The Overnight Report

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Today in the Big Brother 14 house: PoV Ceremony!

If this is your 1st stop in to BBDish today, be sure to have a look at Lessa's Sunday Night Jam.. before you read another word. :-)  That'll carry you through 11:30pm BBT, and I'll be picking up the important, fun and funny bits from where Lessa left off.

While I dive into the flashback area of the live feeds to get the Overnight Report together, I'll be looking to  see if Frank made a play for safety late last night, or if Ian and Dan changed the existing plan for Dan to use the PoV on Jenn and Ian to put Joe up as the replacement.

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Please refresh this post at around 5am bbt and every 30 or so minutes after that to see sections of the overnight report magically appear before your eyes.

The Overnight in a Nutshell: The PoV Ceremony Plan stands -  Dan will use the Veto on Jenn and Ian will put Joe up as the replacement.  In other interesting developments, Dan and Dani are doing a healthy amount of conspiring and giggling that they still have everyone, including Shane, snowed about how close they are.. Lastly, Danielle is arguably the safest person in the house.  Having built up her relationship with Jenn to the point of an F2 agreement, enjoying the protection of a season long F2 with Shane, and under the masterful protection of Dan.. And.. She's on no one's radar as a nom.

12:31a
While Dan and Ian play pool, Frank, Shane and Joe play with a ball, Jenn and Danielle engage in some female bonding.. and game talk..

Jenn's telling Danielle about her diverse group of friends..

Jenn: I'm so used to being around guys.. This is old hat.  Some of my female friends are like, You're a guy in a hot chick's body.  That's what guys do.. They're very simple creatures.
Dani: I know.  I'm used to it with my brother.  It just never fails to surprise me.
Jenn: hehehe.  so true..
Dani: And then I see the varying ages.. and it's still the same.
Jenn: I think it gets worse.  Look at this one.
Dani: Look at that one.  We're ALL out of our minds.  That's why we got put in this house.  But still, look at what we're living with..
Jenn: For how long now?
Dani: 2 months.. 60 days. Almost.
Jenn: Almost 60 days.  Day 59 is tomorrow..

Dani: How can they throw it that far?
Jenn: Testosterone.

Jenn: Frank's pretty bummed.
Dani: Why?
Jenn: He doesn't know what's going on..

From across the yard, we hear grunty boy noises..

Jenn:  Yeah, this is what we're dealing with.. and you're stuck with me too.
Dani: Oh, you're fine.
Jenn:  These guys.. and me. hehehehe..
Dani: I wouldn't trade you out for these guys..
Jenn: That's good to know.  I think we're each other's saving grace a bit..
Dani: Oh my gosh.. Understatement.. Understatement..
Jenn: I mean, like, if you weren't here, I'd frikkin'..
Dani: hehehe
Jenn: I'd f'in be like.. (Jenn mimes putting a gun to her head and pulling the trigger)

Dani:  (laughs) Oh my gosh.. If I was ever the only one in here with these fools, I'd be like Oh my God...
Jenn: Well, it could happen.. It could happen.  But.. we don't want that to happen.
Dani: No.  It's not gonna happen.
Jenn: Not gonna happen. It's not allowed.. hehehe
Dani: hehehe

Looking at the guys in the yard..


Dani: So simple..
Jenn: Oh yeah.
Dani:  There's only 3 things you have to do to make em happy..  and I'm talking completely happy.. Ready? 
Jenn: I'm ready.  Tell me.
Dani: You feed em..
Jenn: (counts point one on her hand)

Dani: You screw em..
Jenn: (light laughter)
Dani: ..and you lettem have the remote control.
Jenn: Yeah.
Dani: Wait.. I might be missin' one.  Feed em, screw em..
Jenn: Lettem think they're smart every once in a while.
** :-)

 And we're moving forward into the night..

12:45am BBT
Feed 1 and 2
After 2 months... just 5 minutes after Shane makes one in, drawing a round of applause and a comment of "He's just too good at sports" from Dan to Ian...

Frank nails it!  Nothing but net!  The crowd goes wild!

If you skip ahead to 1:06am, Frank nails it.. Again!  A couple minutes later, he heads inside for some water, and seeing Dan at the table...

1:07am
Feed 1 and 2
Dan and Frank

Frank: So what's the deal on tomorrow, Bubba?  Why don't you just use it on me?
Dan:  hehehe.. Yeah, that wont cause any problems.
Frank: They got me nervous in the DR.
Dan: Why?
**Skippy trigger finger, at your service.  He send us to fishies, and when feeds come back after a minute, Frank's in the bathroom, and Dan says to his mic..
 
Dan: Guys, messin' with the game, yo.

Frank returns and tells Dan about his victory in the yard.. They discuss the mechanics of the shots, then..

Frank: You're positive we got Danielle's vote though, right?
Dan: I feel pretty good about it.
Frank: That's what makes me nervous.
Dan: I know.. But what else are we gonna get?  Have you talked to her?
Frank: No.. I don't even know what to talk to her about.. Cuz I don't know what she knows..  My thing is.. If you did use it on me?  There's only gonna be 6 people left come Thursday..

**for about 20 minutes... and then there will be 5... but they don't know that.


Frank: ..Who cares who knows?
Dan: Yeah, but that puts a big ass bulls-eye on both of us. Which is the whole point  of us not..
Frank:  Nobody's gonna beat us.
Dan: Shit. They may not beat you.. They'll beat me.
Frank: They wont beat us.. I mean, cuz here's the thing.. I think he's gonna put up Joe no matter what, cuz he doesn't wanna ruffle any feathers.. and as long as we've got Danielle or Jenn here, even if they put both of us up, one of us can win veto, they can pull one of us off, and we'll have the votes.
**but he's not on your side, Frank. He's on his side.

Frank: I mean.. It's just something to think about.. They got me nervous in there.
Dan: Yeah..

 More to come...

1:15am
Feed 3 and 4
Frank, Shane and Joe

Rehashing the PoV Comp...

...leads to rehashing the night...

Frank: What a night.. I hit 2 of em with 4 beers in me.
Joe: That's probably why you hittem.
Frank: It is.
Shane: Exactly.
Joe I can't do it.
Frank: It was fun.

...leads to talk about the PoV Ceremony to come..

Joe: Veto at 11..
Shane: ..ish.  I don't think it's gonna be used. 
Joe: What?
Shane: I heard it's not gonna be used. But who knows. 

Ian comes outside.

Joe: Big E! Don't play with your microphone.  What were you really playing with?
Ian: That was last night.

After a minute of chatter, Ian goes back inside...

Frank: So you heard it's not gonna be used.
Shane: I don't think it is.  I don't know.
Frank: Yeah.
Shane: But I heard.. That's what Ian said yesterday.  I haven't talked to him since.  And I don't know what Dan's plannin' on doin'.
Frank: He's so cryptic. 

All agree.

Shane: Especially with even the corn on the last one.. Holding it off to the side.
Joe: I talked to him tonight. He wouldn't tell me.
Shane: Yeah.
Joe: He just said he wanted protection.
Shane: Hm!
Frank: Yeah.

Shane: I mean the only reason why I think  he might.. for any reason.. is because Jenn used it on him last week.
Frank: Yeah.
Shane: SO he might need to pay her back, but.. I don't know.  I didn't think it was gonna be used last week, but look what happens.

Joe: So it's pretty much an open case tomorrow.
Shane: Pretty much.  We just gotta make sure we can all meet together..
Joe: See what happens.
Shane: ..after and see what works.
Frank: Yeah.
Shane: He didn't say whether I was safe or not as a replacement nom, but he at least guaranteed my safety for noms.
Frank: Oh, really?
**no, not really. Ian guaranteed Shane and Danielle safety from Noms and Replacements for Shane dropping during the HoH Comp.
Shane: I said, dide, if I drop, am I safe, and he said yeah, but he never said nothin' about bein' backdoored.
Frank: Yeah.
Shane: So I said am I gonna be a replacement nom, and this was yesterday, like early, and he was like, I can't tell you if you're safe, or I can't tell you if you're not..

**I wonder if and how loud Frank's b.s.-o-meter is ringing right now..

Frank: Interesting.
Joe: He told me I'm goin' up.  
Shane: He told you?
Frank: Yesterday?
Joe: Yup.
Shane: If it's used?
Joe: He said, "If it's used, you're (I'm) goin' up."
Shane: See, he didn't tell me.

Joe: He said, "You're just in a position.. You're the only person I can put up." I'm like.. ok.

This conversation is ongoing, if you'd like to watch the rest on flashback, select, camera 3 or 4 at 1:18am..  Basically, it's just Shane snowing Joe and Frank on behalf of the reformed Quack Pack..

CUT TO:
1:30am
Ian's upstairs rocking in the HoH bed.. Shane and Danielle are on the bathroom couch.. Dan's showering.. Frank and Joe are brushing their teeth..

F2
Dan:  Can I ask you guys a personal question? Guys.  What have you been doing to keep the grass at bay?

**I thought this was code for something else, but it turns out Dan's talking about pubic manscaping.

Frank: I don't worry about it.
Joe: Shave.
Dan: With what though?
Joe: A razor.
Frank: Um. I used Shane's beard trimmer.
Danielle: hehehe
Shane: It works.  That's the best way to do it.

Joe: What the hell's on your face?
Danielle: What do you think's all over my face?  It's a mask.  I just didn't wanna put it all over my face..

Frank: I usually stay pretty bushy, if you wanna be honest.
**This is so much more information and unshakeable imagery than I needed right this minute. 
Dan: You bein' serious?
Frank: Yeah.
Dan: bleh
Frank: Who cares, man?!
Joe: Yeah, I like a little fern bush.. ha!
Shane: Fern bush?
**ok, seriously, if I have to sit here getting nauseous describing the pubes of every guy in the house, someone needs to hit the tip jar, pronto! I need to buy some mouthwash, cuz I just threw up in my mouth.

Joe: You don't have to have like a mountain there.. Mountain top.. peak..

Frank leans over to spit out his toothpaste, but it looks like he's checking to see what his pubes look like..

Frank: I would trim it up once every few months anyways..  So I just trimmed it up a little bit before I came in, and it's good to go.
Dan: That's the 1st thing I'm doin' when I get outta here.

Joe says goodnight, Shane says he'll be headed there soon..

Frank: I mean, nobody's seein' it right now.  I don't know why you gotta worry about it.
Dan: I gotta see it.
Shane: Exactly.
Frank: Is it in the way when you go to the bathroom?  Is it that bushy?
Dan: No.. It's just not what I'm used to.
Frank: How much do you usually shave it down?
Shane: Enough.
Dan: (silence)
Frank: You brought up the conversation, so you gotta answer the question.
Shane: True.
Dan: Uh..  Like the Red Sox infield.
Danielle: hahaha!
Frank: Like really, really short??
Shane: hahaha.. The Red Sox infield.

Frank: Look.. God made us grow hair down there, so I just like to let it go.
Dan: Some people like brussel sprouts..

Dan: I don't like brussel sprouts. Some people like body hair, I don't like body hair.
Shane: You don't really have any body hair..
Frank: He shaves.  That surprises me about you.

Shane: I know.. I gotta nair my chest and stomach again.

CUT TO:
2:07am

The Sunday night meeting of the Quackpack shall now come to order... Here's the brief synopsis and all that truly matters..

Ian: So tomorrow, you're gonna use it on Jenn?
Dan: Yeah.  Everyone's cool with that, right?
Ian: (nods and smiles)
Shane: Definitely cool with it. Frank's not gonna be.
Ian: He had a chance.  A fair chance (at the PoV).
Shane: Oh absolutely. It's not like we even backdoored him.
Ian: I mean, it took me personally 2 tries..
Shane: Me too.  What're you gonna say?  Jenn, you used it on me last week?
Dan: Yeah, I'll have something.
Ian: Did you find out who she would nominate?
Dan: No.  She's very tight-lipped.
**No, she's not, actually. She'd nominate you, Ian, and she'd nominate Shane.
Shane: She wouldn't say it?
Dan: Yeah.. I didn't wanna press too hard either.
Shane: But you think you got some influence on her?
Ian: You gotta get her to put Joe up.
Danielle: She'll put you and Joe up.
Ian: You sure?
Danielle: mm hmm

Ian: If we can get the floaters (Jenn and Joe) to go at each other, and one of them gets HoH, can you imagine?  I mean.. At this stage.. It's..

Shane: The shiznit.
Ian: I mean.. There's no such thing as safety at this point.
Dan/Shane: yeah
Ian: We would send the floater out, completely unexpected to them.. They'd be like, "What?" And then.. Alright.. Now time for the HoH Comp.. Jenn, as outgoing HoH, you're ineligible to compete.. and it's just the 4 of us..
Shane: hehehe
Ian: In the f'in A/B booths.. not givin' a f*ck.

**Ian, my dear.. There are 2 problems with your theory, and 1 way to solve them.  YOU have to "give a f*ck."  Dan, Danielle and Shane have a final 3 agreement.  If the Quack Pack makes it intact past the double eviction on Thursday, YOU are going to have to win that F4 HoH when it comes along.  Otherwise, you're the likeliest out.  They're all afraid of you for the Final 3 HoH.


There is a bit more game talk Sunday night, but it doesn't effect the outcome of this week, so... this concludes the Overnight Report.

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