The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sanity Sunday! Once the Overnight Report is complete, I'll be checking out til it's time for the Sunday Show Viewing Party. I hope to see you all back here for that at 7:50pm Eastern tonight!
So... What are Dick and Daniele Donato doing at the top of the blog today?? Well....
We have a very hot item in the BB eBay world this morning: Evel Dick's BB13 Bag!!
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I even got into the bidding on this one.. But someone's got significantly deeper pockets than I do! hehehe! Go check it out... How high will it go???
Thanks to Blue for the heads up that this even existed!
AllStars Winner and BB14 Coach Mike "Boogie" Mallin has also entered the eBay fray with a selection of items, starting with this Where's Will TShirt!!
Here's the link for All of Boogie's eBay Offerings..
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Quite a bit of intense gaming happened in the hour and a half to 2 hours after the feeds came back from the PoV Comp.
If you were out and about last night, I highly recommend you dive into the flashback section of the live feeds today and check that out.
Start at 4:40pm on the Quad, and just let it ride.. Click the either of these pics to get to the 3 day free feeds trial, if you need it.
You'll find PoV winner Dan on feeds 1 and 2, up in HoH telling a showering Ian, "You cannot tell anyone about our final 2 deal."
Dan did us the favor of telling the live feeders his intentions when he spoke to us directly, within minutes of the feeds returning..
Dan: This right here is the ticket to finally getting Frank out of the game.
Skip ahead to 5:30 to see Dan and Ian working through all the possible scenarios.. And Dan working Ian around to the one that's best for Dan, wherein Dan takes Jenn off the block and gets to vote to keep Frank (and Frank's jury vote), thereby enabling Ian to do what he wants, which is build his BB resume by getting Frank's blood on his hands by evicting him with his tie breaking vote.
Please refresh this post around 7:30am BBT to see sections of the Overnight Report magically appear before your eyes..
It'll start just after midnight BBT and follow the HGs through to bedtime...
But 1st.. Let's peak in on the sleeping HGs.. I didn't think it was even possible, but on feed 3, in the top right corner of the quad, Shane and Danielle are managing to sleep together in a twin bed without touching.
Now that's talent.. What have these people got against spooning?
OK.. diving in.. this time I mean it..
Dan, Danielle, Jenn, Ian, Joe
Danielle: Ian, can you help me?
Ian: Yeah, I can really help you. Share a bed with Shane.
Danielle: Talk to Shane about that nonsense.
Ian: (singsongs) Class five clinger..
Jenn: (from the couch) oh my God..
Danielle: Who me?! Do you think I am??
Ian: I mean Zingbot said so...
Ian: I'm sorry.. I'm just sayin' what the zingbot said..
Ian: Dani, you know I like you.
Danielle: That doesn't mean you don't think I'm a clinger.
Ian: I was jokin'. (Ian moves to join Dan by the pool table) Hey you!
Dan: Hey you.
Shane comes outside..
Shane: You guys playin' a series?
Shane: Alright. I got winner, best of 3.. please.
Ian: I'm sorry, Dani.
Danielle: It's ok.. Oh my gosh! We got real fabric softeners?! When did these get here?
Meanwhile over on the couch, Frank has now come out side and joined Jenn.. He's been on a bit of a Danielle inspired Janelle tear this evening.. Shane joins them on the couches as well.. Jenn goes inside to get some tea, and Dan comes over to the couches..
Frank: Did you request a cake mix?
Dan: Actually I did yesterday? I wonder why we didn't get one. I think because no one else did. I was the only one..
.Meanwhile by the pool table...
Danielle: ..stage 5 clinger.. You really think I'm a clinger?
Ian: No.. I want you and Shane to get together, because I'm a hopeless romantic.
Dan: (from across the yard) Danielle, will you go ask for a cake mix?
Danielle: Yeah.. I already did, actually..
Frank: See? She asked.
Ian: I'm a hopeless romantic and I want you and Shane to get together.
Danielle: Well, that's sweet.. Here.. We'll hug it out.
Danielle embraces Ian, and he hugs back, which is rarely the case with Ian.
Peace made, Danielle heads inside and pulls Joe along with her to the DR, stopping at the door..
Danielle: Let me in. I just have a request. BB, please? I'll just go in, if you just let me in.
**Danielle and Joe don't see, but the camera looking at them "shakes it's head" no.
Danielle: BB, please?? I just need one request.
Danielle pushes the button again, gets another red light, and shoots bb a death glare.
Joe: Nope. Request denied.
Danielle: They don't like me. Joe, they don't like me. Let's get some chocolate. I have a stash!
They walk into the storage room.. Danielle digs deep back into a low cupboard..
Joe: What? Nice!
They give the DR door one more try.. no dice. Joe and Danielle move back outside..
Shane: They left us our suckers?
Danielle: I had a hidden stash. I'm too smart for those production people.
Over at the pool table..
Dan: Who wrote penis on here?
Ian: I did. That was during like my bender?
Couches.. Shane, Danielle, Joe, Jenn, Frank
Shane: Maybe we look a lot fatter on camera and Jessie was just trying to get a point across..
Danielle: Please don't tell me that.
Joe: The camera adds 10 pounds.
Danielle: Oh my gah.. So that means I look like a beached whale..
Shane: Stop it. I'm obvioualy kinda kidding.. but it does add 10 pounds.
Jenn: Yeah mami.. What's up?
Danielle: Jenn, I look like a beached whale.
Jenn: Not true..
Dani's tipsy and talking with a lollipop in her mouth..
Joe: I told you what Janelle said the 1st week? She pulled the whole team in, and said, hold this... Now pull out a check.. Cuz y'all are gonna f'in write him a check if you keep him here!
Joe: She goes, "Each one of you will write him a $500,000 check. You're all gonna cosign it, if you allow him to stay in this game."
Frank: How was this the 1st week she was doing this?
Joe: She had you pegged, dude. She was like, "you see him workin' out in that yard?"
Shane: We get in trouble for workin' out...
Danielle: ♫I told you..
Frank: A week ago. You shoulda told me that 6 weeks ago.
Danielle: Well, you just asked me..
Frank: Just workin' out..
Shane: It's not all physical stuff.. It's a lot of mental and social.
Joe: Your social game sucks.
Danielle: (almost chokes on her lollipop from laughing)
Shane: I know. Mine sucks without Britney now. She was my social.
**I don't think Joe was talking to you, but nice deflecting and calming.
Joe: But you on the other hand, have the social game of the season..
Jenn: You being sarcastic?
Joe: No, that's what he said.
Jenn: You wanna sell me some property in south florida..
Danielle and Joe have a suck off..
Shane: What the hell game is this?
Frank: The power is up for grabs.. tonight's competition? Finish your sucker 1st without biting.
Jenn: Without biting..
Frank: The name of the competition is.. Suck it.
Frank: She gave me mad props and called me a pervert. Janelle, I don't miss you.
Beating Ian soundly, nomance instigator Dan takes a short break on the couches.. Ian joins too.
Dan: So.. What's the bed situation?
Shane: We have not brought it up since.
Talk turns to Have Nots being done for the season, and Frank having escaped it.. Frank mentions that Jenn was nevr a have not either, but she's on slop with no america's choice for the rest of the season. All the former have nots agree - the beds were the worst part of it.
Shane: Frank is so pissed right now. He hasn't even talked for like a half hour.
We revisit the Joe masturbation accusation, denials and finger pointing.. Lots of giggles.. It's at 12:38am if you'd like to see the flashback..
Danielle: Dan, wake up!
Shane: (to Dan) So you sleepin' next to me tonight?
Dan: Goin' solo.. hard bed.
Shane: You don't want that bed. It's no good.
Danielle: See?! Why would I want to sleep with someone who doesn't want me to sleep beside him?
**Many of us have been asking ourselves that question for weeks.
Dan: I'm just a facilitator.
Dan: I'm just a facilitator of dreams..
Shane: mm mm
Danielle: Please answer my question. I need someone to answer my question.
Joe: What Question?
Danielle: Why would you want to sleep woth someone who doesn't want to sleep with you?
Dan: So basically, you need Shane to say, "Yes, Danielle, I'd love to sleep with you," then it'll happen.
Danielle: Well, I mean, that would be helpful, but you don't guilt someone into wantin' to share a bed with you.
Dan: I don't think there's any guilt. I think it's just..
Shane: There's no guilt at all..
Joe: There ya have it. No guilt. That's the same as askin' ya.
Danielle: No, it's not.
Joe: Yes it is. Same thing.
Danielle: He wants to have separate comforters..
Dan: Maybe he wants the appearance of separate comforters..
Shane: She doesn't get it.. She's too young..
Dani: I'm too immature?? Don't even go there. I will put you on blast.
Frank: Joe's such an instigator.. I'll never forget the night Willie went out.. Frank came upstairs saying, "Willie's about to go over the edge, Frank! Let's push him!!"
Danielle: He wanted to last night too.
Ian: That was a good piece of strategy, because Willie wasn't nominated yet?
Joe: mm hmm
Shane: That was a horrible strategy for me n JoJo..
Danielle: Can we please..
Jenn: She's probably just finishing her shift.. Wrapping it up..
Shane: Boy or girl, I wonder..
Ian: I'd do her.
Shane: Hahahaha! Iannnn.
Ian: No.. Not my type. But she was a nice girl.
Jenn: (applauds) Yeah.. well.. you never know..
Talk turns to birthdays.. the Frank's Hat.. writing Preesh on it.. then Dan..
Shane: Your birthday has come and gone, and you didn't get one present.
Dan: Sure I did.
Jenn: Which was what?
Dan: The Veto around my neck.
While not the end of the evening for the HGs, that's the the theme of the day, and I've run out of time, so this concludes the overnight report.