The BB Fortune Teller has Come to Life!
At approximately 9:38pm BBT, The Big Brother Fortune Teller finally came to life and began talking to the Houseguests!
"Greetings Houseguests. I am Crystal the Fortune Teller. The winner of Big Brother is here in this room... You have 1 minute to come to my room when you hear my laugh. Miss a reading and you won't be winning HOH"
In 2018 Shelly will make millions when her book How I Created the Perfect Tan & How U Can Too reaches #3 on alltime bestseller list
In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Porsche will move to Anchorage Alaska & buy an igloo w/an eskimo named Ernie.
In 2014 Jeff will disappear from Society. He will last be seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering Clown Shoe!
On October 15th 2011 at 3:42pm, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15th 2011 at 3:49pm, they will go back to not speaking.
In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.
In 2016, Lawon will take NY Fashion week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of Hats, Ties and Jackets.
After taking 9 yrs to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock physicians and scholars alike, when he discovers the cure for an ailment that plagued him all his life: Athlete's Foot.
In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings in a bacon scented line of heavy metal teddy bears for children.
In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 60z bouncing baby boy, and name it Booki Jr after its proud father.
In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar David Hasselhoff in the Countrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch.
In 2015, Evel Dick will start a xmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old St Dick
In 2013, Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "Total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb."
In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show a called love rejection, but it will be short lived after it is revealed, he tried to date all 29 contestants.
In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, JOrdan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items, including the humilicar, humilifier, and the humilibake oven.
Sounds like the HoH Comp will involve the memorization of the fortunes... Spark up your feeds, folks! It's gonna be a long night!! :0)
Kalia's leaning and rehearsing it like lines for a play.. Adam's got a self described "Rain Man" approach.. Jordan's gonna need some help... Porsche's got an incredible memory.. Rachel cannot play for HoH.
11:30pm BBT/2:30am ET All HG fortunes have been given.. The HGs are now studying. Porsche actually seems the bigger threat for this comp, between Kalia and Porsche...The Overnight Report is gonna start later than usual... considering I usually wake up about 90 minutes from now to get to work on it...