The Overnight Report
Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sanity Sunday to you! I hope to see you all here tonight for the Sunday Show Viewing Party at 7:50pm eastern, barring any delays. Don't forget your feather boas. ;-)
If you were away from the feeds last night, you'll want to check out the PoV Spoiler and Aftermath before you begin reading this update. I would also recommend you give attention to Frankie's conversation with Donny from Saturday Afternoon starting at 2:22pm in the post, immediately following the Team America task planning session. It's just intuition at this point, but I believe that conversation may prove quite relevant.. In spite of everything that's been said post-PoV..
So... what's been said? Well... by popular demand, a backdoor Zach plan appears to be in effect for this week. Frankie appears to be 100% on board with it, going to brutally descriptive lengths to prove his loyalty to the plan. Further, he has promised to take Caleb off the block.
Frankie, Caleb, Derrick, Cody
Frankie: I just want it to be us.. Put the baby to sleep..
**the baby being Zach
Derrick: He's not gonna go to sleep. It's gonna be hell. Just be prepared. The minute you tell him, he's gonna pull Donny into a room..
Frankie: I will have a one on one with Donny and Make it ok.
Caleb tells the guys about the conversation he had with Donny earlier, and then Frankie confirms he had the same conversation..
They all promise to have Frankie's back next week when he cannot play. As soon as Frankie leaves the room, Derrick tells Cody how important it is they won the next HoH and as far as promises and loyalty - Derrick's only loyalty is to Cody.
Here's the thing. If Frankie's real intention is to backdoor Derrick this week, WE are the only people he can tell.. the feeders... so I'm on the lookout for that. Frankie can't or shouldn't tell Zach what the other guys want, and what he himself has agreed to, because Zach is way too volatile to keep it to himself, and he can't tell Donny tonight, because he's sleeping.
Is it possible, and even likely, that I'm on a cruise for 1 down the river denial? Absolutely. Even so, I'm on the lookout for any sign from Frankie, any little moment of camera talking..
Frankie and Cody
Frankie: Oh God..
Cody: How you feelin'? It looks like it's hittin' at you a little bit.
Frankie: I'll be fine. Gotta be done. I'm just nervous, obviously. I would rather him be let down like a wounded soldier.. That's what I'm hoping will happen.. We did everything we said we'd do, and you f*cked up so bad..
Cody: I know what he's gonna try to do.. He's gonna try to wreck you to me. And I'm gonna be like, I have nothing to say to you.. You're going home.
Meanwhile, Zach's making the rounds with the guys tonight, telling each of them what he thinks they need to hear from him..
Caleb: I wouldn't mind bein' in that final 2 with anyone but Frankie..
Zach: The 1st 3 jury members aren't voting for him..
Zach stays up there a while going on to Caleb about what a great loyal guy he is.
Zach and Cody
Zach: Victoria knows she's goin' home.. and then it's 6 on 1.
Cody: This guy has literally 9 lives.
Zach: I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls it off.
Cody: It's crazy.. He's not even that great at Vetoes..
Zach: He just pulls it out when he needs to..
Cody: How many has he played in?
Zach: By the way, we're goin' to Germany.
Cody: You're tellin' everybody they're goin'. F you, dude.
Zach describes how they'll plan it around Ultra.. Spring.. Talk turns to followers on social media. THen back to game.
Zach: Victoria's gonna be evicted..
Cody: And nothing's gonna change.
Victoria and Derrick
Victoria's in tears about her hair situation..
Victoria: Like really bad headaches.. My hair is not real.. And my scalp was like bleeding so bad before..
Derrick: Ok, so you're taking something for your hair..
Victoria: Because it fell out.. No one even knows that's close to me.. Only my best girlfriends. I'm taking medicine for it..
Derrick: Is it working?
Victoria: I don't know.. I'm not supposed to keep them in all the time, and I do.
Zach and Cody
Zach: Dude, as long as you, me or Derrick win, I'm happy..
Zach: And at this point, after this week, there is a 42% chance that's gonna happen.
Zach: 3 out of 7 % chance that one of us is gonna win 500,000 dollars.
Cody: If I win or you win, can you imagine the trip to Germany, what it would be like with 500k?
Zach: Honestly, I'm not gonna lie, dude, I want that guy to win. I want that guy to win.
**he's referring to Derrick, who just walked inside.
Cody: He's the man.
Zach: Dude, he deserves it, bro. I hate sayin' it, but it would change his life more than you and I..
Cody: So you would vote for him over me? Fahk! Yeah.. he's the man. I wouldn't even mind. You know..
Zach: He's already settled.. He's got a kid.. ya know?
Zach: Yeah, I would. I would vote for him over you.
Cody: That's f'd up.
Zach: Hey.. but that's more of an incentive to take me.. Hey! True right? You know what I'm sayin? You know, if it's that last HoH and you take him, you're losing a vote right there..
They have a laugh over it..
Talk turns to Victoria, and how she's already losing it over going up.. Cody adds that he's still pissed at her for being so happy to not have been an initial nom this week. I spy Derrick in the bedroom on Camera 1.. I thought he was talking to us, but it appears he's hunting for more items to steal for the Team America task..
And he scores! Zach's Florida Gators shirt. He stuffs it into his pants..
Camera 1 and 2
Zach, Frankie, Christine, Derrick, Cody, Victoria
There's been a whole lot of babysitting Frankie tonight to make sure he doesn't get a chance to be alone with Zach... and it continues. Caleb, who had decided not to sleep up in HoH because it's too hot, has now planted himself up there. Derrick is babysitting the pool match.
Zach: I call this "The Launcher."
BB: Zach, stop that!
Zach: Say what's up to the jacuzzi!
Zach: haha! Wanna play?
Frankie: Yeah.. 1 game, then I'm going to bed.
Christine: Yeah, I need to go to bed.
Frankie: I'll mirk you once.
Zach: Yeah, you mirk me.
Frankie: If I mirk you, then we need to hook up.
Frankie: OK, good.
Zach: I mean, we were going to regardless.
Frankie: Ok, good.
Zach: I'm at like, literally a 39% homosexuality. Once I get to 51, then I'm bi.
Christine: Yo, seriously, we joke that Tim's at 49%. He's not allowed to go any higher.
Zach: Yeah, I'm at like 37.
Derrick: Frankie, what percent homosexual are you?
Frankie: yeah, exactly. I freaked out over Kathy Griffin. That makes me the gayest person on the planet.
Christine: That's exactly what that means..
Frankie: Are there straight people that like her?
**me.. her song improv from back in her groundlings days (live) was insane.
Derrick: I like her.
Zach: (strikes a come hither pose)
Frankie: Does she have straight fans.
Zach: Do I have a nice butt?
Zach: I have no butt, do I?
***I was going to be polite about it, but no.. you have no butt.
Christine: You have a butt. It seems very tight.
Frankie: I mean, I had to win that.. just for the gays.
Zach: Frankie, remember that game when you couldn't make a shot to save your life?
Frankie: Yeah, I do.. Why? Is that happening again?
Zach: No.. If they call me to the DR, I'm gonna shit myself. (Frankie makes a nice shot) Work!!
4:27am Derrick says he's calling it a night. Victoria protests, and he says it's 3 o clock in the morning.. Christine tells him it's almost 4:30.
In addition to plotting Zach's execution, Derrick's been the shoulder to cry on tonight - For Christine because of Zingbot (he called her out for all the Cody stroking) and Victoria for her hair.. Hugs around the pool table too..
Victoria make a move to head inside as well.. but first..
Victoria: I just wanna take a knife and stab you in the heart.
Zach: God, you're mean. That's why I love you..
Victoria goes inside.
4:28am - Alone at last.. Skippy flips Zankie cam to 3 and gives 1 to Derrick in the bathroom.
Zach: Yeah, she wants it.
Frankie: I want it.
Zach: I know you want it. I kinda want it too..
Frankie: What do we do about it? I mean.. I think we should just..
Zach: Just try, right?
Frankie: Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?
**you go to the 7th level of karmic hell if you actually go thru with BackDooring him.
Frankie: I cannot get over today. Just epic f'in day.
Zach: How did you do so well in that? How did you do so good?
Frankie: I don't know.. It wasn't hard for me.
Zach: You were just like boom boom boom..
Frankie: Yeah. That was my wheelhouse, I guess.
Frankie: I'm very good at following blueprints and patterns.
Zach: You mind works fast.
Frankie: Yeah, that's part of it too. I was just happy..
Zach: And Kathy motivated you..
Frankie: And there was no pressure.. Although I beasted that BoB under pressure.
Frankie sinks the winning shot. Zach congratulates him..
Zach: He just beat me again.. Mom, Dad..
Frankie: I'm gay.
Zach: I'm.. almost gay.
They head inside. Frankie goes to brush his teeth.. Zach chats with Victoria about her wisdom teeth which are painful at the moment.. Frankie rejoins them.. Zach thinks he still has holes from when he had his removed.
They say no.
Frankie: Are you going to bed? Are you staying up all night? Do you wanna go kiss in the BeeHive?
Victoria and Zach
Victoria: Go have sex with Frankie. Just do it.
Zach: Because, I don't wanna put it in an ass, and I don't want it in my ass.
Victoria: But you're bi..
Zach: I mean, I make out with guys.
Victoria: America heard that.. Umm..
Zach: I'm not bi!
Zach: I'm not bisexual, dude.
Zach: Do you actually think I'm bisexual?
Victoria: ♫America, ♫Zachary is Bi..
Zach: I'm bisexual.. Hey all you guys out there. No, I'm kidding. I'm straight though. Are you?
Zach: You wouldn't date me?
Zach: What if you didn't know that I cheated on you..
Victoria: I'm brutal, man. If you ever did anything to hurt me? Your penis will be gone. In a split second.
Zach: How? You'd bite it off?
Victoria: No. I'd have people come and cut it off. You would never be able to feel pleasure again.
Zach: Oh my God..
Victoria: Don't mess with me, Zachary.
Talk turns to life after the show..
Zach: DO you think when I get out of here there will be girls who wanna date me?
Zach: They will, right, but only cuz I'm on Big Brother.
Zach: Not because I'm nice..
Victoria: You nice? What world are you living in?
Zach: I can be nice. Do you think it's gonna be hard for me..
Victoria: Zach, I'm gonna have to spy on you all the time.. It's gonna be so funny.. Cuz we obviously have a hate relationship on the show.. When we go to the beach other and people see us together..
Zach: They're gonna be like, WTF?
Zach: They're gonna be like, Why the F are you and Zach hangin' out? Don't you guys talk shit abou teach other all the time?
Zach: The only thing I care about is getting out of here and finding a girlfriend that likes me. That's all I care about.
Victoria: The only thing I care about is..
Zach: Starting a family..
Victoria: Yeah. No.. Finding..
Zach: True love.
This conversation between Zach and Victoria is ongoing and very cute.. til 5:25am.. with a little Cody 3 way for good measure. Then Victoria goes to sleep and our 2 insomniacs, Cody and Zach, are chatting is up in the kitchen about clubbing... then life on the outside and how much they've missed.
And this concludes the Overnight Report.