The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Wednesday! We're almost there! Another week gone by.. Tomorrow, the game we love starts all.. over.. again!
I'm extra excited about the live show tomorrow night, because Dan, Danielle, Frank, Britney and Ian are all 100% certain it's going to be an Endurance Comp. As if the excitement of the past week on the live feeds wasn't enough?! Awesomesauce! :0) Icing on the BB14 cake, as it were!
If you haven't gotten the feeds yet, I sincerely hope you'll treat yourself to the 3 free trial on the feeds today! I strongly encourage you to get it all set up before the big endurance comp the hgs are all expecting, just in case you run into any little technical issues, you'll have time to get them sorted out. :0) Once you do get the feeds set up, go straight to the flashback of Dan's funeral and resurrection... then the resultant post pov ceremony drama It's all absolute BB14 gold, and there's no way they'll be able to include even 10% of it on the tv show.
If you went to bed on the early side last night, make sure to read Lessa's Late Night Jam. :0) She's fabulous as always, and Britney provided a funny as all get out flashback moment to start your day.. on Lessa's post.
Here are the links to get you to the hottest flashbacks of the week:
- PoV Ceremony Spoiler and Aftermath--DRAMA - Flashback Musts!!
- Monday Morning Before the PoV Ceremony
- Early Morning with Dan
- Big Brother 14: The Overnight Report ~ In the wake...--Flashback Musts!!
- Late night Death of Dan the Player..--Flashback Musts!
As we rejoin our HGs, Ian has just recently pissed off Jenn by making an inappropriate reference to 9-11-01.. "I've been wanting to play this game since 2001.. Since I had recess.. Since before a plane flew into a tower." He was in 5th grade... Jenn was a grown woman living in NYC..
Frank: F*ck.. only 2 more night's in the HoH room. This week fly by..
Joe: I just hpe I'm up there. I want a letter. I want a big hello from the wife.. See if Levy won that tournament..
Frank: (toot@) Mike always liked my farts..
Ian: He did.. He was a great man..
Frank: You weer guilty son! I can't let you go on that one. We had you to the end. I told you. I always told you, that de3spite whatever you heard, we always had your back and Jenn's back.. We'll all go home, and when we see the footage..
Ian: I'll vote for you..
Joe: Hey, wait a minute..
Ian: There's a lot more to this game than winning competitions.. but if you have to win one every week, you're oing something wrong.. But I'm a child in this game.. That's my problem in thus game.. I don't know what the appropriate time or place is for any comment in this game.
Joe: I knopw this.. Tomorrow's gonna be a long day. GOnna be a relatively easy one as far as Wdndays go.. not gonna be a fight. GOnna be a long one.. THen we go back to work.. Gotta get Frank the f*ck outa here..
Ian: Don't we all? A week without Frank on the block is like Easter without eggs. I've said some terrible things.. including tonight.. I was in 5th grade.. That day changed my life, as it did many people.. I feel sick about it..
Joe: I can't tell you any better than that.. You just gotta let it go. Th e more it's talked about, the worse it'll get. Just leave it alone..
Ian: Just a milestone, that's all..
Joe: Just gotta get Frank out.. This week I'm confused.. whether to get Dan or Frnk out..
Ian: Frank. Frank deserves to win.. He's my buggest threat to the title..
Frank: Lately you been your biggest threat to the title.. That's what you gotta start thining about.
Joe: I love this awkward f'in house. Earlier today, Britney was like, we've come full circle... (missed it) Dan is the 1st person I've ever met who can look you deal in the eye while you're giving him shit.. You are Judas to me..
Frank: Everyboy just wants to pick on Frank..
Ian: I like you a lot, but I like my dad a lot more..
Frank: You could've stayed behind me, I could've kept my head down..
Ian: Dude I heard in week 3 that you wanted me on the block.
Frank: They were gonna put me up, and I said if you wanna put someone on my team up, don't make it me.. You had a chance to get deep in the game..
Ian: Frank, we are down deep in the game. I'm proud of how far I got in this game.. Second Jodi left? I thought there's no question, I'm done.
Frank: Well, I'm happy, but I want more..
Ian: Don't we all? I saw the small table..
Joe: Top 5, I might have a little credibility going home.
Frank: First or bust..
Joe: I might be able to take you down..
Ian: You great at comps, you're a great guy, but your social game is shit.
Frank: Explain that to me..
Ian: You wouldn't even talk to Dan last week, except for insulting him..
Frank: Doin't tell me my social game is shit..1st for weeks I was up on the block and didn't win PoV, so you can jump in a lake with that shit, buddy..
Ian: I need to go throw up. Frank, I love ya..
Frank: Tell me my social gam eis shit..
Joe: From the number one social man..
Frank: We can't let this little f'er win the next HoH..
Joe: I just have to play the best social game possible.. cuz I'm not winning comps.. I love people.. That's what I do.
Frank: I love people too..
Joe: We're a lot alike in that..
Frank: Both loud as a motherf'er..
Joe: We're gonna find out a lot about that young man when this is all over.. Don't match up.. Shane's all over Danielle.. He gave up his coach for her..
Frank: We'll get rid of him, then Dan, then ya'll get rid of Jenn for me.
Joe: Or keep the votes to keep whoever.. I told you Shane would be legit.. I looked him in the eyes today and said this is our moment.. a moment in time, and we gotta day.
Frank: Carpe Mother f'in Diem..
Joe: This is a clear cut direction.. I'll take this odds in Vegas any time..
Joe: Against me, you're a 7-0 vote.
Frank: Don't say that..
Joe: 50 grand is a lot to me.. I'm happy with that. It's one of the reasons you'd take me.. Everyone I've talked to is very positive about you.
Frank: I'd love it if I didn't have to win any more competitions.. I didn't want to coming in.. But I've had to.
Joe: I could get some votes if it was me and Danielle..
Frank: Reason we need to get ian gone quick.. Dan's gonna start thnkin', he can win it with him..
Joe: Good point.. Ver possible..
Joe: Do you realize Dan got called Judas? People hated him..
Frank: We don't wanna let him get inside the 5..
Joe: Worst nightmare.
Frank: Danielle needs to be gone that 5 spot. She can be very very dangerous with questions.
Joe: But Shane? You'll kill him in those. He's worse than I am. That's why it's perfect to bring him.. He can help all 3 gt down there.. and then you've got it.. He's the worst in the house.. Me n him's gotta be the worst at questions
Frank: Yeah, cuz Ashley's gone. Poor Ash..
Joe: You me and him, and we roll..
Frank: It's not far off.. less than 3 weeks away.. That's why I've got no sympathy for this moping around..
Joe and Frank, cont'd
Frank: Julie's gonna have to come on in here and drag me out. C'mon home skillet.
Checking on Shane and Danielle..
Joe and Frank
Joe: I will fight tooth and nail.. We just gotta get past 2 weeks.. Then it's over..
Frank: I agree. As long as it's not one of them 2 that wins..
Joe: Ian.. I know it's a worst case scenario, but Jenn up.
Frank: Ever see that movie with Jean Claude van Damme..
Ian comes back outside..
Frank: Did you really throw up?
Ian: No. Only thing with Britney.. I don't know where Jenn is.. I'm getting concerned about the 2 of them.
Ian: Lemme tell ya, Britney is probably one of the best people I've ever met in my life..
Ian waxes poetic about Britney.. Frank talks about Ashley and how close they were getting..
Frank: F'in Ian sent our showmance home.
Ian: As I said, ain't no one gonna get between me and my floatmance..
Frank: So you sent her home?!
Feeds come back and Frank and Joe are playing with the ball across the yard.. trying to make a basket. Frank gets very close, but no cigar.. Joe's turn..
Inside on 3 and 4..
Danielle: They're not that smart and I'm winning this endurance comp.
Shane: I know. I'm throwing it to you.
Shane: If we have the chance, I would feel much better if you'd backdoor Frank.
Danielle: You do know that I trust you, right?
Shane; You gotta prove it to me. Dani, I'm kidding.. You proved it to me week 4. That's the thing.. Britney hasn't proven too much..
1:45am fishies.. stretch..
Shane: And he said, just make sure to save Dani this week.. Right now, we're at the lower end of the targets.
Dani: I know (amazed)
Shane We've made it this far. We're so close..
Danielle: If it's an endurance, you can't fall off unless it's me and you.
Shane: I know.
Dani: I'm not gonna throw it to anybody but you, but if you want it, you take it.
Shane: Joe gave me his word that he's willing to keep you. I'm keeping you and Jenn's keeping you.
Dani: No matter what, as long as we take each other to the final 2, one of us is getting 50 grand..
Shane: I know we can't discuss it but..
Dani: Me too.. not even a question.
Shane: We just gotta pray things work out.. There's a reason Dan stayed.. There's a reason Frank didn;'t go during the double eviction.. Maybe theyll take each other out..
Dani: I'd never not take yout othe final 2.
Shane: Frank said, no one in this house would take me to the f2 except you.. He's got 2 weeks he can't play hoh.. He's trying to make as many friends as possible..
Dani: I see right through it. Douchebag. He thinks he can steal me from you.
Dani: Oh my gosh, I'm so thankful I have you in this game.
Shane: Just a friend bein' there for another friend..
**talking about Dan's "betrayal"
Shane: You know what would be sweet? If you get Frank out and I get Dan out?
Dani: oh my gosh..
Dani: It's a huge gamble not to get Frank out next week.. huge gamble..
**so well trained.. and in the mist.
Dan comes outside, joining Dan, Frank and Ian.. he tells them Jenn's in bed. the ball game continues. Joe's getting very close. Then it's Frank's turn again.
Inside, Shane and Dani are still talking on the bathroom couch.
2:07am After meandering around the backyard for a few minutes, Ian walks inside to use the bathroom.
Shane: At the finale, we'll definitely exchange numbers.. talk on the phone a lot..
Ian sprays deodorizer in the bathroom..
Shane: Thanks, Ian.. Are they makin' fun of you outside?
Ian: a little.. I deserve it..
Shane: They're mean people. Stay in here with us.
Frank: You wanna get in on this, Dan? It's actually pretty fun.
Dan: Yeah. It's better than countin' sheep.
Frank: We'll get you in on the next rotation after Joe.
Frank: He went inside to throw up, but he came back out and said he didn't.
Dan: What did he have, 6 beers?
Dan: I like how on your guys' last ones, you take longer.. Oh, my contacts..
Joe: Excuses starting already. Watch him hit the 1st one.
Frank: I'd go inside and go to bed. Dan's goin' straight up football style..
Dan doesn't make it, but he gets very close the last few tries, hitting the net each time.
Shane, Ian, Frank, Joe, Dan, Danielle
Joe: Is Brit back in yet?
Shane: They said they'll announce it when she's back in.
**oh dear.. that's what those extended fishies were about? what did a bottle of wine do to that 90 pound girl?
Shane's being extra sweet to Ian, offering him the bed to himself tonight.. The ball game continues, and now pool too..
Frank's trying out a new way of strapping his carrot top.
Ian: Is she ok?
Shane: Yeah, she's just resting.
**The she in question this time is Danielle. She's laying face down by the jacuzzi.
Ian goes inside.. Frank, Dan, Joe and Shane continue trying to make a basket..
Frank: Is he still drunk?
Shane I think so..
Dan: He took the rim? While we were still playing?
Danielle and Shane head inside for bed.. Joe says he's taken his last turn for the night... Frank has another go at it. Dan's the catcher.
Shane sticks his head back out..
Shane: Hey, just so you know.. Britney's in bed now. She's fine now, so...
Joe: Thanks, Shane.
Ian makes an offhand comment about graduating highschool at 16, opening the door for Dan to launch "I'm tellin' you.. He's not an undergrad," which leads to a little more speculation and distrust.. and just general Ian target focusing for next week..
Frank: Mo'f'er.. you missed it before.. He said my social game was shit. I'm like, I'm not the one making everyone hate me right now.. making inappropriate jokes about 9-11.
Joe: Alright.. have a good one.
Frank: G'nite, Joe.
Joe: I'm gonna wash my hands real quick.
Dan and Frank
Dan: You make any headway?
Frank: I think it's a 4-1.
Dan: Were you able to rope Shane and Joe into something?
Frank: Yeah.. they're good.
Dan: Ian's saying he's gonna put up you and Jenn.
Frank: I think that's what he said to Joe, but..
They move forward to next week's plan..Diverting attention from the 2 of them and focusing the target on Ian.
Frank: I've got everybody I can talk to focusing their attention on Ian next week.. The main thing we gotta do is make sure Ian doesn't win the HoH or PoV.
Dan: I wonder if I can rope him into something.. Do you think he and Shane have anything?
Frank: I don't think so.
Dan: I wonder if Britney, on her way out, would tell him to stick with..
They say goodnight.. Frank heads up to HoH, with no plan of getting up early tomorrow. Dan say he'll probably be up early, but as it's just after 3:10am BBT, early could be relative.. Dan gets into bed on the floor of the have not room..
Frank and his fabulous tushie wash up in the HoH bathroom..
Frank runs downstairs in his underwear..
...and before I can say, where ya goin', carrot boy? He comes back up carrying his carrot suit..
3:18am Sweet dreams, houseguests..