Wednesday Morning is Relative in the BB14 House

Happy Wednesday, BB Lovers!

BB is giving the HGs a nice sleep-in today.. probably because he can't possibly fit any more into the Wednesday Show or the Live Show! As it is, the tv only audience wont get to see more than 10% of the fabulous that happened on the live feeds this week.. and frankly, that's a pretty high guesstimate!

If you're just checking in to BBDish for the first time today, here are the posts to get you up to speed:

• The Overnight Report
• Tuesday's Late night...

If you need more catching up, please have a look at the  BB14 Easy Archive  - It's up to date, as of this morning..

While the critters are sleeping, I have to share something with you.. I just had the BEST customer service experience with Groupon! I don't know if you guys use em, and truth be told, I only have a few times, but now?  I'll be much more likely.  Here's what happened..

There was a super groupon on a local little massage place, so I bit.  I bought 1, went and got the massage, and it was great, so I went and brought the groupon for the three-fer.. I used one of the 3fer massages immediately, leaving me with 2 left.. OK.. fast forward to last week.. I just happened to ride my bike past the massage place, and.. poof.. gone.. closed!  What a bunch of dishonest cretins! And me with 2 massages left on my groupon!  I contacted groupon, told them what happened..  and here's the good part.. they responded immediately and credited my groupon account the full fee for all 4 massages! Result: they now have a customer for life in me.. and I'm here to give them my dishy stamp of approval to you. :0)  If you've never taken advantage of groupon in your city, here's a link to get you started on the path to 90% off fabulousness: Find Today's Daily Deal on Your City's Best Things To Do at Groupon.com!

**even better... when they gave me this amazing customer service, they had no idea I had any kind of platform to shout about their wonderfulness... they just did it because that's how they are. 

9:55am - Still sleepin'!  I wonder if they're dreaming about the endurance comp they all think is coming tomorrow night.. I sure am!

10:01am  Good morning, Britney!

As you can see, the others are still sleeping.. Unless Britney breaks out into a monologue or a song, I'll be waiting til we have an actual conversation..

10:05am  - f3 - Britney gently wakes Danielle..  and they head into the DR together..

then to the bathroom about 2 minutes later..

Danielle: um.. no.. you were being so sweet.. and really funny.

Brit: We're locked out by the way..
Danielle: Really?
Brit: Endurance.
**Happy Dance!!! Hope you've got your feeds set up! Here's the 3 day free trial, if you need it!

Joe wakes up and comes into the bathroom.. They exchange pleasantries..

Brit: Was I being humiliating and slurring?
Danielle: I'll ask Joe.. I was with you the whole time.  I even put you in your bathing suit..
Brit: I remember that.. My little caretaker..

10:14am
Joe: He said something about 9-11 and the flights and Jenn started bawling..
Brit: So I was the good drunk and he was the bad drunk?
Danielle: We couldn't find you, and the DR came over the feeds and said, "Britney's with the medic."

Brit: Well, thanks for letting me have the bottle of wine, guys.. I needed to get loosy.. I remember swimming back and forth in the pool.. What was the point of that?

Joe: They closed the back at 4:30 when I got up to go to the bathroom..
Brit: You made sure I was really careful when I was changing clothes, right?
Danielle: (yes)
Brit: You're the best, Dani.  I was mostly worried if I said a bunch of curse words..
Dani: No, but Ian was acting super-douchey..
Brit: I feel like it's my fault, cuz I wanted him to be drinking too.. At least I was being nice.
Dani: You were the sweetest Britney ever..
Brit: I was even nice to Frank?
Dani: You looked at Frank once, and I was like, no.. And you said, I would give the money to anyone here.. We're all good peeps..
Brit: I remember Ian saying something bad about Frank when we were in the pool.. I guess that festered..

Brit: They just called me into the DR, and they were like, are you ok?
Dani: Did they bring a medic in?
Brit: To check my vitals..
Dani: You weren't that drunk.. You weren't slurring your words.. Your eyes were fine.

Dani: So Ian did graduate at 16..

Right on cue.. 

Brit: Good morning, Ian.  How you feeling?
Ian: Hung over..

He goes into the bathroom.. 

10:21a
Dani: I'm assuming you want me to stay up..
Brit: You can go back to sleep.. in a little while.  And by the way, that's not how I really feel.. Everyone's a nice person.. Those are not my real thoughts.. Britney gets loosy goosy.. Britney loves everybody.. Britney tells a story about how she and Ryan get caught doin' it in high school.
Dani: It was on showtime.
Brit: Was it really?  F my life..

Brit's hoping her husband's family doesn't watch showtime..Really, really hoping..

10:27am
BB: Britney, please come to the Diary Room..
Brit: Are you gonna go back to bed?
Danielle: I'll stay up if you want..
Brit: You can go back to bed.
BB: Danielle, please go to the Storage Room.

She does.  Ian crawls back into bed.. Still no wakey wakey, houseguests..

1029am

Voice: hey..
Danielle: Hi Shawn..
Fishies..
Danielle: Gotcha.  Hey, Shawn..
Fishies..

10:31am
Frank peers out over the HoH landing and says good morning to Danielle.  She assures him he's not missing anything, and that everyone's still in bed.

10:33am - Fishies.. Wakey, Wakey!!

10:46am -- And they're up!


Brit: That was what it was, wasn't it?
Dan: I don't know.
Brit: Weird stuff.
**wake up music? i dunno..

In the kitchen..
Frank: (solo in the kitchen) I don't even know what that f'ing means.  I just thought it was really cute that you wanted to have a fun night..


In the bathroom...

Dan tells Britney that Ian chucked the basketball rim into the pool while they were playing with it, "just to be a dick."  Brit's surprised they made an announcement just about her.  Dan tells her people were concerned, because she was in the DR so long.

10:51a
Brit: I mean, who knew that friggin negative nancy would be the nice one, and friggin' Ian Terry would be mean?

The anti Ian campaign continues.. amidst them telling Britney what happened last night.

Ian: I mean.. He never talks back to Big Brother, and we was non-stop.
Frank: And the climbing..
Brit: I feel like it's my fault, cuz I told him to drink those 5 beers.. He kept going, Yeah I'm drinking Tecate.. Cuz I'm 21 years old, and I'm of f'ing legal age to Drink.  Jenn f'in hates him now.. He made a reference to 9-11.. He was talking about how long he's wanted to play this game, and he said he's wanted to play this game since before the planes flew into the towers..
Brit: Oh my gosh.. That's horrible..
Frank: He was in 5th grade..
Brit: And Jenn was a grown woman living in New York..

10:55am
Frank and Dan go into the storage room..

Dan: I was gonna mention how he graduated at 16..

10:56am
Frank: I don't know if you heard this, Danielle, but last night he said he graduated highschool at 16..
Brit: I bet you he's in a master's program, and he didn't even go to undergrad at Tulane..
Dan: That makes sense why he's socially awkward.. cuz you learn that stuff in highschool..

They theorize that Ian must've gone to undergrad in Pittsburgh.. 

Frank: He told me my social game was shit.
Brit: I just remember being in the pool and him saying, "you're a nice person, Britney.. you deserve to be here.. it's all because of that carrot..." and pointing at you.

 11am Dan, Frank and Danielle continue filling Britney in on Ian's bad behavior while he was drunk last night. Britney takes it all in and says...

Brit: Oh my gosh.. He must feel like such an idiot today.

Frank: He goes, yeah, "that's why I graduated high school at 16. Oops.  Shouldn't have admitted that."
Dan: Can you imagine being a 16 year old kid going to college?  Especially socially? Especially Ian?  I wonder.. this is like his college experience..
Danielle: I told you a long time ago.. Tulane is a private university, and you have to spend a lot of money to go there..
Brit: He told me a long time ago that he had a scholarship..

11:06a
Talk turns to Ian being in Gifted classes in school.. Britney and Frank admit they were too. 
 Talk turns to the ages of their parents when they had them.. Frank's and Britney's were quite young..

11:10am
Frank teases Britney that she was being racially offensive while drunk (she wasn't),  Dan teases that she kept laying her head on "Danielle's soft bosom."

11:13am
F3
Talk turns to the levee near Frank's house.. which leads to talk about the levees in New Orleans and Katrina.. ironic, considering Isaac.. Britney tells about a conspiracy theory documentary she saw that said the 9th ward was bombed to save the other, wealthier districts.. After a couple minutes on this, Danielle moves into conspiracy theories about 9-11..
**I step away.  I can't stomach the bs on this one.

11:26am
Feed 3
Dan, Danielle and Britney

Britney: Janelle would always talk about your love for Dr. Will, and say that proved you were working with Boogie..
Dan: He's a good guy.
Britney: He's running his own little empire, you know?
Dan: He called me to go to that charity thing, and I was in the middle of football camp, and I had a little meltdown.. Then he told me how much he got paid for AllStars, and I asked Robyn, and she said that's a bald faced lie.
**Robyn = Robyn Kass who does casting for BB.

11:30am
Skippy flips us to Frank while they talk about production, then to Shane when Frank walks back to the bathroom to join them..  Then it's Britney cam, as she heads up to the HoH Room, solo.. and now to sleeping Joe..

11:31am
Frank heads up the stairs to HoH..  Dan's in the kitchen.. No talking at the moment.

11:33am
Everyone reconvenes in the bathroom.

Dan: Glad you're alive, Brit.
Brit: Thank you, Dan.

Brit goes off to parts unknown.  Frank and Danielle are alone in the bathroom.. Dan's in the kitchen.

Dan: Frank, do you use vanilla or chocolate?
Frank: I like vanilla lattes at home, so that's why I use the vanilla I think..

Frank whispers to Danielle.. I can't make it out.

11:36am
F3
Frank: He's an easy target right now.
Dani: He didn't wanna keep me.. Shane talked him into it.. or you did?
Frank: I don't wanna give myself too much credit... but us 3 having a talk upstairs kinda cemented it.  I don't wanna take all the credit.  Joe was gonna vote our way, cuz he knew it was best for him.. He knew if Brit stayed, he'd still be a 4th man out.

Frank: Who are you wantin' to run with til the end?  Me you Jenn and Dan?  Or me you Jenn and Shane?  If you don't wanna talk about it, it's fine.  I'm just curious.
Dani: The you, Jenn part is done.. The other part is..
Frank: Up in the air.  I gotcha. Umm.. Jenn's rock solid.

From the kitchen, Dan calls out..
Dan: Are there any shakers?
Frank: I never use the shaker balls to be honest..

Back to Dani..
Frank: It's best to keep our options a little bit open and see how the cards fall.
Dani; I agree.
Frank: I mean, cuz, Dan might go, and we might not be able to do anything about it.  I'm sure Shane told you he's mad at him..
Dani: He's not mad.  He can't see straight.
Frank: I know.. I was havin' to talk Joe and Shane out of getting rid of Dan next week... and focus on Ian.. What people don't know is that you're just as dngerous as Ian in some of these mental competitions coming up.
Dani: I can't say anything, but thanks.

This is ongoing.. and noting we haven 't heard.. just new audience..

Frank: You're probably gonna have to win this next PoV to make sure Ian doesn't (?) go home..

They theorize about the coming PoV.. what it might be.. Let's get through the endurance comp first, shall we? Ahh.. I can psychically project now... sweet.

Dani: I wonder what kind of endurance it'll be..
Frank: We all think it'll be a sit n swing and get hit, but I think that's too obvious.. I think they're gonna surprise us.

Dan joins..

Frank: The way Heath Bar's been going, I think it'll be something different.
Dan: I'll tell you guys this, if it's a weight bearing one, I'll go as long as I can, but.. You may have to come up huge again.
Dani; That's fine.
Dan: Think there's any way we'll be able to talk Ian down?
Dani: No way.
Frank: No.. Do you think you'll be able to talk him off the comp.. You might have to tell him Frank's goin' up.. and then just not.  Hopefully it's something where you can't move around a lot.. If it's like, hold the button, he wont be able to do it.. He'll get antsy..

Danielle: I think it's gonna be a hold on and swing..
Dan: If I can sit?  I'll be on all night..
Frank: If you have to wrap your ams around something.. don't.  Do like this.

Frank teaches Dan and Danielle a wrestling hold..

Dan: Is it more legs too?
Frank: It's gonna be both.
Dan: How do you wrap your legs?

11:50 - Frank steps into the bathroom

Dan: Do you buy that or no?
Danielle: (missed it)

11:51am = Frank returns.  Take turns back to ian's potential performance in the endurance comp..

Danielle: It'll be a mental thing too.  He wont beat me.

Speculation about what type of endurance comp it might be continues.. and referencing the comps of past seasons..

Dan: Anyone who says this isn't endurance is ridiculous.  It's exciting.  I love this shit.  When that door opens, you know you're in for a battle.
***My thoughts exactly!! :0)

Frank: I hate that I can't compete.

11:57am
Frank: Sh*t.  I gotta doody.  Not that you wanna know.  But I got to.
Dani: It's ok.  Bye.

Frank goes upstairs to use the restroom, Dan's using the one downstairs... Danielle has a little stretch, then makes suck face in the mirror.. She must be feeling better.

Danielle: Think think think..

12:02pm BBT
Dan comes out of the bathroom..

Danielle: (whispers that Frank is) Upstairs
Dan: Lemme see your neck.  That looks better.  Other side.  That's crazy.  Did the doctor tell you, or was he more just guessing?
Danielle: I think a little guessing too..

Skippy flips us to Shane, but doesn't give us a nice angle on him.Then to Danielle in the Arcade.. Lazy, Skippy..

Dan: Lookin' like Shane's coming along..
Dani: Can you tell?
Dan: Super protective of you.. rubbing stuff on you.. Think he has any clue?  Think Ian still wants to do the Quack Pack?  I can't tell..
Danielle: He's like, I can't believe he did that to you.
Dan: He asked me yesterday to talk..

They hear Frank coming down the stairs, and spontaneously start talking about Revelations in the bible.. Frank joins them. 

Revelations talk continue..  Then talk turns to the protein shakes.. and Hayden Moss.  Frank wasn't impressed with Hayden or Lane as finalists.. or their finale speeches.

12:09pm
Britney just got up again a minute ago.. Ian gives sitting up a try, then lies back down..  In the Arcade, it's all about past BB seasons and finale speeches..

Frank: Rachel deserved to win.  She shoulda won by more than she did.
Dan: I wish you'd seen season 2..
**note to self, rewatch S2 final 2 speeches.

Since the HGs had such a sleep in, and half of them are still sleeping, I'll be keeping this post going for a while yet.

12:14pm
Dan: Has it been live final 3 since season 11?
Danielle: Yeah...

Dan brings up JoJo, and Danielle tells them what JoJo said about men cheating on her.. Danielle's bitter about it.

12:24pm
Frank, Dan and Danielle
Arcade

Dan: Britney's face once that Veto was used?  I'll never forget it.  I could see her eyes going back and forth.  Panic mode.
Frank: He was too..
Dan: Could he have used the veto on her.
Frank: No.  He asked too.  I was like, if he can use it on her from the sidelines, then I should be able to put him up.
Dan: What a crazy ass week.. You f'in steamrolled through that HoH, and it's been chaos ever since.  You were like, "You think you can get us both out in the same night?!"  Then you come to me, "You should be ashamed of yourself.. Taking advantage of this little kid."

Dan goes to get some water, and check if anyone's snooping..

Frank: You flexing your leg muscle on me.
Dani: no.. this is flexing.  It doesn't move if I'm flexing..

Dan returns.. 

Frank; Why didn't you tell us 2 weeks ago?
Dan: You wouldn't have believed me.
Frank: I was already getting super suspicious.. 30 minutes before the show, he came to me and he was like, "I know this sounds crazy, but I think we can work with Dan and Danielle.. and Britney, Britney, Britney, she has to be safe."  I was like woah woah woah.. where is all this mad love for Britney coming from all of a sudden?  There was a lot of things he did that made me 2nd guess him, and I brought em up to Mike.. When you see him whispering with Brit..

12:30p
Dan: I don't know if I told you this, but there was one time, he said to me, "If you vote Britney out, I'll rp your face off."  I don't know what she did for him..

Dan: Someone's up.  Someone just got out of the storage room..

Britney makes her way through the house and comes into the storage room.. 

Britney: What do you mean?
**Skippy flips the quad to sleepers. Dick.

12:34pm
As if Ian feels a couple million eyes on him, he gets out of bed and walks to the bathroom.. passing by the talkers in the Arcade Room.. without a word.  Skippy flips us back to Joe. Skippy is confused.  He thinks it's live show day.  Hellooooo. Skipppyyyyy... Today is Wednesday.  Wake up!

12:43pm
Britney has joined Dan, Danielle and Frank in the Arcade, and she's telling them about the incident when she and her now husband got busted having sex in the living room.. her in her cheerleading uniform, him in his football uniform..

Talk turns to highschool fun and jobs..

Dan: You worked in school?  What did you do?
Frank: I was a computer technician..

Frank tells them about when he worked at Auto Zone.. I need espresso...

12:48pm Talk turns to Britney.. Dan says she'd be an amazing real estate agent..

I'm gonna take about an hour- 90 minute break, and I'll be back. :0)  Please mind the critters on the live feeds for me!  Happy Endurance Comp Eve... :0) Can't wait til tomorrow!

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