Big Brother 14: Tuesday Morning

Good morning, BB lovers!  It's HoH pics and blogging day in the Big Brother 14 house..  and with that, the requisite scheming and plotting from the critters...  Joe and Frank were up before the bell today.  Let's have a look at their game talk first, and then we'll rejoin them live..

If this is your first time on the blog today, or you've been away for a couple days, you have serious catching up to do!  Dan made the play of the season on Sunday night!  He staged his own funeral and subsequent resurrection.  The proof in the pudding?  Dan came off the block yesterday and Frank replaced him with Britney.  Here are the delicious details:

• Big Brother 14: The Overnight Report
• Shades of...
• PoV Ceremony Spoiler and Aftermath--DRAMA - Flashback Musts!!
• Monday Morning Before the PoV Ceremony
• Early Morning with Dan
• Big Brother 14: The Overnight Report ~ In the wake...--Flashback Musts!!
• Late night Death of Dan the Player..--Flashback Musts!

8:52am
Feed 1
Joe and Frank

Kitchen Counter to Memory Wall..

Frank:  We're so close..  I think about it, man. We're getting close.
Joe: Definitely.
Frank:When I think about the fact that after this week, there wont be a group to worry about, except for our group..
Joe: Yeah, I set up last night.. about 3am.. and tore out... if we pull it off right..

They move to the dining table and Joe arranges the squares of paper on the dining table, seemingly to coincide with the memory board..

Joe:  That one goes home, right?
Frank: (nods in the affirmative)
Joe: Brit?
Frank: (nods in the affirmative)
Joe: Then Dan and Ian on the block.. Ian's the pick.. if he wins Veto, Dan goes.. one of the 2..
Frank: Yeah.
Joe: Next week, the other one goes.
Frank: Yeah.
Joe: Danielle and Jenn on the block.
Frank:  I can't win that HoH.  I can't put Jenn up.
Joe: yeah yeah yeah..  That's the same thing with uh... Danielle and Shane, I'm afraid.  I'm talkin' to him this morning.. Or.. Jenn stays here.. Shane goes up with.. with Danielle..
Frank: We'll have the votes when it comes to decide who goes.  You just need to win that HoH.  If it gets down to it.. The good thing is, even if one of them wins PoV, we'll still have the votes.  You and me. One breaks a tie.  That's why we have to win that HoH. 

Joe:  Cuz Shane aint gonna get rid of Danielle.. If Danielle's in the final 3, he's takin' her..

This is ongoing, if you'd like to check it out on flashback.. Go to feed 1 at 8:54am

10:09am
F1
Dan comes outside..

Dan: Good morning, Jennifer.
Jenn: Good morning, Daniel.

pleasantries..

Dan: Feelin' good today, Jenn.. Feelin' good.

10:12am
They both head inside.. Jenn to the bathroom, Dan to the kitchen, where he joins Frank and Joe.   Dan mouths something to Frank, but I didn't catch what he said.. Britney joins Jenn in the bathroom..

Brit: We're listening to a 29 year old man learn how to use a coffeee machine.

10:17am
Frank and Dan
Backyard couch

Dan: I was thinking last night, I'll tell her sometime today, I'm gonna vote for Danielle, and try ot rebuild that relationship.  She needs to go away quietly.. I'm concerned she's not.
Frank: At least we have less time than putting her up on Thursday.  I was htinking, I wish we had one of us in that room with them.
Dan: Danielle's in there.
Frank: I forget about that..  I could just see that bein' her pitch to Joe.. That's why I said to Joe this morning, I want Dan or Ian out next..
Dan: I said we made a deal to go after ian, but that's not true, I'm going after Frank first.
Frank: RIght now she's telling me she has Ian and Shane.
Dan: She told me she only has 1 right now.. But I don't wanna give her hope to get the other..
Frank: I like what you're thinking to say.. ANd I'd add, I'm almost alone in this game, and if I vote against Danielle and she stays then I have nobody.
Dan: Did Ian stay last night?  I heard him rattin' around..
Frank: Jenn said she was up with him, but all he said was how's the hot tub..
Jenn: Yeah, it was like a battle of who could stay up the latest.. please.

Frank: The less we three are aseen together, thebetter.  Once Britney and Ian are gone, we wont have as much of that type of thining going on..
Dan: At 1st I wasn't keen on Shane staying around, but he has no idea of how the end game works..
Frank: And the comps aren't skewed for him.  They're skewed for Ian..
Dan: Alright. I'm gonna make that coffee..

10:24am
Frank and Jenn..

Jenn: a half mill is gransiose, but I'm not gonna sneeze at 50gs.. You could say whatever you want to whoever.. I know the deal.  This is what we got.
Frank: The truth is, if we can keep Joe around, we can smoke him in competitions..
Jenn:
Frank: As long as we get her ass out this week, and Ian is soon to follow.. Us working with Dan and Danielle is not the worst thing.  Heat's gotten take off of me and you and put onto them..

Frank: That whole shit he did with Danielle the other night?  Just made people hate him.. WHich is great for us..
Jenn: It was so stupid of him to do.. This type of agreement could've come about so much easier.
**ya think? ha!

10:28am
Couch
F1/2

Brit and Frank

Frank: What's up, lil mama?
Brit: Just waitin' on my DR.  They woke me up like 30 minutes ago..
BB: Britney, please come to the DR...

Tie for a Frank-o-logue..

Frank: I went from as bad a situation to as good as possible right now.. Knowledge is power, especially in the BB houise.  Dan has painted himself into a corner, which is great.  Working with him is easy, because people want him out.  If I'm up beside him, I'll have the votes.  I just would like a week.. where I'm not on the block.. without being HoH.. I've got 2 weeks coming up where I can't be HoH.  It just would be really nicve if I could find some people to show me some goodwill.. I don't know if Y'all know this, but I've been up on the block.. every week I'm not HoH.. It's tough.  It's exhausting.. I feel like I'm getting some stuff lined up to make it to the end.. If I can make it through these 2 weeks, and get sent out the people I need sent out..

Door opens..

Frank: And this girl here has been my saving grace, and shes gonna roll with me to the end.

Jenn: We're rollin'.
Frank: I was talkin' to Joe this morning.. 

They talk a couple minutes, honestly about the conversation Frank had with Joe this morning..

10:34am
Dan comes out with Jenn's coffee.. and then Ian comes outside and begins putting on sun protection..

10:46am
Dan and Jenn are talking about Meatless days.. Shes edumacating him. :0) Midwestern boys don't know from meatless..

Inside, Frank's demonstrating how he runs..while Joe strikes a pose.

..and Skippy would like you all to know that pretty, pretty Shane is still sleeping..

10:52am
Jenn's telling a story about a friend of hers with a death allergy to eggs.. and a waiter who paid no attention.. and was terribly lacksadasical about it.

Dan: That was in Denver?
Jenn: That was in Denver, Colorado.
Dan: Do you wanna put the restaurant on blast?
FISHIES. lol.

Brit: She carries an epipen?
Jenn: mm hmm
Dan: How long was she down for?
Jenn: A day.. but then you have to deal with the other portion of it.. I just went out for lunch and almost died.

Dan: Then what made you go from Vegetarian to Vegan?
Jenn: Oh.. I never went vegan..
Dan: And then..
Jenn: Eating meat lightly..

Joe has prepared slop cookies for Jenn.. 

10:58am
Talk turns to food poisoning.. Brit offers that Lettuce is the most common way of getting food poisoning.    They share funny food poisoning stories..

11am Dan shares a story about Chelsea and juicing.. He's a proponent.  Now on to cleanses.. Danielle's inside.. and heading out.  She goes straight to the pool table and begins folding clothes without a word to anyone.

11:06am
Joe and Shane

Shane: You're thinkin' long and hard aren't ya?
Joe: Yeah. 1 question for ya..  If we got to the final 3, would you take me otr Danielle?
Shane: Good point.
Joe: What if.. we did the Frank thing.. but as soon as we possibly can, we backdoor him?  He just did it to Brit.
Shane:  I know he wants Jenn there..
Joe: He said he can't put her up, but we can.  When it comes to it, he doesn't wanna be the one to put Jenn up.  Same way you wouldn't wanna be the one to put Danielle up.  Either we can go that route, or we can do what we just said, and backdoor Frank.  He wants out Ian and Dan.. I just wanna know that that's what you're on board with.  We could possibly get to  a final 3.. and I don't wanna get kicked out at the last moment.
Shane: You would be the better choice.
Joe: When we get to a final 4.. we have to either beat Frank or backdoor him.  Say next week, we put up Ian and Dan..
Shane: One of them wins PoV then we put him up..
Joe: You ok with that?
Shane: I'm jsut 50 50 with Brit and Danielle.. I just gotta make the decision..
Joe: I'm willing to do either one.
Shane: Maybe Dan just wants to get rid of Ian..
Joe: If we stick with Brit, we separate and go off.  Frank's gonna go off on both of us.
Shane: I don't care.
Joe: Me neither. Right now, I'm tryin' to bring home 50 grand.  I looked at every scenario, and it's just abot impossible.. I need you in there..  If you'll take me to 2.. Or .. we keep Brit and separate the house.. Either way. I'm gonna go lay out.
Shane: What is it?  11 o'clock?  I'll be up in a little bit.

11:15am
Talk in the backyard is now about surgically implanted bith control..

11:17am
And on to gynecological check ins, baby making charting.. Dan is very involved in "charting."  Jenn's mom is a cervical cancer survivor.. Yay, mom!

Jenn: I'll do anything to help cancer charities.
**I know the feeling. :)
Jenn: Check your cooch!  She survived, thank God..

11:23am
We discover that Britney has the same ick about backhair as I do.. She shares a date story.. THis leads to talk about Frank's fur, which as chest only, is a-ok.

Brit: (to Ian) Let's nair your back strap..
Dan: It wont hurt.  Just don't leave it on for 30 minutes.
ALL: (laugh)

11:36am
Backyard - Couch
Dan, Brit, Jenn
Talk turns to Walmart..
Dan: If Walmart came to NYC..
Jenn: It would be devastating.. to the local businesses.. devastating.

11:39
F3
Dani and Frank
 
Danielle: Brit got mad at me last night because I was outside joking with everybody?
Frank: I'll check that for you.

Danielle: She got mad at me, because I was joking with everybody.. Shane promised me he was keeping me, but now he says he's not sure..  so I don't know if Brit made him feel guilty?
Frank: After what I've heard from him, I think it's gonna be 4-1.
Danielle: I think you have to put pressure on him
Frank: Oh, I will.. You saw the way I worked for Mike..

Danielle: Oh this Endurance.. I'm gonna have a fire under my ass.. I wont let Ian beat me.
Frank; I agree.  I don't want to let him beat me in this game, period.
Dani: I agree.  I could've gone another hour on that one... and I almost beat him in the quiz.
Frank: Who would you put up?  ian and Joe?
Dani: Mm hmm.
Frank: I'd just like a week off the block.. I know if Dan wins, he might have to put me up, but maybe he can say as a thank you for taking him down.
Dani: If my butt stays, you're not going up.
Frank: oh you're stayin'.  I've been talking to Joe a lot.. I'm worried about Brit getting into his ear.  I'm tryin' to stay away from talking to Dan too much out in public. I think Britney thinks me, Dan and Jenn are working together.. I'm telling Joe, no matter what you're always gonna harbor resentment for Dan.  I'm telling Joe and Shane that Dan's still my target, but my 2nd target.. People are still mad at him for what he did to you the other night..
Dani: What you said isn't a lie.  I've forgiven him, but I wont forget ever.  Even if it's just a game.  Those are my emotions..
Frank: Jenn and I will have your back.
Dani: I can't campaign against her.. Shit will hit the fan.
Frank: Her goin' out.. as long as Ian doesn't win.. It's lookin' really good for us goin' forard.
Dani: I can beat Ian.. in any puzzle or comp..

Frank: The bad thing for Dan?  Not only are you hurt, but a lot of people in the house are harboring resentment.. That's why we have to have our backdoors.. It's becaus eof Joe.. Joe's got this man crush on Shane.. but he's also got one on me.. I've been working that angle, telling them it's you, Jenn, me and them.. getting them in this final 5 mentality..   We'll get Britney out.. then we'll get Ian out..

Danielle gets up..
Danielle: Alright.. They need to let me in the DR so they can look at this rash.. and now my throat hurts.

11:49a - Frank heads back outside. Britney's very animated, telling a story about getting yelled at by a man in NYC for not having a baggy when her dog pooped, and her getting into a fight with him..  And a fight over a cab.  If you're a Brit fan, it's a fun flashback. 11:46am F1

11:50a - Dan walks inside and checks in quickly with Danielle.  She tells him she feels like hell and still hasn't gotten into the DR...  and she shows him her red throat.. and us her too dark for her skin tone base makeup.

Noon BBT.. Talk in the backyard has turned to medical ethics, federal legislation and big pharma..
**Morning is relative today. It's been pretty light, so I'm going to keep this post going for another hour. 

12:07pm
While drug talk continues by the couches, Ian and Joe are availing themselves of the pool..

Paging Shane!!  Paging Shane!!

12:11pm A boy and his ducky..

12:28am

Frank: I do wish Ash was still here.. She was really someone I could talk to..
Dan: Just connect with..
Frank: I'm not 100% sold on you yet.
Dan:: You'll get there.  As soon as I get that key around my neck.  If this is a non-weight bearing endurance?  I'm not coming down for nothing.  That's the thing about us.. We have a shit-ton in common.  Like video games?  I try to downplay that, but..
Frank:  That's one thing I was thinking about.. If I do go to jury, I hope they have a playstation.

12:30pm
Feed 3 and 4
Shane, Brit, Danielle..

Brit's talking about Frank and the votes.  Danielle is intently listening, but not talking much.  She'll be reporting back to Frank soon enough.. 

Britney: They don't have enough votes.  There's gotta be a reason they think they control who leaves this week.
Shane: DO you think they have Joe or someone?
Danielle: Possibly.
Brit: Joe is so not on Frank's radar right now.. I wont forget it.. That's real threatening, Frank. Whatever.
Shane: It's not whatever.

Brit: It happened earlier than we thought.. Whoever stays moves on.  I still think it's the best thing to do is stick together, and try to go again.  I just wanna be like, yeah Frank, you're right.. I may be going to jury, but it's not because of you.  It just pisses me off that they talk to me that it's a done deal.
Shane: Nothing's a done deal.
Brit: Because "I told people to vote you out"?  Who do you think you are?  I might go to jury.. whatever.. It's not because of Frank.  It's not because of Frank and votes.. He's on such a power trip.
Shane: He is.

Brit: He will mow over whoever he has to mow over.. He will snap your neck.. He will completely abolish you in any way possible. To advance himself..

12:39pm
Brit leaves.

Shane: I hate Dan so much.
Danielle: (softly) Yeah.

Dani's silent, but her eyes are wide open.. thinking.. thinking..  Outside on 1 and 2, Dan and Ian play in the pool..

BB: Danielle, please go to the Storage Room.
Shane: Medicine?
Danielle: I don't want...

**Feeds flip to the pool boys..

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