Saturday Afternoon in the BB14 House
Good afternoon, BB Lovers!! The HGs are waiting on the PoV Comp to start and so are we!! In the meantime, a select group of HGs are making us laugh, so it's worth the wait.
As we rejoin our critters at 1pm BBT, Jenn, Danielle, Dan and Frank are giggling in the Storage Room about potential showmances.. Frank admits he wanted one with Kara, as did Boogie.. They ask Jenn if anything ever happened with Ashley, and Jenn responds, "I don't kiss and tell."
Then they tell Danielle that "Doin' the Duggie" means giving head..
Frank: DId you hear that Joe? I'm almost positive that the lyrics of that song.. What they're actually talking abou tis "teach me how to give a blow job."
Danielle: Joe, I didn't know that!
They think about the lyrics..
Jenn: I think you might be right.. Oh well, what're you gonna do?
Danielle: Joe just got a full crash course.
Frank: So we've had a couple of little showmances in the house..
Frank: Were you not in the room, Dan? Dan's like what?? Did you, Jenn?
Danielle: The makeout? And pecks before bed?
Frank: We always hid it below a pillow..
Dan: What about Shane and Danielle?
Danielle: What about it? There's nothing.
Frank: One morning, I was up early.. and I saw Danielle coming out of HoH.. She tried to play it off..
Danielle: But what is there to talk about?
Dan: Sneaking down from the HoH Room at 6am?
Danielle: It was 9am.. The only 2 kisses we've had have been in front of the whole house..
If you're missing this live, it's a funny flashback..Then they move on the the fart that almost ended Frank's BB14 life...
Dan: What were you thinkin' when you let it fly?
Jenn: Dude, I flew outta bed so fast.. She's like
Frank: My stomach was upset.. I was in bed.. I didn't wanna get outta bed.. I didn't think it was gonna be that loud.. I almost went home because of my flatulent butt.
Jenn: I was soooo pissed.. and then Boogie didn't wake up.. I was so mad.
Danielle: You went off on Boogie too.
Frank: Mike. He said F waking up for this shit..
Frank: I tried to apologize, and you were just like, leave me alone, Frank. I'm gonna go outside, blay some baggo and hit on Janelle.. Janelle.. Hatin' on me.
Frank: What? What were you gonna say?
Danielle: I really thought you liked her..
Danielle: And then when she made you Frank cookies..
Frank: Exactly! I dodn't make her cookies. I didn't cook her sh*t.
Danielle: Good times.
Jenn: Great times.
Danielle: I remember when I got the cake in her face though..
Frank: Makin' me look like a homewrecker on tv..
Danielle: I remember when Janelle started that food fight and Mike got so pissed.
Frank: Mike said she mainly did that because Britney was getting all the attention from her rappin..
Danielle: The last person I thought would be in love with eminem.. when I met her.
Frank: Gah.. We've been locked down too much lately..
Dan: Despite all my rage, I'm still a rat in a cage.
Danielle: You're a what?
Frank: It's a Smashing Pumpkins song..
Frank: Gah, I wish they would tell us what time this comp is gonna be!
**you n me both, Bubba.
Danielle: Why did we have to pick players last night?
Danielle and Jenn head into the Kicks Room.. The camera op gets cute..
Shane and Danielle
Danielle: Frank was tellin' us all about his showmance with Ashley.. They kissed all the time.. And other stuff.
Danielle: Then about Janelle..
Shane: I could never date someone like her.. $700 shoes? No way.
Danielle: Why do ya'll sleep on top of the covers?
Shane: The point of touching another dude while you're sleepin' freaks me out. I either do this, separate blankets, or put a body pillow between us.
Danielle: Britney always wanted to cuddle.
Shane: Girls I could care less, but guys are gross.
Danielle: You're funny.
Shane: They are.
2pm BBT - Ladies and gentlemen, we have hit a lull.. Dear BB, Now would be an excellent time to start the PoV Comp. Thank you.
2:09pm Trivia! I love it when BB listens to a simple request. :) PoV Comp Time!!!