The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sanity Sunday!
We're gonna party like rockstars at the Sunday Show Viewing Party tonight! As always, the East Coast CBS Link will be available in the Viewing Party post, and the post will go live at 7:50pm eastern. So whether you've got a football preemption or your tv's out due to Irene, or you're on the west coast and you just want to watch it early, we've got you covered!
It was a big day here on BBDish yesterday and it was a long night of manipulations on the live feeds! As of 4:35am, Porsche and Kalia have just moved upstairs to the HoH on 1 and 2, and they're still going! All game talk... Up until 5 minutes ago, they were in the backyard with Shelly...
It's an interesting talk.. but there is still game, because Jordan is addressing Shelly with no malice. This continues for quite a while, through several BRB screens..
MachiaShelly is back! Shelly will not be going down without a fight. But I'm getting ahead of myself.. We'll get to that soon enough in the Overnight Report. While I'm getting it together, a couple of things for you...
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- It's time to start looking for "lovely parting gifts" for Shelly, or Adam, to be fair... Click here to Start, have a look around, and facebook message me your funniest finds! :) I'll put them up in a later post..
OK.. time to make the donuts... Please refresh this page at oooh.. let's say 7:00am BBT, and the first several sections of the overnight will magically appear before your eyes...
Porsche, Kalia, Shelly
Porsche and Kalia are working out final 4 scenarios, worst case scenarios..
Kalia: So I'm literally head to head with Rachel in an HoH.. and now that she has a shot and a chance, she's gonna fight like.. She's back to Rachel.
Shelly: Gotta get her out. Right away.
Porsche: mm hmm
Shelly: Tell ya what, I will leave all my class at the door and I'll kick her really hard in the shins.
Porsche: I'm totally cool with that.
Kalia: Give the speech of life and leave her flustered and jacked..
Shelly: I'm gonna do a classy speech, though..
Kalia: I know.
Porsche: And as you're going out, be like, by the way, I'm gonna tell Brendon you're pregnant.
Shelly: No, I'm not gonna get sued for Slander.
Kalia: OK.. so let's say I win HoH, and I say, "Rachel, I have to put you up.. Adam, don't worry, you're a pawn
Porsche: No bueno.. Adam, don't worry, you shoulda f*ckin'...
Kalia: Don't worry, you're a pawn. Don't hate me because..
Shelly: But you'll lose his vote. You gotta think about jury too.
Kalia: I know. I'm trying.
Shelly: Cuz you lied to him about a final 2 deal.
Kalia: Not really. Cuz if she wins the Veto, Jordan goes up, and I have no choice.. I have to vote Jordan out.
Shelly: And still keep Rachel here?
Kalia: She won the Veto and took herself down.
Shelly: Oh, oh.. ok, I got that.... I'm gonna ask to come in and host a Veto. I didn't get to host a single competition.
And so on.. They're working out worst case scenarios.. Shelly leaves to go downstairs, and Porsche and Kalia tell her to keep their planning between the 3 of them. Shelly tells them not to worry about it, and that she wants alcohol. Porsche tries to call her back in, offering wine, but Shelly suddenly can't hear and goes on her way.
Immediately, Porsche and Kalia talk about what Shelly doesn't know: their deal with Jordan and Rachel.
Kalia: She doesn't know about this, so the thing is, no matter what happens next week, this has to go.
Kalia: Unless they go back on their deal. The only bad thing is... It sucks cuz Adam's next..
Porsche: They talked though.. Jordan and Adam.. they're cool.
Kalia: They're cool, but she's still voting the out. Next week, it doesn't matter.. The only thing that sucks is if Adam wins the Veto and takes himself down.. The veto.. I hate the veto sometimes.
Porsche: In all reality, it's not gonna be another veto like this f*cking hanging thing. Don't count on it.
Kalia: That is this is Rachel's thing.
Porsche: mm hmm
Kalia: This is what she does best.
Porsche: mm hmm. Hang onto Brendon. ♫Ironic...
Kalia: Exactly. Lock her legs around him and never let go. That's what she does... So this? Her best competition is not coming again until final 3.
Porsche: mm hmm.
The PoV Comp was Endurance style, and similar to the Banana comp, but instead of bananas, the HGs were hanging on to effigies of their former partners. Kinda creepy. And it only lasted 35 minutes.
Skipping ahead to 9:45pm on feed 3, swearing her to secrecy, Kalia tells Porsche about Shelly and the Fortune Teller. She also brings up the possibility of Shelly's worst fear being true: that Rachel and Jordan spend so much time in the purple room, they may have already gotten the power.
Kalia: I'm gonna tell you something else, and you can't repeat it. Earlier today, I went to talk to Shelly in the purple room, and the sorceress was on. Moving. Eyes Moving. Talking.
Kalia: She was moving her mouth, but nothing was coming out. We sat in there for like an hour and a half waiting of her to say something. We searched every piece of her...
This conversation is ongoing, much like the night, and I've got to move forward. If you'd like to check it out in the flashback section of the live feeds, please go to 9:45pm on feed 3.
Adam & Porsche
Porsche: (paraphrasing) I beat Jeff fair and square. I beat him when he needed it most. I hope he respects that. If he would've used the veto on me when I needed it?
Adam: Exactly.. he wasn't doing it to save you. He was doing it to put his plan into effect (and get rid of Dani).
Porsche: mm hmm
Adam: You were just a pawn.. So was Kalia.. and you saw how close she was to going home.. and even though Shelly's already talking about she's already checked out.. like, I don't even know if she'll campaign to Rachel and Jordan, or if that's just her act right now...
Porsche: Well, obviously they're gonna use it on themselves..
Adam: That's why I went into the bathroom a little while ago, and I was like, what do you two want for breakfast tomorrow? Can I make you any dinner tonight?
Porsche: What'd they say?
Adam: They started laughing.. I know they hate Shelly..
They move on to Adam's game plan for what happens if he wins HoH next week...
Adam: Well, next week, obviously, if I win, I would rather use her as the pawn, and you vote and I tiebreak.
Porsche: Use who?
Adam: Use Kalia. I'm gonna put Rachel and Jordan up. but if Rachel wins Veto, and comes off, I'll have to put one of you two up.
To catch the rest of this conversation on flashback, please go to 10:15pm on Feed 3.
Jordan and Kalia are talking about 1st impressions when they walked in the house... Shelly's paying close attention.. and participating as well.
Jordan & Adam
Jordan: Thursday was my breaking point. I'm really embarrassed. I shouldn't have acted the way I did. I can't... I didn't know I could scream so loud..
Adam: You kinda step outside of yourself. You see yourself doing it, and you can't stop it.
Jordan: Yeah. I was just in outrage.
Adam: Trust me, I get in trouble where I work a lot, because..
Jordan: Your temper?
Adam: (nods affirmative)
***Farah, if you're reading this, Adam hopes you didn't forget to pay his health insurance premium! (Eddie, I know you're reading this.. please, remind her.) :)
Feeds 1 & 2
Adam, Rachel & Jordan
Adam: Would you ever do this again.
Rachel: I don't think I would ever get asked back.
Adam: You don't know.
Rachel: I definitely don't think I'd get asked back, ever, and depending where my life was, I don't think... I don't know... I don't think Brendon would let me. He'd be like, "You are Crazy! You go psycho in that house." I'd be like, "Yes, I do go psycho in the house.. in real life too." But no.. I'm not coming back. That's another way to put it.
Adam: That's what I'm thinking. I love this experience. I would not trade it for the world. I'm so happy I did this.
Rachel: AllStars would be different... People don't attack you because you're a competitor.
Adam: Because they're all competitors.
Rachel: Right. That's the biggest thing.
Adam: I still think we need to get a Survivor vs Big Brother..
Rachel: I would totally do that. It's only 39 days.
Adam: Not even a full season..
Rachel: But actually.. I'm retiring from reality tv. I wouldn't really do it. Brendon said that we're never doing anything like this again.
Adam: Yeah, but.. You're not old enough to remember Battle of the Network Stars..
**lol! I am! Just barely! But they shot quite a few of them here on Key Biscayne at the Sonesta Hotel where my mom worked, and which was pretty much my living room my whole life... I'll never forget Kareem Abdul Jabbar swimming the length of the Olympic sized pool in under 10 strokes! hehehe! But I digress...
And we're moving on... I just wanted to make sure you got Rachel's Reality TV Retirement announcement.. for posterity. I wish the "Brendon wont allow it" wasn't a part of it, but it is what it is...
***blech! I'm out of splenda. unsweetened coffee. blech. the things I do for you...
Feed 3 & 4
***Oh magic door, let me in...
While the happy chatter on 1 and 2 continues, Kalia gives Shelly a huge opening to create her next ruse... "Do you think Adam got a power?" Guess where we're going...
Feeds 3 & 4
Shelly & Kalia
Actually, we'll start a minute earlier, so make sure we get the set up.
Kalia: I'm so aggravated... As soon as I find something to worry about, I go ahead and start worrying about it.
Shelly: About What?
Kalia: This.. Perhaps that Rachel got some kind of something out of that room this morning.
Shelly: Well, do you think she did?
Kalia: I don't know.. I really don't. And Adam asked about it too...
Shelly: Did he hear about it? Does he know?
Kalia: No. I didn't tell anybody. (**except Porsche)
Shelly: I haven't told anyone.
Kalia: But he asked. He said, "I wonder if the Sorceress is gonna do anything soon." I said, she's good for nothing. And then, when I was upstairs, Porsche said...
Shelly: Well, that's odd. Why would you bring that up all of a sudden?
***Why would you suddenly become fixated on it all of a sudden?
Kalia: That's what I said. And then Porsche said he was asking her about the sorceress earlier too.
Shelly: They they did something. They have something. There's no reason he's gonna bring it up otherwise.
Kalia: Do you think maybe Adam got something??
***Get to work, MachiaShelly, here's your big opening...
Shelly: He could've.. He could very well have... Cuz he keeps sayin', "I'm only dependent on me. I'm only dependent on me."
Kalia: I don't know what that means.
**I'm thinking it meant he's self-reliant, but carry on..
Shelly: He doesn't seem concerned about the competitions.. So, if you guys want to flush out the power? You gotta vote him out. If he can use the power, then I go, cuz then he just puts.. It goes to the other person.. but if he did get something.. I'll ask him.. if he did.
Kalia: Well, that's what I was saying.. Maybe we should ask.. and uh..
Shelly: Cuz I told him. I said, dude, you're gonna have to win out, and he said, "I'm not too worried about it. I got a plan. I trust myself." And He was smiling.. I didn't know what it meant, but now that you say that he's talking about the sorcerer? He's trying to subtly say it without saying it.. That something has happened with it. So he may be safe regardless.
Kalia: That's what I'm saying.
Shelly: I mean, Jeff got a power that let him overthrow both nominations..
Kalia: That's what I'm saying.. If he got something that would allow him.. My biggest worry is that Rachel got it.. That Rachel got something that keeps her safe, and she can use it whenever she wants to. That's really bad, especially with 6 people left in the house.
Shelly: Oh yeah, absolutely. She'll make it with a power.
Kalia: 6.. and she won the veto, so she can just use the veto this week and be done with it.. and use it next week or the week after when people try to put her up, and she's in the final 3 easy.. or even at final 4, when she can pull it out at the last minute and go, "Haha! I'm going to final 3."
Shelly: Yeah, it might be a power that can be used at the end of the game this time. Who knows.
***♫Paranoia... will destroy ya...
Adam, Porsche & Kalia
Kalia tells Adam about the Fortune Teller coming to life... Carolyn fights the strong urge to go look at favorite ebay search: mushka. I can look when I'm done.
Kalia: I have a question..
Kalia: Slash, something to talk about.. and it can't be repeated. So.. earlier today... The sorceress was moving around.
Adam: It wasn't. Says who?
Kalia: Says.. I saw it.
Adam: It was actually moving?
Kalia: Lights lit up.. eyes lit up.. candle.. the mouth was moving.. but not saying anything... and the sign that said please do not disturb was gone.
Porsche: She told me very recently.
Adam: Yeah, but the place is locked.. so the Sorceress is gone. There is still a quarter in there.
Kalia: No, it's gone.
Adam: The quarter's gone?
Kalia: I put it in.
Adam: Oh, you put it in?
**And.. release the bomb...
Kalia: Yeah.. and that's why Shelly was sitting in there all day.. because she was waiting for something. She thought maybe a power?? Something was gonna happen.
Adam: And now the room is locked.
Kalia: Well.. now the room is locked, but we told them in the Diary Room.. so we don't know.. But the worry is that Rachel got something this morning.. because she gets up early, and she was in there all morning... but she's not acting.. she's acting safe now, but she won the veto..
Adam: Did Shelly close the door?
Kalia: Yeah, because she didn't want anyone to walk by and see it lighting up.. She kept saying, " I think what's gonna happen is, I'm gonna sit here and babysit this thing for hours and then somebody's gonna walk in and get a power." But I know that you get up early sometimes...
Adam: Not this morning..
This conversation is ongoing... Go to 1:29am on Feed 1 to watch the rest... Adam points out that the sign was gone, since at least Wednesday..
Meanwhile, on feed 3, also at 1:29am, we have the beginning of another interesting development...
Shelly, Rachel & Jordan
Shelly's parked on the couch, waiting for Jordan to come out of the restroom.
Rachel: How's your back doing?
Shelly: I'm good. Thanks.
Jordan emerges. Shelly puts on her best caring mom smile..
Shelly: Can I have you for 5 minutes, and not about the game?
So begins a very long conversation and apology. As we well know, there is no such thing as not game in the Big Brother house and certainly not with MachiaShelly...
I'll be covering pieces. If I tried to get the whole thing, I'd be typing til tomorrow. To watch this for yourself, please go to 1:28am on feed 3 in the flashback section of the live feeds. Click the pic below to get to the live feeds log in page, if you've got them, or the 3 day free trial of the live feeds, if you need them.
Shelly: If you're tired.. we can do it tomorrow.
Jordan: No, I'll talk.
They decide on the Have Have Not Room, since the Purple Room is still locked.
Jordan: Ok.. let's talk about it.
Shelly: I'm shaking, so just bear with me.
Carolyn: oh, please.
Jordan: You gonna jump down my throat?
Shelly: No, not at all.
Jordan: I should probably..
Shelly: Don't say anything.
Jordan: Well wait.. I wanted to tell you somethin first. I should apologize to you for my behavior in the purple room. Yelling like that on national tv. I'm sure my mom was very proud.
Shelly: As well, mine.
Jordan: And you're an adult, and I was very disrespectful to you.. and I'm sorry.
Shelly: I totally accept your apology.
Jordan: I just was..
Shelly: You had every right to be upset.
Jordan: I just felt like um.. ok.. since week one, I felt like you were with us the whole time, and you were somebody like Jeff.. I felt like that with you. She's cool, she's someone I trust 100%.. and where Dani offers us everything in the world, and we decide not to take that and go with you and Adam.. cuz we're like, we've built up this team, we've been with you since day one.. and after we talked to her, I told Jeff, she threw ever every single person.. even her 2 people (Porsche & Kalia) who they think she's their best friend.. When they see the tapes, they're gonna be so upset.
Shelly: I know..
Jordan: Dani was gonna sell them out, if we worked with her. She said whatever to every singl person in this house.
Shelly: I know.
Jordan: The sad thing is.. Jeff thought he had your vote.. He walked out the door.. I didn't even get to say goodbye to him... He thought it was Adam.. So he even would've...
Jordan continues her explanation to Shelly about her feelings of complete betrayal at Shelly's hand, telling her that even though Shelly's lies were piling up and becoming evident, she still gave her the benefit of the doubt, and she covered for her, and thought Shelly had their backs, when really, Shelly was just readying the knife to plunge into them.
Jordan: I had your back 100%. Jeff had your back 100%. And then the day of the live show, I found out you were campaigning for Dani? If you had come to us and been straight, we would'nt have been mad... Jeff even said, cuz we didn't know it was a double eviction.. "After this live show, we're gonna pull Shelly aside and talk." And I guess everything was going around, and tempers were flared.. and I don't know.. I just felt like you really just took that knife and stabbed me in the back.
Jordan: And you were somebody that... I thought very highly of.. I felt like I could talk to you about anything. I always said in there, you're the mom away from home..
Jordan says she feels that Shelly was just sharing all her secrets with the other side all along.
Shelly: Well, you're wrong there, and you'll see that 100%. That's one of the minor things I wanna talk to you about. I really am quite anxious for you to see the show. Um. Lemme address a couple of the things you said.. That I heard.. 1 that you can't can't wait to watch the show and see how I've laughed at you guys and done all this and planned this..
Jordan: Well, what I meant was, I've said all these nice things and thought something of this person, and what if she's in the DR someone completely different.. Just like in my season.. There was a guy that I trusted in the beginning, Ronnie.. and then he was like, "Haha! I'm the manipulator." But we weren't close like that.
Hey everyone, I just realized it's now 1pm eastern, and I've been here culling and transcribing for like 7 hours now.. My Sunday Sanity Break is fast slipping away.. So, while the above conversation did carry on quite a bit longer, complete with tears from Shelly, and the ever heart string pulling "someday when you have a child, you'll understand," etc. etc... and of course the proverbial and ever predictable Rachel bashing.. This concludes the Overnight Report for today.
I do strongly encourage you to watch the exchange on flashback... There's not a person among you who can't afford a free trial. Here it is.. just below...