Big Brother 16: Wednesday Morning Update
Wakey-wakey, houseguests! It's time to get up and entertain us on the live feeds! Again last night, you did an absolutely spectacular job of it. So.. Bravo!!
The feeds went to fishies at 9:30am BBT, so we should see the whites of their eyes before too long. ☺ If this is your 1st time on BBDish today, and you'd like to see what you've already missed, here are the previous posts:
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9:50am - Good morning, Houseguests! It's only 9:50am, and live feeds perv cam 1 is already allll over Amber. Feast your eyes..
BB asks Amber and Hayden to lower all the blinds.. They comply.
Inside on Camera 3, Devin is telling Brittany how awful she looks...
Devin: Your eyes! You look like you're stoned.
Devin: You probably have gotten the least amount of sleep of anyone..
Brittany: I forced myself to go to sleep at like 2:30 last night.
Frankie: I made up a new rule. If they don't play Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus in the morning, I get to sing it all day long. I want like, Beauty and the Beat. I just want something Justin Bieber.
**these words have never escaped my lips.
Amber: How are you feeling?
Frankie: First time that I went to sleep and woke up naturally in this house.
Amber: It's July 2nd.
Hayden: Wow! It's almost July 4th.
Hayden and Frankie riff about the 4th of July using British accents.. and Hayden's special voice that he uses for poetry.. Then they move on. Amber sunbathes..
Frankie: 2 heterosexual men in one tub with no pants.. Can't wait for our real show called 2 heterosexual men in a tub with bubbles coming up their holes.
Brittany, Jocasta and Nicole are in the bathroom, getting ready for the day.
Donny joins the jacuzzi crew.
Donny: Man that feels good this early, don't it? (the breeze)
Donny grabs a wad of chew.. Amber and Brittany ask him to please stop. They don't want him to get mouth cancer.
Donny: This'll help me quit. When I'm out, I'm out. Maybe I could chew on a plastic lid.
Hayden: We don't have any gum, do we?
Donny: I doubt we could chew gum.
Talk around the jacuzzi turns to Hayden's poems last night..
Inside, Victoria's searching for something in the bathroom. Frankie comes in. Both are displeased with the DR for calling them in so early and not letting them get pretty first.
Victoria: They're going crazy this morning.
Frankie: Production? They have a deadline.
Frankie, Hayden, Amber, Nicole
Frankie: Real life still goes on.
Hayden: I'm not so sure about it. Who knows. Maybe time has stopped.
Frankie: I just had to go in the DR with no makeup on.
Hayden: It's ok, Frankie. You're beautiful all the time.
Frankie: She maimed me. I had a little blemish, and now I have a hole in my face. Now the entire world will see what was done to me, and they will understand.
Nicole: Frankie.. ooohh.
Frankie: What are you doing this morning?
Nicole: I really wanna get some sun, but I just showered and I don't wanna get all sweaty.
Frankie: We're gonna be locked in today.
Nicole: Maybe I'll go get my suit on..
Frankie and Hayden are making up a No Mic Girls song.. because the women of the house are constantly being reminded by BB to put their mics on. Nicole returns with her mic on, and Frankie gets her to tell him all about her family. When she mentions her brother, we get fishies, so perhaps he hasn't signed a release.
Feeds return to..
Brittany: One point for Brittany and her boobs!
Frankie: You do have great boobs.
Brittany: They're really not that great.
We have a new addition to the line up, and because it's Cody, I'll forgive the socks.
Cam 1 and 2
Cody: You think they're shuttin' it down at 3 because of the HoH challenge?
Frankie: Yes, sir. Yeah, it's definitely gonna be some elaborate kind of HoH if they're locking us up this early.
Cody: Yay!! I'm about to run. Wanna run with me?
Cody: Why not?
Frankie: Cuz my quads are so sore. I didn't stretch enough.
Frankie and Nicole continue chatting about home, family, etc. He's very in love with NYC and shares that with her too... Donny's dunking his feet in the pool. He and Cody are chatting football.
Victoria's checking out her tush, so we shall too..
Cam 3 flips to a lump in the fire room.. I'm pretty sure it's Christine under there. She's not feeling well. Then to Jocasta crossing the living room, greeting her children and husband..
Jocasta: Hi Connor, Dylan. Love you, Chris.
She's been bowtie-less for 2 days now.
Brittany, Nicole, Frankie
They're doing pretend Julie interviews. BB is not amused. Fishies.
Frankie: We can't pretend to be Julie Chen? Most of my life I've pretended to be Julie Chen.
Nicole: Is Zach-Attack sleepin?
Frankie: I don't know, but I'm gonna go crawl into bed and wake him.
Frankie and Victoria start talking about what is and isn't Kosher.. and why. Cody looks pretty.. I'll share.
Jocasta has joined the rest of the HGs outside. They're all giving her hell for putting a mountain of sugar on top of her grapefruit.
Jocasta: Don't judge me, America!
Brittany: Hi Dylan, Hi Connor! Have fun with that sugar at home. If mommy does it, you can too!
Jocasta: No, you can't!
Frankie, Victoria and Nicole return to menu planning.. and wondering how many days a week they're going to be locked in. And outfits for tomorrow..
Hayden's on the Hammock. Donny and Devin are chatting on the lawn..
Cody and Devin
Cody can not wait to get off slop. Hopefully tonight.
Devin: Sift out all the powder, so it's just oats, put chocolate protein powder on it, and just eat it like that.
Cody: I may have to do that later on.
He takes a sip of whatever red concoction he's got in there and makes it look delicious.. or.. is that just him?
Frankie: I have never seen the live feeds, so I know nothing.
**I missed the question that led to this response, but I support it 100%. Take advantage of the 2 day free trial, and start watching the real Big Brother on the feeds.
Inside on Camera 1 and 2, Lunch preparations have begun. Outside on camera 3 and 4, Victoria's telling Nicole how her mother changed all the kids names from Hebrew to more American sounding names.. from Yosef to Joseph, etc.. They're learning all about each other's families..
Brittany joins them..
Victoria: Do they fly our families out for the finale?
Nicole: They do, I think, if you're in the final 2.
This brings us to noon, and this concludes the Morning Update. Thank you for being a part of the dish! I'm sneaking out for a bike ride. Please mind the critters on the live feeds while I'm gone!! I'll be back with a new top post soon, and I'll alert via facebook and twitteras soon as it goes live.