The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Monday & Happy Labor Day! Today in the house, the HGs are expecting the PoV Ceremony. Will they have it? With the change in shooting schedule this week, I'm not sure, but I'll be here to let you know either way.
With Regard to the Schedule this week, here's what I'm expecting... Because Big Brother is taping an eviction show on Tuesday that will not be shown until Wednesday, it's pretty likely that CBS will lock us out for an extended period between Tuesday when the show tapes until after the show airs on Wednesday. Hopefully, we'll have someone in the studio audience, so we'll know the results of both the eviction and the HoH comp. In the event we are so lucky, I'll post that person's first hand account of the episode.
Don't shoot the messenger! Here's the silver lining: The final 3 Endurance Comp - a highlight every season - is set to begin LIVE on the Thursday Show and continue on the live feeds for all of us to enjoy! :0) Oh.. and I get to get my roots done on Wednesday, which is truly fabulous and oh so needed before I reemerge from my BB Cave and rejoin society at large.. not to mention, TheVegasBash!
OK.. As I begin writing, Adam gets up from bed, comes outside for a smoke and launches into an Adam-o-logue. We'll join him, and I'll work my way backwards into the Overnight after that.
Adam spent too much of his of Sunday being begged and battered by Kalia. He's letting off some steam and telling us know what's going on in his head...
Adam: You're welcome. (long pause) Oh, my God... I think the line of the weekend was, "Hey, Adam, if you wanna make me squirm, then use the Veto on Porsche." Like? I would even consider using the Veto on Kalia? Are you f'ing kidding me? You really, really think, for one second that I was gonna use the Veto on you, Kalia? Really? Jeez.. How f'ing stupid are you? No. That's rude. How caught up in your own head are you? You thought I was gonna use the Veto on you.. You thought for one second I was gonna use the Veto on you..
Adam: You make a final 2 deal with somebody.. You tell everybody about it.. You tell the people voting, "Tell me how you're voting, so I can vote with you." You vote against me... apologize, and think I'm still going to honor my deal with you... and pull you off the block. hehehe.. That's a good one, Kalia. Maybe when you get outta here, you can write a play where you take advantage of somebody and they do exactly what you say. You can even star in it. I just wanna be there for the casting, so I can get the person that's gonna play me perfectly.. Seth Rogan, maybe? Jonas Hill?
Adam: How do people really get through this life.. Sorry.. no.. stop.. How do people really get through this game thinking that you could make 100 deals and nobody else will know about it? We're playing with the veterans. The veterans have told us, "Whatever you say comes back around, so be careful what you say." You played with Daniele. You used the same exact f'ing lines that Daniele tried to use on me. The same exact f*cking lines. "Hey, Adam, you're a fan of Big Brother. You know you have to make big game moves. Here's your opportunity to make a big game move. Trust your alliance." Oh.. wait.. lemme see.. The alliance that made a final 2 deal with me and told everybody about it.. The alliance that tried to vote me out.. because they were tryina save their ass. Yeah, that's a huge game move. It would be a huge DUMB game move.. but you left that part out. It is a huge game move. I will give ya that.
Adam: "Adam, I guarantee Rachel will not win the veto next week." Really? You know this how? You have the inside scoop on what the game's gonna be... and how Rachel's gonna do in that veto.. "It's 3 against 1. We can take her out." Hmm.. How did that work before? Let's see. You nominated Rachel, and.. she stayed.. and Brendon came back. Rachelk was on the block last week. She won the Veto and she stayed. But you can guarantee me she wont win it this time.. "Oh, I know it. I guarantee." You can't guarantee sh*t.
Adam: "Adam, I know you're a good guy.. I know you're a good guy. Do the right thing. I am doin' the right thing. For me. Not for f*cking you! "Do the right thing, Adam.. Here, lemme show you this chess piece that I stole as a sign of good faith." Wow.. you show me a queen that you stole, as a sign of good faith.. Desperation f'ing reeks. Your desperation, Kalia,. smells worse than the backyard. (to us) Backyard stinks a little.. Oooh, man. This crazy f'in house. This crazy house. These crazy people.
Adam: Let's see. I'm supposed to use the veto on Porsche, not on Kalia, let her squirm, so that Porsche, Kalia and I can work together.. again.. Let's see how that worked.. before. Day one. Let's stick together... against the veterans.. and the second you felt nervous about Lawon bein' more popular than you, you ran to the veterans and begged them to take you under their wing. As soon as the golden keys were done, and you were safe from that, you bounced. You went to Daniele. Daniele knows everything.. Daniele knows everything. She's the smartest player to ever play this game. She predicted everything. Did Daniele know she was gonna be evicted? Before it happened? No. Daniele sat right there and made me and Shelly a final 3 deal, if we kept her.
Adam: Day 55.. Hey, let's work together again. Anything that happened before.. wipe the slate clean.. start over. I made a final 2 deal with you, and I'm gonna tell everybody about it. Unbelievable. Don't try to take advantage of me, Kalia. Ain't gonna happen. You're so caught up in your f'ing head that you really think you can tell me something and have me believe you 100%. You sat right inside that house there... right inside that kitchen and told me, "Jordan doesn't wanna be here. Jordan is miserable. Jordan doesn't wanna be here." How the F*ck do you know what Jordan wants? She's your BFF, right? Yeah, the same girl that you turned your back on.. You got her man outta the house.. "Oh because, oh oh, I didn't have a deal with Jeff, I had a deal with Jordan."
Adam: Jordan doesn't wanna be here. There's a button on the wall. If she doesn't wanna be here, push the button. Hmm.. I think Jordan's sleeping in the back room right now.. but she doesn't wanna be here. Rachel said, "I want the best newbie and the best veteran to be there in the finals." Rachel mighta said that. She mighta said that a couple weeks ago, and she mighta said that a few days ago. Rachel tried to make a final 2 deal with Kalia. Hmm.. That's pretty interesting. Cuz Rachel's gonna take Kalia to the end. You know what? If I vote Kalia out this week, and she stays? Hey, Kalia.. Sorry.. You tried to vote me out last week. I'm just returning the favor. Let's go head to head. Ohhh, man.. These people drive me crazy. These people drive me f'ing bonkers.
Adam: How can you be so conceited.. So convinced that you know exactly what's gonna happen because Daniele told ya? You've known the girl 7 weeks.. 8 weeks.. Daniele's gonna tell you how to play the game.. Here we go, this is what you have to say to this person, this person, this person. This is how you get people on your side. I wonder how that worked for Daniele. I guess I'll have to ask her after the show, because she's in the jury house. Kalia can ask her, cuz Kalia will be joining her in the jury house.
Adam: Now. If.. I am being taken as a fool by Rachel and Jordan.. Kalia will be here this week. Porsche will be gone. Sorry, Porsche. I trusted people. You're gone. It's a game. This is how we play the game. This game is not always fair, but the people that I'm working with have shown me loyalty and trust. I've even told them stuff they did not wanna hear.. and in turn, hey trust me back. And if they're playin' me for a fool, kudos to you. You did a much better job at foolin' me than other people who have my back. Whatever.. Enjoy your Labor Day, people. Hope you have a nice picnic.. Barbeque.. whatever it is you're doin'.
And with this, Adam goes inside and crawls into bed. It's time for me to hop into flashback and amass the rest of the overnight report. :0) While I'm getting that together, I need your help.
I did a quick search through the eBayDailyDeals this morning, and I found the perfect joke parting gift for Porsche, but I'm stumped for Kalia. I did, however find something that put a smile on my face.. my fave game in Vegas! If you find something anywhere on eBay that screams Kalia to ya, please send it to me in a message on my facebook, and I'll include it in a post. :)
One more thing.. We're having a little contest today.. A live feeds flashback scavenger hunt, if you will..
The 1st person who can tell me the exact time and feed number from Tuesday night, August 31st between 9pm - midnight BBT that Adam mentioned Alex from BB9 is gonna win some BBDish swag. :0) Send it to me in a message on facebook.com/bbdish.
If you'd like to check out the new BBDish swag, just click on the pic of the mug. :)
There are 4 different designs this season, on everything from flip flops to mugs to teddy bears, tshirts and tanks.
Please refresh this post at 6:30am BBT, and watch the next few sections of the Overnight Report magically appear before your eyes.
Adam, Rachel and Porsche are on the couch. Jordan's just gotten up, but soon to rejoin. Kalia's in the restroom.. The conversation on the couch is about this BB Alumni they'd like to meet, have met, who's cool, etc. Chelsia and Howie get very high marks from Rachel.. Me too, for that matter. :0) Rachel's got a very high opinion of Chelsia's position at real... "Chelsia's awesome. She runs Superpass."
Feeds 1 & 2
Kalia's sitting on the couch, peeling off her nail polish, when Adam returns to the backyard for a smoke. As it has been since he won the PoV, she pounces. This time, her approach is more subtle.
Kalia: I have something reallly funny to show you later tonight..
Kalia: Not like that.
Adam: Last time I played that game, I ended up..
Kalia: Oh, no. No, I have a really funny thing to show you. It's like the 1 thing in this house that nobody knows about.
Adam: Uh oh.
Kalia: It's very exciting, and nobody knows about it. I can't wait to show you.
Adam: Gimme a hint. Maybe I do know about it.
Kalia: Nope. No, you do not, you do not.. But we have to wait til everyone's asleep.
Adam: Is there a secret room we don't know about?
Kalia: (joking) There's a secret room behind the 3rd mirror on the left.. if you tap it 3 times on the right, it rotates.. I've been leaving the house all summer.
Adam: Is that one of my dreams?
Kalia: No.. That was me.. I had that dream where the DR was a private gym, and that's why Jeff was always in there... That was like the 1st or second night.
Jordan sticks her head out to say goodnight.
Kalia: Do you feel any better? You seem super stressed.
Adam: I'm just sore from working out.
Talk turns to workout soreness, then Survivor.. Porsche comes out... Then Rachel..
Kalia: I said Big Brother is Survivor for spoiled people.
Porsche: Who said that?
Kalia: I did. They loved it.
With the return of Porsche and Rachel, Kalia's chances at having Adam alone are foiled. We'll move on.
Adam, Kalia & Porsche
Kalia gets up to use the restroom, Adam immediately moves into a more relaxed position...
...and Porsche seizes the opportunity... Her approach is softer and flirty, but it's no less obvious than Kalias.
Porsche: Tomorrow we have to wake up early. Would you like me to make you some breakfast tomorrow?
Adam: No, thank you. That would be sweet of you, but you don't have to..
Porsche: Is there anything I can do to persuade you?
Adam: mmmm. No.
Porsche: Adam, if you use it on me, I'll take you to final 2.
Adam: You'll take me to final 2 anyway.
Porsche: Shut up. No, I wont. Well, you don't know that.. but if you use it on me, I'll shake on it.
Adam: (whispered) It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter...
Porsche: I know..
Adam: (whispered) It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter.. It doesn't matter...
Porsche: It does matter... Cuz if Jordan wins, then Rachel's still safe.
Adam: (whispered) It doesn't matter..
Adam: There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.
Cue Kalia's return. A few minutes later, Porsche gets up to go to bed, leaving Kalia alone with Adam to give it another go...
Adam & Kalia
Kalia: So, do you wanna know my surprise secret?
Kalia: You're not gonna try and guess?
Adam: I'm no good at those games.
Kalia: Umm.. I.. I'm trying to show you, after you know this, you will literally know every single aspect of my game.. because I want you to know how much you can trust me... and that like..
***ohmigosh.. Daniele is resurrected in the house and speaking through Kalia. The tone, the facial expressions, the words... It's spooky. Love me some Daniele, but I really prefer it when her game comes out of her mouth.
Kalia: ..I'm so serious about going to the end with you.. and how badly I want you to use that Veto tomorrow.. to keep us here.
Kalia: Cuz I want you to be my king.
Adam: You have the queen and the pawn.
Kalia: I don't have the pawn.
Adam: See, I told you were the black queen.
Kalia: I was...
Adam: Ladysmith Black Mombazo. (**it's a band)
Kalia: And I took them... and I had them for quite some time.. hehehe
Adam: Why'd you guys take them?
Kalia: Well, I put them in the Storage Room.. We took them the day that we took all the stuff.. to throw off people for the next whatever... And then the chess pieces were in the storage room forever. I put them back so long ago.. but I put them in the bottom drawer of the 3 drawer thing? So that's how I knew Shelly was lying, because she said she found them where the trashbags were.. A, that's not where they were. And B...
Adam: But she did say she found them?
Kalia: Yes.. She me Rachel found them, but then she told Jeff and Jordan she found them.. by accident..
Adam: You're sneaky.
Kalia: But that was literally.. I kept thinking, what am I gonna do with this stupid queen? Because what happened was Daniele wanted it for.. She wanted it for something.. and then she forgot about it, and I was like, I'll find some way to use it.
**I don't normally plug it, but if you haven't hit the tip jar this season, my ears are bleeding for you. now would be a great time. ;p
Adam: Then where was the pawn?
Kalia: That's what I don't know. I genuinely don't know where that is.
Kalia: And I was tryin to think, was there ever a pawn that went up that went home? But they would have had to know where the chess pieces were.. So maybe it just fell out.. I don't know where it is, honestly. I'm thinking it just got lost in the shuffle? Or maybe Lawon took it? hehehe.. because he was a pawn and he went home.. I was thinking.. I was like... If I made it to the final 2? I'd be like, "Where it all began, it all ends," and I'd set it down and walk out of the house. (laughing) I just think that'd be a great little ending.
Adam: That's pretty funny.
Kalia: We'll see what happens.
Adam: Food for thought.
Kalia: I know you know how I feel.. I've told you so many different times.
Adam: I know.
Kalia: I know you know how I feel, and I sincerely hope that.. I know that they're telling you a million different things and how they're gonna save you and all those things but.. one.. and I don't know.. Maybe you think that you can take on Rachel by yourself.. or that you can bet Rachel in the end, but..
Kalia: I.. if you're a betting man, those are not good odds.. and on top of that, why not go to the end with A, someone you could beat, and B, why not go to the end with the people who..
Adam: Have helped me along the way.
Kalia: Yeah. Love you, Adam.
Adam: Good food for thought. Thank you very much.
Adam leans in, gives her a high 5 and ends the conversation, walking away... but not quite fast enough...
Kalia: I'm telling you that, because I trust you! Don't tell anybody!
Adam: pfft. How does that help me?
Kalia: (deflated) How does that help you?
Adam: No.. If I tell anybody..
Kalia: oh! hahaha! I was like, I'm never gonna tell you anything nice again. hahaha
They head inside. Adam beelines for the bathroom. Kalia too.
How does Adam really feel?
Adam: Please, Big Brother, give us some Tums!
After several minutes of silence...
Kalia: If he doesn't use this veto.. If he picks them over us.. He will be like the stupidest player in all of Big Brother history... I swear. We're his frikking alliance. Pffff...
Adam disagrees. But you already know that. That's how we began the Overnight Report. And this is where it ends. :0) Happy Monday & Happy Labor Day to you!
7:51am Adam has just arisen from bed and gotten fully clothed to use the bathroom. If he stays up, I'll be here with it.. Otherwise, I'm dashing out for a quick bike ride so I get some kind of exercise before they all wke up.
7:53am He's gone outside and started fixing the awnings for BB... Crappity crap crap crap! OK.. Executive decision time. I'm going cycling for an hour, and I'll cover whatever monologue when I get back. Spark up your feeds folks! I'll see you with a Morning Report right around 9:15am BBT.
NO, I can't desert..
Adam's out back on feed 1, having a smoke and speaking sporadically in very hushed tones.. talking to himself, instead of us.. I'll let you know if that changes and he gets audible.
Adam: In this game, actions speak louder than words.
**Ahh.. he's going over his PoV Ceremony speech. OK.
Adam lights up cigarette number 2.. I secretly will him to crawl back into bed, so I can go cycling for an hour... Kalia comes outside...
Adam: Good morning.
Kalia had a scary dream... Something about Adam falling off a building? She's not mic'd, and she starts telling Adam about it, and we get palms. Skippy doesn't want me to get any exercise today.
Kalia: Oh my God.. What a bad dream.
Kalia goes back inside.
Adam: It's the only way YOU have a shot. (pause to light cig #3) Day 66, the grovelling begins.
Kalia sticks her head outside.
Kalia: Did you see this?
Adam: Oh, no, thanks. Leave it on the counter please.
Adam: hehehe.. I'm cracking the f**k up.
***I'll probably move this into a Morning Report once Skippy breaks for Wakey Wakey.. Checking the quad, the others are in bed.
Adam heads inside and grabs some Tums from the baggie on the counter.. He walks back to his room, passing Porsche along the way.
Adam: Good morning.
Porsche: mmm.. I didn't sleep good.
Adam: I'm sorry.
And he heads to bed.
**Skippy, please let them all sleep til 9? Pretty please. Just a quick ride.
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