Big Brother 14: Saturday Morning in the Crazy House

Good morning, BB Lovers!  Let's get the BBDish Morning Updates Show on the road!☺If this is your 1st time checking in today, here are the previous 2 posts to get you up to speed:

• The Overnight Report
• Late Late Night with Lessa..

Boogie was up before the bell, talking game to the internet.  If you'd like to see that on flashback, go to 7:30am on feed 1.  Click the pic of Boogie to get to the live feeds log in.

FYI - Boogie is still tweaked about Wil's attitude yesterday up in HoH, and he's thinking of making a side alliance with Joe this week.    

**Interesting to note:  They HGs were not on lockdown early this morning when Boogie woke up.  Boogie commented on it, saying he believes they will have an evening PoV tonight.. They are on lockdown now.

8:30am - After an extended fishy break, the feeds return and we have Danielle in the bathroom tweezing, Wil in the kitchen fixing some coffee and Ashley on the couch in the living room.  She looks like she's still in a great deal of pain.

***Poor bubby.  I can see the pain on your face. Go home, sweet girl.  Get the physical therapy you desperately need.  You were in the house when this happened, so you're at least covered under worker's comp, since you are receiving a stipend.

Skippy's playing Ashley's medical situation tag with us again.. 

8:34am
Ashley to Boogie: I think that's good.  I'll probably see someone today.

8:39am
Wil: What'd they say?
Ash: I'm just waiting..
Wil: It sucks being here in pain.
Ash: Yeah.. I just wanna play. (pause) It's so weird to have all these cameras on you when you don't feel good.
Wil: Yeah.
Ash: We just got locked down.  Boogie was saying.. (fishies)  Have you seen the night time POVS?
Wil: I have seen one where they did the faces..
Ash: Oh, the morphing..  Are you gonna go back to bed?
Wil: Yeah.. You poor thing.
Ash: It's ok.
Wil: No it's not.  It sucks.

Wil offers to bring Ashley something.  She declines.. He heads off to the bathroom. 

8:43am
Ashley is solo in misery..

Wil goes into the bathroom and gives Danielle a quick product consult.. then he's back to bed..

8:45am
At the moment, this is the quad...

 I'll let you know when something more exciting than extraction happens..

8:48am
BB: Ashley, please go to the Diary Room.

Upon hearing this, Wil bolts back to the living room to give Ashley a hand getting up and walking to the DR door, while Danielle tends to her blush.

 **In happy news, the A/C repair guy is back, on the roof of my building and installing a brand new unit. hallelujah! the last "fix" lasted 3 hours.  i'm hopeful this one enjoys more longevity.

8:57am
Ashley's out of the DR, which has become more Dr for her..

Wil: Hey.. How'd it go?
Ash: Good.  Hopefully I'll get to see some more progress.

9am Wil prepares and eats breakfast...  Ashley watches and chats with him..

9:07am Ashley sloowwwwly makes her way down the hall towards the bathroom..

Ash: Hi
Danielle: Hi. You feelin' better?
Ash: A little bit.  I'm gonna take a shower.  I haven't taken one in a couple days.  Gonna be a good shower.
Danielle: Do you need any help?
Ash: No, I don't think so..

Ashley moves to the shower stall, turns on the water, and it looks like realizes getting her pants off may be tougher than she thought.. but she's still not asking for help. yet. She slowly manages it.. with Danielle side-glancing all along, watching Ashley's progress in the mirror, while she continues applying makeup..

9:22am
Dani goes to the kitchen, leaving Ashley solo in the shower.

9:26a
Danielle makes pose faces in the kitchen mirror.

Ashley slowly emerges from the stall, holding doors and walls for support as she makes her way into the bathroom stall. 

9:30am Frank's been called to the DR.  He comes down the stairs, and makes a bit of small-talk with Danielle, asking if everyone else is still asleep.  She says yes.

9:38am
Frank and Danielle
Kitchen
F1/2
Frank: So was it better sleepin' on the floor last night than that damn bed?
Danielle: ohmigosh.. way better!

Frank: Everybody's listening to us cuz we're the only thing to watch.
Danielle: I know.  There's nothing else on.
**Ashley is.
Frank: Well, live feeders, no more unitard.. no more pom poms..
Danielle:  You were a good spiritard.

On 3, Ashley moves cautiously, holding her tush as she takes a step.  I can't begin to fathom why Danielle hasn't told Frank Ashley's up..  They carry on chatting at the dining table about the sensation of getting hit in the boobs and testicles..

9:42am
BB: Danielle, please go to the Diary Room.

After a bit more chatter..
Danielle: Alright.  I'll be right back.
Frank: Time for me to cook breakfast.

9:44am
Frank: ♫Good mornin' Superpass...

Frank hears the water running in the bathroom..

Frank: Is that Ashley in there?
Ashley: Hey Frank.

He goes in there immediately to check on her.She tells him she saw the doc again, and she's feeling a little better, but not quite there yet.

Frank: I was hoping you'd be all fresh and new this morning.
Ash: Me too.
Frank: You alright?  You need any help?
Ash: Thank you. I'm ok..

9:47a
 Frank's preparing his breakfast of champions.. Some eggs, oatmeal..

Frank: These Canadas are from blueberries, so thank you Canada.
**his words. not mine. give the man some caffeine.

Frank: Coffee's almost done.
**good.

Ash: Did you just wake up, Frank?
Frank: I did.  Had a little DR session.  Well, they actually woke me up at 6:30.. yup yup.
Ash: yup yup!

Frank: And then right when I got in bed last night, I had to do a spiritard DR.  You need help walkin' or somethin'?  You look a little..
Ash: No, I'm ok.. Thanks though.

You be the judge..

Frank: I'm gonna do some scrambled eggs.  You want any?
Ash: No.  No thank you.  (pause)  Hey, Frank?  (he doesn't hear) Hey Frank?  When you're not busy, can you do me a favor?
Frank: What's that?
Ash: Can you hand me an icepack out of the freezer?
Frank: OK.. Gonna be about 30 minutes though.
Ash: You're a butthead.
Frank: That was my nickname growin' up..

Frank approaches with the icepack

Frank: I can see your hooha from here..
Ash: The live feeders have seen everything..

**Talk turns to ingrown hairs, pimples and offers for popping aformentioned. Pus grosses me out.

9:57am
Ash: Hi Live Feeders! I wanna start talking to them too.
Frank: I do all the time. It's fun to talk to em.

10:04am
**Brand new working A/C. Happy meatlocker to me!

Ashley and Frank continue chatting from the bathroom to the kitchen... about everything and nothing.  Frank's keeping his carb intake low, because he doesn't want to gain weight in the house..

Danielle is now at the kitchen counter as well.

10:07am
Danielle, a have not, goes to the Have Not Room and sits alone for a minute.. Then she hops into Wil's bed with him for a nap?

All the while, Ashley and Frank continue chatting.

10:10am
Joe joins Frank in the kitchen.  Frank asks about Britney.  Although permitted to sleep on the floor, Brit stayed on the bed all night.  Joe slept on the floor.

Ashley: Jo-seph! I love your hair like that.  The mohawk.
Joe: How are you?
Ash: Better.

Frank: Morning, Shano.  How'd it go, Brit?
Brit: Not so good.
Frank: There's some decent coffee for you.

Brit slept on the Have Not bed last night, and only moved to the floor for a little nap this morning.  She says she'll spend tonight on the floor.

10:13
Shane comes into the bathroom to say hi to Ashley..
Ash: How'd you sleep, stinker-pie?
Shane: Not so good.

10:15am
Shane, Frank, Brit and Joe chat in the kitchen.  Frank tells him Danielle was up, but he doesn't know where she went.  Shane nails it..

Shane: She mighta crawled into bed with Wil and Dan.

Brit checks in with Ashley..Ashley's sympathetic to Brit's Have Not plight.  Jenn comes in as well.

Brit: I don't know how you guys did it that first week, when there were no pads.

Jenn: Are you exfoliating?

Brit and Ashley start plugging Janelle's May Kay site - http://beta.marykay.com/janelledesanto/en-US
**link fixed.

10:20a
F3
Brit: If I'm not picked to play in Veto, I'm gonna go ahead and shower.  If I am, I'll wait.
BB: Shane, please go to the Diary Room.
Boogie: ♫In-shane in the membrane.

Boogie comes into the bathroom to check on Ashley.  She tells him she showered.. She's feeling better.. He's supportive of her positive outlook, while she lays there in pain.

Boogie: Watch you win the veto!

Talk in the bathroom turns to the wakeup music - Lady Gaga and Tom Petty.  Both Ashley, Joe and Frank thought the Gaga song was country.. Frank thought it was Shania Twain. **I have no idea which Gaga tune sounds country..

F1
Joe: Again, I will repeat, I'll take the floor over the incline.  I don't wanna act like I'm not appreciative.
Frank: They did us a solid there.

10:28am
Music chatter continues in the bathroom, and Britney keeps singing lyrics and sending us to fishies..Jenn and Britney are getting a little makeup on for PoV Picking. 

10:29am
Danielle's napping in the bed with Wil.

**She's been there a while now, and BB hsn't said anything to her..

10:32am
Sleepy and scruffless sits waiting for his slop at the kitchen counter, chatting with Joe and Frank..

Joe: About the best a brother can do with slop..
Shane: Thanks, man.

Talk turns to the PoV Picking and building noises.. Frank and Joe inform Shane that they only starting building at like 7:45-8am..

10:37am
Boogie tells the other guys some of what he talked to the internet about this morning, focusing only on the Janelle part - how her fans must be happy she's back to tweet and blog with them..

Ashley plugs Janelle some more..

10:42a
Ashley's holding walls to try moving.  When Boogie sees her doing this, she releases the wall.. 

Ashley makes her way to a chair in the kitchen. Joe's there talking with Frank and Shane about starting Shane's bootcamp..
BB: Ashley, please put on your microphone.

***At  9:51am on Camera 1, BB gave us a glimpse of the backyard.  Kudos to @BBGossip for catching it.

The people you see are crew members, building the PoV competition..

10:56am
We have eyes on Shane, Joe, Jenn and Boogie... and now Britney..   I'm curious to know where Ashley's gone..

We're all waiting on the players to be picked for PoV..

11:03am
There she is!

Britney: August 11th.. That means I turn 25 in __ days. 
Boogie: On the live show too.

Talk turns to Boogie and Shane's bitterness about car insurance not dropping as much as they thought it would at age 25. Jenn's crampy and cursing her ovaries.. Britney asks Boogie what his son's going to be when he grows up..

11:10 In case I haven't mentioned it, Dan's up now too.

11:14am
Shane: Did I tell you about my buddy?  Puncturing his testicle?
**youch!
Boogie: You did tell me that one.
**thank goodness.
Shane: 11: 15.  Did they call you to the DR?
Dan: Last night they did.

Shane: What were you doin' last night?  When they said "Dan, knock it off."
Dan: We were talking about production.
Jenn: I always laugh to myself.. Dan, stop that.

11:19am
Ashley's in the living room, on the couch.  Skippy gives us a rarely seen angle on that room..

Did you realize it was that close to the dining table??

11:22am
We have happy chatters around the dining table.. Camera 3 is suddenly Jenn dedicated..

Britney: Why do you call it Melk?  miiiilk.
Dan: Melk.
Britney: Milk
Dan: That's what I'm saying. Melk.
Shane: Milk
Britney: Like Windmill.

11:25am
Skippy gives the men equal time, slipping the cams.. And Ian joins the living.

Shane: There he is!
Jenn: They woke us at like 8:15..
Britney: Know what song I like, Jenn?  Back to December by Taylor Swift.
Dan: Emo Country.
Jenn: hahahaha
Britney: Why emo?  She has a lot of uplifting songs..
Jenn: She could be the new generation Dolly Parton, especially if she got some big ole tatas.. So unnecesary.
Brit: If I could just have a good singing voice, I could be a great entertainer.

Dan makes a Britney spears crack and he's immediately corrected by both Brit and Jenn.


11:28am
Feed 1
Boogie, Frank

Frank quickly tells Boogie about his conversation with Wil last night.

Frank: He said Janelle was a target from the beginning.. When me and Wil got put up last week..  I'm not sure what the timetable was, or how much he's tellin' the truth, but I just wantd to tell you about that.

11:30pm
BB: Frank
Frank: Coming!
BB: Please come to the Diary Room.

***PoV Picking please??? 

11:32am
Danielle and Wil lay almost spooning..

Dan and Ashley chat about her wellness..

Ash: I just want to run and play with all the bears.
Dan: Maybe you should take a spoon of honey.
Ash: That could be the trick.

Dan: you need help?
Ash: No, that's ok.  I just pretend I'm in the HoH competition.

11:36am
Joe, Shane and Dan are in the living room.  Shane asks Joe who he'll pick if he gets HGs choice..

 Skippy goes in close on the DR door, giving us a heads up that the Pov Player picking is about to begin..

Jenn comes to join them and we get Trivia! Here we go!! Time to slect who is playing for the PoV today!  Please join us in a new top post when the feeds come back. :)

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