The Overnight Report™

Good Morning, Big Brother Fans!! Happy Monday! :)

Extra Java for everyone! :)

While I get crackin' on the Overnight Report™, I have something very exciting to share with the BB memorabilia collectors:

BB11 Laura Crosby's BB Bag!!!

Yayyyy!!

These bags are far and away the hottest items the HGs put up every year, and Laura's is now listed and ready for bidding.

Keep your eyes on this link - All Big Brother Auctions - for more cool auctions from the HGs. FYI, it's always available just below the header, under "Cool BB Stuff."

If all goes according to plan, the BB-U.S. Geological Society has Mt. Russelliscious scheduled to erupt immediately following the PoV Ceremony today. If you've got the feeds, spark em up now. If you don't, it's about time you did. Here's the free trial link.

Go make use of that, get caught up on everything you've missed all season via the flashback machine, and make sure you're all ready to go for this afternoon... and the surprises BB has in store for us this week and the rest of the season.

OK.. stepping off live feed soap box and getting to work on the overnight! See you back here with it by 8:30am BBT.

Midnight BBT

Dining Table

All HGs

Laughter returns to the BB11 house with a full house game of bullsh-t. Everyone's in a good mood. Jordan can't lie to save her life... and she keeps eating her (candy) poker chips.

Good Times with Bullsh-t continue until 12:35am, when they switch it up for Poker...

Jordan sits herself between Jeff & Natalie for Poker, so she can learn how to play. After 45 minutes, it seems Jordan's had enough learning for one night, and she tells the HGs around the table that she's headed up to the HoH for bed...

1:15am BBT

Jordan: Alright, I'm goin' to bed.
Jeff: I'll be up after I win this one.
Natalie: Jordan, you're his good luck charm! You can't go!
Jeff: I'll show you (my cards) in the camera...

Poker continues on until almost 1:30am...

Jeff wins the next couple hands, goes outside for a smoke, listens to some minor sniping from Natalie, who twists Russell's complaint that Kevin doesn't do dishes into Russell complaining that Jeff's not doing dishes...

At 1:30am BBT, everyone but Jordan is in the backyard on Cams 3 & 4. Smiles and laughter are still the order of the evening... Natalie & Kevin are playing pool. Russell and Michele are on the couch with Jeff.

BB gets cheeky and briefly flips Cams 1 & 2 to Jordan, in bed up in the HoH Room doing her booby squeeze thing...

1:35am BBT -

Cams 3 & 4 - Michele & Russell get ready to play some badminton. Jeff teases Michele about always managing to get hurt, no matter the activity, and asks Russell to come get him should she fall into the pool.

Kevin & Natalie are on 1 & 2, and all about pool.

1:38am BBT

Jeff finishes his smoke and heads on up to HoH, where Jordan continues her booby squeezing routine... (it's a post op requirement)...

Cams 1 & 2 follow Jeff...

CUT TO:
1:37am BBT
HoH Room
Jeff & Jordan
Jeff's on Cam 2

Jordan's on Camera 1

Jeff returns to the HoH.

Jordan: Everybody goin' to bed?

Jeff: No, they're outside playin' pool.

Jordan: Everybody? I know Natalie, today, she told me she tried to come up here and say somethin' to you... and then, they were like, we were only up there a minute, and then Russell came up and...

Jeff: A minute? It was not even 15 seconds.

Jordan: What happened?

Jeff: I was up here listening to music, and I was like, Hey, what's up guys, and they're all, we just wanted a chance to talk to you, then knock, knock, knock...

Jordan: And then Russell came in?

Jeff: Yeah

Jordan: And then what'd he do?

Jeff: He's like, what's up, you want me to leave, and I'm all no, go ahead, listen, and he listened to music, and they stayed for 10 more seconds, and Russell was here and I jumped in the shower, then I left.

Jordan: Did you talk to Michele?

Jeff: Yeah. Hang on. Lemme take a shower.

Jeff gets ready to hop in the shower.

Camera 2 follows Jeff as he gets undressed. Camera one stays on Jordan. Jordan resumes the booby squeeze for a moment, watching Jeff in the bathroom.

Jordan: Hey...

Jeff: Hmm...

Jordan: It looks funny, 'cause what I can see from the table (with the table obstructing my view of you) is like your body here (chest), and from there down, I can see just your legs, so it looks like you're naked when you walk.. Everything's blocked from the table, so it looks like... (giggle) It looks like you're naked.

Jeff flashes her some cheek...

Jeff brushes his teeth... Jordan continues talking from the HoH Bed.

Jordan: So you drank that whole bottle of wine?

Jeff: Mm hmm

Jordan: You did?!

Jeff: Mm hmm

Jeff hops in the shower.

1:40am BBT

In the backyard, Badminton and Pool continue...

CUT TO:

1:48am BBT

HoH

Jeff & Jordan

Cams 3 & 4

Jeff's fresh from the shower. He comes to lay down in bed and lets out a big sigh... Jordan and he lay in bed...

Jordan: Feel better?

Jeff: Yeah... Relaxi Taxi..

Jeff gets up to turn on the spy screen and turn off the lights, then back into bed...

Jordan: You smell good.

Jeff: Yeah?

Jordan: You smell very good... Is that a hint? I want my arm rubbed?

Jeff: No... you don't have to... Rub this.

Jeff places his hand on her thigh and jedi training begins...

Jordan: Umm.. in the recycling room, there's 38 brown bottles, there's...

Jeff: Whaddayou mean? Plastic and glass?

Jordan: Ya know, just...

Jeff: The ones laying down flat?

Jordan: Yeah, the ones laying down flat. There's 38 brown ones. There's 38 white, the clear ones, and there's 26 green ones.

Jeff: Yeah... ok, so lemme add those up... so 40, 40, 80, so 76, plus 26?

Jordan: Uh, yes.

Jeff: 103.

Jordan: 103?

Jeff: That's what I got. Nice.

Jordan: That's the same thing you got?

Jeff: Yeah.

Jordan: Oh, ok. I didn't know you counted those.

Jeff: Yeah... remember I said the bottles, 103.

Jordan: Ohh... I didn't think you counted those. I did count the gold ones...

Jeff: Oh, nono, wait. 96.. wait. 38, 38?

Jordan: It was 38, 38 and 26.

Jeff: Ok, I'm one off. 102.. I got 103.

The camera goes in tight to reveal they're holding hands throughout this...

Jordan: I counted em over.

Jeff: We'll go 102 then. That's good.

Jordan: And um... Let's see... I counted the gold cans... 127...

Jeff: And you counted the ones in the cylinder?

Jordan: I counted the silver ones and I got off track...

Jeff: Yeah, those are hard. We'll do those together. Like, you take one section, I'll take one section, then we'll add em.

Jordan: And then I kept gettin, like, confused... Now the cylinders n stuff, do you figure it'll be big ones and small ones?

Jeff: No, I htink it'll be "How many cylinders?" I don't think you could say how many 21 inch cylinders there are.

Jordan: Yeah. OK.. Well, I figured those, since I was counting them, and I would lose track...

Jeff: Yeah..

Jordan: 'Cause Russell n them, and I didn't want someone openin' the door and seein'...

Jeff: Yeah... We'll do those together though.

Jordan: So I was thinkin' I'll take like the left side of the wall, and you can take the right side, and we'll count em.

Jeff: With the silver cans too.. 'Cause I was losin' track too, and I just started guessin'.

Jordan: Right. So we'll do that tonight, or we can do that tomorrow... or Tuesday or Wednesday.

Jeff: Yeah, we'll do that. We'll just count random sh-t. Oh, by the way, the people on the memory wall... 7 people have teeth, 6 people don't. 5 girls show their teeth, and me 'n Jessie, that's it.

They go into detail about who is and who isn't showing teeth...

Jordan: I think I'll be good at that one, 'cause I stare at the wall.
Jeff: OK, everyone but Lydia shows their teeth... Everyone but Lydia, of the girls.

More teeth talk.

Jeff: Those are just random f'in things that I look at.
Jordan: Ya know when I was layin' on the hammock? There's 10 windwmills... Umm.. 137 gold cans, 38 brown cans, 38 clear cans, 26 green cans. Total of 102. You said 103. We'll check that. Now remember they did ask Dan about the pillows last season. How many pillows were in such n such room. There's 25 or 27 in the green room. I think it's 25. In the red room, I counted 24 pillows, but I don't know if I miscounted any... I was goin' it quick, but I think I got every pillow. Umm... The light bulbs, remember in there, there's 24 on the bottom, I'm almost positive 24 on the right hand side, and on the left.. I'm almost positive it's all 24.

Jedi training continues and includes the number of drawers, flowers, etc... Both Jeff & Jordan are taking the preparations very seriously. They know where everything in the house is, how many of everything, 2 buddas, 2 indians... Jeff's not clear yet on how many candles and vases...

Jeff: After what competition did they make that table little?

Jordan: Day 42... Chima was still here.

Jeff: It was the day after Jessie left.

Jordan: So 43rd, no 41st.
Jeff: You did good Jordo. I'm proud of you.
Jordan: I'm tryin' to show you that I'm serious and not goofing off!
Jeff: We're gonna make out as soon as I take these things out. (**teeth whiteners)

Jordan smiles, giggles and reaches out to connect more with Jeff... They continue a bit more on the Jedi Training... talking about what they still need to do.

Jeff: If there's a question about that first room, I'm so screwed.

Jordan: Me too... I never went in there.

1:59am BBT

Jordan: What'd Michele say to you?

Jeff: She was like, are we gonna talk? And she was bein' all quiet..

Go to 2am BBT- Cam 3 - on Flashback for the continuation of this conversation.

Jeff: Bein all quiet, and uh... I'm like whadda you think's best case scenario. She's like, whadda you think, blah blah blah... I'm like, I dunno, Michele, Whadda you think? What's best case scenario? What's a perfect world for you? She's like, well... "Russell going home? So people are here that I know I can beat." I'm like, yeah?? Then I'm like, let's say I send one of them home... who goes up, if say Kevin goes home? And then Russell walked out. But she said she wanted Russell gone.

Jordan: Think she's just goin with the flow, 'cause she...

Jeff: Yeah.. 'Cause she's figurin' it out?

Jordan: MM hmm.

Jeff: Yeah, well that's good. I'm glad she's goin' with the flow... Oh, and she goes, us in final 3?? I'm like, yeah! And I go.. what else did I say? I go, Yeah, cause that's the original plan, and I go, I don't really like you and Russell because I never got to the bottom of everything when you guys were talking.

Jordan: And what'd she say?

Jeff: She's like, yeah.. And I didn't say yes or no if Russell's goin' home...

All the while, Jeff's got his hand wedged between or on Jordan's upper thighs and she's stroking up and down his arm.

Jordan: Yeah, I think it's good.. even though they're all out there hanging out, even if they did talk, we haven't made promises to... like we haven't really said anything to anyone..

Jeff: No, I told Kevin and Natalie, they were like, "so, should we worry".. I'm like, well, I made like a joke, something about "yeah, you wanna go home?" Just as a joke, and they asked, "does that mean we're safe," and I said I'm not saying anything. Natalie says, "so stay positive?" I'm like, "always," and I walked out. So, they don't know anything... I go, "Is the deal still on," and they're all "yeah.."

2:05am BBT cont'd...

Jordan: Good, cuz everybody's gonna walk in there and not know nothin'. Who are you gonna save? Kevin or Natalie?

Jeff: I don't know. Who should I?

Jordan switches from stroking Jeff's arm to caressing his chest.

Jordan: At 1st I said Natalie, just because she's been up so much, but you said you wanna save Kevin, so save Kevin.

Jeff: Just because...

Jordan: 'Cause he might beat her, and then that might show...

Jeff: Yeah...

Jordan: Yeah. Save him. And then tell Natalie that it had nothin to do with favorites...

Jeff: Or, I should just tell them both right before the Ceremony.. Be like, listen, I'm gonna save one of you, you guys just duke it out and pick one... Both of you are safe...

Jordan: Right.

Jeff: Maybe I'm gonna say that, so it doesn't look like I'm picking someone...

Jordan pats his tummy and says...

Jordan: You're makin' the right decision... I think... for yourself.

Jeff: For you too!

Jordan: Yeah, I know... but I'm sayin it's best for you, because even though I'd be up on the block with you.

Jeff: You're not going up.

Jordan: I'm saying, if Russell was here next week.

Jeff: Oh yeah... I'm gonna take out the two biggest players in the game.
Jordan: That's awesome!
Jeff: I hope it pays off.
Jordan: It will!

***Jeff, Jordan... There's a difference between taking out the largest players and the biggest players. Yes, removing Jessie from the game was a HUGE turning point, and getting Russell out could be very good for you in the long run, but y'all better say those prayers, because if Natalie or Kevin win HoH, you're both in for a very rude awakening. Big players come in small packages.

***Good Morning, everyone in the comment section! :) I'll be in there soon to say a proper hello!

HoH
Jeff & Jordan
cont'd.

Jordan: I'm sure when Russell cools off in the jury house, he'll vote for you.
Jeff: Let's just get there first... We'll worry about votes when we get there. There's still a long way to go.... I just wish I could peek into the future for 1 second! Am I gonna make it?! You know?
Jordan: Yeah... I think next week, Kevin needs to go.
Jeff: It'd be good if Michele wins next week and takes out Kevin. Then Michele can't play the next HoH, and me, you and Natalie flip and get Michele out. Natalie would be all over it. That's a perfect world. Who knows what will happen.

A little light Russell and Michele bashing begins... then mellows.

Jeff: For as small as this house is, we can't get two words in!
Jordan: Yeah... She said that Russell was getting on her nerves. He hasn't slept in five days.
Jeff: He told me that too, and I as like, dude, if there's anything you want to ask me, and he said no, I already know.
Jordan: Michele was saying that she just had to be nice to him, but she doesn't want to.
Jeff: It's good she came around without us asking her too.
Jordan: Yeah... an' I told her that it was coming from me, not you, and that I think Russell should be the one going home.
Jeff: What'd she say? Nothing?
Jordan: Not too much, but I think she gets the picture that he's going, so now she's buckling down. An' I told her, if there's something you need to say, then tell us. She was like no, we might need a team meeting...

CUT TO:
2:13am BBT
Elsewhere in the house...

• Russell's washing his face in the downstairs bathroom. Then he goes outside to join Michele on the backyard couch... Talk is about paranoia in the house, and how they think they're ok.. paranoid, but ok.
• Kevin & Natalie are in the Haves Room getting ready for bed, and planning ways to get Russell to blow up, such as turning the lights on and stealing blankets.

20 minutes later, around 2:36am BBT, Skippy flips the feeds again, and Michele and Russell have joined Kevin and Natalie in the Haves Room, and they're all chatting away happily about everything under the sun on Cams 3 & 4...

Jeff and Jordan are on Feeds 1 & 2 now, talking about all of the lies they've caught Russell in and unconciously reassuring themselves that they're making the right decision...

The Haves Room finally breaks up at 3:50am BBT... Michele and Russell head outside to the laundry machines for a quick tete-a-tete...

Russell: We need to stick to them like glue tomorrow. That way they won't have the chance to go up there before the meeting. That'll work, right?
Michele: That will work!
Russell: Gimme some credit. I'm not a complete meathead!
Michele: I know you're not!

This completes the Overnight Report™ !

It's 7:58am BBT, and the feeds have just gone to the Control Room BRB Screen. Early Wakeup!! I'll start a morning post shortly.

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