The HGs Know & HoH Pics

3:10pm BBT

Kitchen

Michele, Natalie & Jordan

Natalie's just finished blogging and begun taking HoH pictures. The HGs now know that the live eviction is tomorrow.

Natalie's snapping a few pictures here and there... not too many though.

3:16pm BBT

Michele steps away.

Natalie whispers to Jordan

Natalie: Unless he betrays me, you're safe. That would be a big betrayal. He would lose my vote.

Jordan: Geez, it's tomorrow.

Natalie: Expect the worst for tomorrow. Lots of water.
Jordan: Oh, I know! I wanna know by tonight (if I'm safe).
Natalie: If I win tomorrow, his ass is grass. Will you take a picture of me with the veto on?

***The one you've never won?

Kevin comes out of the DR. Michele gets called back in. Kevin joins Jordan & Natalie in the Kitchen area.

Jordan: Can you believe it's tomorrow?!

Kevin: Oh, I know. Michele said they told her. Yup. Live show tomorrow.

Natalie: I put you in my blog.

Kevin: What'd you say?

Natalie: I said, if Kevin stabs me in the back tomorrow...

Kevin: Oh, so you knew it was tomorrow.

Natalie: I said this week. But that was the last thing we talked about.

Jordan: Kevin, do you wanna tlak to us tonight? I was gonna wait til Wednesday to talk to you, but now...

Natalie: If you want my room right now while Michele's in the DR...

Kevin: I forgot what I wanna say now.

Natalie tells them what she wrote in her HoH blog, "all good except for Michele. Talked about the week, broke it down, and to my future hubby... I gave him a couple shout outs.

Natalie: I said, this is a game, and there has to be lying, but Michele has crossed the line. She has to go. She doesn't deserve to be here anymore.. And then I went into the Chima thing.

Which, of course, naturally progresses into fake smile HoH pics...

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3:32pm BBT

Kevin, Jordan & Natalie

Talk turns to goodbye messages. They're in the process of doing them. Then on to how Michele thought about using the Veto on Jeff that week and the DR talked her out of it...

Kevin: Tomorrow's gonna be some grueling ass bullsh-t.

BB: Natalie, please come to the DR.

Natalie: Take more pictures, cuz I gotta take it back in 15 minutes.

Natalie goes to the DR. Michele comes to the kitchen and has a look through the pictures and offers to take some of Jordan and Kevin... Then Kevin requests one of him with Michele...

Jordan tells Michele how good she looks...

3:41pm BBT

Natalie's out of the DR... They begin rehashing BB10 to see how it compares to this season. They say Kessha had a couple days to think about it and realize they were getting rid of her...

Then some group shots of the final four....

Kevin suggest they do some strangling ones - that these are too lovey dovey, and Natalie poo poos the idea, saying there's no more fighting at this point.

Natalie suggests they all jump on the beds. Kevin says they should use the Splish Splash room...

3:58pm BBT

Pool Room

All

More discussion about the upcoming Final 3 HoH Comp. Natalie thinks BB will give them the day off on Wednesday after the Endurance Comp, and that the Thursday show wint be live, and the next live show won't be til Sunday...

***The correct information is as follows:

1. Live Eviction Show Tuesday, which leads into Endurance Comp on the Live Feeds.
2. Wednesday: Part 2 of the Final 3 HoH.
3. Thursday: Live Show & Part 3 of Final 3 HoH. Then, the Final Eviction.
4. Friday or Saturday night, Jury Inquisition of Final 2.

4:05pm BBT

HoH pics finish, Natalie and Kevin get a moment together, and she checks in with him, asking if everything is still according to plan. He says yes. Then he suggests she resurrect the water suit that Lydia made her... Production wouldn't let her use it, because of sound issues - too much crinkling... She doesn't think production will allow it this time either.

Natalie: What about wearing a hat? Do you think that's a good idea? I'm gonna ask Jordan if I can use the hat Jeff left.

Kevin: I'm just gonna go out there with a bunch of layers and strip down to whatever..

Natalie: You don't want a lot of layers though.. It absorbs too much water. Russell even took his shirt off. We know tomorrow there'll be water.. It's guaranteed. Guaranteed. I wanna wear one of your hoodies, so then I can just take it off real quick.

Kevin: I'm gonna make them wait til tomorrow morning, cuz the whole point is to f-ck with their sleep.

Natalie: She's gonna ask you, cause she wants to know what to wear, so tell her you'll tell her 1st thing in the morning.

Kevin: So she's never confirmed a final 2 to you?

Natalie: I've said it all the time to her, but she's never confirmed it to me. I've always said I'd take her, but she's never said she'd take me.

Kevin: I just wanna tell you. Nothing is changing. B-tch could offer me a million dollars... I'm still not changing it.

Natalie rewards Kevin by telling him her HoH blog details...

Kevin: This will only work for final 2, if you make Michele feel like this was your decision. Otherwise, I have no chance in hell.

Natalie: I'm going to!

She continues with telling him about her blog, about Michele, "She got Chima expelled."

Natalie: A lot of you may think I can't beat Kevin in the end, but I'm gonna ride it out to the end as a lonesome ranger with Kevin, and may the best person win... and in my goodbye message to Michele, I'm gonna say that...

***Enough?

4:16pm BBT

BB: Natalie, please come to the Diary Room.

4:30pm BBT

Michele and Jordan are packing... Jordan's trying on different outfits to wear on the live show...

4:36pm BBT

Natalie: So you need to leave out an endurance outfit and a nice outfit.

Jordan: What if I don't have enough time to change, if I stay?

Natalie: I woulda told you a long time ago. I woulda told you the second I won veto. That's just how I am.

Michele returns to the room.

Jordan: Has he let you know, Michele, if you're staying or going?

Michele: He hasn't told me anything.

Jordan: Me neither. I'm gonna have to ask him later tonight. Are you gonna be able to fit everything in your suitcase?

Michele: I think so. When I came in, it was half empty.

Jordan is shocked at the prospect...

Jordan: Oh my God. Final 2? That would be the best thing ever. I wouldn't care if I won or not, cuz 50,000 is a lot. Either way, you know you're gonna get money. It would suck to be the 3rd one out, cuz then you're so close, and nothing.

5:10pm BBT

Still packing... Incidentally, Kevin's packing too. It's part of protocol, since he hasn't actually taken himself off the block yet.

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Monday Brunch

10:48am BBT

BB: Good morning, house guests. It's time to get up for the day.

Wakey, Wakey House guests! It's time to get up and entertain the live feed viewers! How long will it take you to figure out there's no PoV Ceremony today?? Will you put the pieces together and make the jump to include the fact that F3 HoH pretty much always starts on a Tuesday, not a Thursday?

***Cockroaches and Waterfalls Endurance. Cockroaches and waterfalls endurance...

11:12am BBT

Haves Room

Natalie & Kevin

Natalie: It's 11 o clock... What time are we normally up?

Kevin: Why's there a 2 day lockdown? I'm confused. I dunno.

Natalie: Today's Monday. We're locked down all of today and all of tomorrow.

Kevin: Big Brother, why are you f'ing with our minds the last couple of days. There has to be..

Natalie: A Ceremony?

Kevin: mm hmm.. They wouldn't start the 3 phase final without evicting somebody...

Natalie refers back to season 8...

Kevin: That means Tuesday might be the live show.

Natalie: What? No.

Kevin: TOmorrow is the eviction day.

Natalie: No, it's not.

Kevin: Why not?

Natalie:

Kevin gets it...

Kevin: If tomorrow's the eviction day, then starts the endurance, then part 2 and part 3, then Thursday is the final eviction...

Natalie's not ready to believe it, but Kevin's nailed it.

Natalie: No, because then what're we gonna do for 5 days by ourselves? I'm trying to figure out if I should get ready for a veto ceremony now.

Kevin: Just assume so. Why not.

Natalie: If we were gonna have a live show tomorrow, I think they'd let us know, Kevin. All evictions are live.

Kevin: Could be like Chima.

Natalie: All evictions are live. That would be awesome if it was, though.

11:12-11:20am - Jordan's sitting outside eating a bagel...

11:20am BBT

Michele joins Kevin and Natalie in the Haves Room... Discussion continues about the late sleep in, lack of DR sessions about the Veto Ceremony, and the 2 day lock down. Natalie refers back to BB8 again, her reference for the f4 to f3 scenario, where Jameka got the boot.

Kevin: Or it could be something awesome, like a luxury competition.

Natalie: A day before a live show? no.

Kevin: Stop hating.

11:26am BBT

Around the house...

• Natalie heads up to HoH to shower and put some sweats on, since she doesn't have to get dressed for the Veto Ceremony... 2 minutes later, she's back downstairs. So much for that.
• Michele's on Cam 1 folding towels... then heads inside with a big stack. She's almost as shocked as I am when Natalie opens the sliding glass door to let her in.
• Kevin's just gone back inside.
• Jordan's in the kitchen on 3... or she was.

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11:29am BBT

Natalie goes back up to the HoH Room.

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11:30am
Bathroom

Michele and Jordan are doing their morning routines. Jordan's still in Jeff's NY shirt that she wore to bed. Kevin's having a shower.

Michele's getting made up for the day. Mascara for the eyelashes and all.

11:32am BBT

Jordan goes up to the HoH Bathroom to talk about what's going on with Natalie while she showers.

As I come in, they're talking about the Veto Ceremony... Natalie asks Jordan to talk louder, and Jordan says she'll talk to her when she's done showering.

Jordan heads outside, and begins a new nervous habit we haven't seen yet... hitting her thumb nail against her teeth...

11:39am BBT - In the bathroom, the swan is toying with new hair looks for the day...

All the while, Kevin's still showering... I'm hainging here to see if they exchange any words.

11:44am - Still waiting... I give.. Going to check on Jordan out back, enjoying the fresh air before the coming lockdown.

11:50am -

• Kev's still showering in silence.
• Michele's in the kitchen preparing food.
• Jordan's outside.
• Natalie's up in HoH

11:54am BBT

Kitchen

Michele, Jordan comes inside.

Jordan: I don't think we're having a veto ceremony, cuz normally we'd be doing it now.

Michele: I think one of us needs to go and ask in the DR.

Jordan begins speculating as to the lockdown...

11:57am BBT

BB: House guests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.

And.. they're in! Cue the construction noises!!!

11:59am BBT

Michele grabs her purple hoodie then returns to the kitchen counter with her sandwich, passing Natalie who's just come down from the HoH room.

Natalie joins Jordan in the pool room, tells her she thinks the live show/eviction is tomorrow, and that her not being able to play veto was for a reason...

Natalie goes out to grab a dining table chair and brings it into the bathroom. Kevin's shaving, and Jordan's about to do something to her hair... more flat ironing...

Meanwhile, Michele's at the kitchen counter, eating her sandwich and thinking about what she can do to stick around.

12:05pm BBT

Kitchen

Michele

Kevin enters momentarily, then wanders back to the bathroom. Tease. Then back..

12:10pm BBT

Bathroom

Jordan & Natalie

Chatter about the lockdown.... Natalie's still not willing to believe the Eviction and Endurance are tomorrow...

12:14pm BBT

Kitchen

Kevin, Natalie

Kevin: I already hear construction. It can't be that quick.

***Sure it can, Kev. Final 3 Endurance comp. They're building a modern day torture device for you and Natalie.

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12:20pm BBT

Pool Room

Michele and Jordan

Cams 1 & 2

Light chatter about Michele's night terrors last night... then more sleep for both of them...

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12:24pm BBT

Kitchen Counter

Natalie & Kevin

Cams 3 & 4

Natalie: What could take 2 full days? At noon.

Kevin: They're definitely bulding something... It could be something for practice.. for Thursday.

Natalie: There's no more of that. It could be that they're setting up and taking down, so they know how long it's gonna take.

Kevin: mm mm (no)

Speculation and eating continues... Then they move on to chatter about them being the final 2, and how they'll never see their pictures greyed out.

Natalie: I'm probably gonna sleep.

Kevin: We have no diary and no talk about the upcoming veto ceremony. Why, Big Brother, why? Hey, they can f-ck with my mind as long as we get some kind of luxury thing.

Natalie: Let's go enjoy the HoH Room, cuz we may never see it again, soon enough.

They both head up to the HoH Room and climb into bed, both getting under the covers...

Kevin: I figured out what I'm gonna say for my speechie...

Natalie: What're you gonna say?

Kevin: 1st congrats all of us for making final 4. Only 3 of us will make final 3. Last week I made a very difficult decision to get out a good and strong player... This decision isn't difficult.

Natalie: But that wasn't a difficult decision. Do you think they're gonna believe that?

Kevin: I'm not talking to you.

Natalie: When I was in the shower, Jordan came up, sat on the bathtub, and was like, Hey! That was weird. I didn't even know she was in there til she said Hey.

Kevin: I think she's starting to freak out.

Natalie: I think so too.

Kevin: What if they do some retarded flip the sh-t thing?

Natalie: This late in the game? They can't do that.

Kevin: They can if they hate us. They can do whatever they want.

Natalie: There's no conspiracy.

Kevin: A brown person's gonna win. Oh my God, has a black person ever?

Natalie: Nope.

They take pleasure in knowing that a half black person will win this season, and Natalie gives Chima a shout out.

Kevin starts running through the seasons, winner by winner. He thinks Dr Will won season 4... Natalie's knowledge starts at season 8. Natalie's bored. Back to her.

Natalie: So, for my wedding, should I wear my hair down or up?

Kevin: I don't know. Are you gonna wear a tiara?

Natalie poo poos the idea of a veil...

Kevin: You have such long, beautiful hair..

Natalie: I know, but it's a wedding.

Kevin compliments her body, and she agrees on that as well... He calls her out on it, and she says she's worked very hard for it, and she's entitled to be happy with it.

Natalie: I used to work out like Russell. 6 days a week. I have worked for it.

Talk turn to tv. They wish the HoH Spy Screen was a tv. Kevin says there's nothing on at 1pm. Natalie recites the early afternoon tv schedule by heart.

12:49pm BBT -

HoH: Wedding chatter continues for a few more minutes, then it's naptime.

Pool Room: Zzzzz

1:30pm BBT

Still snoozing... Time to go peeking around the flashbacks for your favorites! :) Check these out: Favorite Flashback Finds! Make sure to read the comments in that post, too! There's are tons more there!

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Thoughts While they Sleep

It's 10:22am BBT, as I start this post, and 10:42am as I finish it, and BB still hasn't woken the remaining 4 HGs! When they do get up, I'll start updating in a new post

***10:48am BBT - Wakey Wakey!!

Either way, today's our last full day with either Michele or Jordan, pending Kevin's decision.

Tomorrow's tv show will have the Veto Comp, then a Live Veto Ceremony, during which Kevin will take himself off the block and replace himself with Jordan. Natalie will try to muscle in and make a speech, and Julie will very likely cut her off at the knees, because it's Kevin's PoV Ceremony, it's live, and there's no time for her. Kevin will then be the sole vote to evict whomever he chooses: Michele or Jordan.

Then they'll launch right into the first leg of the Final 3 HoH Comp: Endurance!

Kevin certainly seems to be leaning heavily toward the Michele eviction, if we judge from his conversations with Natalie, but in the DR sessions AGP chose to show us during the Sunday show, he's also very well aware of how many times Natalie has let him down in this game, and of how much she lies to everyone, himself included.

We shall see!!

What are the pros and cons? In Kevin's mind, taking Jordan to the final 3 means an easy win on the comps... but he seems to be doubting Natalie will actually take him to final 2. What Kevin hasn't revealed yet is whether he appreciates what an asset it would be to him, if he took Michele to the final 3, since she would hands down vote to evict Natalie, she's more than proven herself capable of winning comps and, in his mind, with the way the whole house has professed to hate Michele, she's truly the only person he might be able to win the 500k against...

If he goes with Natalie to the final 2, he's playing for 50k.

Unless his intent is to kick Natalie to the curb, should he win, as I expect it's her intent to do to him, as well...

The question is: does he want to play these last 2-3 comps with a strong ally to evict Natalie, or doesn't he?

***10:35am BBT - Jordan's up and using the bathroom. She passes back through the house, sees it's a beautiful day outside, and crawls back into bed in the still dark Pool Room.

Anyhow, last night's Pandora's Box was a collosal failure... It seemed a rather blatant attempt to engender sympathy and interest in Natalie, and the tv only audience wasn't impressed. Her lack of warmth with her now fiance left people feeling more estranged from her than ever.

My 2 cents...

I'll let you know when they get up. :)

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The Overnight Report™

Good Morning, BB Lovers! Happy Labor Day! I hope you've had a wonderful long weekend so far!!

Today's the day the HGs figure out that all will not be going to the schedule they've become accustomed to this season. They're expecting the PoV Ceremony to happen today, and it's not gonna! It'll be happening live on Tuesday night - Right before the eviction and then straight into the Waterfalls and Cockroaches Final 3 Endurance Comp they go.

***No, I don't have confirmation on Waterfalls and Cockroaches. I'm just putting that out there into the universe... Who knows? Mike O. could be a reader! :)

Natalie was even rehearsing her speech for the PoV Ceremony last night, and she's planning to take full credit for Michele's eviction, although the HoH actually has no power this week at all.

Anyhow, I just went to check out the eBay Daily Deals, and there are some really good ones today! My fave: 7 pairs of 8-9mm pearl earrings for 19.95! Talk about a sweet deal! That's the direct link for the earrings, so even when they change the daily deals for the day, you'll still have access to those.

***Just checked back, and as of 8am BBT, they've changed the daily deals to include cool new stuff. Check the link for a sweet deal on Wii Sports Resort.

Checking in on the Big Brother Related Auctions, there are quite a few new ones up for grabs, including hats signed by BB8 Nick, a really cool new limited edition signed shirt from Renny, and more BB11 items from Ronnie. The HGs are always adding new stuff there, so it's a good idea to keep an eye on this link for your favorites to pop up.

Over in the BB Wrap Party in Vegas area - In addition to the package with Casey, more have been added with Diane, Nakomis and Ronnie.

OK.. On to the Overnight Reporting I go... See ya back here with it completed by around 8am BBT!

Try as I might throughout the 12am hour, there's just nothing worth repeating... The hour starts with Michele pulling a Jordan in the jacuzzi - bra and panties as a bathing suit. Jordan goes inside to hang on one of the beds in the Haves Room, while Kevin and Natalie play cards... Occassional chatter... then Michele's outside working out.

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1:04am BBT

Haves Room

Kevin & Natalie

Cam 1

Playing cards... Natalie pitches to Kevin that she thinks she won't have Jessie's vote, due to her engagement.

Natalie: I'm actually really worried right now that you have more votes than me in the jury house.

Kevin: You need to calm down with that.

Natalie: You know (inaudible). I don't feel like it's an even field right now.

Kevin: You're trying to make me feel better by saying that, when you know darn well Jessie...

Natalie: No, No, you know it too, Kevin.

***Kevin, you may want to take this for the neon sign it likely is: She will dump you and not take you to final 2, given the option, and this will be her justification.

Kevin: No, I don't. I know that you have... No, I don't.

Natalie: It's the truth. (inaudible something about Jessie)

Kevin: That means that the entire game you've been lying to all of us, saying it's a brother-sister relationship. Wouldn't a brother be happy that you're getting engaged? If it wasn't brother-sister, then it was boyfriend-girlfriend. Then he would be pissed off about you getting engaged. Brother-Sister, then...

Natalie: Well, that's just the way that I would analyze it to Lydia, but it was...

Kevin: Was it brother sister?

Natalie: I never felt like that, no.

Kevin: It was boy likes girl.

Natalie: It was boy likes girl, yeah.

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1:09am BBT

Kevin & Natalie, cont'd.

Natalie lies, telling him how she anguished over the decision to leave him high and dry again in another comp...

Kevin: It was so annoying... I was annoyed, not only because they were annoying to us, but because I couldn't figure it out.

Natalie: They were nasty.

Kevin: I know. All that was just to f-ck with us.

Natalie: So it looks like the last Pandora's Box was more beneficial to the house...

Kevin: No, the 1st one was.

Natalie: That's what I'm saying. And this one was more beneficial to me, however, you got $600 last time and didn't have any penalties. I got to spend time with my loved one, but I didn't get to play the Veto.

Kevin: You didn't need to though, because you were safe anyways.

Natalie: Correct... but it's not about me being safe, it's about...

Kevin: Yeah, but...

Natalie: Cuz that was what I had to go through... Cuz right away, when.. Before I made my decision, I had to say the scenarios. Like, well, I don't wanna open it because, even though I'm safe, I'm not just playing for myself in this game. I have an ally. I have Kevin, and I'm playing for him too.

Kevin: Right. That's why I...

Natalie: Cuz, like, I even had to say, like, why would it not be good... and then I had to say why it would be good... because it would give me strength and motivation to get through the next competition, you know.

Kevin: mm hmm

Natalie: I had to do all that... (back to cards for a couple minutes, then) They knew I wasn't gonna say no, and they knew he was gonna propose.

Kevin: mm hmm. It was so scary though, cuz me n Michele were sleeping, and all of a sudden, you see this big dude hoovering (sic) over us? Mama? I was like, omg omg omg omg. I kept saying, don't touch me, don't touch me. And you could tell, they're not allowed to touch you. Or they're not allowed to trap you in a corner, cuz I was like, I'm trapped! I'm trapped! And they had to let me like...

Talk turns to the final 3 HoH Comps... They're quite sure they can beat Jordan in any and everything.

Natalie: It'll probably be like some puzzle... Dude, I think you and I can beat her in anything. I mean anything!

Kevin: mm hmm

They do a little bit of Michele bashing - the HG sport of the season. Then Natalie launches back into practicing her speech for the PoV Ceremony... the one she wont get to deliver, because it'll be live, she's not the PoV holder, they'll be pressed for time, and Julie will likely cut her off.

This continues til Michele comes in, having finished her work out, to grab a change of clothes and then leaves the room. FYI, Jordan's sleeping in the Pool Room.

A couple minutes later, Kevin asks Natalie which comps she actually tried to win. The only 2 she fesses up to throwing are the Graduation Day (endurance) and the S'mores (also endurance). See that flashing neon sign, Kevin? It's for you!

Time moves on, and they lie to each other, saying that each was always a part of the other's ideal original final 4...

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2:04am BBT

Haves Room

Kevin & Natalie

Cam 1

Kevin: Dude, I've made it through this whole game without ever having to pack my bags.

Natalie: I know, bastard.

Kevin doubles up his mattresses... Chatter for a few minutes, then back to the Veto Ceremony speeches... Both of their speeches are directed more towards the current jury members than anything else. Natalie is trying to discourage Kevin from saying anything that might help him in the game.

Kevin: I need to figure out what I can say, too. I wanna make mine short 'n sweet, but to the point? Cuz it is an opportunity that you can't pass up.

Natalie: Yeah, but you can't address something directly to somebody without having a, you know..

Kevin: mm hmm. No, I was thinking like..

Natalie: They'll even cut that sh-t out. If it's not for anything, that'll get cut out.

***omg! lol. Pot, meet kettle.

Kevin: No, I need to set up something? So...

Natalie: You could set up like last week.

Kevin: O just need a little tme to (?). Not for Jeff, but for the rest of the house, cause he's gonna vote against me for sure.. like, that motherf'er...

Natalie: Well, you cold set that up. Set up last week. What your role was.

Kevin: Right, so that way I can kinda make that like...

Michele enters...

Kevin: Whooo! Girl! What's goin' on?

Michele: Little spa magic.

Kevin: A little mime action.

Michele: hehehe, yeah.

Chatter about face masks and product. Then Michele leaves to go shave her legs...

Kevin and Natalie continue talking until just after 3am, when Natalie decides to go up the the HoH Room and allow Kevin to sleep. On her way out, she tells him to come up in the morning, so they can go practice their speeches...

This concludes the Overnight Report™, and as of 7:45am BBT, the HGs are all still snoozing.

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Big Brother 11 Sunday Show Viewing Party

***The internet voting lines for America's Favorite BB Player are open! This season, it's open to all of the HGs, minus Chima, but there's a catch. You're only supposed to vote once, so vote wisely... unless of course you're willing to clear your cookies and cache each time. ;p

Normally, I wouldn't say anything, but since we all know what happened with the last vote, the only way it's going to be a legitimate vote is if everyone has the same information.

Here's the link to vote for your fave! :)


Good Evening Big Brother Lovers! I hope you all had a wonderful Sunday!!

Welcome to the Sunday Show Viewing Party on BBDish!! Thank you again for making this the best season ever here on the blog!!

After tonight, there'll only be 1 more Sunday Show to the whole Big Brother 11 season. Can you believe it? 1 more Sunday show, then the 2 hour Finale Tuesday Show on September 15th, then it's all over for the BB11 Season!

Make sure you're here this Tuesday night for the Live Veto Ceremony and Eviction, which will lead straight into the 1st leg of the Final 3 HoH: Endurance Comp on the live feeds!!

I don't know about you, but I'm hoping for waterfalls and flying cockroaches. ;p Talk about must see feeds.

Tonight, get ready to rewind your minds!! We've got Nominations, DR sessions, and Pandora's Crotch making another appearance...

Come join us here in the comment section, so we can chat, blog and analyze the edit of the broadcast show together... while it's airing on CBS.

If you're not on the east coast, and you'd like to watch along with us, right click on either of these links: NYFeed or DreamAngel.

If you're not on the east coast, and you're watching the feeds, waiting til the show hits your time zone, *please* let us know in the event Natalie miraculously DORs... yeah, I know.. aint gonna happen.




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The Overnight Report™

Good morning, BB Lovers! Happy Sunday!!

There are new Big Brother Auctions to check out from the HGs, and the Vegas Package featuring Casey is still up for grabs!

For the Overnight™ today, Sunday Funnies, Flashback Style! ;)

10pm BBT

All HGs

Last night in the Big Brother 11 House, the HGs put on a fashion show for the live feed viewers.

If you'd like to see the run up to the fashion show, during which Natalie gives Kevin all manner of bad fashion advice and repeatedly insists he make himself look straight, as if it is better, start at 10pm.

If you'd like to start as the fashion show begins, go to about 10:25pm BBT, as seen in this pic.

It's actually really fun and funny! :) The HGs take a break from sniping as they judge each other - super sweetness rules the house. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Round 2 begins around 10:50pm... complete with a vajayjay flash... and the promise of BBQ'd basketball shorts. The end of the hour turns to nominating pieces of clothing to be BBQd... Natalie's Shorts, Jordan's Peace Sweats, Michele's Slippers, etc...

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11:50pm BBT

All HGs

The 11 o'clock hour is filled with discussions of past HGs. It moves into talking about the show,

To Catch a Predator, which leads into a discussion on Porn.

Natalie insists her man doesn't watch it. The others beg to differ...

Funny sex talk follows.

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12:40am BBT

Jacuzzi

Michele & Jordan

Cam 1

Jordan gets into the hot tub in her underwear. Michele's gone inside to get her bikini, because she was going commando.

Jordan: What do you think Jeff's doing right now? Playing solitaire?

Michele: I hope not. That's lame.

Natalie pokes her head out and says she's going to get her bikini and join them.

Michele: You know what he's doing right now? Wacking off.

Jordan: (laughs) Of course you would say that. He probably is!

Michele: I'm just kidding.

Jordan: After a couple months? I'm sure all the guys, the first thing they did was that.

Michele: Dude! The first time I'm alone and there's no cameras!

Jordan: omg, Michele!

Michele: Duuuude! It's driving me crazy in here. I was all horny before the competition, and I'm like, dude, stay focused! What is there to be horny about in here?

Jordan: Well, just a couple weeks and your husband can...

Watch it! It continues from here! :) Talk turns to game. Michele and Jordan agree that Kevin and Natalie are working together. Jordan thinks Kevin will keep Michele...

Jordan: Well, if he keeps you, you've got my vote and you've got Jeff's. Before he left here, he told me to stick with you... I know when he sees one of us walk through there, he's gonna be pissed!

Natalie comes out to join them. She changes from her bra into her bikini top outside, with Jordan's assistance.

Girl talk in the jacuzzi continues throughout the 1 am hour, until Michele goes inside at 1:40am to get some ice cream...

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1:40am BBT

Jordan & Natalie

Cam 1

Natalie guarantees Jordan she's not going home this week...

Natalie: Trust me when I say you're not going home this week. Be like you don't know nothin'. I don't think he's gonna tell her til the end.

Jordan: Shut up.

Natalie: I'm being straight with you. You're not going home.

Natalie goes on to tell her how she followed Kevin's wishes last week, so he's following hers this week. Jordan interjects that Kevin went back on his word to Jeff last week, so he really can't be trusted. Natalie reassures her that she's safe.

Talk turns to endurance, and Natalie pumps Jordan full of sunshine.

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2:20am BBT

Cam 1

Pool Room

Michele & Jordan

Pillow talk and giggles, both in Jordan's bed...

Enjoy! :)

It's lights out for the HGs after this.

Happy Sunday! :)

See you back here for the Sunday Show Viewing Party at 7:45pm Eastern/4:45pm BBT. I'm looking forward to seeing what Pandora really brought Natalie. Betcha bunches it wasn't her boyf! I lean toward Jessie...

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Big Brother the Dish

We are nearing the end of yet another season of Big Brother. We laughed. We cried. We cheered. We booed. At times, we have wanted to kiss our monitors and others toss them out the window.

Every season, house guests touch our heart strings or enrage us with a fury like no other. We vote our fingers to the bone, and tune in three times a week to see how it plays out.

We spark up the feeds and watch with amazement at the fights, and shenanigans; we sigh at the romantic moments, or tear at the moments of humanity; or we sit at the edge of our seats through the endurance competitions.

We come together to celebrate, or commiserate. To rant and to postulate.

In the end.

It is a game. A television game generated for a television audience and expanded through the internet feeds.

The house guests are always cast to fulfill types, and they do with gusto. Sometimes, it's a hit. Sometimes, it's a miss. Sometimes, those we admire and root for, win. And sometimes, they don't.

But what always remains, is this wonderful online community that Carolyn put together. And through her hard work, dedication, expertise, fairness and warmth drew us to her.

Many have contributed to this blog over the years that I have been coming here. Reporter X, our sweet night time blogger. Stacey with her beautiful banners. Kim and Dawn with their amazing caps. C=Venus with her fantastically witty chops. Philip Allan with his stunning photography and ingenious videos.

Carolyn even managed to score some BB celebs to grace us with their inside scoop and insight. Chelsia from BB9 last year. Jun the winner of BB4. Even guest appearances from Will from BB5, and Steven from BB10.

When I stumbled into the Dish, I was a TV only. I needed a spoiler desperately, and I waded through some very unsavory places. And then I came here, and was immediately welcomed and accepted into the fold. That was at the beginning of season 9. I would come here daily and refresh my computer into oblivion to find out the latest in the house. I finally got the feeds, yet I came here to share the experience with the Dishy Alliance.

This year, I came in to pinch hit for Reporter X and give Carolyn a break. Truly, I only did about one tenth, if that, of what Carolyn does every single day and has done so for season after season. And let me tell you, it ain't easy.

Keeping up with these insane asylum inmates with their stealth whispering, their voiceless talking, their mile-a-minute dialogues and transcribing it with clarity and integrity is very hard to do. And if that wasn't enough, getting screen caps, and formatting them and adding them to the blog, often in the middle of some incredibly chaotic event can nearly take one over the edge of sanity. But that isn't all. Reading, moderating comments, responding, explaining, and greeting is an essential aspect of this type of blogging.

I didn't know half of the things Carolyn was subjected to there. Some of the comments have made Natalie seem like a candidate for sainthood. It is the omission of those comments that makes this place so incredibly fun and stimulating.

And speaking of comments. Then there are the commentators... All of you, that make this place so very special to be a part of. There are so very many of you, and I would love to give each of you a shout-out, but I don't want this to become an epic novel. :)

But I am compelled to name a few:

Gaytor - Whose incredibly witty and dirty humour tickles us to no end. I would have loved to be able to hang out all night with you, but I am unfortunately a wuss. :)

Blue - My wing man for a time until he left me for the college boys, hehehe, is so full of powerful energy it oozes out through every one of his comments and blogs. You are so sweet! :)

Jane - Our resident legal eagle and wing back psychologist whose wry sense of humour and insights that go right to the jugular makes us spit liquids all over the place if we read her comments unawares. You rock woman. You're my hero. But then you know it. :)

You three have been here since I got here and have always been people I would be honored to call "friend".

This year, more came forward and mostly kept me company in my nightly blogging with their comments and encouragement.

Syn - You are a fearless champion and a wonderful bannerist (I just made that word up! haha).
MsFitz - You're too Gucci for words.
WendyLady - You just crack me up. Every single time!
Michigan Man - You plodded through the night and provided us with invaluable insight on the feeds in real time and flash back. And you earned the nickname Mr. Flashback.

There are so many of you. Judy, Julie, Marci, Michelle, RubyRoo, Mo, Brother Mouzone, Red, Simply Sam, Rhonda, Rosaritoe, Nzinga, Pamela, Kscoot, Ry, Lisa, Illissa, Shamrock, Kent, Jamison, Grendon, Berdache, MnM, and Crisi to name a very few. And Noni, wherever you are! Hope you are well! :)

Please do not think that if I do not name you, I am overlooking you. I am simply running out of memory.... hehe.

And last but not least, Carolyn! Oh man! You are a fountain of intellect and generosity, of your time, your expertise, your humor, your insight and your light.

So, no matter how disappointed we might feel today. No matter how enraged at the turn of events in the BB house. It's a beautiful day every day in the Dishy House.

Thank you for letting me be a part of it. :)

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PoV Spoiler & Immediate Aftermath

2:24pm BBT

The Feeds just came back from the PoV Comp.

We'll have the PoV Spoiler posted right here for you just as soon as the winner is revealed on the live feeds. Please refresh for more info...

Michele lost...

Michele: (teary) I lost.. I'll be seeing Jeff in the jury house.

Upstairs in HoH, the mood is jubilant.

Kevin won the PoV

Natalie: Dude, this is so great! I woulda won that. You know I woulda won that. Either way, we would've been great. We've been preparing for this ever since Jessie went home.

Kevin: Every little thing we've done. Swear on your engagement that you don't have some bs final 2 reversal power.

Natalie: I swear on everything. There's nothing like that... They even told me, "we're not gonna support that lie." Dude, you n me, final 2.

Kevin: Every single thing we needed to do, we've done. You better not be trying to befriend Michele this week.

Natalie: I wont.

Kevin: Cuz I'm gonna be like, I'm entertaining her thoughts all week.

Natalie: I'm all about being fair... She came in and I asked her, how'd you do, and she (Jordan) sais, "I didn't even get past the 1st question." And that was hers and Jeff's HoH.

Talk turns to their pre Comp DR Sessions...

Natalie: I went in there, and I'm like, I'm going into this confident. The odds are in our favor, and Kevin's gonna bring home a victory. That's what I said.

Natalie tells Kevin to play it up with Michele this week, and then she'll call her a devil again...

Natalie: We're going to final 3, Kevin.

Kevin: Are you taking Jordan?

Natalie: No.

Kevin: Can you reassure me?

Natalie: You reassure me.

Natalie says she's never been dishonest with him... etc., etc... Kevin says the same...

Natalie: We're going to the final 2, just like Memphis and Dan... no matter what.

***No, nothing like Memphis and Dan.

2:36pm

Cam 1

Kevin: And it helped that we had technical errors, cuz I was like, ok, these are the questions I need to think about.

Natalie: What do you mean, technical errors?

Kevin: Like, we had to stand next to the door and face the wall...

Trivia... momentarily, while production tries to hide any signs of impropriety around Kevin's win.

Feeds return a moment later to the happy camper up in HoH.

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2:39pm BBT

Pool Room

Jordan and Michele

Jordan: I need to win something, so I feel like I'm doing something... The last time I won something was 2 weeks ago? 3 weeks ago? I'm just a terrible player. I'm so embarrassed. I couldn't even get one block on...

Michele: It was completely stacked out of order the 1st time, and I didn't even get one right. My brain just wasn't working...

Jordan: I feel like such a loser!

Michele: This was really hard. Last year, they had to go level by level, and they would tell them before they progressed if that one level was correct. Whereas, we had no idea how we were doing. It would've been a very different competition if it was each one.

The mood is decidedly less joyful in the pool room, but Michele's taking it in stride...

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2:47pm BBT

HoH Room

Kevin & Natalie

They're already planning on the to the death endurance comp... All they have to do is outlast Jordan. Natalie says she can do water, she just doesn't like to. Kevin says he'll hang up there til he poops himself, if necessary.

Natalie: Dude, Michele's gonna be all over you. Want me to c-ckblock.

***Too easy. Not going there.

Kevin: I will not set up any opportunity to get me alone. I went up to her, gave her the opportunity, and she shut me down. You know why the plan worked, it's because we worked them so well..

Natalie: She was so confident I was coming after you, she didn't feel the need to talk to you.

Natalie and Kevin plan their assault on Michele for the next few days... then they leave the HoH Room and make their way to the kitchen...

Natalie: This is what I did last week to Jeff, and now this week to her. This is a goood day.

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4:18pm BBT
Michele's looking at herself in the mirror across from the kitchen counter where she's just had her meal... The words are mine, not hers. She's still thinking, still in it, and trying to figure out how to make it work...

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Final 4 PoV Waiting Games

The Feeds went to trivia at 12:14pm BBT.

Still Trivia

@2:09 pm BBT

Thinking the good thoughts for your favorites would be a very good thing to do... As a matter of fact, let's keep this post nothing but positive vibes for whomever it is you'd like to see win this one...

Activity #1: Are ya feelin the limericks today? If you are, have at it! Keep em clean, so I can publish them, and write in support of who you'd most like to see win this PoV Comp.

I'll be over here taking deep breaths to calm my nerves and waiting on you for some laughs.

By the way, of you missed it in the Overnight Report™, you've gotta go check this out: Win a Vegas Wrap Party Package, including dinner and a show with Casey.

Activity #2: What bloopers would you include if you could make a recap of the season? Make a list! :)

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Saturday Morning into Afternoon of Final 4 PoV Comp Day

9:24am BBT

BB woke the HGs a few minutes ago, and I've been waiting for that all important shot of the backyard... We just got it. The Backyard is locked down. The HGs are locked in the house. All systems go.

• Michele and Jordan are sleeping with lights on in the Pool Room.
• Kevin is in the Red Room with light out.
• Natalie is in HOH with lights out.

BB is coming on intermittently to tell Kevin and Natalie to on their microphones. Very emphatically. To change their batteries... In other words, Wake UP and entertain the live feed viewers!

Natalie gets up, exchanges her batteries, returns to HOH, turns on the lights and hops back under the covers.

All HGs still snoozing...

9:59 AM BBT - Fish

BB means business this time!

10:07 AM BBT

Feeds are back.

• Michele, Kevin and Jordan are in the washroom getting ready. Kevin is showering.
• Natalie is still asleep in HOH.

Looks like they have been told to be camera ready. This might be a quick and dirty POV! They go about their business with no talk really. Jordan has finished and left. Kevin continues with his grooming. Michele is taking a shower.

10:28 Am BBT

• Jordan is awake in bed.
• Kevin is called to DR.
• Perv Cams on Michele in the shower.
• Natalie is still in HOH.

Michele is out of the shower. Dressed and putting on her athletic shoes at the mini table while she Jedi trains in her head. **Something I suspect they are all doing. Except Natalie who is sleeping...

10: 44 AM BBT

Jordan is called to the DR.
Kevin and Michele are in the kitchen preparing breakfast.

Kevin: I just want you to know, I want Natalie out. She is no longer on my team.
Michele: I can't make decisions before the Veto. We'll play and see what happens. Scary week.

10:51am BBT - And the storm has passed... I'm ba-ack :) Thanks to Genie for stepping in while it was nuts over here in SoFla. I actually had a water spout form at the end of my street. But back to them...

Kevin and Michele are in the kitchen, and he just butterfingered something from the fridge onto the floor. Michele offers help. Kevin cleans it up. She grabs a seat at the counter with her breakfast.

10:53am BBT

Jordan's out of the DR. She joins Michele, across the kitchen counter for a moment.

Jordan: 2 people have already been called, so just 2 more. I bet it'll start at 12.

10:56am BBT

Kevin makes his way up to the HoH Room, breakfast in tow, to see if Natalie's up. He offers her half a bagel...

Kevin: Can I come in?

Natalie: Yeah, sure. She just woke me up.

Kevin: So how was it last night?

Natalie: We didn't talk game. It was all tampons and sex and my guy...

Kevin: Why wouldn't they tell you?

Natalie: I don't know.

BB: Natalie, please put on your microphone.

Natalie: Honestly, the whole time we were talking up here.. We did the tampon thing.. I asked michele if she was a swinger. SHe said she's not, but she would. We were talking about that the whole time... Oh, actually, there was one thing... MIchele.. I don't know how it got brought up.. Michele was like, Kevin's campaigning for the vote before the Veto's even played. Jordan had said something, and Michele's like, he's only saying that because he's already trying before the Veto.

Kevin: Yeah, she's right. She should be trying too. The fact that she's not trying with me.. Bi*ch, you already lost. I tried saying something to her this morning, and she was like, I can't talk about that til after the veto. I think if I win, I'm gonna...

Natalie: Torture her for a couple days?

Kevin: I'll be like, I don't know.. Lemme think about it for a couple days.. Then I'll be like, B-tch, you goin home.

Natalie leaves the room, telling him he can stay if he wants... He does for a moment, takes a look at her pic and says....

Kevin: Sorry, my man is cuter.

11:05am BBT - Feeds return to Michele eating breakfast at the counter... quietly getting her game demeanor on. She appears thoughtful and confident.

11:11am BBT

Pool Room

Jordan & Natalie

Natalie sticks her head in for more tampon pointers... Jordan fills her in.

Natalie: You ok, sitting over ther ein the corner?

Jordan: Yeah. Just getting ready.

Natalie leaves. Jordan goes all eye of the tiger on us.

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11:14am BBT

HoH Room

Natalie & Kevin

Natalie: It's either gonna be a thing with questions, a puzzle, something with dates, question thingy or something with Nominee/Eviction Votes. That's all I can think of.

Kevin: It's definitely nothing physical.

Natalie: No, nothing physical, so just study, study, study.

Kevin: Think of something you can quiz me on.

Natalie: Everybody's in separate corners... When I went down there.. Do you know where this towel came from?

Kevin: Oh, I brought it up to cover this... (his cheat sheet, seen in photo)

Kevin begins running the numbers and dates, quietly to himself on the bed.... Who went up, who won what, who was replaced, who went home... week by week.

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11:25am BBT

Study and focus continues throughout the house. Kevin's still up in the HoH room with his cheat sheet. Jordan has now moved to the Living Room. No Cam on Michele at the moment..

11:31am BBT

HoH Room -

Natalie's in the bathroom in a towel.

Kevin's on her bed.

Natalie: There was about 80...

BB: Kevin, please go to the Diary Room.

Natalie: Hey, take the key with you.

Kevin: Ok..

Off he goes.

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11:37am BBT

Green Room

Michele

Stretching and thinking...

11:38am BBT

BB: Jordan, please go to the Diary Room.

11:39am BBT - Michele continues the stretch/think in the Green Room...

11:41am BBT

HoH Room

Natalie & Kevin

Kevin: That's like you, only feminine... I put the key on the table. brb.

Natalie: Alright. Just unlock it then.

Kevin goes down to the kitchen to grab a drink, then right back up to HoH.

Kevin: Hello... (high voice) It's Michele.

Natalie: That b-tch knows better than to come up in my room.

Kevin: She's your friend now.

Natalie: I called her the devil twice yesterday, and she's butt hurt about it too, because hs ekeeps bringing it up. Be lucky, cuz a lot more was gonna come out, andI didn't say anything that wasn't the truth.

Kevin: Do you think it's gonna be soon?

Natalie: I really don't know. I aksed, and she was like, I don't know.

Natalie complains about the water not being hot enough in the HoH shower. Kevin thinks it's perfect. She brushes her teeth. He continues studying...

Kevin: So, Natalie, you and Lydia are tied for the most nominations... but yours are consecutive... However, you're technically not nominated. You got 3.

Natalie: Hold on. (still brushing teeth) Yeah, so I've been on the block 4 times, but technically I've only been nominated 3, because one was coup d'etat. So me, Jordan and Lydia are tied. I've been through it 3 times... Lydia's key's come out the least amount of times, and out of everybody, who's key's come out the most is you. So lydia would be the least, you'd be the most.

They continue studying and trying to figure out what the comp is going to be.

11:55am BBT

Natalie comes downstairs, leaving Kevin in the HoH room to study. She finds Jordan in the living room and asks her to do her hair. Jordan, naturally, complies. They move into the bathroom... Chatter as Jordan works the flat iron and brush through Natalie's hair.

***Jordan, you don't need to allow her to distract you now. Please be aware that that is her intent. Then again, she doesn't really believe you have a chance at winning anything, so she's also intent on being your f2 buddy.

Kevin comes downstairs. Natalie calls out to him.

Natalie: You done with your nap, Kevin?

Kevin: yeah...

Jordan: Normally the Vetoes start at 2...

Noon BBT

Bathroom

Jordan & Natalie

Natalie: I'm so upset I can't play.

BB: Natalie, please go to the diary room.

Natalie: Be there in a couple minutes, Big Brother. I'll just do this for now, and if it's not time yet, we can come back and do a little bit more.

Jordan: ok.

They head out of the bathroom.

Natalie: I don't think it's time yet.

Natalie goes to the DR. Jordan heads to the bathroom, as Kevin's exiting. She sits on the bathroom couch and waits for Michele to get out of the loo.

12:08pm BBT

Stealth whispering between Jordan and Michele, initiated by Jordan, before she goes into the loo. All I caught was Jordan saying, "that's even more motivation for me."

12:11pm BBT -

Around the house...

• Michele goes back into the loo. Nervous tummy on PoV day.
• Natalie comes out from the DR. Jordan recommences working on her hair.
• Kevin's up in HoH, studying in peace.

Michele: Mind if I use your nail clipper?

Natalie: It's upstairs.

Michele: Thanks.

Natalie: (remembering the cheat sheet) Kevin's up there and I think he has it locked, so just knock. He'll open it.

And we go...

12:14pm - Straight into Trivia!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Power of Veto Comp is about to begin.

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The Overnight Report™

Good Morning, BB Lovers! :) Happy Saturday! It ought to be PoV Day in the Big Brother House, and this is far and away the most important Power of Veto Competition of the Season. For the nominees, Michele and Kevin, it's win or go home. Period. End of Story.

If you were out and about last night, make sure to check out the previous post for the details on what went down on the feeds until about 9pm bbt, and the comment section there will carry your forward til midnight...

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OK.. I'm getting to work on the Overnight™. See you back here with it completed by 9am BBT!

11:35pm BBT

Jacuzzi

Jordan, Michele & Natalie

Cams 1 & 2

This conversation began around 11pm, and is ongoing about Natalie's supposed visit from her boyfriend, the people that invaded the house while she was up in HoH, the clothing luxury comp and the coming PoV comp. We join them as they begin PoV talk...

Natalie: Maybe I'll wear them tomorrow... cuz, since I can't compete, I was gonna wear something tomorrow, like, I was gonna wear the shorts, but it's gonna be hot, so I'll wear some shorts and a tank. That'll go with the white shorts, you think?

Michele: White shorts? I dunno. Do you have anything black? Probably more black or blue, right?

Natalie: I have blue jean shorts.

Jordan: Wonder if we're gonna be gettin' dirty.

Natalie: I doubt it. Obviously, we're not even locked down. It's gonna be something...

Michele/Jordan: Simple.

Natalie: (nods) Yeah, we're not locked down yet.
Jordan: If it's riddles? I fail.

Natalie: They wont, they wont repeat a same competition.

Michele: I know. If it's riddles, we all fail. hehe.

Jordan: I'm serious. I can't get riddles and puzzles to save my life.

Natalie: No, they won't repeat something. It's gonna be something simple, I think. I think questions.
Jordan: Really?!

Natalie: mmhmm

Michele: Yeah, cuz, questions don't take a long time to set up. (long pause) We'll see. If it's a night time veto, then they can set up during the day.

Natalie: I don't think they'll have another night.

Michele: I like those. Night time competitions are fun.

Jordan: At first, when those, uh uh, that roach came out, I was like, oh my gah, we're doin' a Veto. We're gonna have to eat bugs. And I thought that.

Michele: hehe.

Jordan: I was thinkin' everything. Anything you can imagine, I was thinking.

Natalie: Did the roach talk to you?

Michele: No, the roach just went tsss.. tsssss...

Jordan: Yeah! And then she'd go like... (jordan demonstrates a roach on it's back).

Michele: Yeah and her face? I'm telling you. I was like, are you kidding me? (michele demos the face)

Jordan: And she had makeup on her face.

Michele: She looked like a zombie. It was like a zombie roach that was spraying bug killer.

Jordan: Yeah!

Michele: I was like, you're crazy roach. You should be dead already.

Jordan: When she walked out, she looked like hunchbacked. Weird. And then the.. I don't know.

Michele: And then they did the..

Natalie: Sorry about that. I didn't know what would happen. For all I knew, it could have been money again. Like, it didn't tell me it was something bad.

***Bullsh-t.

Michele: It wasn't so bad. I was laughing my butt off.

Jordan: Yeah.

Natalie: That was actually kinda fun... It killed some of the day...

Jordan: I was like, "Stop it! What're you doing?" and then he went "Stop it! What're you doing?" and I'd be like, "No, serious!," and he'd be like, "No, I'm serious!"

Michele: Yeah... that was funny.

Jordan: I was like, you're getting on my nerves. He was like, "you're getting on my nerves!" and I was getting pissed!

Michele: Yeah, I ran away from that guy. I was like, don't even talk to me.

Jordan: I was like, get away from me.

Natalie: But I think he knew he was probably getting to you, Jordan. That's why he followed you.

Jordan: Yeah, cuz first he started with Kevin, and and he was kinda scary lookin at first. He kinda scared me. Cuz when I walked to the Sto...

BB: Natalie, please go to the Diary Room

*** So you can gloat about all the information they're freely giving you about an event that could show up on a comp and that you would've otherwise not been privy to.

Natalie: Aw. They always do that.

Jordan: He like charged out.

Michele: Yeah, he did run.

Natalie gets up...

Michele: I went into the bathroom, and they wouldn't follow me into the bathroom, I was like, ohh.. hahaha!

Natalie: Did they wait outside the door?

Michele: Yeah. hahaha.

Jordan: Did you stand there in the bathroom?

Michele: Yeah, for a little while... but I was looking for diaper wipes to wipe the baby's butt...

Natalie & Jordan laugh.

Michele: But the greatest part was I had them, and I held them up like this, and the guy was like, Noooooo....

Natalie walks towards the sliding glass door to go inside for her DR session. Kevin comes to join Jordan and Michele by the jacuzzi.

Natalie: That woulda been funny. Something needed to be wiped on him.

Michele: Yeah...

Natalie enters the house.

Kevin sits down at the side of the jacuzzi.

Kevin: (softly) Interesting.

Stilted chatter about lost sandals, silence then...

Kevin: That was pretty funny.

Jordan: I felt like I was in Alice in Wonderland.

Michele: Yeah, and I was telling Kevin... I felt like I had an Alice in Wonderland dress on today... all blue with the black..

Kevin: I just wanted a moment by myself, so I could think, and they would just not...

Michele: That was the point. They were supposed to terrorize us for like 20 minutes. If they were there for an hour, I was gonna start throwin' sh-t.

Jordan: That boy that was dressed up like a cat... He was kinda scary at first, but then I was like, aww, you're so cute. I wanna eat you.

Michele: hehe

Kevin: Really? He scared me.

Jordan: I thought it was funny.. how he would imitate...

Michele: hehehe.. Oh, Copycat. I was like, it's nice to see new faces in the house, even if they were weirdos. hehehe.

Kevin: That's what made it so weird.. It was like, other people... I was like, omg, there's other people.

Michele: The weird thing is, if in the outside world everyone's turned into people like that. We don't know. It's a crazy virus out there.

11:40am BBT

Jacuzzi

Cam 1

Jordan, Michele & Kevin

Tampons, Vibrators and Game

Michele: No, he does not want to see vajayjay.

Jordan: No, we're not gonna sit there and see it. We're gonna sit on the tub and instruct her...

Michele: Oh, ok.

Jordan: I told her we can do it in the HoH, cuz it's bigger, and she has those door, so it'll be private...

Kevin: I do not want to be a part of that.

Michele: See? Yeah, you can teach her how to use a tampon, I'll bring out the vibrator, show you how to use the vibrator...

Jordan: Yeah, I was like, Michele might be able to explain it better than me, because Michele's more sexual. Michele started laughing.

Kevin: Michele, you brought a vibrator?

Michele: No, I did not.

Kevin: So what're you talking about, I'm gonna bring out the vibrator?

Jordan: We were talking about that the other night... She was like...

Michele: I was like, girl, you don't own a vibrator? I was all, girrl, I'm getting you one for your birthday.

Kevin: heh.

Michele: I got one for my birthday. It was the best birthday ever.

Jordan: She told me I was missin' out.

Kevin: No, vibrators and tampons. Don't wanna be a part of that party.

Jordan: Anything dealing with the vagina.

Michele: Vibrators can be good for guys...

Kevin: I tried one of those, and it did nothing for me.

Michele: Maybe I'll start a new career selling sex toys.

Talk turns to passion parties... Kevin moves the conversation into Game and Natalie's story about the day...

Kevin: Does anybody feel like, now with Natalie's proposal, America is going to gobble her up? On the vote in the jury house?

Jordan: With what?

Kevin: With the proposal.

Michele: Ok, was my point about her calling me devil during the uh... ceremony valid?

Kevin: Totally pandering to the jury.

Michele: Yeah. So, in her speech, right, the nomination ceremony gets shown to the jury house, so what she said today to me and Kevin... She said I was responsible for Chima going home, I'm a backstabber, ummm.. I'm.. if you make a deal with me, you make a deal with the devil... I'm the devil. I'm not Christian... Like, whoever goes home this week, they show them the tape, and if for some reason, I end up like in the final 2, they're like, motherf'in devil.

Kevin: Right. Same with me.

Michele: And that's pretty much the last thing... You remember the closest things that happened.

Kevin: Right...

Michele: So that's pretty much the last tape, except for the final...

Jordan: I think, about the jury house, and you know how some people are bitter that you send em home, or whatever.. Just say Jeff, cuz he just left, you know he was bitter. You could tell he was bitter. But I think by the time the final 2 comes, people have had time to cool off...

Michele: Cool off, but then you see a video like that! You'r elike, oh yeah, Michele was a backstabber and she f'd me... Oh yeah, now I remember.. Even if I didn't.

Jordan: But maybe it might... I don't know...

Michele: It was a little bit more vindictive than it needed to be. She was doing a reminder.

Kevin: I can name one person in the jury house that would vote against her. Only one. All the others, including Jeff, cuz Jeff can say that you were working with Russell.. She really worked Jeff last minute to make him feel like, Oh we're buddy buddy... Ya know? The only way Jeff..

Michele: It doesn't matter...

Jordan: I really think they're gonna vote favorites..

Kevin: She did what Jeff was trying to do, better. Jeff was trying to have no blood on his hands. She did it better.

Michele: Yeah.

Kevin: She's actually sending me home with no blood on her hands.

***Bingo.

Kevin: ..because the nominations really don't mean anything. It's the veto. SO she can say, hey, the nominations didn't meant anything. It was just up to the Veto Competition. So now, if you're up with her in the final 2, I would vote for her, because she didn't technically screw me. You know? She threw the s'more comp, because she knew I would win, and I would be forced to send Jeff home, and not be able to compete in the next hoh. It's just coming down at this point...

Jordan: Is that a spider?

Michele: It's a cricket.

Kevin: Do you want my sandal?

Michele: I'm not gonna kill it.

Kevin: I have nothing personally against her... It's just, do you want second place, or do you want first place?

Michele: I don't wanna go home. That's my 1st goal.

They go silent for a moment, then Kevin gives it one final push...

Kevin: You know how you have to play all scenarios? Natalie is the last on the list of who I would want to take to the end to see myself winning, because guaranteed, it's a guarantee, you would lose. I honestly can't see a way. I thought maybe for a moment, America, but now with this whole thing? They wanna see a Big Brother wedding or something.

***I'm trying to imagine a scenario in which Natalie gets America's jury vote.... Nope. Can't do it.

Michele: She's outta the DR.

Chatter... Michele gets up, towels off.... Kevin puts his sandals on and sticks his feet back into the jacuzzi.

Kevin: (to Jordan) And then on top of that, she has a mystery power at the end? Final 2 reversal? That's really ridiculous.

Michele's dealing with something at the pool. Kevin walks inside. Michele returns to the jacuzzi with Jordan.

Michele: He's bitter.

Jordan: yeah, but, I don't know.

Michele: What, are you gonna vote for him to stay?

Jordan: Heck, no!

Michele: I'm like, girl... Don't listen.

Jordan: No...

Michele and Jordan talk it out, in terms of both Natalie and Kevin... Jordan reconfirms her alliance with Michele. Kevin was too transparent for Jordan. Natalie too. She gets it. I recommend catching this on flashback - Cam 1 at 11:50pm BBT.

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Midnight BBT

Jordan & Michele

Jacuzzi

Cam 1 -Cont'd.

Michele: I'm a little concerned that if he gets it, he might send you home, because Kevin vs the Devil, Kevin wins.

Jordan: I am too.

Michele: Don't worry. I am gonna fight like hell for that Veto.

Out comes Natalie...

Jordan: I wanna win the PoV so bad.

Natalie makes her way to the jacuzzi and sits down. Jordan asks how her DR went. Natalie says good... Chatter... Michele goes to grab the hose to put more water in the pool...

Natalie: This one needs to be filled too, Michele.

Michele: Yeah...

Michele walks the hose over to the jacuzzi.

Natalie: I'm not tired at all either.

Jordan: I'm not...

Michele: Yeah, You're not going to sleep tonight.

At this moment, Michele accidentally squirts Natalie right in the face with the hose. Definitely watch this on flashback. Very funny. It happens the instant after this pic... Michele's finger isn't even on the trigger. The thing just spontaneously erupts into Nat's face.

Michele: omg, I'm so sorry.

Natalie: I was about to get crazy on Michele.

Michele: That was an accidental prank.

Natalie: Jordan was like... I was about to go ballistic.

Jordan looks at Michele with such quiet admiration...

Jordan: Is that even on?

Michele: It wasn't even on! It just went off! Water pressure or something.

Natalie: The live feeders were about to get a show.

***Thanks, we're quite happy with what we did get. Natalie's reaction is on Cam 2. ;)

Jordan: Wanna go learn how put in a tampon?
Natalie: Alright. Let's go.
Jordan: You gotta be patient. You can get frustrated.
Natalie: I've tried it before and it didn't work..

In they all go. They invite Kevin again, but he's sitting out on this particular party. Jordan and Natalie make their way up to HoH to begin the education into womanhood of Natalie....

Jordan does a great job explaining, complete with, um, product demonstrations. It's really a very cute flashback find... Start around 12:07am BBT on Cam 1 and just keep going.

Jordan: You know the sex hole?
Natalie: Yeah.
Jordan: Put it in the sex hole... but, kinda put it in, as if a penis was going in you, ok?

Natalie: Ok

Jordan: But.. if it hurts, move it around until it feels good. Sometimes you might wanna take your two fingers, spread that hole a little bit, if it doesn't help.

Natalie: hehe

Jordan: But just feel around, whatever feels comfortable, and it just slides right in...

***I've got to move on!!! But seriously, watch this on flashback. It's adorable.

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HoH Room
1:10am BBT
Natalie, Jordan & Michele

Jordan has been showing Natalie how to apply make-up.

Jordan: I always thought you were a little devil. I always saw you popping around the corner, smiling, and I didn’t like Jessie, so…
Natalie: I got a bad rap hanging out with this guy! America doesn’t like me. (**Yeah. That's the reason...)
Jordan: And then with the whole, that with Chima going on....
Natalie: What with Chima?
Jordan: Those girls would instigate you, and you’d get more hyped up…
Natalie: They did! Lydia would try to get me to do stuff. Like the day with your beer, Lydia tried to get me to come and help. I stayed in bed.
Michele: She thought I was gonna flip out more than I did..
Jordan: And Jeff’s clothes.
Natalie: He was lucky it was set on the bed. They weren’t messed with.
Jordan: And then, what else. I dunno. I just felt like, you would be an instigator. Kinda like how Russell felt with me when I stuck up with Jeff? You’d stick up...
Natalie: for Jessie and Chima? That’s just how I am in real life. I’ll stick up for anyone I think is right. If I think they’re wrong, I’ll keep my mouth shut…
Jordan: Yeah, when you were by yourself I’d be I like her, but you got with all them and I didn’t like you anymore. You weren’t mean, but you were more… you’re very direct, and to the point. That’s not a bad thing.
Natalie: This is crazy though. We’re here!
Jordan: I told Kevin to come up here.
Natalie: Kevin said he won’t vote with me.
Jordan: No, outside, he said that he would still vote for you, because the person who votes him out screws him.
Natalie: He told me in the red room, that I screwed him.
Jordan: He said that you were getting no blood on your hands.

Michele: He was campaigning before it’s even over.
Natalie: He told me to my face, that he didn’t expect it, wanted to know why I didn’t put you two up.
Jordan: Yeah, when he went inside, I was like, that’s weird. And he keeps saying whoever goes up against Natalie will lose.
Natalie: Everyone's saying that about everybody...
Michele: Want to be here? Win. That’s what it comes down to.
Natalie: The only vote I thought I had in the jury was Jessie, and I was telling him today, telling my boyfriend today...
Jordan: He said the only person that was going to vote against you was Lydia.

Natalie: Of course Lydia! I already know she won't vote... cause Lydia and I despise each other... and well, this is the thing. I would hope Jessie would vote for me because we have an alliance in the house, but the message I gave him was really mean. When I was with my boyfriend talking, I was, I told him you don't have a chance with me. You never had a chance with me. (Jessie) I straight out shot him down. And then with Lydia being there, Lydia is going to say sh*t about me, that I was talking about him, so I don’t have Jessie’s vote.

**Ding Ding Ding! We have the truth slipping out of Natalie's mouth accidentally. Perhaps it was Jessie she saw and he more than likely told her she does not have his vote anymore. Jordan and Michele don't seem to notice the slip.

Jordan: I guarantee you anyone who is in there will be this person said this, this person said that... I guarantee you Jeff will be there saying he’ll be this didn’t happen, that didn’t happen..
Natalie: I see Jeff keeping to himself and minding his own business.
Jordan: Really? I can see him sticking up...
Natalie: And I don’t think I have Russell’s vote.
Jordan: Why?
Natalie: Well Russell said, whoever takes out Jeff will get my vote, but... I think Russell will go to you (Michele).
Michele: That's only if I am in the end...
Jordan: I think Russell will to you. Jeff will go to you (Jordan). Lydia would go to Kevin, and I hope Jessie would go to me, but I don't know.
Jordan: I really do think he would.
Natalie: That's why everybody has a fair shot right now. I think all of you would beat me. But in reality, I think we all do have an equal shot.
Michele: Yeah I think all of us have a 50/50 shot.
Natalie: and I don't think it's who likes who...

Talk turns about the money and the supposed rift between Kevin and Natalie, last week' events in the game.

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1:50am BBT
HoH Room
Michele, Natalie & Jordan

The Ladies Only Party Continues... It's very frank sex talk and very funny... Start around 1:50am, and continue with it after 2am all on Cam 1

Michele: Taking care of a baby is hard work, so I was like, geez, I'm not gonna have sex for a while. I'm good.
Jordan: I'd always be scared, like, what if I get pregnant? What if I get pregnant?
Natalie: You've only had sex once! And you used the pull out method right?

***It sounds more like only with the one guy than once.

Jordan: Yeah, every time. Something might be wrong with him or wrong with me. Once he couldn't control it, and a little bit went in, and I was, like, freaking out! He said that once it hits the air, it dies.
Michele: No! It can live for a day. That's not true. Girls have gotten pregnant by it being outside, and slipping in.
Natalie: I heard that you could get pregnant from a toilet seat, but they told me it died when it hit the air..
Michele: That's extremely rare, and the other is unlikely too, but if it dribbles near enough, there's that small percent chance.

Talk moves on to lubrication and infection...

Jordan: If there's no chemistry in the bed, then the juices don't mix and you can get an infection?
Michele: Not exactly... but if there's not enough lubrication, and then there's more friction which could lead to that..

Jordan tells them that she told her mother immediately when she lost her virginity... Michele and Natalie are blown away. Then she goes into specifics of her first time... She says he was huge.

Jordan: I wish I had a clay model, so you could feel what it was like. I was really embarrassed because I didn't want his roommate to see the bloodstain, so I put the sheets in the trunk, and I went shopping with my mom, and I forgot to take the sheets out.

Natalie: You told her everything?
Jordan: Yeah! I tell my mom everything. She says I tell her too much. And I'd say he had a big penis, and she'd be all, "Jordan! Don't be so plain!" She knew, but I was 18.
Natalie: So was it prom?
Jordan: September of '05. What about you?
Natalie: I don't talk about that.
Jordan: What about you?
Michele: September of 2000.
Jordan: Shut up! September, too???

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2am BBT

Cam 1

More Sex with Dr Michele up in HoH

Michele: Some people, it's so thick, they actually have to go to a surgeon and have him but it.

Jordan: What?!?! Wait! So you have to pop a cherry...

Watch it on flashback - again, very funny stuff.

Jordan talks about how much it hurt when she had sex. Michele reassures her that he was too big for her, and that she might not have had enough lubrication. Jordan claims to be the worst person to have sex with.

They decide Michele needs to give them lessons.

Jordan: I don't talk dirty. Do you talk dirty?
Michele: Yeah.
Jordan: I knew you talked dirty!
Natalie: Michele does everything. She's a dirty girl.
Michele: You have to keep the marriage spicy...
Natalie: Are you really bisexual?
Michele: I've never had sex with a girl, but I've wanted to.
Natalie: So you've never been with girls?
Michele: I've done things with girls, but I have never dated a girl.
Natalie: I'm interested. Like, you know. I find it... I don't know...
Michele: I've been equally turned on by girls and guys.
Jordan: I love it when people are so open!
Natalie: Me too!
Jordan: Lydia was the same way... I don't know. I can't picture myself with a girl...

The conversation continues. It's involved and they are all engaged....

Natalie asks if Jordan and Jeff made out. Jordan says that he was in a bad mood. Natalie says it's because she had just told him that she would not vote for him. Talk turns to a possible foursome between Jeff, Jordan, Michele and her husband. They crack up. They try to corner Jordan to admit she would "be" with Jeff. Natalie tells them that Jessie was willing to move to Arizona to be with her. Talk turns to Lydia and Jessie.

Talk turns to the door and the room behind it. They thought that room was a storage room and that there are steps back there.... to Fish.

Natalie: So what are you guys thinking the Veto competition's gonna be?
Jordan: Well you have a point, since we’re not on lockdown... it’s gonna be something simple.. It's not going to be anything with water...
Natalie: It's going to be some questions...I wish I could play, but I don't regret my choice... I experienced it and now, okay.. would you like to reverse your choice, I still would have said no...
Michele: We are 3 against 1... so we have a 75% chance of one of us wining the Veto to 66% chance, so it's not that bad...
Natalie: Dude! I wouldn't take it back for a second! I got proposed to! I couldn't take that back. I could have missed my one opportunity. He could have changed his mind.

Michele: That's true. But I don't think so...
Natalie: It's funny, he mentioned you because I was like... Oh my gosh. I was talking about being married to you a lot...
Jordan: I think he watches everything.
Natalie: I think he likes you, Michele, because he was mentioning you a lot. I was like are you watching me or are you watching Michele?
Michele: Noooo...
Natalie: He said I know, dude Michele, about the cooking... He was mentioning you a LOT! I think he likes you!
Jordan: Wow, he really watches!
Natalie: I like that though, it makes me happy!
Jordan: Did he cry?
Natalie: Yeah. I didn’t cry. There was so many emotions, I had no clue and then I saw his picture on that screen... All BS jokes aside, 100% seriousness. I was in the DR, and they told me to put on something nice that we’d won for an interview, I walk out, go to my drawers, and I’m like wait. I got this yesterday...

Fish

Natalie is telling them the Pandora's Box story again... Her version anyway...

Jordan: Awwwwww. Did you give him a big hug when they said time was up?
Natalie: Yeah, it was a voice I’d never heard before. It said, "Jason, Natalie, your time is up."
Michele: Big Brother has been nice to us.
Natalie: So I didn’t cry because I was in utter shock that it was even happening – I mean, I was outside hanging out and I was called to the Dr. I wasn’t expecting that at all. I was expecting money, luxury, a trip outside the house. Then I see the picture and I'm like this is a dream, and then I see him and I’m like no.. no way… and then he proposes! It was so surreal. And I was just in complete shock, I didn’t have a thought to really process what was going on, so..
Jordan: Wow. That’s awesome. I can't believe you didn't cry. I would be crying.
Natalie: If we had gone out to dinner... it was in normal life? Yeah, i would have cried. But, yeah it's been so crazy for me and... I mean, I was still on HOH high. I was still processing I’m HOH. Let alone all these!
Jordan: I wonder what time... I bet that POV starts at 2… It could start a different time... I’m gonna be so nervous. You don’t think it has anything to do with what we saw today do you…
Natalie: No it wouldn’t.. OH! I’m not competing… I was gonna say it wasn’t fair, because I didn’t get to see them, but I’m not competing.


CUT TO:
Pool Room
Michele & Jordan
2:50am BBT
Whispering...

Michele: When we get a chance, we need to go to the green room to study.
Jordan: This is major.
Michele: Yeah... this is it. We can pull through, though. We can do this, right?
Jordan: Right! I'm feeling confident. I'm gonna be confident about it.
Michele: We don't want to go home. We did not come this far to go home.
Jordan: Exactly. We have to.
Michele: We will do this. Final three.
Jordan: We will.

9:05am BBT - Fishies just called a wrap on this Overnight Report™!

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