Big Brother 14: Endurance Comp Coverage

Well whaddaya know?  Endurance Comp!  And a punishment for the 1st to fall!  Love it!

Call me psychic. ;-p hehehe!  And next week?  Another Thursday Live Double Eviction!

OK.. We'll be covering the Endurance Comp here as long as it lasts!  Spark up your feeds, Buckle in and enjoy the ride!

If you don't have the feeds, now's the time to gettem.  Yes, I'll be updating, but there's nothing like watching it live. 

What are you waiting for?  Click!  You have nothing to lose but yet another opportunity to see how the game of  Big Brother is actually played.

End rant.

Joe and Jenn - OUT Before the end of the live show!

7:07pm Feeds are Back!! Shane, Danielle, Dan and Ian are in it to win it!

Shane: I'm not Captain America anymore.  I'm Tarzan now!

Shane to Danielle: Lean back.. Squeeze your thighs together.. Dani, you're doin' great.
Danielle: So are you.

Joe: My kids are gonna be so embarrased.
Shane: Gonna have some rope burn tomorrow!
Ian: Make this thing go faster.  It's easier faster.

Shane: Now I see why they wanted us in short sleeves.
Frank: So ya'll could get a tan.
Shane: No, cuz the rope's tearing up our arms..

Thanks, BB!

Joe: Everybody looks good.
Shane: Can I borrow your arms for like an hour?
Joe: You wouldn't want these.

Shane: This or the pirate ship?
Dani: Pirate Ship!!
Ian: At least with the Pirate Ship, we got a break when it tilted back...

7:17pm
Shane: I'm not gonna lie.. this is probably Britney's competition.. and Danielle..
Ian: She gave me her hair thing for strength.
Shane: And Danielle.. I just had to give a shout out to my old coach.

7:20
Frank: Lookin' real good, everybody..

Another angle..

**So basically, this comp lasts as long as Ian lasts.. and Ian's got some last in him. ;-)

Joe: Everybody lookin' good, guys.  Nobody strugglin.
Shane: Nice job on the paint, guys.
Ian: Does anyone else recognize that HoH sign?
Frank: Oh yeah!
Ian: It's from the 1st night..
Frank: Teddy Bear madness..

7:23p
Joe: Who's got 6 hours in em?
Dan: I've got 12 if it means I get to see Chelsea.
Frank: Dan can do it til breakfast he says.

Shane: Joe, this is the only comp it sucks to have size 13s huh?
Joe: And triple E.  1 foot wouldn't fit on there.

Dan: Here we go...
Ian: It's goin' faster..  It's easier when it's faster..

Jenn: Watch out guys..
Shane: Nut shot!
Dqni: Oh my gosh, Shane.. I might throw up..
Dan: C'mon.. don't hit me.
Shane: Just went in.
Dani: I'm gonna puke. I gotta go.

Dani drops intentionally.. and she's OUT!

7:29pm Dan is out...

And it's down to Shane and Ian..

Shane: What's up, Ian?
Ian: Not much, Shane!
Shane: How bad do you want that HoH bathroom?

7:34pm
Dani's still puking.. Shane and Ian are still very much in it.. Shane is the lone hope for the rest of the house at this point.. Ian's not giving in anytime soon.. At the moment, Ian's geeking out explaining the comp scientifically.. Ahdorbz.

7:37pm
Shane: Is my butt crack showing?
**lemme check!

Shane: My foot's cramping up.. How is that possible.
Ian: It's about 11 seconds per revolution..
Shane: Alright.. lemme know when it's 12 or 13..

Ian: Speedin' up a little bit..
Shane: Why am I spinning?  I haven't hit anything.

Dan: Nice try, Danielle.. You too, Jenn, Joe..

Shane's beat boxing..

Shane: Oh, I hate my life.
Ian: You alright?
Shane: (strained) Oh, I'm good.. how bout you?
Ian: Just fine.

Shane: Is this stupid to do?  I'm tryin' to stretch my ankle out..

7:40p
Shane: I'm good.. Just my ankle's crampin ' up.
Ian: Nanananannana.. Weinerville. (Nickleodeon show)

Ian's chilllllll...  Shane?  Not so much..  Look..

Shane: Keep smilin'!  I'm in for the whole night, Ian..
Ian: Me too.
Shane: I'm just kiddin' Ian.  You know I've got nothing against you,
Ian: I'm just thinkin' pics at this point.  Little Matt and ___

7:43p
Shane: Dani, you ok?
Dan: No, but it's ok.  Are you ok?
Shane: I'm fine, except for the bottom of my foot is cramping.

7:45pm
Shane: How am I spinning?
**cuz you never stop moving.

Frank: Lookin' good, guys.
Ian: Thanks, Frank. Prish.

Dani: I just can't look, Shane.  I'll throw up.
Shane: How you doin' Ian?
Ian: I really could use a good __ in the bathroom.  Know what I'm sayin'?
Shane: I could too.  You gonna put me up?
Ian: I'm thinking..

Dani: Good job, ya'll...
Ian: Thanks, Dani.

 7:48
Ian: Anyone know what Saturn's rings are composed of..  Anyone know which planets have rings..  You know the orbit of Pluto isn't on the same axis as the other planets?    What're some other cool ones?

Ian: can anyone name another dwarf planet?

7:53p - They've just passed the hour mark.. and the peanut gallery is making bets on how long they'll go.

Joe: I'd say 3 hours..
Dan: 1 hour 55..

Shane: How long did you last?!?!
Joe: 23 seconds.

Dan: Ian, have you squatted yet?
Ian: No.  I can't see it being beneficial.

Frank: Uh oh.. Here comes the meteor..  Ian misses it like every time.
Ian: I'm too small!
Frank: You gotta hold it so it whacks him..

Talk turns to Britney.. They think she would've done well in this comp..  And here comes the meteor..

7:58pm
Dan: Ian, do you get motion sickness?
Ian: Never in my life.
Frank to Shane: Swing that thing back.

Dan: Big Brother Trivia.. When was the last time BB did a standing endurance comp?
Ian: 9.. Disco balls.. Crazy James..
**Yup! :) Grrrreat comp!

8pm
Frank: Hold tight you guys.. The Dramamine workin for you guys?
Shane: I only took half a one..
Frank: Woop..  Slapped you in the bum there, Ian.
Ian: Little love tap.

Shane: Good job, Ian.
Ian: Thanks, Shane. 


The apparatus is speeding up, and the hits from the meteor are getting harder..

Frank: Ian, how do you keep missin' it??
Ian: I just angle my body around it.. if possible.

Jenn: Both of you guys are doin' a great job.
Dani: I'm just gonna watch Shane.
Jenn: That's the way to do it, Shane..
Frank: Push it back..
Joe: I don't know how he can move it.
Frank: Push it as far back as you can..

Ian: Whoah.. Heyoo..
Frank: Spinster.. 

8:07pm
While Frank's on the sideline seemingly trying to figure out how Shane can make the meteor nail Ian, Shane and Ian are behaving with a bit more sportsmanship.

Ian: If a meteorite is a rock that crashes into the earth, what do you call the ones that miss?  ---A Meteor-wrong.

Frank: Lookin' good, guys.
Shane: Tell that to my body.
**mmm.. too easy.

8:13
Shane: Sorry, Ian.. I'm not trying to make it bounce.. I'm just trying to re-grip.
Ian: That's ok.. makes it more interesting..  Look at all that metal rigging.. I remember the 1st time I saw all that rigging.. it was big brother 4.. back then they would have 12 people competing for the veto in the 1st week.

Shane is audibly struggling..

Ian: You alright?
Shane: ugh..

Dani: Good job.
Shane: Tryin..

8:21pm

Frank: We're goin' up.

8:22pm
Frank: Here we go...
Jenn: Alright guys..
Dan: Just think.. ttomorrow this'll be all gone.
Shane: Damn, that got cold.  I don't think we're gonna get the back yard tonight.. Probably not..

8:24pm
Dani: Ya'll both look good.
Ian: Thanks..

**I wonder how Shane feels that they all dumped the responsibility for winning on him? 

8:32pm
Shane: Good job, Ian.

Ian:  Good job, Shane. I feel like a crash bandit or somethin..

Heavy breathing from Shane...

8:35
Ian: Oh boy.. Here we go..

Ian: Bonk!
Dan: It's a battle.. Homecoming King vs Valedictorian..That comet's no joke..


Shane: Think we can go as long til that motor burns out.
Ian: Longer. I haven't jacked in 55 days.

Dan: This'll get Danielle kind of excited.. Lookin' at Shane like this.

8:40pm They're getting close to the 2 hour mark..

Joe: This could go all night.
**yup

Frank: Good job guys..
Joe: Nice battle out there..  You guys are crazy.
Frank: See if you can push it back to the wall, Shane.
Dan: I would not wanna be in that seat behind Shane..

Shane: Ian, you alright, man?
Ian: I'm good.  You?
Shane: I'm good.

Dan: I wonder if they've seen top speed yet?

8:44pm
Frank: Nice battle, boys.
Ian: Thanks, Frank.

Frank: Be careful, Ian.  Don't get sick.   Lookin' good, Shane.

8:46pm

Ian: oh! Ow!

 8:47pm
Shane: Can you guys give me and Ian a little time to talk alone, please?
ALL: Sure..
Shane: Thanks.

Shane: Do you want this?
Ian: Yeah.
Shane: Are me and Dani Safe?
Ian: As far as I'm concerned,  QP is still on.  You and Dani are Safe.  No up, no backdoors.

Shane: Can I drop now?
Ian: Yeah..

8:48pm
Shane drops!  Ian has won the HoH Competition!!

Shane: You still stayin up?
Ian: Until they tell me to get down.  Can I get down?

Brief fishies.. and... 

 8:50

Ian: Good, I get to use that nomination speech I worked out. This one's for Brit.

Joe: C'mon.. give him a kiss
Shane puts the towel over his face.

This concludes the Endurance Comp Coverage! :0)  Thank you for being a part of BBDish!  Please refresh in a bit for Lessa's Late Night Jam! 

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