The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday! It's PoV day in the Big Brother 14 house, and Ashley and Joe will be fighting for their BB lives.
Last night, Shane nominated Joe and Ashley for eviction. Ashley?? Didn't see that one coming! It makes one wonder if the powerhouse guy alliance is true - Shane and Frank - at least in Shane's mind... Or, is he saving Frank for a hopeful backdoor? Time and the PoV today will tell.
For a look into what happened up til midnight last night, please check out Late Night Lessa's stellar coverage: Friday, Friday...
I'm doing the Overnight Report the old fashioned way today - section by section.. Please refresh this post every 30 minutes or so for new info. The 1st sections will go up by 7:30am BBT. In the meantime, we have another treat from the @BB11HouseRodent! Enjoy!
By the by.. I just checked the eBayDailyDeals, and I found a lovely parting gift for Joe right on top. Perfect, no?? In case BB feels the need for something new, they've also got a deal for 43% off a Dyson - nice! OK.. stepping away from the ebay! Diving into the flashbacks! See you back here with the 1st sections around 7:30am BBT.☺
6:20am BBT - Gahh! Firefox just crashed and ate everything I was about to hit publish on, so 6:30am BBT is getting moved to 7:30am BBT..
Checking in on our HGs on the Quad, on feeds 1 and 2, Janelle is introducing Joe and Ashley to Jedi Janie. She's quizzing them about everything under the BB 14 Sun, in an effort to help them save their BB lives. If you've never seen how Janie's BB brain works, you should check this out on flashback. Click the pic to get there.
Upstairs in HoH, Britney is talking about her life with Dan, Danielle and Shane..
Janelle: Nothing's done til the PoV is played and there's someone else up on the block.
Joe: mm hmm
Meanwhile in the HoH Room...
Shane, Danielle, Brit
After a bit of jedi training themselves, we get a little flirting then back to the week at hand... Shane tells Danielle that Frank is a possibility for the backdoor, but even thinking about it makes Shane's head hurt. He also promises he'll pick her to play in the PoV if he gets to pick, and if not, she'll be hosting.
Danielle: I might do it..
Shane: I don't care.
Danielle: You wont fight back? That's no fun.
Shane: I know. I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep.. I was tossin' and turning.. I didn't know who I was gonna put up. Yeah. That'd be huge if someone else came back in the game.. I'm pickin' you if I get to pick..
Danielle: and if not..
Shane: Yeah, you'll be hosting..
Shane: We can make so many moves.. I really think we can trust Frank with his loyalty.
Danielle: It's just.. Would you rather trust him, or rather not play against him?
Shane: I know.
Brit gets called to the DR.
Danielle: When I got called downstairs, they were like, you and Shane made a final 2. I was like, yeah, we did.. and they were (fishing for a showmance)
Shane: Oooh. Askin' questions.. They always do that.
Shane: I know.., Obviously Frank's.. and I know that's why you're kinda mad.. It would be a good time to get rid of Frank right now, but.. There's still 8 people in this house. If he's outta the house, I'm the number 1 target. So that was another reason why..
Shane: Obviously, if we can get rid of him, you know.. 3 weeks..
Danielle: You just don't know if you can.
Shane: We're taking the risk.. But if you and I are working together, there's 2 chances to get him on the block. If you win the next HoH, and I win it.. And I know we have the swing, but I can still backdoor him, if I need to. It's gonna suck, because, PoV.. after the nominations it'll be.. Monday..
Danielle: mm hmm
Shane: .. where I'd have to backdoor him.
Danielle: You at least have time
Shane: I have time.. But then I would have Jenn and Ian coming after me.
Shane: And then I would have Janelle's players mad at me, because I nominated her players this week. There's a lot that can happen.. But hopefully, he'll stick with us for 2 weeks..
Danielle: Well, I'll do whatever you want. I just wanna just be me n you for 20 minutes and not talk game.
Janelle and Joe
Talking about Frank who has quickly moved to the top of Janelle's dislike list. Janelle's bottom line: in order for the team to stay whole, either Joe or Ashley must win the PoV to guarantee they have the votes to save the other.
Joe: He don't need the money..
Janelle: I wont let him win this game. When I don't like someone, I really dislike them.. And I can't believe it, but when he said that about women, and called me a Ho.. and.. a lot of his comments lately have been sexual towards me, and I felt like it was way over the line? Like, um.. And I've always just been.. Like last week it was operation kiss ass, cuz I wanted to keep Wil off the block, cuz I knew he was thinking about it, and I asked him about his conversation with Julie.. and he goes, Julie was just asking about our Showmance, Janelle.
Janelle: I'm married. Happily. He's a little full of himself, and it's disrespectful to me and my husband. Last week, some of the things he said just kind of skeeved me out.. made me a little uncomfortable.
Joe: He has become real comfortable in the last few days.
Janelle: I don't like him.
Joe: But that's the real Frank.
Janelle: I don't like him at all, Joe.
Joe: The other Frank was the one that was trying to connive to stay here. We shoulda just kept Kara.
Janelle: ♫I told you guys.. No one wanted to listen to the coach. You guys wanted to do what you wanted to do. You said, "Coach, we're working with Boogie's players." and I said, "I don't know, guys." But.. You guys gotta play your game too.. At the end of the day, whatever. I'm just saying, I don't like him anymore. At all.
Joe: No. I don't either.
Janelle: He's not a nice person.
Joe: He wont even look me in the eye right now. He can't even look in my direction. If it's the last thing I do, I'll get him out of here.
Janelle: Me too, and I'm not even playing. I will poison the jury so hard. If he's in the end with Jenn, I will make sure Jenn wins.
Janelle: That guy is so cocky. Even when I was playing chess with him, he was basically telling me that he was gonna win it. Dan doesn't like him either. Not that Dan can do anything about it..
Joe: Well, he can help with Danielle's vote. He can definitely help with that.
Janelle: Yeah. I want Frank gone. He is not a good person. You don't have to be the best person to be in here but..
Joe: What's the vote if it stays as is?
Janelle: Not looking good. Cuz we lose the votes. One of you has to come down. One of you has to win the PoV. If one of you wins the PoV, you're staying.
Joe: And if one of us don't, I go home.
Janelle: Yeah. Exactly.
Joe: (softly) Talkin' bout do or die..
Flipping to check on the HoH on 3 and 4 around 12:40a, we find Danielle and Shane stepping up the flirt, snuggling in the HoH bed..
Shane: So.. You didn't tell me you were a stripper.
Danielle: I'm not a stripper!
Shane: I beg to differ. Those dance moves you busted out today?
Shane: For sure I saw that in Vegas.
Danielle: Which part? Like the hair..
Shane: The hair flippin', droppin' the booty and all that.
Shane: You can't kid me. You're not a kindergarten teacher.
Danielle: Yes I am.
Shane: Aww.. but what do you do for the summer?
It's a very cute exchange. Go check it out on flashback. :0) We're moving forward.. There are more game and giggles to attend to.
Janelle's encouraging Joe in the Lounge on feed 1 and 2...
Joe: I've got to beat Shane and Frank.
Janelle: I beat James Rhine once..
Translation: You can do it!
Meanwhile up on 3 and 4, Shane's been called to the DR, and Britney's grilling Danielle on how their relationship is progressing physically. Then they move on to Janelle.. and how they deal with emotions differently.
Britney: He's just doing your lower back? Any in your crack at all?
***7:35am BBT - On the feeds right now, BB is doing some very early DRs. After a few minutes of fishies, we see Janelle waiting at the DR door, Frank coming out, and Janelle heading in. Frank is up as well..
Brit: You sure?
Brit: One pinky in the crack?
Brit: He does give a good backrub though.. I don't ever want to ask for one though..
Danielle: Janelle asked for one last night.
Brit: I don't wanna go around talking trash about janelle all the time, cuz I really don't dislike her, but I just like for people to see..
Danielle: Let's be real. It's just me and you.. You don't like her in this game, or you don't like her?
Brit: I think she's probably a nice person, but she's just in the game 24-7, and she's better at it than me. If I'm upset, I'm upset..
Danielle: I'm just me, inside the house or out.
Danielle tells Britney that she and Dan had a falling out last week, when he told her he was stepping back, because he felt like him being in it too much would be detrimental for her game.
Brit: And you were upset?
Danielle: But he was just saying it to joke around, to get me to be scared. I was bawling in the DR... That's why me and Dan are so close.
Brit: I'm scared crapless that Boogie's gonna win one of these coaches comps and trade. He could get Shane next week.
Danielle: It's not gonna happen. You know what.. Let's talk about girls talk real quick before he comes back up here.
Danielle: Why do you think that he's gonna kiss me?
Brit: Cuz it's obvious.
Danielle: haha.. I don't know. We've been in here for 3 weeks and he hasn't done anything.
Brit: Yeah. 3 weeks.
Danielle: Do you know how long 3 weeks is in Big Brother time?
Brit: Yeah, but he was dating other people.
Danielle: ah.. Staten Island bitch.
**7:47am - Boogie to DR. Jenn is next up.
Brit: You guys are like.. Ya'll are officially dating now.
Danielle: Woah!!! In BB world.. we're officially dating. Are you gonna let him know this when he comes up here?
Brit: I think it's pretty official, don't you? I mean, you're in an alliance together to the final 2. In BB, that's like a marriage. So you're kind of engaged. a little..
Danielle: And you're like the mom..
Brit: I'm like the proud mom, but it's weird because he's older.
Danielle: What's weird is that you have the one guy player and then Dan has the one girl player. And you and Dan are the proud parents..
Brit: I like being friends with Dan.. It's nice not to have to hear how evil he is.
Danielle: From Janelle?
Brit: mm hmm
Danielle: How is Dan evil?
Brit: Not "evil," but just like, so scary.. and such a threat..
Danielle: He's so scary.. wooo... My gosh, it's Dan.. I see him as my older brother.
Back to Shane..
Danielle: He was so excited he won HoH, and he was like, now you can come snuggle with me..
Danielle: And he kept hinting around last night, and then he was like, I want the bed to myself.. And then a minute ago, I was like, I'm about to go to bed here in a little bit, and he was just like, ok.
Brit: Like, oh ok, don't sleep up here?
Danielle: No, just like "oh, ok." There was no, "you don't have to go."
Brit: Maybe he doesn't want you to feel awkward.. Also, I'm in there..
Danielle: Nothing would ever happen. I would never ever have sex on tv.
Brit: No, you couldn't. Let me list for you the ways it would ruin your life... (she does)
Britney: You cannot have sex. If you wanna kiss.. whatever. Just don't touch his penis.
Brit: Just don't. It's not gonna be good.
Brit: If you feel like you cannot control yourself and you need to touch his penis...
Danielle: I'm gonna jump in your bed.
Brit: Come talk to me, and we'll figure something out.
Danielle: I'll be like, Britney, I have these strong urges to see what size it is.
Brit: OK. We can work something out. We'll figure something out where you can..
Danielle: We can spoon!
I could type out the rest of this for you, but it wouldn't even come close to watching it for yourself. This is flashback gold. Too funny! Go to 1:03am BBT on feed 3 or 4 and Enjoy! :)
The rest of the evening is full of jedi training, flirtations, Frank bashing and trying to figure out how to get Shane to put Frank up as the ReNom - both from Danielle and Brit upstairs and Janie and crew downstairs..
But first, there's a PoV to be played. Until we have a winner, everything is speculation. And since BB is already calling HGs to the DR this fine Saturday morning, they're sure to be officially woken any time now..
8:24am BBT - After a few minutes of fishies, the lights are on! Boogie's in the swhower, Frank's in the kitchen.. Joe's walking around the house.. Ashley's up.. No.. she's back down. But you get the picture.
9:10am False alarm.. Boogie and Frank are chatting about family in the living room.. Wil's just gotten up.. Joe's still meanderng.