Friday Morning in the BB14 House
If this is your first time on the blog today, please check out these 2 posts covering last night:
Joe's preparing and carefully plating breakfast for 2.. Which 2? I'm not sure...
Looks delicious from here! Pancakes, eggs, bacon, kiwi, cantaloupe, juice.. Yes, please!
Joe: Good morning, Sir Shane. This is your wake up royal breakfast.
Shane: Dude. Get outta here.
Joe: This is my apology and royal ass kiss for the week.
**I appreciate the honestly of that statement.
Shane: Ridiculous. God.. Thank you!
Joe runs back down to get the other plate..
Shane: Dude, this is ridiculous.. Thank you..
Joe: After all that time on Have Nots, it's the least..
Shane: Thank you so much. This is amazing.
Joe approaches Britney's room.. "I have breakfast for the queen of the house.." She mumbles something and he leaves it for her..Joe leaves Shane to his breakfast nirvana and heads back downstairs.. Shane makes all gone with the breakfast yumminess in nothing flat..
9am BBT Fishies! Wakey, Wakey Houseguests!! It's time to get up and entertain the live feeders! BIG day today! You've all got to head upstairs and do some HoH butt kissing to try and keep yourselves off the block. Then there's that Coaches Comp.. Declaration of Have Nots for the Week.. and Finally the Nomination Ceremony.
Shane, darling.. If you could squeeze in a shower or 2 during all this, we'd truly appreciate it.
9:18am Feed 3 - Thank you, Shane!!!!
9:20am.. Yes.. Other HGs are awake too.
9:25am Feed 3.. mm mm good. I'd make him breakfast.. Hell, I'd eat it off him.
9:40am I need a fan.
Downstairs in the living room, Joe, Ashley and Dan are chatting about pets on 1 and 2, while Frank and Boogie are preparing breakfast on 3 and kitchen chatting on 4..
The Britney is risen.. She partakes of a bite of the breakfast Joe left for her, which much be cold by now...
Britney: (whiny) You said it was only 9:30. Why did he come in here so early?
Shane: I don't know.
Britney favors sleep over breakfast.. She leaves it..
10:28am On feeds 1 and 2, Joe is sharing a story of an injury to his hand that caused him nerve damage.. Dan has excused himself to go to the bathroom and tend to something on his leg.
10:30am Shane has joined the rest of the HGs downstairs.. Wil and Jenn are now among the living as well... Boogie and Dan are up, but we've only seen a glimpse of Britney and nothing of Janelle yet.
10:35am The HGs are throwing out names of celebrities who they'd like to have come into the house..based on upcoming movies. Danielle has now joined the rest.
Boogie: It's already out. Good one though. Ashley thought she just won HoH.
Shane: Dumb and Dumber 3.. Jim Carrey got fed up with the script and he walked out..
Frank: The Watch is the only one I can think of, and ya'll already brought that one up.
Boogie: Bruno was ridiculously funny. I've seen it like 5 times.
A bit of discussion of the Bible Belt.. then back to Borat movies.. and a brief touch on the groups that claim they can "cure" the gay out of people.
Boogie: The guy goes, "There is one man who changed my life," and Bruno goes, "Karl Lagerfeld?" "No, Jesus."
10:42am Boogie's in his element.. recounting Borat tales.. His favorite was when he went into Paula Abdul's house..
Talk turns to the Coaches Comp..
Ashley: I have a strange feeling we're gonna be participating in it.. like playing in it.
Boogie: Why do you guys think Julie didn't mention anything about it? Maybe if you could win someone back into the house.. Don't you think Julie would've mentioned something. Dan, what's your take on this?
Dan: I'd like something without a board between my legs.
Wil: Maybe they want to see surprise on your faces.
Boogie: Good point.
Boogie returns to reading the Bible aloud.. Then a dig at Britney's lackluster contribution to cleaning.
Boogie: I'm introducing Britney to the sink today, I think. I think it's time.
Joe: Do you think her husband does the dishes.
Boogie: Ryan, I feel very bad for you. I'll say this to her, so I'm not talking behind her back.. Nice letter her wrote.
Frank: Whenever dudes send me emoticons, I tell em to save it for the ladies.
Boogie: I love throwin' the shades out there. You don't throw the thumbs up out there? Is anyone else in here on Blackberry? I don't think anyone else is. I'm old school. I've had em all. I went back to the ball.
11am Pre Coach Comp Chatter continues.. We've now moved on to different diets. Atkins, cutting carbs.. There's no point talking noms til they know who's going to be available to be nominated.
Boogie: I feel like the Coaches Comp isn't happening til..
11:05am Britney joins the living.. complaining..
Boogie: That'd be a good morning song, "Sweet Caroline." So good! So good!
Britney: Now I'm depressed, since you talked about the outside thing.
Boogie: Yeah, we're really not gonna be outside today at all.
Frank: Last week the take down took like 4 hours.
Britney: And practice.. They have to practice and make sure everything...
Britney, and just about everyone else, think the coming HoH will be Endurance. Me too.
11:10am Back to Ian wanting to set the record for being on Slop..
Britney: Enzo did it for 3 weeks, but not straight, and let's be honest... He cheated the entire time. Enzo would stick his head in the refrigerator all the time, and take bites in there.
Britney describes how she tried to cheat with Reeses Pieces, but she couldn't make it work..
11:30am Janelle's Alive!!!! Alert the Media! Or at the very least.. Start the Coaches Comp!
She's got a bit of a sore neck. Wil massages it for her..
Wil: oh my gosh..
Janelle: I need a chiropractor.. or a massage therapist..
Wil: Just get under the hot water for a while.. Dang.. Have you ever had a pressure point massage? omg.. My thumb started cramping..
Janelle: I think it's the bed too. It's just so bad. And I have a real bed. It's just not as plush as my bed at home.
Wil: And stress.. How's your gas?
Janelle: Fine. That was so embarrassing..
Wil: She's a real girl! She's not a fembot!
11:42am Wil restarts the Janie massage.. for a minute. She's super tight. Both agree they prefer male massage therapists..