Tuesday's Late night...
9:15 PM Britney's Monolog to a giggling Dani and Dan:
Britney: Yes Frank, you are the best player to ever play the game. You painted yourself green, you got put in a carrot suit, you took a chum bath for 21 hours, you benched yourself from the next two hoh's. just to use the veto anyway - GENIUS! Best player to ever play the game. Total genius. I should have been listening to you this whole time! Yes, Frank, I have to go this week, but you will next week. And yes. I will cut your hair in your sleep, because it's the one thing you wouldn't want to do. I will bring sheers into your room, cut your curls and paste it to your chest. And I will take the kidney bean you want to sell on ebay and set it on fire. Like anyone wants to buy your enlarged hemorrhoid. I will take his cream. Revenge via anal pain.
Britney: He benched himself from 2 hohs! And the Veto was used! He could have just let you WIN the veto, and put me on the block, and played the next HOH! It's amazing. MASTERMIND. Dan has an inflated ego, Danielle, but he got YOU to bench yourself, and play the veto! It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. And your laying in the hammock in a carrot suit for it to be used anyway. Genius! He's the best player to ever play the game, you guys. The best.
Britney: because you were going after me, Britney! Yes, just like everyone else! You go on, Frank, you don't play the next two HOHs... Who doesn't want you out? Jenn the bulldog? She wins everything, so that's good. You go on with your bad self, Frank. Genius. Why can't he just say that he got misted, he can't admit it, that Dan misted him - which is an admireable thing, an admireable way to leave the game, but no - it's part of his bigger plan! I will vote for shades to win before this game. I will vote for that plant before I vote for him. I will snap my key in half if I have to put it in the block! You can win comps, but your smarts is in the toilet! I'll win this game 7-0 if I get to the final two! What, because you dive into guacamole? You shimmy a ball up a wall? Life skills. Whooo! I shimmy a ball up a wall! If you had talked yourself off the block ONCE.. Good luck getting that half mill, buddy. I would sooner make a 500k donation to Mad Love cooking. I would sooner buy Joe a fully stocked pantry with the finest teas from India, freaking cocoa beans straight off the plane from whereever they come from before I reward someone who can shimmy a ball up a wall, or! Get a shamrock out of a ball pit.
Britney: This game is about strategy. Cool strategy, sit out of HOH for two weeks just for the veto to be used anyways. Golden strategy. What's up Joe?
A must see for Britney Fans! Flashback it!
9:40 Frank and Joe return, and put a stop to our giggling. Dangit. Buzzkills.
Just a little while ago - Ian told Britney that it looked like she was going home. She went and told Danielle - apparently the DR is telling Joe and Shane they can't straight up tell Britney (Which they've been doing all season, so). Bottom line, Britney feels better that she knows, she and Dani had a good cry fit about it, and then they came outside and thus began the monolog. :) Meanwhile, inside, Ian lets Shane know that he gave Britney 'The Talk' and that she's doing fine. Outside..
Britney: Is it too much to ask to get me a bottle of wine?!
9:48 They talk about sequester and production, and send us fishing. Back to generalities - and a live view of the fish..
Dani: what's the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek
--Lessa: My geeky lil Trekkie heart. It HURTS.
Dan: You've never seen the original Willy Wonka?
Brit: I know the story because I was in the play..
Dan: You were Violet, right?
Dani: Did you blow up like a blueberry?
Brit: Yeah
Dan: a hula hoop...
Britney: I don't want too. How many more Diary Rooms can I possibly do?
Dani: Did you do your goodbye?
Britney: no. And I'm not going too.
Fish. Heh.
She goes.
Dan: You've seen willie wonka right? Cheer up, Charlie...
Dani: I didn't like it much. It was weird. I like bedknobs and broomsticks..
Dan: Is Shane done working out? Where is he?
Dani: He's over there laying down..
Dan: He wanted to talk to me about something - do you know what that is? (sings) Dance magic dance..
BB: Please stop singing!
Dan: Sorry..
Dan: I had tears in my eyes, but I've only cried twice.
Dani: When?
Dan: When I got married, and when my grandfather died.
Dani: Why did you have tears in your eyes?
Dan: Before solitary? because I felt like i let everyone down. I didn't know I cared so much to get that close...
Brit goes to the storage room - WINE! And a new carrot costume.
Brit:: Special delivery!
Frank: Oh! a new costume! And booze!
Brit: Just a bottle of wine, and Danielle
Dani: Medicine!
-- for her hives.
Frank: I'll bet Brit chugged 6 beers back there...
Brit: usually they give a beer..
Dani: I think it's a special occasion...
Brit: Does anyone care if I drink the bottle?
(everyone says no, except..)
Dan: Come on Ian! really?
Frank: We drank a lot yesterday, Ian!
Ian: Nah, you can have it!
Dan: he has come a long way picking up on social cues... but there's still a ways to go..
Brit: A lot of swag to develop there still..
She puts it in her coffee mug
Dan: Show that to Frank.. hey Frank!
Frank: Ahhhahaha! I wish we had the camera to take the picture of that!
--Lessa: I got your back, carrot boy...
Jenn goes to the storage room
Jenn: I can hear beer from miles away. They're gonna love this.
Brit: Oh! They did put beer in! Hey Ian! Come drink beer!
Ian: OH!
10:25 Beer math:. 4 drinkers, 6 beers. Some people 'owe' beers to others, etc. Negotiation at it's finest. *L*
Jenn inside: I can't hear shit all in this house, but I can hear beer put in the storage room. Someone sitting right there I can't hear - but I hear beer!
They work it out to the next time booze comes it's Shane and Frank drink next time, Ian and Frank get the beers. Britney works for Ian to get to drink all the beers with him - so she doesn't get wild alone. They continue working it out, and I'm so confused. Ian wins the beers.. *LOL*
Frank: You get all of them Bubba
Ian: All 6? Alright!
Brit: Ian? You're my favorite. Cheers.
Jenn makes herself something to drink, we watch her, then she goes lay down, and we're back with the Patio crew.
Ian: JoJo, Willie, Shane, and Dani..
--Lessa: hahaha!
Britney: When I finish this wine, I'm going in the pool.
Joe: Wil style?
Britney: NO! I'll put on my bikini and have the best swim of my life!
They talk about Ian's first week, etc. and how they're glad they didn't vote him out..
Brit: Look how much I love you now!
10:45 Dan checks in with Jen:
Jenn: She's entitled to feel how she wants too.
Dan: This should help her get it all out
Jenn: It just, brought down the whole house. I just felt like she took every opportunity. I don't think she's mad at me and Frank, but at the situation.
Dan: None of them batted an eyelash when I was going home. I'm not cool with that.
Jenn: It's not that she doesn't have a right to be upset, I'm just not in the mood.
Dan: You got your own stuff - on slop..
Jenn: Yeah, I'm not in the mood to watch everyone drinking.. I'll come out in an hour or so...
Dan: Alright, I just wanted to check in on you.
Jenn: I appreciate it.
Outside:
Brit: only one person will win and that's ok!
Ian: We all like each other now..
Brit: I'm being nice Dan!
Brit: Did you say Kara, men and boys have masturbated to your body thousands of time!
Ian: Chances are I probably did see her playboy stuff.
Brit: Kara is beautiful
Ian: She was - apparently she said some really rude things about me.. about the shower!
Dan: Watching her in the shower!
Ian: It was completely false! I never went in and peek a boo'd... I just sat on the couch..
Speaking of fresh out of the shower:
Dan: What would you have thought..
Ian: It's possible it could have been construed that way but..
Dan: Oh I know, knowing you, it was nothing..
Ian: To be honest it probably made her uncomfortable, but I don't know. I couldn't see shit!
Dan: That's the thing with her, she didn't think gamewise.
Brit to the DR
Dan: Wonder why they called her in - get some good bits? She could be on FIRE in there right now.
--Lessa: YAY! hehehehe.
Fish
Britney grabs Jenn and asks her to come out
Brit: You probably won't have fun, but I'm having a great time! I've had half a bottle of wine!
Jenn: really? Let's go!
Brit: And the whole bottle is mine! I'm just trying to have my last harrah! I'm going in the pool after! And Ian's drinking like 5 beers!
Jenn: Oh god!
Brit: Bottom's up, bottom's up - put your hands up!
Ian: i'm not drinking for the rest of the season - unless I make final four - and that shit ain't happenin! Unless pandora gives me like 3 weeks immunity!
Brit: F that Pandora. F that claw machine. F it.
Ian: I asked them if I could put it around her neck..
Fish
Brit; this is like at 1am at the bar, when they turn the light on, and your making the sex eyes, and you THINK you look good - but your sweaty because youv'e been dancing.. and you are a hot mess...
Brit: I keep hitting your leg, I don't know why! You've been so good to me! I'll never forget the time we showered together..
Frank: ME EITHER..
Dani: You don't even know!
Frank: You thought I was sleepin, I was peekin round the corner on the reg!
(Laughter)
Brit: I'm about to go in the pool uh huh!
Brit: This is as much as I leave in my coffee - as everyone likes to remind me!
(Laughter)
Brit: everyone but one person in here will win - but Its ok -I'm with good people, deserving people. Whoever wins that half a mil, do something good with it. Improve your life. Make it better. I'm happy to give it to these people... we're good people! I'm surrounded by good people good friends, friends forever, memories, never regret! I'll be happy to give it. Cosign. I love all you guys!
Jenn: Back atcha Snowflake.
Brit: It;s a game. We're all deserving people, good people. Good hearts. I believe that. I really do.
Dan: Thanks Brit.
Brit: So cheers! Except no one's drinking but me!
Dani: IAN!
Brit: Have nots, water, Frank can't go anywhere without that water bottle!
Ian: Here's the thing..
Brit: Hey! By all means, pipe in, Ian! Pipe In!
Ian: I've just tried to add to that... I've done everything I've tried to do in this game, except win, be evicted...
Frank: except be evicted!
Brit: It came down to a CLAW MACHINE! SUCK I claw machine!
Ian: The important thing is to win it when you need too! I got the safety key and got the gold ball
Brit: OOOOKAY!
{peanut gallery} oooooOOOOHHHH!
Ian: I've been drinking, it's fine!
Britney: I've been drinking! OK!
Britney: I feel like everyone deserves to win in their own way - I don't feel like I have to put in a key that makes me puke..
Ian: I'm gonna vote for whoever keeps it realer!
Brit: I don't know if I'd vote for you, Ian! Just kidding...
Ian: You're my favorite.
Brit: You're my favorite. This boy came in here with no swag! Not a hair on his nutsack. Now he's leaving with a bush! I'm not worried - you back Jenn into a corner and she'll burn this house down! To everyone in BB14!
Dan: MC Snowflake!
Ian: I said it once I'll say it again... if Sara looks like the tattoo in his back - he has stock in viagra!
Frank: If she looks like that he doesn't NEED viagra..
Ian: Lucky man..
Britney: Sara f'in Palin! 52 days and I figured the twist!
Ian: I think the twist everyone has been somewhere with someone else here at some point. The piano bar?
Britney: Frank and I have been to a hundred bars that are the same!
Shane: And Internet.
Britney: Hes still on dialup.
Shane: I didn't know what Skype was...
Frank: Come on Brit! Big girl gulps!
Ian: Matt hoffman was wrong! She's not a succubus!
Britney: if anyone is a succubus - it's Danielle..
Dani: WHAT? no no no whoa whoa whoa!
Brit: My friend Succubus...
Ian: Well, you were fucking a guy on a couch and your father walked in...
Dani: OOOOOOOOOOH NO! We were on the couch, and things happened...
Brit: That happened to me, you know. I was in my cheerleading uniform.
[Everyone] WHOOOOAAA!
Brit; me and my now husband - I'm all loud and stuff, we walk out and his dad's truck is there, and I'm like why is it here? And so I leave, and his dad walks in and slaps him on the butt and says "Hey stud." I was like I can't come to your house for three weeks! Humilated! It was bad! We thought we had our bases covered - we could see the drive way.. sneak attack! Hey stud... boom. over. But so stereotypical, football gear, cheerleader..
Brit: He was getting ready for the game!
Frank: Big girl chugs, come on! Finish nthat wine like you finished that coffee that ONE time...
[Laughter]
Brit: I don't care! Yes I leave laundry! Yes I leave coffee, so WHAT.
Ian: I just saw myself in the mirror, I'm hideous!
Brit: YOu are so not hideous! There are two of you right now, and you're both nice!
Brit: are you ready to jump in the pool? Should I wear the hot pink one? I love all you guys. You know? I do.
Shane: We love you too, Brit.
Frank: Come on, girl, you picked up the cup and didn't drink!
Brit: This is further than I get with coffee, Frank!
--Lessa: bwahahaha. buncha peer pressuring bastards. *L*
11:32 - time to get into her bathing suit.
Frank: hope she ahd a good dinner, because it might be coming back up.
Ian: Best tasting vomit ever, thanks to Joe!
Joe: that's fucked up..
Ian: it is.. I never professed to be a good person...
Brit: You have to WIN.
dani: i promise. If I make it to jury wiht you, we'll party.
Brit: you make it to jury I'll kill myself.
Dani: I will neve ever throw the veto
Brit; you swear!
Dani: I swear!
Brit: dan will slit your throat..
Dani: He already has.
Brit: you can win. You can win!
Dani: I promise. I promise.
Dani: Then i'm coming to Oklahoma. Never thought I'd say that. You have to take your shoes off, Brit.. one foot. two foot. There ya go.
Brit: You have to win!
Dani: I promise.
--Lessa: hahahah.
Ian: do you know what time it is? POOL TIME!
Jenn and Frank in the bathroom
Frank: I hate to be hard on him, but he came in a child, he's leaving a child.
Jenn: that was tough to watch, yo.
Brit: What is Joe thinking? Ian. Frank took two weeks of the bench - for the Veto to be used!
Ian: this f'in game!
and with that - it's 11:50, just shy of midnight, and time for me to go. G'night dishers!
posted by Lessa @ 9:49 PM
45 Comments:
*Waving it at Lessa*
Checking in and very much appreciating your updates as I sit here watching live streaming local TV channels to keep up with Isaac.
*SMOOCH*
:o)
GaYToR
Hey Gaytor! Stay safe! :)
I'm hanging round waiting for something funny or some accidental gaming to happen. :)
GaYToR, how far away did you go? I was just thinking back to when we lived on St Charles Ave near Audubon Park. I was a little kid that loved the Green Cars out front. Keep safe!!
Hi Lessa, thanks for the heads up on Brit being so Britany..watching flashback now
Anytime. :) I aim to please, after all... :P
Hey gaytor...
So....my wishing that u not go thru this wretched shit again was fairly useless eh? Sorry...
Hope it passes w relative minor annoyance and u can get back to the comfort of ur home...be safe! Poor haitians getting kicked in the teeth again...I feel so badly for everyone affected...
I hope u all r safe...
All that r battling illnesses, either urselves or family, I wish u all health and healing...my dad is ill (hep c) my mom in law is too (fucking cancer) she's just found out terminal...survived breast cancer 2x but the bastard came back. Took out brain tumor but has tumors in lungs and hot spots on 3 other organs and bones....and she lost her husband 2 yrs ago to prostate cancer...he was 65! My poor hubby! She's doing chemo to slow it down. She's a fighter!
Sorry! Guess I'm sharing...
So how bout that BB?? Brit is awesome when she's on hey? I hope she gets a talk show! That would be so awesome!!
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Hey Lessa and Gaytor!!
I'm about to hit the sack; don't think they're gonna do any scheming tonight since its known fact in the house that Brit is leaving!
Gaytor, stay safe!! Has it hit your area yet or will it be during the night tonight?
BE SAFE!!
Janice/GA
I just lost all love I once had for Britney based on her lack of great movie viewing...
hey lessa, the beer math is killing me. hahaha
In all the seasons. I have never seen this much fighting over the booze.
My god - I spent 16 years with an Irish Man, and listened to countless sessions of Beer Math - and I'm so confused. *LMAO*
I'm married to an Irish man right now. He is in Afghanistan drying out his liver. :)
Oh dear - a dry liver for an Irishman! THE HORROR! :)
Brit and Ian are going to get funny. I hope this stirs up some secrets.
Let us in DR! I'm sure Brit is slinging comedy gold right now.
I really hope Brittney can pull the votes to keep her in the game. Each season there is one house guest u can't wait to be evicted and this year it's Dani. Just listening to her talk has me muting the feeds. She is all about herself, poor me I'm on the block (but she knows ages not going) poor me no one likes me (well that is true) poor me Dan said mean things to me (Abe he apologized right after and told you his plan) poor me me BFF is leaving (and you helped by telling Frank that Brittney was going to put him on the block if she won HOH). Yes Dani poor freaking you. Let's not forget how she can win any completion she is in and will bleed before she falls off.
Thank you for letting me rant. Now please, please Get Shane's head out of Franks butt and for once in this game do something without saying "I will do what the HOH wants". If only they would realize that Dan and Dani will continue to work together brittney may have a chance. 11/2 days lets see if brittney can talk her way into staying.
Shane took a shower... then worked out... now showered again... why exactly did he shower and THEN workout?? Who cares LOL, I like seeing him shower :)
I think Dani should at least have the courtesy to tell Britney what's up before she walks out the door....
I was gonna say - do we care why Shane gets naked? *LOL* As long as he keeps his mouth shut and his shirt off... hee.
Amen Flower. Dani drives me crazy
Lessa, have you noticed, as I have, that Shane showers about this time each night as of late :)
I am REALLY tired of seeing Brit lay all over Dani.... if she only knew... poor Brit.
Tacos, coffee and red wine hmmmm she might barf.
I have noticed, indeed. :)
Ian has Frank on Blast about his hair!!!! hahahaha
Lessa can you hear the stealth whispering? I cant make out anything
Hi Lessa, great reporting as usual. Seems like a party has just started in the house, Brit is going to feel awful tomorrow. I hope they have headache meds there. I don't recall BB in previous seasons being so frugal with the libations, but I could be wrong too. I'd love to see Brit or anyone sneak up on Frank and give him a wee haircut. Probably would get that person out immediately. This is a fun season, probably one of my favourites. Good night all.
I can't either, Sandra - but I'm pretty sure it's the same as she's been saying - get Frank and Dan out, and trust Danielle, you can win, you have to win, so on, so forth.
Gotta get the kid - g'night, Dishers!
Goodnight. My alarm goes off in three hours.....
Yaaaa....I'm shocked that britney hasn't seen any decent or relevant movies....she doesn't know the difference between star wars and star trek?!!? Wtf?? Nevermind the rest...
So she also lost some respect points there lol...but she does provide comedy relief....who will do so now?? On purpose I mean :0)
I agree with you. If Brit would try I think she could do it. Dani is driving me nuts and I too turn down the feeds when she talks/whines. I am sure by tomorrow she will turn tonight into all about herself. I am glad Dani is not my friend, I know it's a game but I think you can do it with integrity. Dani is not a Jordon, far from it. Even though Brit got loaded tonight, which was very funny, I think she is a class act. I hope she gets a talk show to!
Hugggssssss to Carolyn and Leesa for all you do. I have been a bb fan for 14 seasons. I can't get enough of your site nor can I put into words how greatful I am you do what you do. The atmosphere and community y'all have built is comforting. This is my first time commenting. I am an avid Dan fan but love Brittany and her comedy. I pray everyone in Issacs path are safe. Those who have bad health I pray your in less pain today than yesterday.
I don't think she said trust dani..I heard her say dani will join back with Dan...which I think Ian wants to.keep dan safe.has anyone seen dani ask Joe for his vote.
Mmmmmorning
Night lessa!
Thx and sleep well!
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GM Hugggssssss
Hey carolyn,
Goodmorning
Brit went into the diary room a long time ago. After drinking a whole bottle of wine and went to bed and then got up and then went to the dr.
We had a dr leak I think around 12:45ish.
Sorry I'm not making much sense
I can't sleep until Ian goes to bed. Not happy with the houseguests treatment of Ian tonight. They egged him on to get drunk and then trash him for what he says.....
Morning Caro. Hope you slept well. Still up as usual here but watching live feeds but not of BB. I have all our TV stations to keep up with what's going on all around the area. As of the past few hours, Isaac went back out over open water and is maintaining full strength but is now stationary.
Not good for people like me who want to get this over with.
100K+ men from all over the world start arriving on Thursday and we may still be in the middle of a hurricane. Not fun, and some would be arriving today,Wednesday, but all flights have been canceled.
que sera sera...
TripL, I obviously didn't go far enough away (We are in Destrehan, only a few blocks from the river and the Destrehan Plantation) but knock my morning wood, we still have power here, and from what I can tell on the Entergy New Orleans Outage map, we still have power at the apartment. one of the very few areas of streets in the city that do have it. The main street, half a block away and everything on the other side of that is down. Of course we have no idea how much our apartment may be flooding. We live on the ground floor and by ground I mean on it. There's not even a step going up to our front door. A neighbor across the courtyard that is up about 4 feet off the ground called the emergency number to report water coming in his door. My sister has the emergency phone for the week. She texted back from an Ambien induced stupor, "WTF do you want me to do about it. You do know we are in the middle of a hurricane right?" ( I did more than giggle, I GUFFAWED! )
OK! Back to work Caro. I need a complete TOR from each feed since I'm not watching tonight. :-p~ and BIG ♥ for you!
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GaYToR
Carolyn, you are going to love this. I was reading local headlines and saw this:
Man with long arrest record accused of tooting
Now realize my vision is very blurry right now because I have been reading everything onscreen for about 12 hours, constant.
The actual headline was "Man with long arrest record accused of looting"
You use toot so often in the blog I thought you would get a giggle from that. ;-p
And to end this report, Isaac is finally on the move again. No longer stationary.
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GaYToR
Carolyn, you are going to love this. I was reading local headlines and saw this:
Man with long arrest record accused of tooting
Now realize my vision is very blurry right now because I have been reading everything onscreen for about 12 hours, constant.
The actual headline was "Man with long arrest record accused of looting"
You use toot so often in the blog I thought you would get a giggle from that. ;-p
And to end this report, Isaac is finally on the move again. No longer stationary.
:o|
GaYToR
after Ian's talk with Shane yesterday evening - I am really pulling for Ian. Ian and Dan. I love Dan, I'm a huge fan of his. And now I'm also a fan of Ian. I think his playing both sides caught up with him, but he can recover. He's just so smart and I think he has a good plan. He isn't coming after Dan, he's going to go after Frank and Jenn, which I like!
Here's what I want to happen:
Ian gets next hoh - nominates Frank and Jenn. Frank goes home.
Shane gets next HOH. Nominates Jenn and Joe. (or Jenn and whoever). Jenn or Joe go home.
Ian gets HOH - nominates Joe/Jenn and Shane or something. Joe/Jenn go home.
Who's left: Ian, Dan, Danielle, Shane. Out of those four, I really don't care who's in F2 - cause they are my favorites. :)
I'm loving Dan's plan because it saved him. But I'm hoping it won't cause Ian to go home. Dan probably isn't on Ian's "side" anymore because of how Ian screwed him over kind of. But I was glad to hear that Ian wouldn't go after Dan - which makes me think that somehow they can reconcile.
Also, Ian saying that he will be loyal to the QP till the end, no matter what, made me happy. He's a sweet guy. The way he explained himself to Shane about the whole boogie/frank thing made TOTAL sense.
OMG! Audubon Park in Louisville, Ky? I grew up there! Falcon Drive, Audubon Pkwy, Cardinal and Robin Road. Do I know you? I went to Durrett HS
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