The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Saturday! It's PoV day in the BB14 house and Dan Gheesling's 29th Birthday!! Let's see what mischief our HGs got into late last night on the live feeds..Start with the lovely and talented Lessa's Late Night Jam, listed on top.. and work your way back, if you need more catching up.
- Approved by JessieClause...--Lessa's Late Night Jam
- Big Brother 14: And the PoV Players are...
- Big Brother 14: Nominations Spoiler
- Ian's Pandora's Box, Pre Nominations Meetings and ...
I was looking around ebay last night before I went to bed, and I found a saucy little something I'd really like BB to put into Shane's Next HoH Basket... Or Perhaps He'd Prefer These Dare ya, BB!! For that matter, here's a little something for either Shane or Frank..
Since it's Dan's Birthday today, it only seems fitting that we should find a gift for him! Here's my idea: Happy Birthday to Dan!! Being that Dan's a thrifty guy, I found those on the eBayDailyDeals - at 48% off.. I think he'd approve. I think I need a pair too. What most women have for shoes, I have for cool sunglasses. OK.. I have it for shoes too. I'm curious to know what you'd give Dan from the eBayDailyDeals today... You might even find something for yourself. ;-)
While I'm getting the Overnight Report together, please enjoy the latest installment from everyone's favorite NSFW @BB11HouseRodent:
When I went to bed last night, the HGs were positive they'd be having a late night PoV... BB cured them of this misconception shortly after 10pm and they were up and at it til just after 3am..I'm gonna dive into the flashback area of the live feeds and cull the important stuff and the funny stuff from after midnight..
Please refresh this post starting around 5am bbt to watch the overnight report begin to magically appear..
Feed 1 and 2
Dan and Danielle
Final 3s and Speeches..
Dan: If we could take Jenn to the final 3, that would be huge. We'd just steamroll her.
Dan: I think the dream final 3 is you, me and Jenn.. or even you, me and Joe.
Dan: He's so easy to beat..
Danielle: Yeah, but if you ever go up, he's voting against you.
Dan: Why doesn't he like me?
Danielle: He loves you. You just intimidate the shit out of him. I don't trust him.
Dan: Neither do I.
Danielle counts the jury votes she believes she already has.. and comes up with a majority.
Dan: You have my vote if I'm there.
Danielle: I know. But I don't want you to.
Danielle: He was warning me.. It kinda made me mad.. but he was like, you know if you take Dan to the final 2, if you think he's just gonna lay down, blablabla, and not give it to you, you're crazy. When you get to final 2, Dan's gonna campaign against you in his speech. He's gonna throw you under like he already did.
Dan: What'd you say to him? No.
Danielle: I said, I know.. but..
Dan: I wouldn't do that. I mean, what could I possibly say bad about you? That you took me to the end? That you protected me whenever you could? That you always kept me in the house?
Danielle: She was like, if you think he's just gonna lay down and die, you're stupid.
Dan: Who said that?
Dan: I wont say anything bad about you. Just stuff I did.. but I'm not gonna play dirty or mean..
Dan: ..especially at that point. Why are you lookin at me like that?
Danielle: I'm just thinking.
Dan: It'd be something like, "I did what I came here to do.. regardless of anything that happened.. I did what I came here to do. Which was.. get.. 1 person to the end.. and show that I could coach someone to the end.. show that I could identify that person who had what it took.. to get to the end. Y aknow? ANd that if I can do that for someone else? Then I did what I came here to do.
Danielle: Alright... I would never ___ you.
Dan: Me either.
Danielle leaves. Dan winks at the camera. We move forward into the night..
Feed 3 and 4
Frank and Dan
Frank: The only thing that worries me is your key coming out last today.. I mean, it might not mean anything..
Dan: In terms of if someone comes down?
Dan: As long as you're comin' down, we can still get through that... know what I'm sayin'?
Frank: (with urgency) I don't know if we can..
Dan: oh. Cuz if Jenn's still up.
Dan: So what do you think our best case scenario is then? Stays the same?
Frank: Either I go off.. One of us goes off.. and Joe goes up. (pause) Here's the thing.. If you go up?
Dan: We lose that extra vote that we need.. unless you come down..
Frank: I never thought you'd go up as a replacement nominee til I saw your key come out last.. I'd work on Ian a little bit.
Dan: If he's aloof with me, that means I'm really the one.
Frank: He's aloof with everyone.. He told me today he had bigger fish to fry, but..
Dan: I wouldn't consider Joe a bigger fish.
Frank: Literally yes, but figuratively no. What sucks is, we need our people to work for us before the noms.. What we needed was Danielle to go up there and say look, I'd love to see Joe go up on the block. We needed her to tell Shane the same thing..But these m-f'ers we're workin' with aren't willing to put in that type of work.. They're just lookin' out for themselves...
**We? Who is this we you speak of? I'm not so sure there's a We anymore, unless Frank wins the PoV... then the We could and likely will come back into play..
This is ongoing.. if you'd like to watch it in the flashback section of the live feeds, go to Feed 3 at 12:35am. We've got to move forward into the night.. Please refresh this post every 20-30 minutes for more..
Feed 3 and 4
Danielle and Joe
Flashback Funny: "Teach me how to Duggie"
Much to the other HGs amusement, Danielle Teaches Joe how to dance.. Flashback to 1:08am on feed 3 and Enjoy!
While the dance lesson is going on, Dan moves upstairs to HoH with Ian, and stays there quite a while.. We'll be joining them as we move forward into the night..
Feed 1 and 2
Dan and Ian
As Dan is misting Ian, or doing his best to, we'll be sticking with this conversation. I recommend highly that you watch it for yourself on flashback.
Watching Danielle teach Joe how to dance on the spy screen, Ian remarks that there's a friend of his back home that he's certain is falling for Danielle.. It opens the door for the following conversation, which starts off innocently enough and progresses to Dan mentioning how dangerous Danielle is in this game.. among other things. Let's join them...
Dan: Who would you most compare Danielle to.. from past seasons?
Ian: (long pause as he considers this)
Ian: Jordan would be in there.. I would say like Lisa from BB3 a little bit.. and maybe a little bit of Cassie..
Dan: Cuz she can hang with the guys?
Ian: I mean.. She is. I think she'll be the last girl standing. I'd like to see a guy win this one though.
Dan: Odds are that's gonna happen.
Ian: I mean, if it's Danielle, that's fine with me, but I'd like to see a guy win.
Dan: (misty bomshell #1) I don't know if anyone could beat her in the end.
Ian: Uhh.. I was explicitly told that I woud likely beat her in the end. I was told.. before Britney left who I would have a hard time beating, and who I would most likely win against.
Dan: And that's from Britney's standpoint?
Dan: She has no idea.. She nevr even spent any time in the jury hous eto see how people vote.
Ian: There's a lot of game left to be played, obviously. I mean Joe could frikkin pull off a string of wins and look like this impressive gamer, for all we know.
Dan: Yep. The thing with Jerry.. You knew where he was coming from. He was on one side of the battle line and never crossed over.
Ian: He's on the side of whoever's HoH. He's Chicken George, but slightly more slick. Not even.
Dan: Do you think, if he won..
Ian: Not even that.. He's more Adam (bb13) than anything else.
**I totally disagree!
Dan: Do you think if he won Veto he'd listen to you?
Ian: I'd hope, but I don't wanna roll the dice. Shane and Danielle are totally off limits this week, and that was my 1st word. (pause) He's not. He's.. I don't wanna say he's not gonna, but it's such a low probability that it's not even..
Dan: Well he's gotta win it, and then he's gotta use it.
Dan: Something's not right. What do you think's gonna happen in terms of eviction this week?
Ian: I really hope it's normal, cuz I wanna do the blog, and I wanna do the tweets.
Ian: I mean, I'd really like to do those.
Dan: Do you think that's likely?
Ian: If it's Otev and it's at sunrise.. I remember the hockey one being dark out.. I think we're just getting hyped up for no reason. As far as I know, there was no indication.. and typically Julie would say, and it wouldn't have been an endurance..
Dan: What do you think our next HoH is?
Dan: In what format? Step up, step down?
Ian: Yeah.. 5 or 4 playing..
Dan: If it's 5 people playing..
Ian: 3 on 2.. If Jenn gets it, I'm screwed. If she stays and gets HoH, I'm screwed.
Dan: I'll make sure she doesn't. Doesn't matter though. You have the votes. That's the thing..
Ian: If I'm against, what, Shane?
Dan: Next week's 2-1 in voting..
Ian: Who would I be up against.. That's the thing. If it's like Frank, I'm not gonna get it.
Chatter about the monkey Ian got as one of the Pandora's Box gifts. Danielle hates it, so Ian keeps pulling pranks on her with it.
Dan: You should put it under her covers.
Ian: That's what I want to do.. But you should do it, because she wont expect it..
Dan: I'll do it..
Dan goes fishing... and doesn't come up empty handed...
Dan: How much were you hoping, when you were opening your gifts, that there was a Veto or something in there.
Ian: I was really hoping.. There was one extra thing that I did not mention.
Ian: A $1000 card.
Ian: mm hmm
Dan: That's awesome.
Dan: Good for you. That's really cool.
Ian: mm hmm. At first I wasn't gonna hide it, but I figured if I said anything, people would be like, sure, Diamond Veto.
Dan: That was smart not to say anything. Do you have the card?
Ian: (shakes head no) mm mm. They took it.
**you buying that? I'm not. I doubt Dan is either. Methinks Ian's not being completely honest here.
Ian: They took the copper envelope..
Dan: I woud have liked to see that.
Ian: I wish they didn't take it, cuz it would've went in my room really well, as like a frameable..
Chatter about what Ian will keep from the game.. and a theft.. I'm waiting for more game..
Dan: Don't tell them I told you that, but you'll be back. I think you and Frank.. and that's it. You're really well liked.
Ian: On the outside or in? I think I blew it on the outside. My drunken antics..
Dan: But none of that's gonna air. Maybe 100,000 people saw that.. out of 7 million. What else was I gonna tell you? Oh. The second you get outta here.. put everything on ebay. Keep very little.
Ian: Sell everything? Except the key.
Dan: Yeah.. whatever you wanna keep.
Ian: The key and..
We return to Ian telling Dan about when he got his invitation, instead of a Key.. The lack of Key made him suspect.
Dan: I bet less than hald the people thought anything of it.
Ian: I thought something was big time up.. I even said to the guy, "Is someone getting voted out in the front yard?"
Dan: That woulda sucked.
We return to Ian talking smack about Jodi...
Ian: I maintain that even if that twist hadn't happened, Willie would've put her up and she would've been the 1st one out.
Dan: How do you think Kara would've been at this game.
Ian: Good. She's pretty, she's smart, she's well liked.. Danielle's good too.
Dan: She's smart too.
Ian revisits the idea of pranking Danielle with the monkey..
Then Dan broaches the subject of Ian's stimming and such.. While not game, it has been a topic of great discussion this season, so let's join them..
Dan: Hey, can I ask you something?
Ian: mm hmm
Dan: When like.. I know people who are really smart.. I was telling you about my brother in law, Pierce? He had OCD. Did you have that too?
Ian: mm hmm
Dan: His thing is he never wanted to take medication for it.
Ian: I don't like to either. You know how I am with the hammock.. I like to constantly move.. and in the chairs..
Dan: you bounce back and forth..
Dan: Have you been diagnosed with OCD?
Ian: Um.. I would say ADHD.. I mean, that's what.. I know I'm that, because when I was in elementary school, I was in GATE (gifted), and the teacher was like, "He can't focus on anything at all," and she's like, I don't think you should be in the program because he's too detrimental.. Like every day 5, it'd just be like me and the 7 other kids in th eprogram would sit in the room and do other activities.. like creative projects.. I remember in the 1st grade, I had to do a project about smallpox in the 3rd world.
Dan: In the 1st grade?
Ian: I remember, we had to do an art project once.. When I was in the 1st grade.. there were 20 artists we did case studies on..
Dan asks about Ian's family smarts.. and Ian's ability to focus when reading..
Dan: Do you know growing up that something was different about you?
Ian: Because I couldn't focus on stuff.
Dan: But even though you can't focus on stuff, how do you retain everything.
Ian: Retain everything? I don't know. I just store it.
Dan: But how, if you can't focus on one thing? How do you do that?
Ian: I don't know. If I experience something, I tend to remember it..
OK.. Dan remains up in HoH til it's time to go to bed.. so we're gonna skip ahead a bit.. or there's no way I'll finish this Overnight before the HGs get up!
Feed 1 and 2
Dan and Ian, cont'd.
As we rejoin Dan and Ian, talk is of the endurance comp, and how Shane was struggling so much, whereas Ian had hours left in him.
Dan: I'd like ot win the next one.
Ian: You need to win the next one. Cuz.. I mean.. If Jenn's still here, she can't get it.. And Joe?
Dan: Joe is gonna pull out a crap win. It's gonna happen.
Ian: It's gonna.. and when it does, it's you or me. He hates you. He hates you. Well, he dosn't hate you, but he really dislikes you..
Dan: I don't know why.
Ian: He was really disgusted with the funeral. He's still disgusted. The other night, when he came up here to talk about nominations and I got a warning for talking about nominations? I was like, what is this? Big Brother f'ing UK?
**Ian flips off BB with both hands. Dan looks into camera.
Ian: But uh.. right when he was up here, I said to him, the only way you would need to worry, is if Frank or Jenn pull themselves down, you would probably be the replacement, but we'd still have the votes, so it wouldn't matter. And he's like, "Why isn't Dan the replacement?" And I just go, well, I feel like if Dan went up, there'd be the temptation to vote him out, and with you, the temptation wouldn't be there.
Dan: What'd he say?
Ian: He goes, I wouldn't mind if you put Dan up against Frank or Jenn, because at this point, I don't even know if I wanna live in the same house with the guy.
Dan: This was last night?
Ian: This was last night. And then I basically said to him, there's very little chance of DAn being nominated.. I basically said, he's in the mix, but he's not a prime target at this time. Britney gave me very explicit instructions before she left..
**I have to pause and laugh.. Dan, and the rest of the HGs for that matter, are playing with ghosts in the house.. Frank brings Boogie with him everywhere, and Ashley here and there, and Ian now brings Britney.
Ian: One of them was win HoH and put up Frank and Jenn, and get rid of one of them.
Dan: What did she think of me? Was she pissed at me?
Ian: She was absolutely pissed, but she understood why..
Dan: I liked her..
Ian: I really liked Brit.. She was my best friend here.. It's fine though. I can find someone else I can unconditionally trust.
**hard in life, harder in bb...
Ian: She was just great.. Great to be around, funny, really cool, good advice, trustworthy.. I feel like only she can get away with making fun of anyone here and get away with it like she did.. Like the night I sat with her in the Arcade Room.. and they were constantly saying, Frank, Stop Singing.. and she was like it's like a freakin broken record.. (makes fun of Frank) I said, I hate o break it to you, Brit, but where you're heading is not going to be a fount of intellectual discussion. She was like, kill me now.
**jury segment please.
Dan: Did she tell you not to trust me?
Ian: She said, "Beware of the Mist." She asked me what my order was.. I said Frank, Jenn, Joe..
Dan: then me?
Ian: Then.. yeah. THen she said, go to the ned with Shane, and you're golden. She said, if you happen to be in the final 2 with Frank, you would also win. His social game is just terrible. If he's nominated at the end of the week as well, he'll probably go.
Dan: If it was me you and Shane, me you and Danielle..
Ian: I'll send Danielle home. I don't know if I can win against her.
Dan: Why does she think so highly of me?
Ian: She said I would have a good chance against anyone in the final 2, becuse I played so coyly for a while, but I'm also playing a smart game, and it's peppered with a few comp wins. She said I could beat anybody in the final 2..
Dan: I feel that way too.
Ian: ..but she said my most diffuclt road would be against you.. and then Danielle. She said my easiest road in the final 2 would be against Jenn, Joe, Frank..
Ian: And then she said that Shane would kinda come off as a good pick as well, and I would easily win.. like 6-1.. She said I might not get Ashley's vote against Shane.. but that she'd work Ashley's vote.
Dan: My thing is, I don't want to be in a position to have to win it at final 3, because if you don't, you're screwed.
Ian: That's mine too. That's the thing... You don't want to be the odd person out at the final 3.
Ian talks about Adam's strategy being flawed.. Ian has no love for Adam.. none.
Dan: How would you have eflt if Porsche won?
Ian: I would actually have enjoyed that more than Rachel. I thought she played a better game.
Dan: Really? Really?
Carolyn: Really?? Methinks the boy has a thing for leggy blondes..
Ian: Once Shelly went, I kinda said to myself, I'm gonna be disappointed no matter what.
**ok. you're redeemed, Ian. Shelly was a playa. Though Dan disagrees..
Skip to the Final 2 Renegades offer, Dan.. No? Not yet? OK.. back to the mist.
Dan: What did Britney mean by mist? She always said that to me.
Ian: Apparently Janelle and Britney said it the 1st week... that you can just convince anybody of whateverthef*ck... The mist worked. It's explained by the magic mist that suddenly changes everything.. In S10, you were nevr nominated against Memphis.. That's an example of the mist..
Here we go..
Dan: I'm not gonna ask you again or pressure you, but I guess after the Veto, you'll make your renegade decision.
Ian: It looks very likely.. I'm just saying now, if Joe wins and pulls one of those 2 down, you're gonna have to be the replacement. Like there's no way around it.
Dan: I understand.
Ian: And I'm sorry, but at this point, I need someone I can trust in this game, and I think that could be you.. and you'd be a meat (?) shield if I were against you..
Dan: And a lot of people.. I'll never get Joe's vote ever.. In this house or the jury..
Ian: But you could also say I'll never get Ashley's vote.
Dan: If it's me and you? My relationship with Ashley was about the same as my relationship with this monkey.
Ian: My problem with Ashley was.. I couldn't have a conversation with her. It was like.. It was like talking to like a 14 or 15 year old girl.. Not going anywhere.. the subjects don't change much.. And then she pointed out once, "how come when I sit on the hammock with you, you always get up and go to the pool, but when Britney sits on the hammock, you'll laugh and talk to her.."
Dan: She would say that?
Ian: Yeah.. She seemed jealous that I was tight with Britney, almost. It was kinda weird..
**And we've progressed to the You'll get more votes, No, You'll get more votes stage of the game. Happy September to ya! ;-)
Ian: Also, Britney suggested that she and Frank were canoodling..
Dan: Lemme ask real quick before I head down. Let's say Joe wins and takes down Frank.. I go up. Say Danielle and Shane vote for me.. What are you gonna do?
Ian: Oh. I'm sending Frank or Jenn home, no question.
There's your punchline... And this concludes the Overnight Report.. See you in a new top post when the critters wake up!