The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday!! What a Friday night on the live feeds!
Early in the evening, Jordan was hysterical with the boys and their sex talk. If you were out and about and missed the reappearance of "Phillip," Adam's alter ego, which then led into the kinky sex chat in the Candy Room, and you want a good giggle, go to feed 3 at 8:41pm.
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Today is PoV Day in the BB13 House! With Adam and Shelly on the block, I can't help but wonder if the pressure will lead one of them to finally win a comp. What do you think? Is 500k and their life in the game enough incentive to get one of them to step up to the comp plate?
While I get to work on amassing the Overnight Report, here's a special treat from our furry friend, @BB11HouseRodent. Enjoy his funny farewell to Lawon....
Please refresh this post at 6am BBT for the first sections of TOR. :)
Random.. just because I have the feeds running while I'm going through flashback and this was too good to resist... 4:37am... Nice dream, Adam?
Oh my.. hadn't pegged you for this position...
Jeff, Dani & Shelly
As we join our HGs, they're on the couch discussing the social experiment that is Big Brother... Adam also joins in the conversation. Rachel and Porsche are at the jacuzzi nearby, on feed 3, and we can hear their voices. More, Shelly can hear Rachel's voice, which is... not pleasing to her.
Jeff: It's genius.
Dani: No kidding, right?
Jeff: It's so simple and genius.
Dani: So cheap.
Jeff: Lock people in a house.
Shelly: Lock em in and watch em run.
Jeff: F*ck, it is..
Dani: Social experiment.
Jeff: Social experiment... Open a door.. It's such an experiment..
Shelly: I can't wait to sit at home at home at the end of this and tell Tony everything.
Dani: It's gonna be funny though, because when you do try to do that, he's gonna be like, I know, I know, I saw that.. It's really funny.
Shelly: He's probably wachin' right now goin' "don't hit the button, don't hit the button... don't kill anybody..." Which is what I'm really refraining from right now... I made more threats in a box (in the DR) today than I've ever made in my life.
Adam: Made more what?
Shelly: I made a lot of threats today.
Dani: I wish we could just have 24 hours away from everything...
Shelly: Yeah, no sh*t. Maybe you can win that tomorrow.
Dani: That'd be awesome... I was just saying to Kalia.. How sad that we've been here for 42 days.. yesterday 41.. 41 days into this, plus another week (hotel sequester), so almost 50 days for Lawon, and he's not even in jury.
Shelly: I know.
Dani: He has to go home and watch. I was like, that's brutal.. After you make the half way party, and everything? That's like a slap in the face.
Dani: Like from production..
Shelly: Yeah.. Well, he can thank me and..
Dani: Oh, I didn't mean it like that. I just mean for anybody.. That sucks.
Shelly: Believe me.. Believe me.. And isn't it just very quaint that it happens the very next day?
Dani: Yeah.. That's what I was telling Adam and Porsche too.. I know for a fact.. ____ comes on the speaker and says "Congratulations, you made it half-way. You're all in the jury." And Jeff said so too, and... I was like, I know it's been 4 years, but I remember that and it's really weird.. and they're like, Oh, you know, they probably just do stuff to screw with your head... I'm like, nooo... They don't do stuff like that.
The HGs have still not been told that they've made the jury yet. They think they must be, but there is a level of uncertainty...
***I can't help but wonder if Dick's departure bought us voting privileges this season... A jury of 6 HGs and 1 collective America & Canada's Vote. Hmm.
Dani: Oh Shelly...
Shelly: I trust ya.
Dani: I'm nervous about tomorrow. Not nervous.. More like an excited nervous..
Shelly: I would like nothing more than to win it and chuck it in her face.
Shelly: I'm not kidding. I'm done with that. I'm absolutely done with all that. I don't care who self destructs... I never thought this gae could.. I don't even know the word for it.. My life is so normal.
Dani: Like, in real life you don't associate yourself with a lot of these... characters. You know what I mean?
Shelly: Yup. But I don't even wanna sit here with her now. I don't wanna look at her face.. or his. I don't want them near me. I mean, seriously.. to the point where I'm like, I don't have to be near em..
Dani: I've been there. I was there 2 weeks ago.
Shelly: I've just never in my life seen people like this. It's so discouraging.. It's embarrassing.. I see how people get broken down in here.
Dani: Oh yeah.
Shelly: If I have to listen to her mouth any more, I'm just gonna blow a gasket. I think the most frustrating thing is, in real life, you can get away..
Dani: I know.. And you can't here.. and if you do, it's like, Why aren't you being social? Why aren't you doing this? Oooh yeah..
Shelly: I just hope they don't win. I hope they don't win another damn, f'ing thing..
This conversation continues and intensifies. If you'd like to watch from this point forward in the flashback section of the live feeds, please go to 11:10pm on feed 1.
Shelly & Kalia
We join this conversation already in progress...
Shelly: ..and I'm insulted. And I'm embarrassed.. and I'm angry..
Kalia: Yeah. Trust me I know.
Shelly: People like that breaking you down.
By people like that, Shelly is referring primarily to the one she's staring at... Rachel, who is lying down adjacent to the jacuzzi, chatting with Porsche.
Kalia: And that's what happens. But they're not the ones breaking you down. You're already in a place where the elements and the things make it easy to get there..
Shelly: I can't believe that though.. That's just not me.. Not my life.
Kalia: heh. Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. I can't wait for my best friend to be like, Didn't I tell you not to go in there and cry?
Shelly: Dude, in 20 years, I haven't been this upset.
Shelly: Now I'm just humiliated, frustrated..
Kalia: You shouldn't be humiliated though..
Shelly: I am.. I am a tough person in life..
Kalia: I keep looking at him like, why is he here? How did this happen?
Shelly: Stupid. Took less than 24 hours too..
***Really? The 2 of you are wondering how this happened? Really?
Shelly: I'm so aggravated.. my insides feel cold and empty..
Kalia: And then tomorrow you gotta wake up and put on your eye of the tiger game music and show these people what the business is.
Shelly: I know. Would you ever walk out the door?
Kalia: Would I? I was half a second away from it. Last night I was like, I don't know how I'm going.. The only thing that keeps me from doing that are the people in here that I want to stay and protect, and because there's still too much of me that wants to show the non-believers that I can kick ass... And on top of that, I would feel like such a f'ing lamo if I quit.
Kalia: I know that the second I got outside the door, I would try to catch it and jump back in, and be like, no, I'm not a quitter. I'm just not.
Kalia: My whole family would be like, i can't believe you left.
Shelly: I know, but do you stay in here and embarrass your family?
Kalia: But you're not embarrassing your family.. That's the thing. If you're doing everything..
Shelly: It took me 42 days to realize you can't take the moral high ground in this game. You just can't.
Kalia: I think you can, but you have to pick and choose your battles..
Shelly: I could never hurt Tony and Josie.. But I also will not let someone walk on my stuff..
Kalia: The way you do that in this game is you go out there and win, and put that Veto around your neck. Every week it's something new.
Shelly: What if they both get to play?
Kalia: 3 people aren't gonna play.. It's the same numbers as last week.. It's so weird.. We've been here for soooo long, and only 4 people have been evicted. Like, what the crap?
Shelly: I know. I don't wanna go. I don't want somebody like that to push me over the edge. Do you know how many times I've helped that woman? I made her wedding dress, for cryin' out loud.. and for her to say I said that about Jordan, and her own boyfriend wouldn't even defend her? Makes me sick.
Kalia: I know.
This conversation is ongoing, but so is the night, and I've got to move on. If you'd like to watch this on flashback, please go to 11:30pm on feed 1.
Brendon & Rachel
Rachel tells Brendon they're going to have to sleep in the single bed in the Chrome Room, between Shelly and Adam, because no one will give up a double bed for them...
As you can imagine, Shelly's thrilled... not so much.
Adam, Jeff, Porsche and Kalia
Shelly goes inside the house, so the other HGs are free to have some fun for a few minutes....
You gotta flour your banana first... A simple instruction about how to prepare chocolate covered bananas leads into an innuendo filled flashback funny. Click the pic to get to the live feed log in page, if you've gottem, or the 3 day free trial, if you need em.
Jeff: Why ya gotta cover a banana in chocolate?
Porsche: Cuz they're... better..
Kalia: Yeah.. Porsche!
Brendon: What?! Did I just miss something?
Adam: She's talkin about Keith's chocolate banana..
Kalia: That's not the banana I'm talking about..
And so on.. It's funny. Check it.
F1/2 - Dani, Kalia and Porsche are in the kitchen, chatting & midnight snacking...
F 3/4 - Adam, Brendon and Jeff are out back shooting pool and enjoying some pure guy time..
Off Camera, Rachel has just gone to bed...
Backyard - Couch
Jeff, Adam and Shelly
The pool game has just wrapped up, and Brendon has just this moment walked inside...
Adam: You ready to kick some ass tomorrow?
Jeff: Kick it.
Adam: You ready to take some prizes or punishments?
Shelly: Probably punishments.
Adam: All I know, Jeff, is if you take a trip to Hawaii, you're taking me with you.
Jeff: Dude, my ass isn't safe either.
Adam: ...but you said I had nothing to worry about.
Jeff: Well, if it comes down to it, I'll let you guys take yourself off the block. You know what I mean? If it's like something like that..
Adam: Who do I handcuff myself to for 24 hours? Kalia.. I'll hit the self-evict button and take her with me.
Jeff: Yeah.. take one for the team.
Adam: Take 2 for the team.
Jeff goes inside.
Shelly: Are Brendon and Rachel sleeping between us?
Adam: I f'in pray to God not.
Shelly: I think they are.
Adam: No, Kalia a Porsche..
Adam: They refused to share a bed? Cuz I told them, they have to.
Shelly: That'll be really fun, if I have to sleep next to them.
***Get ready for fun.
Shelly: Just add to my night.. Then I will go push the f'in button.. Just her way of intimidating.. Just bein' a stupid person.. I swear to God, if she's layin there, I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest.
Adam: Yeah.. Way to show some appreciation, honey. Her.
Adam: Well, we f'd up.
Shelly: I feel sick.
Adam: So do I.
Shelly: Like throw up sick?
Shelly: So do I.
After a few more words, Shelly heads inside, sees that Rachel is indeed in the bed between hers and Adams, and leaves the room.. pacing about the house...
Adam takes advantage of being alone in the backyard and tells us what's on his mind...
Adam: Alright.. I'll be the 1st to say it. I f'd up. I f'd up bigtime. Jeff and Jordan, I really hope you guys do have my back, but I f*cked up. I. F*cked. Up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. Shelly F*cked up. I f*cked up. Kalia f*cked up. I could've learned from her mistake. Lawon, bro, I am so f'in sorry. Havin' a target in front of me, rather than an ally behind me was not a good move. So hard getting Brendon out the first time.. Even if we get him out a second time, Rachel's still here. This all has to work out. If it works out, and we get Brendon out of here this week. Rachel turns into a basket case. She f*cks up. Then it's smooth sailin.. Not smooth. Smoother sailing. But.. I. F*cked. Up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. I f*cked up. "Hey, Adam, Big Brother 13.. What was your best move?" F*ckin' up. It's my best move for Rachel and Brendon, because I got rid of Lawon.. and the f'ing..
Shelly returns to the backyard...
Shelly & Adam
Shelly: Her and her boyfriend are right between us.
Adam: I'll say something when I go in.
Shelly: That's bullsh*t! I mean, why do they have to continue to be this way?
***errr.. Cuz there was nowhere else for them to sleep.
Shelly: Rachel and Brendon.
Adam: They don't have to be. Kalia and Porsche should share a bed.
Shelly: Don't create any more turmoil.
***Meaning, what, Shelly? Don't deflect from your rant with facts?
Shelly: This is a joke. I really don't get it. Of allll the places to sleep, she has to come sleep next to me, when she knows very well I am not happy with her. Now she has to sleep there? Gahh.. I swear to God, I am gonna punch a wall. I've had about a gut full today. Sick of it. Unbelievable. They are the 2 rudest people I've ever met in my life. Unbelievable. Maybe they can have sex right there too. Right by us. Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam!
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff & Jordan camp out in the Purple Room, waiting on Shelly to get out of the bathroom, so they can comfort her... We have limited chatter and lots of BRB breaks before Shelly joins them at
After several BRB breaks, we get into conversation...
Jeff & Jordan, cont'd
Jordan: I cannot believe they would not give up their bed.
Jeff: I can't believe it either.
Jordan: My God..
Jeff: That's what you're dealing with.. They're gonna look like f'in.. Actually, no one's gonna know..
Jordan: I was tellin' her you don't have to, cuz I thought she was talkin' about Porsche.. and then I found out what it was about..
Jeff: If that was me, I woulda been like, one of you guys is f'in moving.. And then, Rachel was like, don't even worry about it, and just kept walking to the hammock.
Jordan: Really? That is so weird. That's something that woulda happened our season.. People not givin' up beds.
Jeff: Who's Daniele tryin' to target? Brendon or Rachel?
Jeff: Oh really?
Jordan: Cuz she said he was too good in competitions and Rachel's a wreck without him...
Jeff: I'm gonna ask her.
Jordan: Perfect time to. I want some chips.. My butts gonna get big.
Jeff: Every time I looked in, Porsche was eatin' somethin...
Jordan: You think of me?
Jeff: Nooo.. Not at all.. Just now every time I see her eating, I laugh... (pause) Rachel's like a different f'in person. She thinks she's so cool.
Jordan: Whole lotta people are.
Jeff: And now her and Porsche are besties again. It makes no sense. I'm so confused.
Jordan: I know.
Jeff: Hey Daniele!! C'mere for a sec...
Dani: I'm thinking to backdoor Brendon.
Jeff: That's what I was... Which one do you want out?
Dani: Well, my whole thing is they could both go on the block together, and if one of them wins, she's staying up there, and he's coming down, and clearly he's the bigger threat. So..
Jordan: I knew. When you did nominations, I was like, oh, ok. I know exactly what she's doing.
Dani: I was like, it's a big risk, but..
Jeff: I was like, woah, what kind of deal did they cut? Jordan's like, she's backdooring them.. I was like, woahh.. Crafty! I was so dumb. I didn't think.
Dani: Well I'm like, if I puttem both up, they both get to play, and then the chances of them winning are pretty high. This way, probably one of them gonna play, but I feel like if they're both playing the percentage is really high.. and if they win it, she's staying up, cuz she doesn't even wanna be here any more.. She knows she can't win.. But hey're both stuck here all summer, so their best shot of winning is with him.
Jeff: I just wanna know.. If I get picked to play and I win, do you want me to take someone off?
Dani: Let's just wait and see who gets picked first.. was just telling her, I am not wearing a unitard.. This is not gonna be fun if it's one of those. I feel like Adam would though, right? hehehe. Let him take it.
Jordan: I think it is gonna be one of those... where it's gonna be a surprise and you pick it..
Dani: I think it's gonna be one of the ones where you give stuff up or take prizes.
Jordan: yeah.. That's what I think.
Dani: Cuz we haven't had any Veto Comp where you win prizes.. so I think it's about time.. and it's about time to make people do stupid stuff and look like fools. I'm not excited.
This conversation is ongoing. Dani tells Jeff and Jordan that she'd like to see Adam win the comp.. Jeff thanks Dani for keeping them safe this week, and she says 100%... If you'd like to catch this in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to 1am on Feed 1 to continue from this point forward.
8am BBT - Ruh Roh! BB just called a wrap on my Overnight Report. Wakey, Wakey!!! GenieSea's got the Morning Report ready to fire off, as soon as the HGs are up and talky.