Early Morning with Dan

Dan's up before the bell!  Let's join him..

If this is your first time on the blog, make sure to read these 2 posts:

• Big Brother 14: The Overnight Report ~ In the wake...
• Late night Death of Dan the Player..

EPIC game moves on the live feeds from Dan last night.  He may well have saved himself.. You must watch the flashbacks!!

7:14am Dan's up!!
Feed 1
Backyard

Dan: Earliest I've been up all season.  It all comes down to what Jenn City decides to do in about 3 hours.  This season's been a long road.  I don't think it's quite over yet for me.  It's real cold out though.. I'll lay down inside.

Dan moves into the Arcade Room, then decides to go back to the bedroom get some jeans on.. He dresses in the bathroom.

Dan: Can't believe I'm up at 7am.
**me neither, darlin.

7:21am
Jenn enters the bathroom..
Dan: (whispers) Sorry did I wake you up?
Jenn: (nods no)
Dan: Yeah I did.  I'm sorry. 

Jenn uses the bathroom.  Dan moves on to the kitchen..

7:23am

Dan: Can I get you anything this fine morning?  Coffee?  Beer? Back massage?
Jenn: hehehehe (and back to bed)

7:24a
Dan: Alright.. Here we are.  You n me.  Me n you. All comes down to probably the next 4 hours.. Let's make sure the rat's not around here. If you missed my handiwork last night.. I called a house mtg.. dubbed it Dan's Funeral.. Went around the room, said something nice about everyone except Danielle.. TOld her she was dead to me.  Wild chaos ensued.  Went upstairs with Frank.. I talked my arch nemesis in this game into a final 2 deal with me.. pending the Veto is used on me this morning.. So fast forward a little bit.. Jenn was a little pissed I didn't ask hre.. But when I went to bed last night, it was looking like she would.  Good morning.  It's amazing what 24 hours alone can do.. I think I slept 20 hours in there.  So the real question is.. If this goes through, am I gonna stay true to Jenn, Frnak and Danielle?  The answer is yes, I am.  For someone to take me off the block at this stage of the game is huge.  So.. the big question is, if I'm coming down, who is going up in my place?  Ian's right hand girl.  Indirectly she's thrown me under the bus.  frank shed a little light on it.  It all comes down to Jenn City.

Dan: Goodmorning to my beautiful wife Chelsea.. She's probably like, why is he up this early?  Why?  Because I spent 24 hours locked up yesterday.  Like John Gotti in a cell.  I have to say, after  my funeral meeting yesterday, people were enraged. Ohh.  There's a bird down here. That's the lowest I've ever seen a bird down here.. Down by the pool.. Could that be a good sign?  I'm grabbin at straws..

Dan: Good morning, to Sue Gheesling.  I know she probably hasn't slept in 3 days.. If you can tweet my mom, tell her not to worry..  I can only imagine what Chelsea's been thinking.  She's not been through the BB experience before, and I'm not sure she's seem me act like this either.  Ya know what?  I kinda like getting up early.. Kelly.. She had to know I wasn't gonna give up.  Never. Have. Never. Will.

Dan: If she doesn't take me down, I can definitely say I went down swinging, while sending the entire house into a tizzy.  What else am I thinking?  Let's see.. Thinking if I survive this veto and get taken down, I will celebrate my 29th bithday in this house on September 1st.  Do I respect Fran?  yeah.  He's been a comp beast.. and he saw the light last night.. I definitely feel better about working with him now that Boogie;s gone.

Dan: Last night, Jenn City had some reservations about using the veto on me.  I had to tell her you're right.. Also, in this game, she wanted to protect the girls.. I had to convince her it didn't matter..  Eagle Eye Joe, thought there was something more to my meeting.. Always scanning everything..

Dan: These are going to be the longest 4-5 hours of my life.. In the BB game.. or not..  possibly life in general.  If you're watching this right now, and you want me to survive this veto meeting.  Dan@DanGheesling.com is where you can share the love.. or tell me you hope I burn and don't survive another week in this game.  Either way, it's been an amazing ride the 2nd time around.. Much more difficult than the 1st time.. I guess, lookin' back last time.. I always played from behind.. I had to struggle.. I was tellin' Danielle last night, I prefer it when people hate me in this game, cuz that's when I'm most comfortable.. Cuz when people hate me in this game, they're unaware of what I'm capable of.. FOr a 5'9" kid from Michigan.. I've survived 8 evictions and I haven't won a thing.  I hope the carrot man wakes up soon..

Dan: There's a guy in this game who's been hell-bent on destroying me.. and 24 hours later, I'm able to talk him out of wanting to come after me at all. Oh my gosh.. What's wrong with me?  But to be honest with you guys, I probably feel 50 50 right now.  It's all at the mercy of Jenn City. Until.  The.  End.

Danielle was pretty pissed at me last night.  Pullin' that shenanigan on her.. Tellin' her she was dead to me in front of the whole house..

7:40am
Dan: Oh man.. Never seen a bird on the hammock before.. Time to feed it.  

Dan goes inside to get some bread for the bird..

Dan: Oh, he's gone.. Hope you come back, buddy.

Dan: Someone tweet Memphis Garrett..  Tell him his boy might get out of a jam again.. This is like deja vu.. Last time, on my birthday, this time a couple days away from my birthday..

Dan: If I don't come off the block, I know you'll be disappointed, but I probably wont do much campaigning.. Sometimes you just gotta wait to mke your move.  Some people Strike while the iron's about to burn the whole place down.  I told someone in this house they were dead to me.  No insults.  No personal attacks. People like to hate me in this game.  Probably because I play on their emotions.. I needed some tears to make it believable.  I literally couldn't fall asleep last night.  I was so excited for today.  Excited for a 50 50 shot to say alive in this game.

Dan: Janelle, if you're watching, I'm sorry.  I really wanted to play with you. We could've steamrolled through.  Especially the floatation devices..   I wonder what she thinks.
**She's thrilled!

Timecheck - 7:50am

Dan: Mom, I'm eating for you right now.  Stop calling the Big Brother house.  They're busy.  This is a slop cookie made by Joe Arvin, and I'll be eating this.  Maybe I shouldn't.. in case Jenn wants it.  Matza.  May not taste as good as Joe's slop cookie, but it wont piss off Jenn.  THi sis hilrarious, by the way.. Tell me this doesn't look like a pee wee herman saltine cracker.

Dan: Let's talk about Ian.. Do I like the kid?  Yes.. But.. I've been covering his ass for.. I've been covering Ian for 25 days.. and for what?  TO have him tell Danielle to F off during the PB?  Try to dupe me in the PB?  What irks me about ian is that he always tries to have every base covered.  it's not possible.

Dan: I'll tell you this.  He has changed from day 1 to day 50.. Kinda similar to how I did when I found out I was AC. I tried to not get cocky with other people.. Just the cameras.. Shout out to my uncle Glen Gheesling.  That's my uncle.. my number one dude.  He got in trouble last time.. cuz he watched the feeds too much.

Dan: Throw your matzas in the air, if yous a true player..

Dan: Dr Will, man.  I tried to work with Mike Boogie.  I wanted to.  Coulda been a beautiful thing. 

8am Dan's all about shoutouts to non-family and non-bb...

Dan: I wonder how Kelly's candle business is going.  She's real passionate about it.  Kinda like I was passionate about coming on this show.. I hope this wasn't my swansong guys.. I hope I got at least 1 more week in here to make some magic happen.

Dan: During Dan's funeral yesterday, Shane was the 1st to tear up.  Shane is a good guy.  He's definitely learning the game.  He's a little behind the 8 ball though, because he's never really seen the show.  Don't know how that happened.. I do like him.  Gonna try to protect him as much as I can, because I do like him.

8:04am
Dan moves on to his impressions about Danielle..

Dan: She'll be alright.  I guess you could sy I'm her Miyagi.. It was pretty funny last night.. talking serious strategy with a man dressed as a carrot.  Only n the bb house.  Does America think I'm scum this time?  I don't know.  No idea.  The one thing I try to play is not maliciously.  I've been swearing a lot this season.  I don't know why.  Mom's like, I don't know why either.. why have you been swearing so much..

8:09am
Dan: Tell Jun not to bash me anymore. It's ok.  It's what she does.  She's funny.  Rob Cesternino, see you at blogworld expo in vegas.  Hope your podcast is going well..

Dan: It's all coming down to this.. Is Jenn City gonna pull the trigger and save me with the veto?  I'm taking a passive approach with Jenn, because I'm not a hard sell kinda guy. And I don't think she'd like it. She's gotta figure out for herself that it's in her best interest to keep me and get little blondie outa here.   Jenn.. The only one who saw rightthru my funeral.  knew exactly what I was doing.  That's good.  Smart.  I just hope her music is good.

Dan: Who else can I talk to you about?  Britney?  Good person.  Incredible stink eye. In this game, she's in a great position.. Check that.  She was in a great position.  I respect her more now than when I saw her in a previous season.. Everyone has their own game to play.  People bag on floaters.  Myself included.  Sometimes that's the only way they can play the game.  This is Jenn's time to make a move.  You will not hear me call her a floatation device if she makes this move.. Ashley was a floatation device.. Joe Arvin might be the very deifnition of a floatation device. That's why he's gotta go soon.

Dan: Only person I didn't talk to after the funeral last night was Shane.  The Shane Train.  I rode that train for a little while.  Thing about Ian is, the kid had a chance t make a bold move and he went wishy washy on it.  He threw the live show veto.  Make the whole move.  Once you make your move, there is no more middle.  Sorry mom, if I embarrassed you guys this season.. especially if you saw the Pandora episode.  Sorry to my little cousins.. I lost my cool.  I don't take that lightly when I have little cousins watching, and i'm acting like a 2 year old..

8:17am
Dan: Definitely enjoy this house with less people in it..
**brb

8:32am  Dan's doing non-bb shoutouts.. I'm saving my wrists..

Alright live feeds, let's make a bet.. Who's gonna be up 1st.  I'm pressing the Frank Eudy button.  I'd love to talk to him this morning.

Fishies.

8:34a
Dan: (mocking production voice) Hi guys.. We've got the veto meeting this morning.  (back to normal) I feel like someone on trial.  The judge is making their decision at 11am.  No control.  My lawyer feels good about it.  It all comes down to the judge, jury and executioner: Jenn City. (pause) Kudos to Robyn Kass for a wild..

Dan: Chelsea, we're not gonna go see The Dark Knight rises right away.  I think we're gonna have some catching up to do.

8:40am
Dan: Hey guys.. It's time to get up.  Time to get up for the Veto meeting.

Dan: Let's get some sun.. We got our basketball net back.  That's a plus.  Nothing was stirring.  Not even a mouse. Man,  I got a mullet.  It's ridonkulous.. but luxurious in it's own way.

Dan: Jenn City, what are you gonna do?

**now he's talking to the pool..

Dan: You've always been there for me.. provided me that cooling safe haven.. and Shades?  You'r eever present in my big brother life.. Pool, thank you for everything you've given me.. It's been fun.. I hope to have a pool just like you.. To the pool, I pour out some, and I say, Thank you.

Dan: Oh outside world.. You're so close.. Only a fence away, but so far away.. and I don't wanna see you any time soon.  At least not until after the finale.

Dan: What does the future hold.  One can only know.  I've enjoyed our morning chat.  Hope you have as well. I forgot to talk to you guys about faking my zombie illness yesterday.. When I came out from the solitary room, I wanted to seem a little brainwashed, and ..  I think it worked.  Was it necessary? I don't know.  I just wanted to make them think I wasn't thinking.  That's the reason for doing it.


**Extended fishies.. Wakey Wakey.. Look out for a new top post.

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