna vote for us?
Enzo: He HAS too. You gotta make power moves, yo!
--Lessa: you gotta WIN to make ANY moves at ALL, Enzo! now go to bed!
Enzo: I told Mattie, i told him, yo you gotta understand, you or Lane go, and we gotta do what we gotta do for the Brigade. Just because you hate Brendon? he didn't do sh*t to me and Hayden! He's gonna be loyal to us because he don't trust anyone else!
Hayden: Ok, say me and you amke it final two, you or Lane.. You and I have Brendon/Rachel votes, that's two. We'll have Kathy, probably.
Enzo: And Ragan's vote.
Hayden: Not if we send his ass home!
Enzo: He has to understand it's a game. Long as you don't rub it into his face, we felt you was coming after me, make sh*t, that's it. He'll vote for us. Mattie's still not telling us what he's doing.
Hayden: We both pushed for Britney... but...
Enzo: he wasn't gonna do it. Ragan knows that too, about the pretzels..
Hayden: Kathy told him.
Enzo: you can't trust nobody in this house man!
--Lessa: Welcome to Big Brother!
Enzo: I trust you and Lane, that's it. I hate everyone in this house man. It's getting to this guy, no one wants to hang with him. This guys f'ed up right now. We might not even win HOH this week. So we just pay hard - we win, we worry about it after we win.
Hayden: If we win, we have to put up ragan and Britney
Enzo: and tell Ragan he's not the target.
Hayden: It's a power move, we gotta do it.
--ongoing, round in circles, and really kinda pointless because of Matt's DPOV.
12:20 In the cabana room, Britney and Kathy talk one of their favorite subjects - Rachel. Then about licenses and getting them renewed.
Enzo: I think this is a great Power move, yo. I told Mattie that we'd get revenge, but we have to do what's smart right now. Keep this donkey in this house and get us farther, then take him out.
Hayden: We gotta talk to them tomorrow, that we gotta do what's best for the Brigade.
Enzo: We gonna tell him? Just tell him Kathy is voting for Lane, no matter what, you lose.
--noooooooooot so much. hee.
Hayden: alright dude, we win this week, we put up Ragan and Britney.
Enzo: Why we gotta make the house happy and put up Brendon. He's not going after us! Not our fault that they don't know how to play the game! He's already complaining about that - they wanted to keep him! We wanted to get rid of him! Now they're upset? We don't gotta make the rest of them happy! I mean, I don't trust him, but I can trust him the next two weeks. Final four, he's gotta go.
Brendon goes into the Cabana room - he's putting his name in the Bowl, I guess we have today's second champion... cams flip to Lane, Ragan and Matt at the hammock.
Ragan: if my gut is right, I think that whoever stays out of the two of you, is the one to make it happen.
Matt: if they want a drama week? They'll make a POV he can't win.
12:31 - Brendon brings the bowl to the HOH.
Talk goes to the Vegas Event... upstairs, they're bashing Britney, Kathy and talking about HOH, bashing Ragan, etc - same thing again, again.
Downstairs in the hammock, Lane is telling Matt and Ragan what Brendon said about Britney before the noms - that he wanted Britney to win POV, that he didn't want to back door, so on, so forth.
Ragan: Want to hear my nom speech. Brendon, you've been nominated for blah blah blah floaters blah blah blah reasons, blah blah blah you're doing it for a girl you've known for 45 days.
Lane: Gonna say the blah blah blah?
Ragan: Yup! And the Kathy thing bothers me too. She is all over him, then comes away and annihilates him. I understand it's Big Brother, but if I don't like you, I'll be cordial, but not all over you.
Lane: She's playin the 'i can't do anything' to the hilt.
Matt: The pretzel situation pisses me off to no end..
--Pretzel-gate! Everyone drink!
Lane: She goes to whoever's in power.
Lane: OMG and if I have to listen to her laugh at herself one more time..
Ragan: I'm gonna get some ice! hahahah! is Ice the punchline? funny? I don't get it!
12:54 Jedi training in the HOH room, laughing at Kathy downstairs...
1am - alright, that's my time! Looks like Carolyn gets the joy of Enzo Freakout over the note in the Overnight Report! Night 'Dishers!