Big Brother 13: The Overnight Report
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OK.. we're starting the Overnight Report considerably earlier in the BB evening than usual, because quite a few of you were so offended by a comment of Brendon's that you let me know about it via the comment section, facebook and email. Here it is:
Jeff & Brendon
Brendon compares Daniele to Hitler
Brendon: She reminds me of this great speaker once.. It was after the first world war.. This particular country wasn't doing to well. They needed somebody to lead the young democratic party at the time.. or was it the workers..
Jeff: What? Are you serious?
Brendon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This great, great speaker who was able to raise up the spirits of the workers who'd been oppressed.. especially after the first world war. What was his name? Oh yeah. Adolf Hitler.
Brendon: Great speaker.
Jeff: ...She dishes them bullsh*t and they eat it.
Brendon casually compares Daniele to Hitler, because trying to remove either himself or Jeff from the game is equal in his mind to the organized slaughter of millions? The comment is so contrived, "what was his name?" and beyond the pale ridiculous, perhaps Brendon's just doing his part to take some of the heat off of Jeff for the gay slur or Dominic for his recent "retard" statement.
How many people can one cast of HGs offend? It's early yet. I wonder how long it'll take the ADL or TheSimonWiesenthalCenter to pick up on this one though... or if they'll bother.
Jordan, Jeff, Porsche, Adam and Kalia are tossing a little ball around, chatting about marshmallow fluff...
Dominic sticks his head in. Jeff can't resist teasing him. It's good-natured fun.
Dominic: It's a party.
Jeff: Hey, buddy. Your girl was in there (the bathroom) for 2 minutes. You just missed her.
Jeff: She's in there.
Daniele passes by in the background.
Jeff: Hurry, there!
Dominic: So funny! Kick a dead corpse before he leaves, bro!
Jeff: Well, I don't want you to get lost.
Dominic: Shut up, Jeff.
Dominic heads toward the bathroom.
Jeff: Bro! Wrong way!
Dominic: I hate you!
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Brendon, Dominic
We're still feeling repercussions from the Smackdown... Dani is persona non grata with the vets, to say the least.
Jeff: You'd go out with that evil witch?
Dominic: um.. I dunno.
Jeff: That b*tch would forget about your birthday.
Dominic: Big Jeff, that's so mean.
Jeff: And blame you for it.
Dominic: Big Jeff's upset.
Jeff: Big Jeff is very upset, because his character got attacked for no reason, so why should I worry about what the f'k she thinks.
Dominic: I'm not even getting into this with Big Jeff.
Brendon: Yah, probably better not to.
Dominic: This had nothing to do with Big Dom, so let's just move forward.
Jeff: Big Dom is friends with that...
Dominic: Big Dom is friends with everyone, Big Jeff.
Jeff: I'm not happy with that...
Dominic: I understand, Jeff, but I'm an innocent bystander, remember that.
Jordan steps in to change the subject.
Jordan: What about Porsche?
Jordan: You don't like blondes and you don't like girls with big boobs.
Dominic: That's true.
Jeff's still seething.
Dominic: If I was single and she was the only girl here and I was bored..
Brendon: Circle of trust here..
Dominic: ..then the girl could probably grow on me, know what I mean?
Jordan: Well, his type is the opposite of me.
The topic moves on to their "types"...
Brendon: I like boobs and I like butt... and people ask which would you choose.. It's kinda like choosing between kids. It's not fair, know what I mean?
Jeff: Wow. Big Brendon likes boobs.
Brendon: I don't need the boobs.. but if they're there... I think the booty's way more important.
Brendon: Well, nowadays, you can buy boobs, but you can't buy a booty.
Rachel: Yeah, you can.
Brendon: Expensive and it doesn't really last well.
Jeff: Big Jeff's having trouble keeping his temper in check.
Brendon: Uh, Big Brendon noticed that.
Rachel: Do you wanna go up to the HoH room?
Brendon: Yeah, maybe we need to take Big Jeff up to the HoH...
Jeff: Big Brendon, you know we have a very, very long night ahead of us tomorrow.
Brendon: Yeah, very long night. That's why we need to get to bed early and get some good rest.
**No matter what the topic of conversation tonight, the main thing on everyone's mind is Endurance.
Dominic: I know. You guys got a big comp ahead of you.
Jeff: mm hmm
Dominic: How bout this? You guys give me a vote.. a sympathy vote..
Jordan: And you turn around and try to screw us.
Dominic: 4 sympathy votes? And I'll keep everyone up tonight.
**A for effort, kiddo.
Rachel: That's a great idea.
Dominic: I'll keep the pajama jammers up all night. And then you guys win tomorrow.
Jeff: Hey! Get the bus driver to feel so guilty that she walks out the door, and then you stay.
Dominic: I tried that. I was like, hey, go press the red button in the back, like you're evicting.. You should feel sorry. Go press the red button. Didn't work.
Jeff, Jordan, Rachel
Jordan: I'm just ready to get tomorrow night over with.
Rachel: Me too.
Jeff: It's gonna be such a long f'in night full of pain.
Carolyn: yayyyy!!! :0)
Jordan whispers about Dani...
Jordan: I was in the shower, and she was like, and I wasn't saying anything.. I was afraid of talking, cuz like, ya know how I make small talk?
Jeff: mm hmm
Jordan: And she's like, "I just wanna apologize. I know it doesn't mean anything or you don't care," and I'm like, I'm not mad at you, and she's like "it was nothing personal," and I was like, ok.
Rachel: At least she attempts to apologize to you guys.
Jordan: I was like, I understand.. You're just playing the game. She's like, yeah, I'm just playing the game.. and she was like, "I think you're a wonderful person, and I'm sorry." I was like, "it's fine. I'm not mad." But.. I am kinda bitter.
Rachel: She wont even look at me.
Shelly comes in to the Purple Room and whispers to them about the comp..
Shelly: It's metal.. There's men out there bangin' stuff.
Jeff: Do we have to hang or swing from it?
Shelly: I'm feelin' it in my butt. It's gonna be swinging. My arms aren't hurting, so it aint gonna be hanging.. so protect your waloney.
Jeff: I wanna put some f'in metal planks in my leg.
Talk turns back to Daniele being mean and how they do not like her... but since we've heard it all before, we'll just look at this pretty shot of Jeff instead.
I hereby move we change the name of the purple room to the harem room. ;)
Jordan: I would laugh tomorrow if they said, the people who have the golden keys are not allowed to play HoH. I would be like, ♫Ahhhh!
Rachel: That would be so awesome.
Jeff: I would have a boner. That would be so awesome. Just something negative for them.
Rachel: But you're right, she would freak out.
Jeff: Freak out.
Rachel: Freak out.
Carolyn: ♫oooh.. Let's Freak! ♫Have you heard about the new dance craze?
Dani, Dom, Kalia
Dom's in the middle of telling a story...
Dani: Are you wearing a retainer?
Dom: No. (puts his finger in his mouth) What is this curly hair?
Kalia/Dani: (crack up)
Dani: He had a Lawon pube in his mouth.
Dom: oh f*ck.. I'm gonna throw up. (he gets up, doubled over) oh my God, that's so f'in nasty.
Dani: It's just a Lawon hair.
Watch this on flashback - Feed 1 - 11:07pm - July 27th. It goes on from here and it's very funny! :)
Porsche & Jeff
Jordan has just been called to the DR and Kalia has just left, as well.
Porsche: (referring to Kalia) She's with them.
Jeff: Oh, really?
Porsche proceeds to carry on her indictment of Kalia in a sign language of sorts.
Porsche fills Jeff in on how they've been trying to get her vote, how it's not happening, and that she wants to verbally psych Dani out during the comp. Jeff can't believe they're still even campaigning.
Kalia & Porsche
Kalia goes to work on Porsche for her vote to keep Dominic. She pulls out all the stops, including, newbie unity, Janelle, people underestimating the two of them... anything and everything to try to keep Dominic in the house.
If you'd like to watch this on flashback, go to July 28th, 12:30am, feed 1.
Jeff & Kalia
Regarding the "Sympathy" vote for Dominic tomorrow... Jeff's toying with her and doing a bit of voter intimidation.
Kalia: ..cuz he's my friend and I want him to know I care. Does that matter, like, loyalty wise?
Jeff: I don't know. You tell me. Do you think it does? Cassi didn't receive even one vote.
Kalia: Which I thought was not nice...
Jeff: So you think you should be the person to do that? Wouldn't that make me believe that you somehow think you have the votes on that side?
Jeff: If he already has the sympathy vote from Daniele...
Kalia: Isn't that mean?
Jeff: No. It's the game. Who you with? Are you with them or with us?
Kalia: If it were you and Jordan, I could play with you guys. I don't think I can play with Brendon and Rachel.
Jeff: Ok, so you're not with us... Just know that, if you guys don't swing those votes, and Dominic goes home, then you, Daniele and Lawon get your f'in gloves on.
As it stands, Dominic is a goner... The rest of the night is spent with the sides divided, bashing and making fun of each other, and thinking about the endurance comp. This concludes the overnight report... because...
As of 8:18am, the HGs have been woken up for the day... Some are compliant..
Others less so. They remain on lockdown in advance of the comp. Enjoy the feeds! We'll see you back here later on today! For now, we need to prepare for tonight, 'cause there's no telling how long they'll go!
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