The BB Fortune Teller has Come to Life!
At approximately 9:38pm BBT, The Big Brother Fortune Teller finally came to life and began talking to the Houseguests!
"Greetings Houseguests. I am Crystal the Fortune Teller. The winner of Big Brother is here in this room... You have 1 minute to come to my room when you hear my laugh. Miss a reading and you won't be winning HOH"
Here are her messages...In 2018 Shelly will make millions when her book How I Created the Perfect Tan & How U Can Too reaches #3 on alltime bestseller list
In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, Porsche will move to Anchorage Alaska & buy an igloo w/an eskimo named Ernie.
In 2014 Jeff will disappear from Society. He will last be seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering Clown Shoe!
On October 15th 2011 at 3:42pm, Daniele will reconcile with her father Dick. On October 15th 2011 at 3:49pm, they will go back to not speaking.
In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines in a sleep study, Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.
In 2016, Lawon will take NY Fashion week by storm when he launches his Handsomefied line of Hats, Ties and Jackets.
After taking 9 yrs to earn his PhD, Brendon will shock physicians and scholars alike, when he discovers the cure for an ailment that plagued him all his life: Athlete's Foot.
In 2020, Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings in a bacon scented line of heavy metal teddy bears for children.
In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 60z bouncing baby boy, and name it Booki Jr after its proud father.
In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside international megastar David Hasselhoff in the Countrified Baywatch reboot, Riverwatch.
In 2015, Evel Dick will start a xmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evel Dick to Old St Dick
In 2013, Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "Total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb."
In 2015, Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show a called love rejection, but it will be short lived after it is revealed, he tried to date all 29 contestants.
In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, JOrdan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items, including the humilicar, humilifier, and the humilibake oven.
Sounds like the HoH Comp will involve the memorization of the fortunes... Spark up your feeds, folks! It's gonna be a long night!! :0)
Kalia's leaning and rehearsing it like lines for a play.. Adam's got a self described "Rain Man" approach.. Jordan's gonna need some help... Porsche's got an incredible memory.. Rachel cannot play for HoH.
11:30pm BBT/2:30am ET All HG fortunes have been given.. The HGs are now studying. Porsche actually seems the bigger threat for this comp, between Kalia and Porsche...
The Overnight Report is gonna start later than usual... considering I usually wake up about 90 minutes from now to get to work on it...
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 9:59 PM
40 Comments:
YAY!!! SO lad I did not go to bed early as I originally planned :)
Carolyn your poor fingers!! I gues the feeds blackout will be a blessing for you! xoxo
Carolyn, oh how I've missed thee! Glad you were up and caught what we've been anxiously awaiting all season.
hugggs!!!
her voice is so creepy! it gives me chills!!!
thank you for keeping us updated!
((((Caro)))
Sending you energy vibes!
Are you all trying to memorize them too lol?
Ty Carolyn!!!!!!!!!
Oh my goodness!!
Carolyn do you think the Fortune Teller, Crystal will keep this up all night or just til she tells a fortune about each houseguest??
I wonder if she will tell a fortune on the ones not in jury?
I can't go to bed now!! NO WAY!!
Janice/GA
I was about to go to bed, but I can't now. I was watching BBAD and she started and I was almost asleep cause it was bor-ing! Now I'm wide awake :-)
errr.. the overnight report may be a bit late tomorrow. :)
noooo!! Big Brother!!! It's the kids' first day back to school tomorrow and I have to be up early. Why couldn't you do this on the weekend when I could sleep in :(
Caro!!! I;m so glad you were still awake! This is so cool! Kahlia's gonna absorb this info for nothing, bless it! Should we be sending you coffee's and monster's to keep you awake?
thank goodness I had the volume up a bit..
Kalia's learning it like lines for a play..
Carolyn, if this keeps up you will never get that sleep! I am glad you are here to keep us all up to date! Thank you for all the hard work that you always do.
Shannon
Did they verify that Rachel can't play in the veto? This is awesome.
So glad you all are still here-I wonder if the question is going to have Switzerland in it because they are all saying "sleep study"....it also seems Rach needs to be quiet she is confusing Jordan!!
Oh sorry- HELLO ALL!! I have been silent this season but I have been here!!! a whole lot going on and this my only quiet time.......you all are amazing and do such "ahh-mazing" work! Got me feeds through here.....OOOhhhhhhh there she goes again....she sounds like my aunt..??? LOL
Carolyn
The houseguests are saying that Kalia was in a "sleep study".........was that what the Fortune Teller said? Or did she say Switzerland??
Janice/GA
I think Jordans doing pretty well. She may not know it word for word, but she knows the keywords for them. If its speed, who buzzes in first, she might have some trouble, but she can do it!!
got the computer back for hubby now. Carolyn bless you.
Caro the Kalia fortune didn't mention Switzerland. It was sleep study.
Thanks Carolyn for staying up, this is kinda fun for us viewers too ;0)
Even though I would love for Jordan to win this HOH, I think Adam just might pull it off.
Dom's is "In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb."
OMG she is CREEEEEEPY!
omg she is so CREEPY... wonder how pissed kalia will be when she finds out she shoulda been campaigning all this time :O
Rather interesting the way guys and gals memorize things. I know exactly what Adam is trying to do, namely hook up the dates and messages to a mnemonic which requires repetition in order not to forget. However, this type of frenzied processing does not seem needed by women. I read somewhere that women have this ingrained ability to memorize differently and more effectively than men because it helped them biologically keep information about potential suitors, whether they were upstanding and good providers or contrarily were players and could not be trusted. This info was passed from women to women thus necessitating the need for a memory grasp different from men's. Quite clearly the way Porsce is trying to interfere with what Adam is doing plus the way none of the women seem perturbed is clesar evidence what is happening. If any of the women out there can share their memory secrets, I for one would appreciate it.
Rick - i was thinking the same.. I play tournament scrabble.. and the serious male players are all bonkers for Mnemonics.. I don't bother with them.
if its speed then adam has got it..
jordan seems to know the basic.. she just isnt fast.
I played tournament scrabble myself (highest score 714). Caro, would you share how you do it, please?
Rick - i just memorize everything.. the mnemonics make no sense to my brain.. and my brain is naturally prone to bingos. ;)
Goodnight everyone :)
Needless to say, the Overnight Report is gonna start late!
**thud**
One clear difference is that Adam (eventually) needs his privacy in order to succeed while the women are depending on each other and SHARING the info in case some is forgotten. Any help from an outsider for Adam would simply be interference.
I am LMFAO over this ditty from Crystal the fortune teller:
"In 2014 Jeff will disappear from Society. He will last be seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering Clown Shoe!"
I can picture it in my head, too funny.
ALSO, about the Kalia sleep prediction, have you noticed that they are memorizing it as 14 days rather than 19? Can you say "rut roh!"
Thanks for the quick updates on this one! Y'all are epic.
At 12 AM (9/6/11) BBT Adam is selling Jordan a bill of goods (feed 3) asking and GETTING permission from her to put her up (and get this) in order to better motivate her to memorize the info from the fortuneteller since she "needs this outside pressure in order to step up her game" (a thought she agrees with!). Thus if Adam gets to be HOH he can now, in clear conscience put Jordan on the block!! next to Porsche (supposedly) since Rachel does not need outside motivation. Adam, Adam, Adam...there go your wings!
Another difference in memorization between the men and the women here, Porsche just pointed out (12:13-12:15 AM BBT feed 3). Namely that the women all memorized the same "just"(sic) of it (methinks she meant gist) and because of their sharing all will now remember the same aspects. Adam on the other hand because of his mnemonics has all the details firmly tucked away from start to finish, not just the generalized gist of it.
It is 5:47 here Kalia and Porsche are still up practicing.
This is awesome....I hope the fortune teller predicts when Jordan will stop playing with her hair! LOL
Caro, your dedication is to be admired! I tried to stay awake for these, but feel asleep after the second one! You are amazing! Thank you for being here! Now I hope you are getting some rest, or will soon!
hehehe.. thank you for the heads ups re Sleep Study.. my addled brain heard Switzerland last night. I just went back to listen on flashback, and sure enough, you're right!
Kahlia just laid back down to sleep. I heard about 1/4 of the predictions live, left it running and that crazy laugh woke me up a couple of times but unlike the HGs i did not go running to watch/listen. i had the luxary of going back to sleeep!
Thank you for all the time stamp cues & quote corrections!!!!!
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