The Overnight Report
Good Morning, BB Lovers! :0) Happy Monday!
It's PoV Ceremony Day in the BB House, but unless Pandora's Box makes another appearance or the Fortune Teller starts talking, this one wont be too suspenseful! ;0)
I often tease that the Overnight Report goes great with coffee, but it's really true!
I mentioned last night during the viewing party that someone would be winning a new BBDish Mug.. That someone is... KScooterfox! Congrats!
I bought a bunch of stuff last night, including a tshirt to give Adam in Vegas, in hopes he'll use it to remember my url. ;)
We added a ton of BBDishSwag for BB13 last night. Go take a peek while I start culling and transcribing. Syn & C=Venus did all the graphics. Cool stuff!
The flip flops crack me up... although I have to admit, I'm a little troubled by the idea of people stepping on my face all day.
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OK.. Time to make the donuts! Please check back here at 6am BBT for the first few sections of the overnight...
Jordan & Rachel
Rachel's doing lunges across the yard
Jordan: I feel like I've made some really bad decisions.
Rachel: Me too. Just like, stupid mistakes.
Jordan: You're like all about workout woman tonight!
Rachel: Yeah.. Cuz.. There's gonna be some speed stuff and some more Endurance stuff.
Jordan: Well, I'll work out tomorrow.
Rachel: Yeah.. Well, there's gonna be skills, so you take care of those. Cuz I'm really bad at those.
Jordan: Rachel, I was thinkin' about this..
Jordan turns to make sure they're still alone in the yard.
Jordan: If Adam is with us to 3? Tell me if somebody's comin'...
Jordan: Can you see?
Jordan: To 3? Like 3 of us? All we gotta do is get rid of 2 more people and that's it.
***Since in their minds, they've moved ahead to Thursday, and Shelly's already gone, and they're already at final 5.
Rachel: I know.
Jordan: Cuz.. We can not get split up. If we get plait up and I'm stuck in here by myself, I will shoot myself.
Rachel: I know. God.
Jordan: I can not be here by myself.
Rachel: Here comes Shelly..
Friendly chatter ensues with Shelly... They've mended personal fences... Compliments for Rachel's from Shelly.. Compliments for Shelly from Rachel and Jordan. Talk turns to the whole BB experience and how much clearer it becomes once you watch the season. Jordan and Rachel share that neither Jeff nor Brendon have ever watched their seasons... Then Shelly has a psychic and rather poignant moment, considering the absurd and disturbing madness that's been circulating..
Shelly: I told Tony, there's all these people online, and half of them will hate me, and half of them may like me, but you're going to read stuff that's going to hurt your feelings about me... and I said, people are gonna say stuff on the show... They could all hate me and be callin' me every name in the book. He's like, "They don't know you." We've watched the show every season.. You see how people get mad.. You see how people.. And then you see these people that are together after, and they're friends and they get past it, and everything else. Ya know.. He's gonna.. It'll be interesting to see how it all plays out... Tony is very honest. He cannot tell a lie. So he'll give it to me straight.. good or bad.
***Heavy sigh. I know the caliber of people who come to this site, so I know none of you have participated in the horrific threats and harassment against Shelly's family. For those elsewhere that have, Shame on you.
***Do people vent here? Sure. Moreso on Shelly than anyone else? Yup. She's the magnet of the season. Do I publish vile attacks on any HG? Never.
Rachel, Kalia, Porsche, Jordan
Adam's watching the clock...
Adam: C'mon second clock, you.
He's willing it to turn to 10:10, so he can do his nightly shout-out to Fara.
Adam: C'mon second clock, you.
He's willing it to turn to 10:10, so he can do his nightly shout-out to Fara.
Adam: Love you, Fara! Miss you, baby! Love you!
Then he blows kisses to Fara, turning and making sure he hits the direction of every camera, hoping to get seen by one that's on..
Skippy's being an unromantic ass.
He went wide just for this moment.
All the HGs are gathered together outside to play cards. The mood is light and happy.
They're playing Bullsh*t with the Tea Bag Cards that Rachel made. It's a perfect choice for the Big Brother house, since there's so much lying... Shelly nails it.
Shelly: Holy sh*t, we got some liars in this group!
Rachel: one 9.
Jordan: Wait.. what's after 9?
Jordan: No, I didn't mean it like that... but we don't have...
Porsche: Well, you don't have a 10, so go ahead and pick those up.
As the game starts off, they show themselves to be extraordinarily good at knowing when the others are lying.. The critters have been together long enough, studying each other's behaviors and tells, that this is not just fun and funny to watch, and refreshing, since they're legitimately enjoying each other, it's fascinating.
Shelly wants someone with pull to go into the DR and request real cards...
Shelly: We love tea bags, but give us some cards!
Kalia: Who doesn't like a good teabag once in a while?
The BS game breaks up, as Shelly goes to the Storage Room to check for real cards - nope. Jordan gets up to change into her bathing suit, so she can go in the jacuzzi... Rachel heads inside too, and Shelly returns, reporting no cards and no beer in the Storage room.
This leaves Porsche, Kalia and Shelly on the couch alone at 10:42pm... on feeds 3 and 4
Kalia: Did you tell Rachel about the thing? About the sorceress?
Shelly: Oh, they heard everybody talking about it.
Kalia: Oh, they did?
Shelly: (owns up) She asked me about it.
Shelly: I know it's nothing.
Kalia: I know.. but so she asked...
Shelly: She asked me earlier.
Kalia: She asked me too, and I was like, I don't know.. I know the sign wasn't there, and she like, didn't, (Adam comes outside) you know.
Shelly chooses to proceed with Adam out there.
Shelly: No, they heard something and they asked me.. They said, I heard you talked to the sorceress.. I said, "I didn't really talk to her. She moved around a lot! She didn't say sh*t in 3 hours!"
Shelly: It's a ___ deal.
Porsche: Well, in all this time it hasn't moved, so at least something.
Shelly: She said she saw it move earlier in the year. Rachel did.
Porsche: We saw the eyes move once.
Shelly: She said she saw it go through it's whole routine once.
Shelly: I don't know if she's lyin' about it.
Porsche: She didn't, cuz I would've known.. Cuz we used to play with it. We used to like, paint it's nails and stuff.
Adam: Kinda makes sense that that would be the Otev... Sorceress.. and Tarot Cards throughout the yard.
Murmurs of agreement from the others.. At 10:44pm, Rachel returns to the backyard.. Talk turns to junkfood... At 10:46pm, Jordan returns to the backyard..
Adam: Jordan, this is gonna sound awkward.. Do you mind if I join you in the hot tub?
Jordan: No, not at all.
Adam: My body is f*ckin' sore. My back is killin' me.
Kalia: mm hmm
Adam: I mean, I don't know how it could be hurting from holding that f*ckin' thing for 5 minutes, but..
BB: That's what.. she said.
Shelly: That is awesome!
Kalia: That was funny!
Shelly: They listen carefully.. That was good! Oh my..
Adam: There better not be a competition with "Which one of these statements had a "That's what she said."
Adam gets up and goes inside to the kitchen for a private word with BB.
Adam: Thank you, Big Brother. You make me sound like a f'in pervert. One guy out of 5 girls...
Outside, the women continue laughing about it.. then Shelly tries to make smoke rings...
Adam is in the jacuzzi. Rachel and Jordan and sitting and chatting with him. Shelly, Kalia and Porsche are chatting on the couch.
It's all sweetness and light til Adam arises from the jacuzzi, presenting his back to the women on the couch...
Shelly: Oh, we need to shave that boy so badly.
Kalia/Porsche: I know!!!
Porsche: We need to nair things into his back.
Kalia: On 2nd thought, I'm not getting into the hot tub. hehe. I can't.
Shelly: Poor Fara.
Kalia: Apparently, I guess she likes it. Could you imagine?
Shelly: No, I could not.
Kalia makes arm motions, as if she's running her fingers through Adam's back hair... complete with ooh ahh sound effects.
Adam: What?! You're gonna nair my back?
Shelly: It wont hurt. We gotta do it, man.
Adam: No, it wont hurt to do it, but when it starts growin' back and it gets all stubbly, that's when it's gonna...
***You're outnumbered here, bubby.. Apparently I'm not the only one with the icks on back hair.
Porsche: Alright, so we're gonna use the clippers on it.
Kalia: I volunteer my nair.
Jordan: Why don't we shave all this? (indicating his shoulders)
Shelly: Why don't we just shave it all tonight?
Jordan: Yeah! It'll give us somethin' to do!
Shelly: It'll give us something to do, Adam!
They persist. Adam's smiling, but shaking his head rapidly..
Shelly: It'll be so much better. We're only here to help you.
Jordan: In a couple weeks, you'll see Fara, and she'll be like...
Shelly: And she'll be like..
Jordan: Look at that clean back!
Shelly: She can actually leave nail marks on your back.
Adam: She does already...
Adam: I mean.. she clips her nails and puts em on my back. That's what I meant..
***Cut him some slack. He was trying to remember he's a gentleman, but couldn't come up with anything better.
Jordan: Adam, pleeeeease!!! Pleeease!!!
Shelly: Adam, do you want some more tv time?
Jordan: Yeah!! You'll definitely get tv time!
Adam: For nairing my back?
Jordan: Fara will love us!
This hillarious exchange continues, but so does the night, and as much as I'm enjoying it, I'm got to press on. Sadly, the Overnight doesn't write itself. If you'd like to on flashback, please go to 10:58pm on the quad.. If you need the feeds, here's the 3 day free trial.
The talk moves on to Jeff's manscaping peculiarities, as explained by Jordan... doing her Jeff impersonation.. uber cuteness. Porsche's so intent on removing Adam's fur, she gets up from the couch to persist...
On feeds 1 & 2, Rachel and Jordan are just getting into bed. For the moment, Kalia's in there chatting with them. On feeds 3 & 4, Adam, Shelly and Porsche are chatting about which packages made the cut for the Sunday Show...
In case you're wondering, although covered, Adam's fur remains.
Rachel & Jordan are sleeping.. Adam, Porsche, Shelly and Kalia are chatting outside about the PoV Comp. Adam's angry with himself over his poor performance, especially in light of having lost 100 pounds to even be on the show...
They move on to speculating about competitions to come...
Feeds 1 & 2
Kalia & Porsche
The slip Shelly made earlier did not go unnoticed. Porsche's calling her out to Kalia...
Kalia: That's fine. I don't care about her telling that, cuz she doesn't think it means anything.. but as far as her going and actually telling them? Did you see how when Adam went inside, she was like, "Are you guys keeping an eye on him?"
Porsche: Because she's sketched out. Cuz she's scared.
Kalia: She gets so paranoid when she's on the block, anyway.
Porsche: Because she doesn't like being caught in stuff. (pause) She's already different. And she says she hasn't been talking to them? But yet, she went into the ROYGBIV (candy room) with them. Like, I saw her. She goes into the ROYGBIV with them, and that's why I came back out here to talk with Adam.
Kalia: When was this?
Porsche: When you were upstairs to take a nap. So, she's lying blatantly to me now. F*cking annoying.
Kalia: That's why I was like, have you talked to them yet? And she said no, but then Adam said she already told them that she would..
Porsche: Yeah.. cuz Jordan said over there, when they were in the pool together.
Kalia: Unless Jordan was lying.
Porsche: Either way. If Jordan was lying? Shelly was in there talking to them. I saw her go in there. And, she talked to Jordan already yesterday, and so she's doing things.. She is.. and she's telling us that she's not.
***Is Shelly supposed to roll over and play dead for your convenience? Is that how this works?
Porsche: And she definitely had a talk to Rachel, because Rachel knew about the sorceress. No hidden code there.. "Shelly told me about the sorceress. Did you guys hear about that or see it move?"
Kalia: I told her I would vote for her. I really need to talk to Rachel and Jordan...
Porsche: Yeah, we do.
Kalia: I really need to know who they want to stay.
Kalia: Because I need to make sure that I vote for that person too... As far as the 4 of us..
Porsche: I'm almost ready to.. Oh, Shelly, Shelly, Shelly.. She's useless for us. Like next week. If you don't win HoH, we're going on the block. If Adam wins HoH, there's a chance... Cuz we need the 2 of them on the block, and at least if it's a split vote, Adam decides.
Kalia: I know.
Porsche: She's gonna flip flop. And I wouldn't wanna say that, but the fact that she sits here and lies to us blatantly.. about telling Rachel.. about, "did you guys say anything?? She said she overheard you guys talking about it." Bull Sh*t.
Kalia: Maybe Rachel did say she overheard us.
Porsche: How would she even figure it out?
Kalia: I'm just saying. Rachel's not stupid... especially with sneaky stuff.
Porsche: She's not stupid, but she's not gonna come up with something out of thin air.
Kalia: Well, after the door's now shut.. and Shelly was in there for hours..
Porsche: Dude, I'm telling you..
Kalia: And Adam asked me, sitting in the living room, so it's not like he asked me in some far, hidden away place.
Porsche: Oh, when?
Kalia: Before the Veto.. He's like, I wonder if the sorceress is gonna do anything? And I was like, she's good for nothing..
Porsche's not buying it.
Porsche: It's too much information for Rachel to come up with out of thin air.. and then for Shelly not to be straight forward about it.. and then spill every detail? Why? Just like, why would she say she hasn't talked to them, when I clearly saw her.
Kalia: She thinks she's leaving.. I think she's gonna try, but I think she thinks she's leaving.
Porsche weighs the pros and cons between Adam and Shelly, and Adam's the keeper in her book.
Porsche: She'll try to score brownie points with them for voting Jeff out, and she'll vote one of us out.
With this, they head inside... They run into Adam and invite him to come up to HoH to do Biore Strips.. There is game talk as well.
Feed 1 & 2
Kalia: I know you get up early.. We need to keep an eye on Shelly.
Adam: What do you mean?
Kalia: Like, keep an eye on her.. see if she's talking to.. them... a lot...
Adam: I don't see how... I don't even know.
Kalia: I don't know. She just..
Adam: My opinion? What can she offer them?
Kalia: Well, she's already been forgiven, and if they're gonna start looking at it like a game thing, they're gonna say, "hmm.. Shelly really can not win anything. Maybe it's smarter for us to keep her.." But I don't know.. Shelly's acting like she's leaving.. asking questions about jury.. I don't know.. This has been me the entire game with Shelly.. Daniele would always be like, "Stop telling her stuff. She goes right back to them and tells them."
***So sayeth the widow donato...
Kalia: But then in the last week, she got really close to Daniele too, and she was gonna vote to keep her.. and she was like, I can't do what they're telling me to do.. and then voting out Jeff.. all that stuff.. and then right before the live show was over, Daniele was like...
Adam: Stick with Porsche.
Kalia: She was like, "Don't ever turn your back on Porsche. Don't ever vote her out." I was like, "I'm not going to." And then she was like, "And stick with Shelly. She's with you guys." You know what I mean? And then, when everything happened.. We're like, all she has now, since she's shunned from the other side.. But the whole time, when I was HoH, she was like, I'm on your side, whatever you want, and then she came up with the whole thing to put up Lawon (**Shelly wanted Porsche up, but she did create the scenario).. Then I find out, the whole time she was planning on keeping Rachel. And that's why I'm like.. You spent the whole game lying to me, and I'm still trying to trust you (Shelly) and work with you and put you in a final 4. That's really frustrating for me.
Adam: How do you think I feel?
Kalia: And she actually thinks she has a chance to win this game.
Kalia: She actually thinks that if she were at the end with you or Jordan, that people would vote for her and that she'd be able to convince people that she made big moves, that she did this, that and the third, and that she's played this game...
**She has. Shelly's picked her times and manipulated when necessary... You especially, Kalia. Her style of game play isn't popular among the fan base, and having gotten caught in too many lies may see her walk out the door, but she's been among the strongest gamers in the house since day one. Ask Dr Will how many comps it takes to win a season.
Kalia: By spending the whole summer lying? I don't understand.
Porsche emerges from the bathroom and asks what they're talking about..
Adam: Just her bein' nervous about Shelly.
Porsche: I am.
This conversation is ongoing, but you get the gist... If you'd like to watch the continuation of this HoH Convo, please go to 1:09am on Feed 1 or 2.
Kalia & Porsche
Light studying... If you'd like to listen in, you can flashback to 2am on feed 1 or 2...
This concludes the Overnight Report! Happy Monday, BB Lovers! :) Keep your eyes out for GenieSea's Morning Coverage! It'll be up as soon as the HGs are conscious and talkative.