Approved by JessieClause...
Evening, Dishers! I've been watching the houseguests sleep, and listening to the Dani Show as she talked to herself for the last couple hours. Since they picked veto players earlier than usual, they all expect a Night Time POV. Or they did, until a few moments ago when they told Danielle no (...or so she says. Strategy? Truth? Who knows..)
They restocked the storeroom finally, after "Mr Pectacular - JessieClause" threw away all of their food, AND their stockpiled beer, which made me laugh hysterically. Hee. Unfortunately, there's a note with the food, saying they only got what was approved by JessieClause. Danielle? Not impressed.
10:13 Danielle: Someone kill me now. There's salsa but no chips. Hummas but no Chips. No eggs? Eggwhites. And the worst part - All this approved by JessieClause! Oh gross. Come on BB! Gross Gross Gross. I'm not a huge complainer, but gross!
Joe: so no comp..
Dani: no comp.
Joe: So I took a 4 hour nap for no reason? I love that. I'm gonna be up until... daylight.
Dani: should probably wake everyone up..
The DR has told them to get their lazy butts up as they're on Showtime - everyone's waking up and moving around, and Dani's still complaining about food.
Ian: did they restock us?
Joe; Jessie Approved Food - it's not bad
Dani: It's bad.
Joe: We'll make it. We won't die.
Frank: We have beer!
Ian: What? Apparently that's Jessie approved.
10:34 Ian to the DR.
Joe: As far as meat goes - fish and chicken. No eggs, no bacon..
Shane: What? No...bread?
Well, most of them are getting up:
Frank educates Shane and Dani on the difference between organic beef and regular beef. Joe agrees.
Dani: I'm tempeted to go all organic if I have kids.
Frank: They also say that's why girls have big boobies now, so I'm tempted to say keep it up..
Dani: Frank.. you made that up..
Frank: No! I heard that - Joe didn't you hear that all the hormons have girls developing earlier?
Dani: Earlier -but not bigger!
Joe: We can hope. I like boobs!
Dani: what do you consider big?
Joe: I don't know, my wife doesn't have boobs. She's so skinny? But she has an ass that don't quit.. and her legs.. oh man...
Frank: I like a good C cup at least.
Dani: So what's too big?
Joe: No such thing. I mean, Dolly Parton? I don't know if I'd enjoy that - because that's too much..
Frank: I like a nice D. Natural too!
Joe: Natural is better...
Joe: The way they feel.. those look nice.. (nods to Dani)
Shane: Those are real!
Dani: Do mine look fake?!
Joe: They shouldn't look that good...
Shane: There's a lot of testosterone in this house...
Frank: If they do, it's because they're... they're... extra... perky..
Shane; Does my penis look fake? I got it enlarged... guys don't have these conversations...
This is ongoing.. haha.
Ian checks out the damage:
10:48 - Dan joins the land of the living.. goes to survey the Storage Room when Ian tells him what happened.
Frank: I can't believe they took all our chips!
Dani: And gave us all this hummas!
Frank: no tortillas... can't even make homemade chips!
Frank: no... only wheat bread.
Ian shares his snacks willingly, giving Dani something for her sweet tooth.
Joe: You have to change shirts if I'm gonna drink wine, I might say something inappropriate!
11:00 Fish of and on for the past few moments. We come back to hear them still talking about Jessie..
Frank: I think he is natural. If he wasn't, he'd be bigger.
Joe: He had makeup all over his body. Even his stomach had powder..
Talk goes on to POV speculation - the topic of the day. General chitchat.
11:10 And then they play with blocks. Riveting, I know. Heh.
Dan: He took all the cheese?!
Joe; I didn't like Jessie much before, but I really like him less now.
11:30 - still general conversation - now about South Park.
Frank: Have you seen the documentary 6 days of south park? It's amazing. They do new episodes in just 6 days! That's how they are so current..
Ian: Love it. I'm a big fan.
Frank keeps sending us Fishing - whistling, singing, talking about sequester.
Frank: You spin me round... I can't get that song out of my head!
--Lessa: me either, since you won't STOP SINGING. harumph.
11:45 - Topics jump from Food Stamps/Assistance scams, food, hair, back to tv shows.. And Jessie..
Dan: When my book came out he tweeted something. I think it's a show thing. He's grown up a lot, believe it or not...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Joe stories. Monster Trucks, this time.
Joe; Literally it shot out like a rocket into her stomach! As far as I remember it wasn't a death, but it was horrifying!
Jen plays with her tongue piercing, and dines on some pickles and muscle milk.
--Lessa: time. It's a slippery concept...
And Dan plays with the trucks - banging them into each other.
Dani: You're gonna break them!
Dan: I was a good kid. I was a real quiet kid..
Dani: You tortured Kelly though, right?
Dan: Yeah, unless she had friends over. I could make these faces at her and she'd snap. Even to this day I flash it to her and she gets pissed.
Dan: because it's really annoying. Wedding put a little strain on our relationship. I think she felt like she lost a brother...
--Lessa: awwww. She'll come around. :)
Dani: You already broke them?!
Jenn: Less than 15 minutes.
Dan: Do you get to keep these?
Ian: Yeah, everything in tehre is mine to keep.
Frank: Ebay gold!
Ian: Yeah, obviously toys outside of here doesn't do me any good...
Jenn: You could donate them..
Ian: Yeah, that's a good idea.. I'm not gonna open some of it and donate it.
Jenn: That's the spirit!
Dan: I wanna send this one off the top row and see...
Dani: hey dan!
Everyone HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dan: Thanks guys!
Frank: the big 30!
Dan: No! The big 2 9
Jenn: Dirty Thirty is next! 29 was a good year for me, hope it is for you too
Dan: Thanks, Jenn. No where I'd rather spend it than with 6 complete strangers..
Frank: At least it's not in the jury with Ashley..
12: 05 And with that - it's midnight, and time for me to pick up my kid. Mind the critters, ya'll... Perhaps we'll find out if the fire truck is in an alliance with the giant legos... I'm pretty sure they're conspiring behind my back. One more comment and they're totally outa here!
G'night Dishers! :)